Funny Colonel Calls

[SamFisherCell]

When he said something like "You've been playing for too long, you should turn the game off", I almost freaked out rofl

[ShockDog12]

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork-- does a raw blink on hara kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Best line ever!

[morsmanal]

Awwww. They mailed my fission

[UnivingIshiro]

Colonel:I need scissors! 61!

Me:WTH?Why wold colonel need 61 scissors?

Fission Mailed!

Me:What is a Fission?and Why mailed it to me?

Those are the usual questions made by anyone that played this game,specially this scary part!

[LondonOntGuy]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[silentash94]

OMG NO! he had his "Fission Mailed" NOO!!!! wait... whats a Fission o.O

[MANOS298]

I remember that but i never knew why the colonel was talking like that!!!

[yajo891]

Hideo Kojima + Chrystal Meth =

[MrMikehunt87]

this scared the shit out of me when i first played it lol

[MPC4Utube]

I'm in real bad shape financially...I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day..

LOLOLOLOL

[falzar123456789]

Mei Ling if she was saying it: I WANT TO SCISSOR, 69!

[CorreaLang]

That was too fucking scary, but I was too addicted to turn off the console

[SoadifiedCod]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

[tattleboad]

2nd best game ever

[TheSevenCamels]

TRY TO BE CAREFUL, AND AVOID DROWNING.

[Milatogurl18]

I was a north American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days XD

[Bonnie1020Production]

fission mailed

[MrGmodlol61]

I don't want to know.

[wolflover552]

Has anyone noticed at 2:25 this is what Grey Fox was heard saying when you enter that blooded corridor in MGS1. ;o

[Cactusman129]

Thumbs up if you need scissors

[devlin0497]

and i didn't get that skull face

[devlin0497]

i didn't get some of these calls anyone know why? for ex: that one where mei-ling was showed

[Virgil077]

@devlin0497

I think you have to call him yourself to hear some of them

[PSspecialist]

2:25-2:30 has anyone else noticed that Sunny also said that in MGS4 during briefing cutscene with the eggs?

[RumuhAlg]

@PSspecialist i noticed, but what the hell does it mean? :)

[PSspecialist]

@RumuhAlg Who knows? It might be random

[liquidmans05]

fission mailed. hahhh

[SolidVortex]

When I first got to this part I was thinking what the hell? And when I got to the part when it says Fission Mailed for the first time It took me like 5 minutes to figure out whats going on while I was getting shot. And when he told me to turn off the console I was like: HOW DO YOU KNOW!

[HayatoKoizumi]

la li lu le lo, la li lu le lo, la li lu le lo, la li lu le lo....

[SapphireShapeShifter]

FISSION MAILED

thx i got it can u mail me a new pair of legs and all my skin with a new neighborhood attached the fission was unstable D:

[yuzzer92]

this part of the game is the most fun :D i like when you call the colonel and he's eating or sleeping, it's also funny when it says that thing about the purple worm and scissors xD

[HeroofMightandmagic1]

OH MY GOD COLONEL IS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!!!!!

[Dante9377]

why does he look like dante?

[GangiFilms]

When I was really young this was fucking scary.

[Broadway1408]

I swear, This game scared the shit out of me ! "Turn it off" What ! lol

[dgraveley34]

what are the names he is saying like myokenguchi and ichinotori and sasabe at 2:24? what are they from who are they?

[DOMIPS]

@dgraveley34 I heard that they are Japanese train stations but that's all i know

[TeamGroundAndPoundTE]

@dgraveley34 members of the people who help create the game i think

[Virgil077]

@dgraveley34

I bet money they were the games developers.

[PivotXX]

0:47 Does a raw blink on Hara Kiri (Cutting the belly) rock? What is he smoking?

[BatangBato55]

i was playing this at midnight 3 years ago. i thought my ps2 was possesed. lol, but i didnt turn off the ps2 when cambell told me to.

[hyrde00]

when i first time, I thought that my game freaked out. but then I realized that was meant to be, because of that.. Virus? was it..

[mattaddison19]

Oii, I played this part at midnight as a kid.. Daamn I still remember that feeling :/

Kojima is a genius !!!

[MikeNepo]

At 2:25 in MGS Peace Walker when you're pulling out Peace Walker's memory boards it says the same thing in Japanese.

[legendofzeldas]

Die during the Fission Mailed part and you'll get a

Mission Failed within a Fission Mailed XD

[malsahth]

Haha!! I remember this!! I didn't switch off the console, but the infected colonel combined with the fact that it was about 3 in the morning, and the fucked up background music scared me shitless! I didn't dare go past the top of the stairs for about an hour...

