God Wants to Smear Dung on Your Face - Malachi 2:3

[eVVVVV]

It's plain to see that Pastor Deacon Fred surely has the right spirit !! Praise!

[observingworld]

The whole holy bible is full of shit.

[cobalt100]

The Bible is full of bovine scat.

[kokoinmars]

seeing happy this guy looks, I'd say someones into scat scat nasty shit.

[Lazerus53]

people drink fancy coffee that is coffee beans run thru a monkey's butt yes (DUNG)

[anarchaticjuggalo]

Hail satan XD

[DharmaLogos]

Dung is the glory of god? Maybe when Jesus healed the blind man by rubbing mud in his eyes it was really feces.

[Cadell02]

Jodfk is correct, the Landover Baptist Church is a satire church. The correct reading of the verse is as follows:

"Behold I am going to rebuke your Offspring, and I will spread refuse on your faces, the refuse of your feasts; and you will be taken away with it."

Refuse of a feast does not necessarily equate to dung.

[Gladiuspyr]

@Cadell02 Only in the NIV you know the toned down version.

[PRAYSGOD]

your going to hell... i really like that.

[dilbertgeg]

PRAISE REVEREND SUN MYUNG MOON, He is the King of Peace;

Think THAT is satire??? Nope. America's Christian Republicans crowned Moon King of Peace in the US Senate. Pat Boone sang f' real google it. Moon is the big money behind Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the CNP which is also Palin's managerial org.

GH and Barbara Bush are big fans of Moon.

Moon married his dead son to 2 wives and said Jesus Christ will bow at his son's feet.

Could give Deacon Fred a run at satire.

[LokiSilverFlame]

Did you see the way he was smiling about that? Gives me the shivers. Now I'm going to read the whole chapter and put it into context.

[meattrademark]

Prase jesus!!1

[stopglobalswarming]

creepy jew worshippors

[PravdaDeus]

I always though THE LORD was a bit kinky..

[8582Dave]

Here again, god was thinking of us! Dung does wonders for the complexion.

[regiusmerlin]

So now this is a smiling matter? Obviously Fake Pastor Deacon Fred thinks so!

[lukemca]

I would hate to see what this guys does for someones baptism.

[jodfk]

He is satire.

[waynesworldwaniac]

I like the way he struggles to keep from laughing at the end! That's hilareous! (sp)

[gammaguy117]

ur faced seem sexually aroused when you was tlkin bout god smearing shit over peoples faces

[2eelShmeal]

Of all the horrible things god has done, smearing shit on people's faces is right at the top of the list.

[trollwarlord550]

ok i think i have enough of this guy

[blondieb23]

this is my fav scripture

[IHS200]

he is a baptist LOL

[The911CrimsonReport]

Malachi 2:1-3 And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you. If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

God said this to the Jews and he fulfilled it.

[sk8erfreak25]

wtf???

[KmanMonkeyPig]

That is.. nasty

[afrofin1]

he he hoho ha ha ooh ha ha. very funny, really.

[Looktisme]

You posted a random verse without even giving a description of why it's being said.

[hootieismydog]

what does it matter... its god saying he's going to rub shit on our faces... thats hilarious...

[RedHatBlueShoe]

it doesn't matter to you because you love your sin!

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"it doesn't matter to you because you love your sin!"

But don't you remember, jesus died for our sins.

Seems almost rude not to rape someone now, doesn't it?

[moosher12]

i must now find a hooker with over 30 STDs and give her $50 for a night alone with your reasoning

[RedHatBlueShoe]

that's right!! their itching ears don't care about true meaning....just blasphemy and sacreligion to led them to their lord Satan.

[trevorlucius]

the whole point is that it's absurd... corrupting innocent children and smearing dung on one's face does not sound like something a loving, caring god would do to someone who didn't obey them

[feeblezak]

piss weed

[Duiss]

I was touched by God's dung!

Wait, is that a good thing?

[onotheo]

Less is more!!!

[2DGorillaz192000]

So, spongebob is perverted cuz this guy sees a connection between a penis and spongebob's eyes and nose (when observed upside down) but God is glorious cuz he spreads shit all over people's faces??? Now THAT'S comedy!

[unarmed1618]

Praise Jesus, Balldez.

It truly saddens me to see such a poor, lost child as Kokeecola.

My friend Kokeecola, I just pray the words of hatred and intolerance that you have written here today are forgiven by our holiest lord, Jesus Christ.

For the record, when someone tells you to burn in hell, it's for your own purification.

