Calvaire - Bar Dance Scene

[funnyman200]

MY NAME IS NOT GLORIA! MY NAME IS MARC STEVENS!

[Oecobius33]

This is spectacular on so many levels, I hope the rest of the movie is this great.

[redmercer]

This movie has the color palette of a really bitchin' transistor radio.

[2010Barbon]

wtf?!?! seriously was the cast and crew of the movie high or something?!!?

[LaNt6]

i love that film!!!!

[otanalin101]

resident evil 4 !!

[brulion]

does anyone know where I can get the soundtrack of this movie?

[hatemissile]

@brulion there is no other music besides this tune

[giovapuzone]

1:48 the usual anti-social

[fractos]

It's like Tom Waits' local.

[retbookers]

This is the only music heard in the movie other than the one we hear at the credits which is this one too. I think that's what makes this movie scary is, no music, is so psychologically crazy and realistic, and it's a foreign thriller/horror. The foreign movies are always scarier. =O

[StewartLucrative]

I want to dance like this with a girl at a club.

[vanessaOR666]

video DIVERTENTE come non so che cosa. certo che se uno clicca "non mi piace" dev'essere proprio SFIGATO dentro.

[monoperative]

Tom Waits' early stuff is pretty auteur.

[batcavemasters]

Me gustaria tocar el piano

[lekkermary]

hey that dancing looks just like me when i go to the night club. i'm not much of a dancer but i love to dance anyway.

[chromestocksbeamin]

I made a music video for this: watch?v=U8edMD_ou6g

[vivalapaul]

What is the song Marc sings to Bsrtel?

[xxtiaan]

oh my god i SO want to go have a night of hard drinking at that bar! awesome!

[dessius415]

I watched it to the point where it's not even creepy anymore. Now it's just...fascinating!

[spankrod]

I want to learn this on the piano and then play it at my funeral.

Wait.

[LIbertyorDeath419]

Three words: white phosphorous grenade.

Also WTF up with that inbred freak and the calf?

[insaneCHILD00]

Oh man, this scene really creeped me out.

[bennythelazy2]

what song is playing

[minjofu]

Everyone who "disliked" this video was reminded of a past family reunion via this clip

[MySweetSeoul]

@minjofu

hahahahahahaha that's f. hilarious

[AzureClarity]

It's a mating dance.

[serlancelot]

pretty disturbing..

[fractos]

I still get chills when I see this clip.

[20296]

I'll take the deliverance twins any day of the week before I'd wanna cross these pig-fuckers.

[dennisdahmer]

bravo, too funny.

[rottenhills1986]

brilliant!!

[MFSHARK]

twisted. great movie

[woodenheart27]

brilliant film.

[HumanLampshades]

Never seen such a pussy as Marc, the guy is having an hair cut and is crying a river and is completely devastated

[richardsucksx]

@HumanLampshades haircuts are intense man

[limbdarkening]

@HumanLampshades because he's tied to a chair and is about to get raped. Give me a fucking break. Idiot.

[HumanLampshades]

@limbdarkening @limbdarkening Obviously, being face against a fat fuck of 70 years old is a serious treat, especially when you are tied up with GAY ropes and can easely move and fucking run instead of crying like a little girl!! A human being have a lot more will to live than that... unless they are call LimbDarkening

[limbdarkening]

@HumanLampshades First off, I can tell you are immature and I'm shocked you are 29. I was thinking more like some 13 year old homophobic boy wanker who is very close minded. In the words of Patton Oswalt, 'you will miss everything cool and die angry.'

Also your grammar and spelling sucks.

[HumanLampshades]

You must be 12 if you think this a "worthy" situation to cry and whine about. Thanks for the compliment on my grammar, considering I speak 3 languages, it is very welcome, mon petit criss de con! I will miss everything cool? Who are you to say what is cool or not? Maybe I already experienced it. Your love for homosexuals is funny. Pretty sure you're the first one to call your little gay ass 14 years old friends FAGGOTS.

Marc acted kike a woman. Your grammar is pretty bad for a born english.

[limbdarkening]

@HumanLampshades You have serious anger issues and my grammar is fine. Why are you so homophobic? It's really dumb.