[THFMDA]

Ten people don't have scissors

[RudeBwoiiii]

lol at him telling Raiden he saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room.

Also, it's funny getting insulted by your own game. ''You've been playing for far too long don't you have nothing better to do?'' Lolll.

[Hellblazer311]

10 people mailed their fission.

[GrandmasSaggyAssTits]

The Genolas didn't wrestle each other you stupid Colonel cunt AI lol. I actually played Variety Mission 13 and they were coming to stomp the shit out of Meryl.

[Sausage182jr]

@GrandmasSaggyAssTits Yes they do. You shoot one of them in the head on VR Missions with the missile launcher and they wrestle each other. It's funny to watch.

[breasthound]

metal gear solid 2 such a WTF game.

[XKenjiryoX]

This shit really freaked me out. And Im a grown man. Such a mindfuck.

[dxxa94]

some one can say me in what part of the game the colonel says: snake? Snake? SNAKE!!!!

[smak64]

@dxxa94 when you die. It may be other people instead though.

[Anandrokzzzzz1910199]

i dont understand abt dis scisor 61 ting. can ne 1 briefly tell me ??

[supereldinho]

@Anandrokzzzzz1910199 There is nothing to explain dude...The Colonel is just freaking out and cracking totally random stuff...Trust me, it makes no sense at all, but it sure as hell is funny XD

[DNFan292]

@Anandrokzzzzz1910199 Actually, I've heard he says that stuff because he's a AI and has been infected with a virus and halarious shit ensues.

[Mattteus]

ever notice he starts calling you when really need to concentrate?

[TheValiantBob]

FISSION MAILED.

*flash!*

Raiden: This. Isn't . Happening!

I knew he should've kept an eye on his sanity meter.

[headshot696969]

fission mailed... emit? XD

[xClawfingerx]

Look at the colonel at 1:28

It scared the shit out of me, when I was a kid O_O

[taberr5]

I need scissors. 61!

[animequeen1985]

the best one was at 1:07 that one cracked me up XD

[MohiXAltair]

funny? when he was trash talking i was home alone at night i was so fuckin scared

[Theory94]

its not the real colonel its arsenal gear's AI trying to get to you and stop u. but its a great game. i remember completing all the metal gear games awesome series of games.

[Metelhead02]

Ok, while I was playing this part, I so expected a screamer. Like, you have no idea how freaked I was.

[Jezzamezzamy]

This was one of the best moments of my gaming life. It was awesomely freaky :)

[Batterielevellow]

EMIT . fission mailed LMFAO

[pocenha]

That was the scariest moment of my life .___.

[mewtwoboy]

@MrMilo13 if i could i would but my disk is screwed up and the game freezes after i get to the cutscene where the bird is telling hal E.E. misses him and if i try to skip it it also freezes it so yeah... T~T

[Uberwulf]

@mewtwoboy

it's been a long while since i've played, but i want to say that he was captured or something like that.

[derrzh]

"What were you in a past life?"

"A really fucking creeped out guy. Anyone else feeling deja vu?"

[saguy98]

This fucking creeped me out.

-BEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEPBEEEP-

[Dr0ctave]

The first time I played this bit of the game I was tripping! It was really intense and scary.

[thevisualboy37]

I loved the reference to the original Metal Gear, and I ABSOLUTELY loved all of the Japanese names that were said really fast.

[blueoblivionx]

When he said, "You've been playing the game a long time..." It scared the shit out of me because me and my friend had been playing the game the whole night so I was like, "How does he know that?!!" XD

[mochamonkey1232]

these codecs scared the shit outta me.

i did get good advice for gardening though .:D

[mochamonkey1232]

these codecs scared the shit outta me

[tj121587]

@mochamonkey1232 me too, i thought i bought a faulty copy of the game, i called my friend and invited him over to see, i was so spooked!

[TeamGroundAndPoundTE]

@mochamonkey1232 i know it was really freaky i thought something was wrong with my ps2

[Poeish]

After playing for nearly 12 hours straight (I was really in to it) And these codec messages came up, I thought this was a cause by sleep deprivation. Serious Mind Fuck.

[TheMgsFanatic]

time paradox XD

[ian772]

OH NO! I'VE MAILED THE FISSION!

