Dethklok - Awaken

[TheDanobot]

I HAVE A FUCKIN ASS DICK!!!

[TheDanobot]

FUCK MY ASS DICK!!!!

[thebeenie98]

Mustakrakish is a lake troll from Finland....

[Stupifyedify]

awaken awaken its might forsaken!! musta krakish does that mean devil in a devil i hadn't heard

[demmite]

sounds like a wiccan lol

[VKEsorin]

"Yep, tats definitely a troll..-_-" 

[Pwnzjoomom]

This is my wake-up call!

[ivanmq1]

777777 ._.

[morgahad2]

777777 views :D

[oxXNIRVANAXxo]

777,777 views ._.

[jacobthesexybitch66]

Not even a real metal band and still kicks more ass than the real ones

[Kreezorable]

New alarm clock...

[IlyaKhleboyko]

I play this song to my dough as it rises.

[thebeenie98]

toki wartooth not a bumblebee, skwisgaar skwisgelf taller than a tree, pickles the drummer doodily doo ding dong diddily doodily doo, william murderface murderface murderface, nathan explosion!!!!!

[Ar0474]

I love this song XD The episode they have this on is even hilarious, and the full version is just epic!

[Gettotaco]

I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast...

[HATEINGIDIOTS]

LOL i got a victorious comercial b4 i played dethklok>.<

[baxatak]

2:14 EPIC BREAKDOWN

[LordNatbob]

My girlfriend is visiting Finland this summer... she promises to bring me back a baby lake troll

[loveforever8808]

let it be known for thie norse gods of metal have smiled upon us and granted us the gift of DETHKLOK

[TheKikoren]

@loveforever8808 Fuck yeah! i pray to Tvastar what about you?

[loveforever8808]

@TheKikoren Oden THE MIGHTY king of norse gods!

[TheKikoren]

@loveforever8808 Tvcastar is the god of forging and sexual confusion

[TheKikoren]

@TheKikoren Tvastar*

[Eliselotje]

I humped the replay button..<3

[djstevy]

I have a continious eargasm while i listen to this!!!!!!!!!!

[panfuschrott]

fuck this omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Weakened]

back to 9gag

[Leksoskidavid]

i raped the reply button

[Shadowdragon1134666]

F**k the new Youtube... Every time I try to read past comments I get some s**t like "Bad Page Number" WTH... Maybe Dethklok will Awaken the Troll and get it to rip off the guy's head who keeps doing this.

[SpadeRoyal777]

I LOVE THE OPENING

[cryptosporidiom]

Don't you mean that your ears are bleeding... AND YOU LOVE IT?!!?!

[Denmakify]

FUCK I JUST WANT TO PUNCH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IN THE NECK! DEATHKLOCK WILL RISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[xsnowripperx1]

my ears are bleeding!!

[arxidi666]

@xsnowripperx1 No ur pussy is

[andrzejgaus]

I command you to rise

[RockoWolfcoonFTWLOL]

Fuck yes, DETHKLOK RULE!!! This is brutality at is best!!

[starlyandstary]

WARPATH!!!!!!!

[TokiLynn]

I set this song as my alarm in the morning ;]

[carlyluvszeepugs]

@TokiLynn ringtone-soon-to-be

[pinpmchornswagle]

"but how doez we killz diss thing?"

"FUS RO DAH!!!"

[pifftoffin]

HAHAHAHAAH YES



[BlackShadow451]

@pinpmchornswagle come on, the arrow to the knee jokes were bad enough, DONT GIVE THE SHIT SMERED MONGOLOIDS A NEW SKYRIM MEME TO INFECT YOUTUBE WITH!

[pinpmchornswagle]

@BlackShadow451 i would say a dry dead meme that no one finds funny...

but then a arrow hurt my knee badly

[Entenzeug]

@pinpmchornswagle

NO...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Don´t give Nathan the idea to speak those three words. Our galaxy would explode.

[Maultasche3000]

@Entenzeug What do you mean GALAXY?!

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

[Entenzeug]

@Maultasche3000

O.O.....O.o.....O.e

[ThePunkbanana]

Dethklok !!! \m/ 666

[BladerPR]

56 Scared lil wayne fans.

[boggzboy77]

@BladerPR no beiber fans



[THEguythatdoes]

I wish that they'd play more music like this in public rather than that gay pop shit

[meeetallicaaaa]

@THEguythatdoes ikr

[metalandhorror]

@THEguythatdoes that is the reasen metalhead rule cuz its not retarded selout shit

[ethdarkful]

how can there possibly be a b4mv video in the "suggested" list?!?