[HumanLampshades]

@limbdarkening Look at yourself and shall know why I am a bitter guy. I don't see any homophobic statements anywhere. So I guess all movies in which you can hear people call each other "fags" and "are you gay??" are homophobic movies? Something that is gay means it's ridiculous. I don't fear faggots. It's really DUMB to accept everything that society want you to accept. 20 years ago being gay was not cool, but today it is... go figure.

[limbdarkening]

@HumanLampshades Who cares, being gay is actually genetic, it has to do with your DNA. If you don't like it then don't look at it. Haliwr!!!

[HumanLampshades]

@limbdarkening Lulz, genetic, what a funny one. Never was it proved.

[limbdarkening]

@HumanLampshades Yeah, like evolution has never been proved, or the big bang theory, or gravity. riiight.

[LaoZe]

@limbdarkening Of those, only gravity has actually been proven.

[limbdarkening]

@LaoZe If you read more science magazines, you would think otherwise.

[LaoZe]

@limbdarkening Microevolution has been proven. That's the ability for a certain organism to adapt to its environment.. However, it doesn't prove the theory of macroevolution, the process by which one species evolves into something else entirely.

[limbdarkening]

@LaoZe ummmm....ok?? I don't see what this pertains to but I don't care anymore.

[FatalOx]

just seen this movie fuckin gay

[Raukapinhead]

@FatalOx Do you read through before you post or do you just aim to sound like any closeminded MTV-lover?

[FatalOx]

@Raukapinhead I'm close minded because I don't like this movie? I was sharing my personal opinion of this shit stain of a movie so fuck off. LOL

[AkitaInu6]

the pianist is actually the guy who wrote all the music for the film

[morrycrow]

i play this with my guitar and keywords, made into a black metal song fuck yeah

[AkitaInu6]

@morrycrow

tabs for guitar?

[DjFr3QaZ0iD]

1:48

FML

[ScienceRob]

I really want this sheet music.

[AdamLore]

Oh, cool, you found it!

[ScienceRob]

@AdamLore Yeah I actually searched for 3 hours trying to find the name of this. I think its an original piece which sucks since I'm not good enough to play by ear.

[AdamLore]

@ science rob

well it sounds to me like its in C minor, and he is just ascending and descending by half steps for the most part.

I can't tell what those first few really dissonant chords are (you can see that one is b c# and d)

the melody at 0:32 is c c# d d#d c# c

comes in with a low c (minor?) at 0:41

at 0:49 he's doing essentially the same thing, just on a D# now then down to a D and back to C

1:20 is Cm, Gm, D#m and Dm

and just slight variations he and there

[san9afis]

The fat guy makes it alot funnier xD

[2apiece]

@san9afis haha the fat dude is epic, i love the pianist when he starts spazzing out as well XD

[MIsguidedarCHAngEL]

What in the...

[FreakBodyFarm]

whats the name of the song?

[icharlie]

do any of you realise the film is intended to be funny?

[Posthuman83]

Great Movie!!!

[zsheeleyz]

I don't get it... why do people think this is disturbing? I've read a plot summary of Calvaire, haven't seen it, I'll admit the plotline is pretty twisted, but I highly doubt it would terrify me.

[widiwutsch]

It would, take it for granted. It was the scariest and weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[GalaticTG]

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

[waterwixxxer]

Great scene. This guy is talented. This plus the tracking animals is enough to make me want to own Calvaire. I did like this film.

[vanessaOR666]

porca madonna.

[spankrod]

I want to dance to this, at my funeral.

Wait.

[ViolenceSmidge]

Lol...I guess they were really working on some killer dance moves. I wanna see 'em in a rave..

[ZeynoDemirel]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....creepy song

[TakeruxN]

has anyone uploaded this film to YouTube?

[FrogFudge101]

I figured out how to play this on piano but i can't actually play it because i just laugh too much when i start lol :)

[ElCupcakeThief]

I watched this movie on New Years and I think it's one of the most twisted movies out there. This dance scene especially. The piano is a bit nice though. :)

[SmellyBrown]

i know its sound creepy, but dam i love this piano playing. sombody knows if theres a score for this masterpiece?

[slugnoid]

I'd love a copy of the track on piano. Personally as a fan of metal, I'd love to see this covered as a black metal song.

[morrycrow]

yes i totally agree man , it would definately fit in the balck metal genr, when i was watching it , i wanted to fucking plaay it on the guitsr ,

[FrogFudge101]

lol the old man at the end just sitting there :)

[del132]

this is what happens when you let tom waits play piano in your bar...