[sonicdbzfan94]

I literally turned the console off when he told Raiden to. When he said it, I was like, O.O >.> <.<

[Spong92]

@sonicdbzfan94

glad i'm not the only person that did that! :D

[bibby5000]

@sonicdbzfan94 me too... thought i was the only one

[animequeen1985]

@sonicdbzfan94 lol when my brother was playing and that message came on i told him

yea why don't u get off u played too long

and my brother was like

" i just started playing!!! >.<"

i was laughing so hard XD

[Teinyhr]

@sonicdbzfan94 Yeah same thing here, though it might've had something to do with the fact that the time was about four in the morning and I had been marathoning the game from about 10 in the previous morning... So I was a bit more suspectible to think I was a bit delusional. Didn't sleep well that night either.

[dkuch45]

@sonicdbzfan94

I was only 8 when I played this game, when I saw his face turn into a skull and get corrupt and he told me to turn off the console, I freaked the fuck out and turned it off with no hesitation.

[JadeArsenic]

@sonicdbzfan94 I did too, sad huh? lol

[Mess1ah]

@sonicdbzfan94 ME TOO HAHA!

[ddic]

I NEED SCISSORS, 61!

[ambiamusic]

I wonder how many others, like me, played this part late at night after about 5 or 6 hours of playing? Tired, and easily freaked out. When he told me to turn off the console, I nearly did!

[Rockerninja329]

@ambiamusic Word that part creeped the hell out of me when he said that I was like WTF!?

[DarkOne23456]

Fission Mailed

[Zgamer618]

1:32 maybe more crazy and lolful and the whole I need scissors thang

[lSolidSnakel]

metal gear solid needs moar mindfucks like starcraft requires additional pylons

[nikoniko775]

lol this was funny i also completed mgs2

[matthew11174]

FISSION MAILED

[Sabooza]

10 people need scissors, 61

[SSJ5G]

2:11

*spots the face out of the corner of his eye and falls out of his chair* SONOFABITCH!

[BurstCoffee]

SIXTY ONE

[Froggystyyle]

Whats a raw blink?

[Dngth1985]

@Froggystyyle you don't know what a raw blink is. i bet you don't know where hara-kiri rock is either. unplug your internet know, YOU FAIL FOREVER!!

[Massakre8492nd]

@Dngth1985 colonel? is that you?

[Neblung]

@Froggystyyle

whats isnt a raw blink!?

Im j/k. He was just saying random words. It doesnt mean anything.

[DavidPennable]

@Neblung or does it represent net censorship by the purple stuffed worm ??? infowarsDotCOM

[TheUchucha]

2:25 WHEN DOES THE CORNEL SPEAK JAPPANEESE .. Or The Codec Was Super Fast

[TMacTelevision]

Colonel: Raiden, if you ever plan on vacationing out to Hara-kiri Rock to see the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork, don't forget to pack 61 scissors.

Raiden:  I'll also pack my life jacket.

Colonel: For what purpose?

Raiden: To avoid drowning.

[Neblung]

@TMacTelevision

LOL, i see what you did there XD

[TMacTelevision]

@Neblung LOL. :P

[GrandMasterH1]

i have to admit, that i was so fuckin' frightened...

[DrDylin212]

sniff....thumbs up if this is creepyer than the lavender town theme from pokemon...

[killroy226]

dude i was shitting my pants whaen colonel went all crazy

[Altec0Lansing]

Not gonna lie i was kinda freaked out at this moment

[DavidPennable]

I was a north american fall web worm, epic

[psychomantis108]

you've played this game for a long time have you nothing better to do with your time?

my answer is sadly no...

[TheDoorman1097]

honestly youve been on youtube a long time

stairing at the screen to long will rot your eyes

turn the computor off right now

i need siccors! 61!!!

[sonne2]

aww i liked the colonel

[RobertSonicFan]

My Friend said that when it goes on "FISSION MAILED" if you press the action button, you quit to the Main Menu

[Maddo3456]

I got shit scared when I first saw this bit...I thought the game fucked up and then some sort of cpu-ish ghost told me to turn it off XD

[wierdkiller]

@Maddo3456 same here

[Madrespect20]

Actually i'm in really bad shape financially LoL funniest one

[tyrantastorga8]

You know, when I was playing this game and the colonel called me and said that thing at 1:07 , I kinda got a little scared cause indeed, I had been playing for about 3 hours xDD

[shortydoall]

@tyrantastorga8 and i was close to the tv too!

that thing really got me scared...hehe

[KraziAzian]

I NEED SCISSORS 61

[bluetooth718]

Why 61?

[GrowingViolet]

I remember playing through this and wanting to cry I was so freaked out.