[MaggotJuggalo555]

this band is awesome

[devilsgrin6]

Awaken, my pigs, rise, rise, rise...you swine!

[PulseOfTonkpils]

DETHKLOK AT 2011 MAYHEM FESTIVAL!!

/watch?v=iCd-KFroMKs

[ChelseaKAloyerakis]

Face meeeellltinnnggg!!!!

[serfaksan]

METAL HEADS!!!! AWAKEN!!!! I COMMAND YOU TO RISE! RISE! RISE!!!

[MeatfortoeatALT]

@serfaksan But I'm tired!!

[serfaksan]

METAL HEADS!!!! AWAKEN!!!!

[Kafixis1]

This has enough metal in it to rebuild the twin towers...

[SushiSanOrSooten]

@Kafixis1 simply amazing comment

[TheIrezasRise]

@Kafixis1 I immediately love you.

[meeetallicaaaa]

@Kafixis1 lololololol

[HughJaz69]

@Kafixis1 sad but true

[DarthJeden1]

@Kafixis1 And build third one...

[curtiskumfer]

@Kafixis1 ok so how many mids did you see that comment on before you went i want top comment too

[Kafixis1]

@curtiskumfer Alot :)

[curtiskumfer]

@Kafixis1 ha

[Kafixis1]

@curtiskumfer lol

[occtaviousrex]

I commented on this years ago saying how I didn't like them... I was an ignorant child then. Dethklok fuck yeah \m/

[lrt3342]

:boner

me: boner go down!

boner: NO!

[Kafixis1]

@lrt3342 Best comment ever

[ranmarushinamori]

when i played this video there was a fucking fred 2 movie ad....WHAT THE FUCK YOUTUBE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[crystallynnelson1990]

oh yeah. cant get better than this, well maby. such great memories when i first heard this song and album. helll yeah baby.

[eddboy99]

@CrazyAirbourneFan Watch porn with Deth klok on ;) good tip

[GermanFrenchboy]

@eddboy99 If I watched porn with Dethklok on I'd rip my dick off by mistake

[TheZombiehouse1]

Dethklok is the shit period!!!!,and thts cumin from a black dude,lol

[QuantumTap]

better lake trolls than C'thulu

[demonchocobo]

There was a fucking coldplay ad on here! WTF! not in the least bit brutal!!!!!!!!

[TheMrNonni]

the drums are so Fuckin awesome !

[xScreamoDinosaurzx]

This Is Some Good Porn. I DON'T Find This Hard To Masterbate To. <3

[Ranma051]

@xScreamoDinosaurzx I cum as soon as this song starts before I even get a boner...

[jacobhetfieldjim]

new alarm



[Bart0vds]

lolcats

[foroforo8]

I like how the lake troll massacred everyone it found...It literally 'trolled' them ;)

[Neostatle]

55 bieber fans dislike real music.

[newuser815]

hey guys, i just got 55 phone calls... they said they were an angry group of rejects who had their dicks chopped off at birth

[depthruins2k39]

55 got eaten by the giant troll

[AALK5555]

Deathlock

[garethmanEXE]

metal

[LordofDragns]

@CrazyAirbourneFan Hell, they're even better than lolcats and porn combined!

[GrandKushMaster]

Dethklok has summoned 55 trolls.

[Ranma051]

@GrandKushMaster haha nice one!=)

[GrandKushMaster]

@Ranma051 thus explaining all the dead unicorns

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

Best band I have heard in a very long fucking time, and they're animated.

[login1995z5]

RISE!!!!!!!!!

[Trevorp588]

55 pieces of shit to murmaider!

[mooninites3]

55 people is dildos.

[15waq1e3w2]

@mooninites3 And 1 guy can't spell !

[chaos697169]

@15waq1e3w2 you mean 1 person doesn't know proper grammer lol and i was just about to say the same thing.

[justinthor]

@CrazyAirbourneFan porn in the tags because a kid made this video

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[kyle3988]

@Bluedeviant Great... NOW HOW DO I FIX IT MOTHERFUCKER?

[Bluedeviant]

@kyle3988 what disable your caps and type again cause i didnt understand a thing u said

[matejdurosi123]

@Bluedeviant i dont get it 

[TheGameplaysDeluxe]

@matejdurosi123 all the 3's get highlighted which then transform in DETHKLOK.

[matejdurosi123]

@TheGameplaysDeluxe ah yeah , thanks didnt work at first :D

[cstony0917]

@Bluedeviant awesome!!!

[pifftoffin]

@Bluedeviant I LOVE U :D

[TheFunnycowpie]

@Bluedeviant I dont get it. Explain?

