Fahim Anwar Standup: Desperate For Attention

[casketXcreep]

as soon as he said HEEY HEEY i lost it XD XD

[PuvenesMJ]

he is sooooooo freakin cute and sexy..:)

[Ialwaysratezero]

Is this the guy from scrubs?

[NUMBER1PAKHTOON]

long live all Afghanistanis, Persians, Pashtuns, Hazaras, Uzbecks and so on. death to every single Panjabi pashtuns who have destroyed our country.

[UnhappyDreamer]

Afghans love India and Indians... Pakis have ruined Afghanistan...

[rencrow]

@UnhappyDreamer

since when? fuck india...

[gorgesgirl1812]

@UnhappyDreamer haha afghans hate pakies indians. your dark skin colour like shit i havent seen any nice paki or indian they always try to be friend with us but their class is too low for afghans.

[rukzrox]

@gorgesgirl1812 afghans are losers!..pakis are way better than them..their grammer is totally shit too!..

[magicnyancat]

@rukzrox shut up

[rukzrox]

@rukzrox yep, I agree

[shirnigakk]

he is great! :-D greetings from germany ;-)

[Benawisan]

He's brilliant

[djmussy18]

damn first time seeing an Afghan doing standup..awesome...all the best to you Fahim

[ThePhantom2K9]

I like the joke when he talks about reporting problems to microsoft. He always picks no becausehe ain't no fucking snitch. lol He says he doesn't want three indian dudes in a van to beat him up asking, "You just had to 'yes'!!" lol

[california250505]

not funny

[MiiSsMiiNa]

@california250505

dont watch if its not funny

[juwairiahtoujours]

You have a great future. Send me your signature before you start charging.

[IK407]

 i agree. he copied kevin james BUT his the moonwalk is all his and is the best punch line so i will give him a pass.

[bboy14]

#LOL

[wonderboy60]

he is kos mother tajik amrican cocke siker the world should know by know that tjakes are mardgoes and halfe of the fishhase are ozbikes or tajikes in the world

[gulalai09]

Ohh so u do standup comedy,,,,,

[antiochballer1]

im related to this guy

he is pashtun

and they r jews

[SirianKings]

lol

[ChromeMan04]

@antiochballer1 Hey you have really shown which every phillthy hazara does btw pasthuns are not jews DNA 100 %. Son of Genghis Khan

[eastcoastin]

funny guy... kevin james did have a similar joke but it didnt have anything to do with moonwalking and going back in the elevator... so ill give him a pass. keep up the comedy maynnn

[somethingclever2007]

he's kinda funny- but now i dont know what jokes are his- he stole the elevator bit from kevin james (from king of queens) "sweat the small stuff" come on bro- youre too funny to be stealing jokes

[ryanjofre]

@somethingclever2007

Uuhhh Seriously can you provide a link bro. I love NYC and I actually dig his Show but have you actually seen Kevin James do Live STandup.....it's not so funny brother.

This guys is pretty damn funny. What's will all this fuking racist crap here. My god people in *Middle Eastern* countries hate eachother more then anyone in the west hates them.

[786kabul1]

GAY

[MiiSsMiiNa]

@786kabul1

who ...you?

[XWalidXx]

he looks like a jew

[coolsvilleowner]

@XWalidXx im pretty sure he's muslim

[behzad4ever]

he is

[soapyme]

haha he looks like an afghani zach braff!

[KiceSoroor]

Afghans Represent!! thats some unique shit bro!!

if you like that then your gonna love this!!

[jackhamer1234]

wtf he is funnier then adam sandler

[obaiii1]

you are great buddy .. i also suggest that besides other jokes of urs .. if u also try some afghan culture type .. like the Äfghan Wedding one . .. that was out standing

[TiffanyAlkouri86]

NIce job mang.

[totallyprudent49]

p.s the only clip of yours that's even remotely associated with afghan jokes is the your hilarious afghan wedding clip.

But I assume you're trying to tap into a broader western audience? That'd be disappointing though.

[totallyprudent49]

LOL, I've just read older comments, and you've also been compared to Adam Sandler, another Jewish comedian.

You should focus on creating comedic skits that poke fun at afghan culture, though by no means in a pejorative manner, but simply in a lighthearted and funny way; something that'll get kids interested in afghan culture. Consider things like cultural practices, idioms and sayings, and in general, things that characterizes what it means to be afghan.

[ChromeMan04]

@totallyprudent49 He's not jewish for gods sake!

[totallyprudent49]

God, there are so many afghans in California???? All I've ever seen on my afghan satellite are ads of afghan businesses in california.

[totallyprudent49]

Yes Fahim, have you never been told that you look Jewish? Actually, Semitic is more appropriate. Seinfeld is s Jew too. Anyway, you're quite the comedian. But you do need to jack up your publicity, as you are close to non-existent in other realms of media beyond youtube. At least I think you are. You should do shows at university campuses. Come to Toronto, Canada, if you're not Canadian.

[yoshalay]

You have so much resemblance to Jerry sienfeld.

[afgnwa]

take it or leave it lol

[beautiful94551]

LMAOO!!

[basak983]

is he Afghan?

[TINYMAFIA]

Yeah...And The Best One!