[DragonsFlame3476]

I remember i was running around the Arsenal and Colonel wouldn't stop calling me, I was screaming at the TV. "Get off the acid and stop calling me!"

[Limaggese]

at 2:03 colonel's face...

[ricardocontreras94]

When i hear the A.I colonel say " Infiltrate the enemy fortress outer heaven" It gives me chills and the wish for a 3D remake

[kirbthe7]

fun fact HARA KIRI is a way of japanese suicide

[Mitiszimanythingsfan]

I've never played mgs1, (Well, I don't own a ps1 either.) but thank god I watched the whole walktrough of it before I got to this weird scene... Otherwise I wouldn't understand what some of those things meant. ("Bring me scissors, 61!" What in the heck does that even mean?! And in what game is it from?) "You should turn off the console now!" "Your eyes will rot if you sit too close to the tv screen!" 4th wall breaking Yaaay~ I just love games that do that. I haven't played this game in months.

[calvinnewspaper]

@Mitiszimanythingsfan No, when it comes to MGS, it's the tenth wall :D

[jakesteven1980]

FISSION MAILED.Looks like an error from the Colonel.

[danibazan14]

colonel waited for his scissors a long god damn time XDDD

[penlikker]

I used to freak the fuck out when I played this back when I was like 7 years old

[Yora21]

Arsenal Gear is without any doubt the most fucked up level I played in any game, ever!

[alahos]

@Yora21 Yeah, it's fucked up. Especially in Rectum.

[pawel1818]

First Metal gear Reference :D

[Vamp6661]

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

heh i always thought this part of the game was weird lol it still confuses me today lol

[LessthanJake14]

@Vamp6661 It's meant meant to be the AI glitching out due to a virus.

[Vamp6661]

@LessthanJake14 ohhhhh lol

[L7dreamtheaterfan]

MGS1 had physco mantis

MGS2 had this scene

and MGS3 probably had the creepiest moment of all, the sorrow fight. My god, I killed so many people.

[olimopoli]

try saying that with microsoft sam its really funny

[DarkActionAMVS2010]

I turned it off attuly

[olimopoli]

FISSION MAILED! lol

[Interioroutbreak69]

when colonel said you've been playing the game too long, I was like "actually yeah, i should take a break now" and turned it off lmao

[ldjx1000]

the last part of that game was definetly a mindfuck lol

[PTp1ranha]

GAAH! Don't look directly at me, Skull-Colonel!

[sephiroth900000]

1:06-1:11 he speaks for all of us

[linklime1]

...why the fuck is naked raiden doing flips?...with a girl in place of the radar??

[lilmurfer]

I was sooooo freaked out by this shit, especially when Rosemary told me to stop playing the game, that i had been playing for too long. Then the colonel came with his begging for Scissors. Shit, you have no idea how freaked out i was.

[Jdude154]

Was anyone else freaked out by the wierd skull visage that kept flashing on and off the first time?

[BeakyRed]

1:58 who is that? sorry i dont have metal gear

[Fluid4]

@BeakyRed You mean Raiden or the random girl in the upper right video?

[Rebel3000]

Fission Mailed.

->Emit

[TheRioluable]

hurry up and save Marill

(Am I a Pokemon Trainer?)

[557011]

sombody give him scissors

[0MetalGearSolid0]

why colonel talks like tha???

[DANTEPLYX]

@0MetalGearSolid0 Its a Aresnel that is controlling a imeage that is like The Colonel.

The Colonel is not that same one from MGS1.

This is an Aresenal

[blueriderccx]

One more thing, when the colonel says all those Japanese things... he's making a reference to the bullet train station system. And, if listen closely, Ninja from MGS says the exact same thing albeit sped up

[blueriderccx]

Ah, I remember ever relevant screenshot shown from this. The Original METAL GEAR! Special Missions with the Two genomes... rescue Meryl - memories! Outer Heaven!

[wafflekun]

Honestly, you've been on YouTube long enough. Don't you have anything better to do??

[johncarroza]

@wafflekun yeah i live on hari-cari rock... ps. do you have... SISCORS!?!?!?!

[user98xp]

FISSION MAILED

emit

[voltshock99]

Kojima just loves putting weird shit in his games. I don't know if the man is a creative genius or a full on nut-job whose managed to function long enough to become a game developer.

[calvinnewspaper]

@voltshock99 Creative genius man, otherwise we wouldn't love his games so much.

[iAmThePhatMan]

Fission Mailed.

Also Colonel's weird skull-face never stopped creeping me out.

[SGVX09]

@iAmThePhatMan yeah same. and the creepy backround music dosent help much