[LTP1997]

I was caught listening to this song in my classroom while the teacher was teaching....

He loves it.

[braveserrobbin]

this song is my alarm clock for over a year now,

[KakashiTheFirst]

Weak...

[qwu2]

Great now I have to go find KARMICKAMIKAZE's post....

[gamertillidie1234]

brutal...

[medokh1]

who the hell said their a fictional band ? their a real band who have real songs ......... ! their fictional in the show but the actual band "DETHKLOK" makes the songs and does their voices ! so their both real and fictional

[SnowCavern20]

@medokh1 A fake band in my opinion is a session band, or a band of various artists collaborating only for a show, movie, etc. Metalocalypse is based on DETHKLOK, not the other way around, and the members are still together, they are in fact a real band.

[whoopla1095]

The thing i like most about deathklok is they have an actual beat to their songs instead of a cluster fuck of instrements coming together and playing something different at the same time like some metal bands i know...

[bing13ish]

thanx man! 

[bing13ish]

i LOVE them and i know this is going to sound dumb but is it pronounced "deathcloak" or deathclock"?

[Enigma7861]

@bing13ish Deathclock

[FoxtrotXero]

I honestly dont see the big deal about this band, that solo in the middle was great but other than that this song and this band is just... idk, kinda cheesy in my opinion, but hey i guess thats just my opinion

[DangerasTM]

@FoxtrotXero its a fictional band meant as an homage/Parody of the Genre of Metal its supposed to be cheesy

[FoxtrotXero]

@DangerasTM oh see i didnt know that, makes a lot more sense now, but its just that before all id read on youtube was comments about people woshipping this band like they were the greatest thing since sliced bread

[DangerasTM]

@FoxtrotXero i havnt seen the show personally but i do like their music like it doesnt give a damn and tries to be fun and all the actors from the show this band is in do all the vocals (idk bout instruments) so that in of itself is pretty cool

[FoxtrotXero]

@DangerasTM ohh so the vocals are done by actors lol, which show exactly?

[DangerasTM]

@FoxtrotXero Metalocalypse

[SnowCavern20]

@FoxtrotXero actors? only one of the members is an actor, Brendan Small who is one of the guitarists and (I think) the vocalist. The other members are established musicians who've been in various other bands in the past. :D

[FoxtrotXero]

@SnowCavern20 gotcha

[kewlguy420420]

love dethklok there like if maiden died went to hell and came back O_o

[2gofuckyourself]

This song is awesome. love dethklok

[NoHappyCampers]

it sounds like he's saying mustard peckish

[Coltbushmaster]

this is my alarm

[12The16Beast88]

@Coltbushmaster HA! Mine Too!

[Coltbushmaster]

@12The16Beast88 all it says is awaken lazy ass

[zombiegirl000]

<<<<33333

[Notyourfriend666]

EASY LISTENING!!!

\m/

[msfattytroll]

its fucking amazing to me that thats brendans voice... the fucking kid from home movies

small... you are one talented motherfucker

[WooCla]

@msfattytroll You're shitting me, right?

[msfattytroll]

@WooCla

not even a little bit

little Brendon from home movies is also Nathan Explosion

[Bluedeviant]

uploaded to pornhub

[hind281]

i brush my teeth to this song. i listen to it when i wake up and when i go to bed. I LOVE AFRICAN CHILD! ermm.. DethkloK!

[tharailwaydra]

perfect song to listen when waking up, and prob get exploded too afterward...

[sara4realz]

i think this song is cool

[ocarina10follower]

55 people cant awaken mustcar krakish

[chrisiZbor3d]

Soooo just wondering, is there actually a band called dethklok, or is it just electronically made music for cartoon characters?

[FierceRodents]

@chrisiZbor3d

The music is basically played and written by just one guy, except for the drums. I think it was just for the cartoons at first, but the band exists, they play live.

[3141592653589794]

@chrisiZbor3d Lmfao omg yes its a band named deathklok they wright there own music they do have a cartoon called metalpocalypse tho preety funny.

[Ranma051]

In soviet russia, boner gets you!

[RorschachPool]

There's no such thing as trolls!

Then how do you explain all the dead unicorns?

[edgehead7619]

@RorschachPool obviously aids

[iwantsumfries]

0:31 my ears jizz

[BurNingAngLes96]

BAD ASS SONG!!!

[hobes93]

for a second i thought they were singing, huge..package

[rigize]

glad i heard this on the radio

[TheEpicGamer210]

FUCK YEAH Speakers attached to LapTop, this song at full blast playing CoD Now thats the shit!