How to Survive Prison : Affiliations & Families in Jail

[okmijn543211]

This is pussy girl jail where everyone shares and snuggels and has pillow fights. If you go to jail and take this advise, you may die. This person has no idea what real jail is like and thinks the hardest part is stuff like not having friends or guilt. Not realistic... And people DO get raped in real jail. ALOT. In the showers!

[zoey8072]

families would be nice. i'm hoping to find a nice girl by my side. :)

[fagfighter]

u ever gone 2 jail

[Dennon21]

DONT DROP THE GODAMN SOAP!

[lenny55100]

like everyone els says do no i mean do not drop the soap if u do dnt bend like a fagget bc that means u want it up the ass sqaut that like a smart guy and do it fast to bc u enver no wat ppl will try doin

[okmijn543211]

lol yea

[BTastings]

strike fast, hate the police, dont get punked even if it means death.

[randy95023]

Don't downplay the "finding God" angle so much. I personnaly am friends with some very strong Christians who found Jesus in Prison! Thanks for posting/sharing your stuff. -Peace-

[streetfightspdx]

@randy95023

Like the saying goes "Living so trife you need Jesus in your life", the worse inmates usually are the Biggest Christians...This one guy I know was in prison with a guy who found God after he bit off a 5-Year Old Kids Penis, he said it was "God's Will" and made him "Find God."..Personally I'd rather see that guy stabbed and bleeding on the concrete floor than finding Jesus...

[MMAJISTY]

i love lesbians !!!

[skystat23]

dont confuse families with criminal organizations

[bebop54]

hon' ....you may want to give some REAL advice ..

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[0wastedyouth0]

this cunt wasnt in the joint