Satan is an agent of the lord himself, and as such, all shall be forgiven through damnation, amelioration, and eventual salvation.

Praise Jesus.

[Balldez]

I have attended Bible seminars at Landover. Brother Harry Hardwick and I are fishing buddies.

LBC is indeed a real church comprised of the greatest theologians and the most Godly folks in the world.

Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Pistle are the theologians theologians. Pastor Deacon Fred is the closest thing to Jesus himself next to our godly president GWB.

[VampireTeenager]

fred needs to just go burn in fucking hell!!!!

[AGENT307KILLAH]

Why he's qouting the Bible ?

[hootieismydog]

he's showing us how stupid it is

[hootieismydog]

jesus loves you... or not.. i forget

[hootieismydog]

what if you went to hell? read my page and challenge your faith... if its strong and true... youll come out more sure of yourself...

[squirrley9]

is there any other way? lol.

[VanCoffeeChick]

OMG.... I can't stop laughing!

Love the vid's!

[Wawaron123]

This guy is hilarious...it's like a comedy show

[LadyDarkquette]

Lifeless douche-bag ...

Go buy from all your donation money to "help" the 5 morons who killed miss Lancaster tissues to cry about the fact that they'll forever rot in jail and that you're a dumbass ...

Satire or no satire , joke or no joke , ... but you're still a douche-bag and a dumbass!!!

[Kokeecola]

first of all, i have. it stupid.

Second, you and others who believe this piece of shit are probaly from some hill billy town with a population of 13 people, so you start believeing your local church and get poisoned by it. you then start burning people who you think are "witches" and "wizards" because you fear that a paranormal force (which is probaly the most unlikely thing to ever happen s earth) will kill you. you are just a follower, so dont be saying shit about me you faggot ass homo.

[Kokeecola]

this messege is going to balldez

[daniellewalker78]

HAHA you mean there are people who really believe this guy is for real?

[EverASurprise]

My goodness, you can feel the evil coming off this guy through a youtube video!

[jrod04buc]

this guy is a leader of a cult and should hang himself

[JessCausey]

He's an atheist making fun of baptists and religion in general.

[TomSFox]

Please look up "satire" and jam a blunt fork into your eye.

[Balldez]

How dare you insult one of the world's greatest Christians! Burn in hell unsaved trash!

[jrod04buc]

Balldez-my comment was an attempt to be sarcastic! kinda like a joke, for fun like the video.

[Balldez]

Landover like Westville Baptist is a True Christian church that hates all the unsaved trash of the world. Praise JEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

[BlaineKatsura]

Don't hate the trash. Help clean it up, and do it peacefully. I, too, am a Baptist, but I have been taught differently. How can you reach out to someone if you hate them?

[BlaineKatsura]

Tell me, how is this man a great Christian?

[Kokeecola]

he is the most stupid, idiotic, shitty, molesting piece of shit in the fucking world.

[Balldez]

God loves Pastor Deacon Fred but he hates you. REPENT!

[Kokeecola]

fred is the biggest piece of shit in the whole fucking universe.

[Balldez]

It is obvious that you are unsaved trash Kokeecola. Burn in hell agent of Satan.

Pastor Deacon Fred is the greatest and most honest biblical scholar ever.

Perhaps you should visit Landover Baptist church online because you are to evil to step on the holy grounds. REPENT!

[LadyDarkquette]

"Landover Baptist church" ... is the most idiotic site.

Actually it's not real BUT a satire , unluckily I'm starting to doubt that everyone understands that it's a satire to the westboro church .

And yes , I'm refering to balldez.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Every once in a while, Christians let their facade of being "concerned about poor, misguided souls" slip and reveal their true sentiments: they are highly intolerant psychopaths and they want those who don't agree with them to suffer, and they're looking forward to gloating over the suffering.

Very Christian of them.

[Balldez]

How dare you insult True Christians and the great Pastor Deacon Fred. Burn in hell sinner! Jesus told me to hate you.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"How dare you insult True Christians"

Christians are an insult to the human race; but sarcasm isn't.

LOLZ

[Balldez]

REPENT SINNER or BURN IN HELL!

[voodoochile6169]

have u considered selling your daughter as a slave?

[superfisto]

I love you.

[CaesarLVI]

Jesus is just another imaginary character like Snuggles the fabric softening bear, or Elmo ;)

[TacticusPrime]

God's judgments can be terrible. And they can be terribly smelly. Such is the fate of the wicked.