[Pashtuni]

yes he is afghan

[MrGullagha]

you mom must be kkk

[arlanmossa]

He is the skinnier version of Mr. Beannnnnnnnnnn! lol

[shireeafghan]

HE LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG SIENFELD

[shadowturk]

Last joke stolen from Kyle Cease

[coldboxster23]

who cares it was funny as hell!

[ohsosexyjovan]

how would yoou feel if you worked really hard on project and someone just came along and took your idea....joke theif....the only reason you said dat is because your not a comedian

[afgangel05]

HAHA!! hella funny

[xxbeautyful]

haha wowowow.. :)

[kandahar143]

dude this guys is hilarious. Is he Afghan?

[xxbeautyful]

yeahh.. i'm pretty sure.

[GeetarAdam]

Kinda reminds me of a young Sandler.  I hope to see him go far.

[girltalk28]

hahahaha i can relate to that elevator situation !!

[RoxyTahmina]

good to finally see some afghan talent doing comedy!!! I like ur jokes! Keep it up and good luck in future!

[muslimah786h]

loool

[afghelping]

fahim anwar do u know that ur joker what u think of ur self how can u joke on ur afghan brothers .Ur just fan for american okay don't forget this .

i think u forget one think ur from afghanistan why ur behaving like this please come in a good way .

in afghanistan there is alot of poor people this need u and ur dancing

please iam requesting u stop joking on ur afghan brothers okay bye from afghan ....

[farsheed1901]

wtf are u talkin about? ur such a dumaass. u need help!

[masi420]

OMG  i agreee with amirahtalib he does look like dat guy from scubs

[amirahtalib]

this guy looks like JD from scrubs!

[babaveonglu]

I fuck stand up

[Jadoogarr]

Afghanistan

[xfanoss]

@Jadoogarr great comment. no really

[angela1894]

The elevator joke was already done by Kevin James.

[seannnn2006]

yea kevin james any every other comedian, thats y its called observational comedy...its the way he tells the story ^_^

[saltfleet123]

proud if you

[bheja981]

hey i hate your afghanistan ones, but this is very lol.

[AMEED167]

try to learn English first plzz

[SvenIsHere]

lol your actually pretty good fahim

[goingplaces11]

I don't think that he is very funny.

Only the elevator part because I can relate.

[namharaiz]

this guy looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

[shafiafg]

yes.i think the same he does look like jerry seinfeld and hes my favorite...

[SHINWARAIKHAN]

good budy improve u self very good .

[cepeidiot]

Afarin! :D

[AFGHANiieYeS]

"would you rather me print out a pic. of a white baby? RACIST!..the KKK called, your hood is ready"

lmaoooooo!

*moon walk was priceless!

great videos brother =]

[gooldude3]

HEHE and i moonwalk back into the elevator

[nilualbaloo]

oh wow u r so funny

[hedayat]

this guy is sick

in a good way

very funny

[mehdiintheuk]

i know there is none exepct him and camre-man

[callmeprincess66]

u should sing a song by valy

[redscorpionx1]

MAn this guy is funny and original!

[cepeidiot]

he is afghan:D

[97048002]

So is Zach Braff your idol, or what?

[basak983]

long live afghans and afghanistan

[mzgranger]

LMAO. omg he's so laugh out loud funny! i cracked up so much. i love that michael jackson thing.

[dakruov]

so funny and u boy are so cute !!!

[Merassss]

hahahaha ur good, u got potential cuz

[D0LLxo]

Lol funny video, especially about the baby bit!

[PASHTOON86]

wel no offence but i think he is tring to be as stupid as much as he can .. it was funny and u can easily guess he is from america..

[ishqmasoom]

i fink u r stupid

[Mahmood42978]

It sucked in the beginning but your redeemed yourself kind of towards the end.

[afgnilli]

i love this dude's vidz! hes the best!!!!!!!!

[Homaira86]

omg please come to toronto ure show would sooo b sold out...

[PATDLina]

OMFG.

HAHAHA.

UR FKN HILARIOUSSSSS.

omfg.

u shud soo come to torontoooo !

OMFG.

ahhahaa.

[naslovescherries]

You are so funny! Come to Toronto! :D

[Ghazal91]

loool

[dokhtarekabuli07]

hahha he sounds like napoleon dynamite sometimes

soo funnyy

[daftpunk784]

hahahahahaha i just thought the same thing literally 30 seconds ago (and that was before i saw your comment).

[afghsoldier]

You are a standard afghan. You have a sense of humour and a very funny person.

[mujibjenah]

so funny

[qazqaz11]

Loks like a fcuken jew

[sweetmoey]

rascisttttttttttttttttttttt

[sulicool]

this guy is helllllaaaa funny!!!

[AFGBLUSH]

lol

[JustMaro]

balah nazanett... qawaretta sayl ko baaz act kaddana sayl ko... lol jks.. dont go cryin now :P

[kharilizer]

what the khaar? what is that last part? baaz act kaddana sayl ko? ( man now im gonna spend all nite trying to figure it out, plz reply soon

[makbulak]

moonwalk back into the elevator.. haha awesome!

[sulicool]

hahahaha..racist!!

[afgahnibabeh]

god i luv fahim anwar!