[malbecks316]

I haven't seen the movie, but I kinda wish there'd be a tourist in that bar who's sitting in a corner and watches the whole thing with a blank expression on his face, then seeks an opportune moment to flee back to his country.

[TurnpikeGates]

in a way, that's what happens. 'cept he doesn't actually witness, and he can't leave.

[m45h3r]

lol, thtd be good

[piscesshadow]

this is disturbing but hilarious!

[Rodian666]

Wow, ça c'est bizarre xD

[Abanamat85]

it should end with "FIN."

[DeJens24]

et les wallons ne travaillent pas

[norris63]

et les wallons sont pedophilles!

[blackriderz911]

Great movie

[PumpuptheValium]

So this is what bars in Wallonia are like.

[elnico1990]

een van de slechtste films da'k ooit gezien eb, ben ferm content dak hem nie gehuurd of gekocht heb, da ik hem enkel op tv gezien heb

[kymm00]

I don't know HOW these actors kept a straight face throughout this scene. The big guy did look like he was going to crack up, though.

[xxXDamnationXxx]

This song was an whole day in my head :P So, I didn't need any MP3-player for music XD

[7lartceps]

Well it`s better than that strictly come dancing bullshit.

[manouel41]

putain ya ribéry dans ce film!! Le mec qui dans au début!

[dieandereseite]

The danse scene actually parodies the opening sequence of Bela Tarr's "Werckmeister Harmonies".

[Sindrhien]

WTF!?!

I rented this movie today but havent seen it yet, Looks pretty friggin weird!

[dae2x]

the best dance scene for me is the last scene of "salo".

[DELAGGE]

can somone get me this song?

msg please

[mew888]

looks like coldplay's chris martin does another amazing preformance at an exclusive gig!

[alexchatbox]

yeah! i thought this scene was extremely awkward and didn't fit in or add anything to the movie's atmosphere at all...thanks for adding it though, you saved me the trouble :)

[artothevid]

I agree with you somewhat, it didn't really add anything but I thought it was really disturbing, especially with the horror sound to the piano.

[touretul]

the movie happens in a world without women, and this is how men dance in this kind of a world.

[electronicoffee]

LOL, in a world with no women, men would dance a LOT closer than that- trust me.

[MySweetSeoul]

@touretul

nice :D

[wastedzombiekiller]

Best thing ever.

[NGC6144]

Imagine "Deliveramce" meets "Passion of the Christ" meets "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" without the chainsaw. What a strange flick that will probably enter pop cultural significance based on it's "Calvaire Dance."

[cristolopofin]

la wea loka XD

[chunhyei]

that movie mad me sick, it was fucked up!!!

[Wacek4444]

Well, this looks nice, but is far from being "the best dance scene ever"... which is probably the one in Konwicki's "Salto" (you can watch it here on youtube).

[stinomagnifico]

haha die walen toch

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

LOL wtf?

[photoshoptalent]

I loved Calvaire... The atmosphere in this movie is so creepy it krawls under your skin!

[XIIMaccs]

The song is an original composition made by the actor who plays the piano.

[Gouzinou]

Really cool love it

[oldfart278]

It's like a demented Charlie Brown dance

[lampdat]

It's like a Tom Waits fever-dream.

[locknload014]

whats the name of this song?

i love this movie and i want da song! lol

[CreepyTom]

I wasn't massively into the movie,thought it was very uneven, but this scene is absolutely spectacular.

[ipod014]

I love this movie!

[Jebstrosity]

what the hell is this lol . . . they look like a bunch of zombie penguins

[PinAyxo4]

hahaha they do! but its funnyy

[asesina80b]

wow

wonder if any of those ol' guys giving lessons?

[carcarpwnz]

etre d'accord!

[summzzxoxo]

crying laughing!

[cesaruchosuserrucho]

a chirrion!!!!!!

[beddiy]

Ma che minchia è??????????????????

[Kasab1an]

Absolute Quality This Movie...Does That Make Me Weird In Saying So...?

[misterfisherman]

hehehe

[warmredwater]

horrible movie, great scene

[inudent]

creepiest music and dance ever!!!!!!

[wtosi]

crazy legs

[TAB3D]

what the hell

[eddyjudo]

une bonne petite guindaille entre amis... mdr