[stockon]

God is a scat fiend -- He was the cameraman for 2girls1cup

[Naej27]

I can't believe anyone thinks he's a real preacher.Have you seen what he sells in his store? panties!!

[andrerosh89]

why not? he speaks like a protestant thats for sure! =)

[PRAYSGOD]

alot of people are going to hell. n i kinda like that. this dude not a priecher fools.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"alot of people are going to hell. n i kinda like that."

Wow, you just passed lesson number 1 on how to be a typical psychopathic christian.

LOLZ

[hootieismydog]

love the name ... love the words youre spreading.... jesus does eat gay dicks

[PRAYSGOD]

prays GOD no matter wat. or ya gonna burn, the devil doesnt share, you think he'll share with you. only satan can resist the fire, watch ya self people.prays GOD!

[whazah7]

....crack is whack....

[PRAYSGOD]

God is the shit. im a slave of jesus. i dnt even kno wats dung but he cab put that shit in my face if he wants. take my mom away take me fam away my girl. take it all. i still love the lord.

[southparkyes]

dung is poo.

are you retarded?

[PRAYSGOD]

no your fuckin moma is retarted.

[southparkyes]

yeah, nice comeback, fuckhead.

[PRAYSGOD]

southparkyes. thats a fags name.

[southparkyes]

i just wanted one where i could fake i was eighteen, i don't care about the name.

and "praysgod"? look who's talking.

[PRAYSGOD]

yea look whose talkin. prays god spread the word. how old are you 50. im 17 i dnt have to fake it.lol! fag

[southparkyes]

god is a made-up faggot who doesn't deserve yours or anyone else's time.

[stranj07]

be careful. you will be held responsible for everything you say and you dont have to believe in God for Him to exist.

[TomSFox]

That would be true, IF he existed! Which he doesn't.

Anyway, if you are refering to what the guy in the video said, he just quoted god himself!

[ColAbernathy]

"you will be held responsible for everything you say and you dont have to believe in God for Him to exist."

Wait...so god REALLY WANTS TO SMEAR DUNG OVER MY FACE? Dood, he quoted Malachi...from the BIBLE! THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! How dense are you? Do you really want to worship a deity with a scat fetish? I'll pass, thanks.

[lilweezly]

hahaha yeea well thas my god hate em or love em u still bring glory to em because you are alive he provides yo food shelter money transportation and clothes and he tells you where to go hahaha yeee GOD IS LOVE

[Naej27]

He must have his church people laughing and rolling in their seats. Now he's my kind of Preacher! He's not dull thats for sure! lol

[Naej27]

Where is this preacher? I love it!

[Panasig45]

I'm converted, I have said the sinners prayer and accepted Jayzus in my heart thanks to pastor Deacon Fred! Baptist are the only true religion.

[youmissedyourturn]

The dung on our faces is this disgrace. How often do people call it "a slap in the face of America?" The slapping hand was one that does not use toilet paper!

[youmissedyourturn]

This applies to priests "If you do not listen and if you do not set your heart to honor my name."

Same for America: Pushed God from schools = school shootings, pregnancy, homosexuality increased

Pushed God from gov't: no longer win wars, high debt, poor leadership, + 9/11.

That's right! 9/11 would NEVER have happened if we honored God like we are supposed to do.

[BlaineKatsura]

And how do you know this is true?

[PositiveNature]

Homosexuality increased, or the already existing homosexuals began to feel comfortable with coming out?

Nothing wrong with teen pregnancy, it's natural. Nature makes females fertile from around age 12, or GOD does it. So why do you see it as a bad thing?

[yancur]

AMEN!

[loftedraptor]

Loved It!!

[voyzovrezon]

I checked the verse at the Skeptics Anointed Bible website and sure enough, that's what the verse says. I'd love to hear a whole sermon preached from the pulpit with all the weird parts from the bible used. Of course, it would be a very long sermon.

[nan3663]

Is this a joke, a pretty sick joke.

[Ave6969]

Nope what he quoted is actually in the bible!

No shit!

LOL

[cherokeeghost]

Is that what happen to you?

[dingleberry73]

"your fucking nuts"

It is 'You Are'. Homeskooled are we?

[blasphemite]

hot karl!

[fywacia]

That was fantastic! Even I would go to church if they preached stuff like that, lol. I hope he does all of the nasty Bible verses just like that one.

[mpeters13]

I love landover so much. I wish I had the time to put together a real JesOS. Keep up the great work.

[amax231]

your fucking nuts!