Let's Watch Battletoads I

[TheProjectMJ]

I thought "Let's get warty!" Was "Let's get horny!"

[LucianaShadow]

The baddie looks like Vegeta after a sex change.

[Crazy56U]

1:16 Okay, I understand the sitting together thing, but does he REALLY THINK he has the authority to give restraining orders?

[NCHammer326]

Jesus, that sound at 6:58 is hilarious.

[sonicmik7]

The washing machine threw up because it realized what show it was on...

[TonkarzOfSolSystem]

The Dark Queen is getting a bit grabby there at 6:19... Why did she want the princess again?

[pacific14586]

I want a loop of 2:05. AAAAAH

[Fuzzy192006]

fuckin niggers in the background

[SuperMarioKenny1992]

racism much? -_-

[Fuzzy192006]

@SuperMarioKenny1992 yep

[UndefeatableTwilight]

Actually, it's the B button to attack in the game. XD

[KevServo]

Gamestop actually has over 9000 copies of Battletoads.

[rjakobi]

I gots the brain damage from this video...

[kirashiro]

We must find 3 teenagers with attitude..wait wrong show.

[Cracko90]

good god the fatty the punk and the nerd remind me of when my teacher would always seperate my friends

[xplay108]

OVER 5000! Pesos....

[TheRealChadius]

PacMan: The Anime: The Game. Tru dat

[spreegrl98]

this guy is sooo funny!!!!

[nitemaric]

is one of them shagy?

[xplay108]

@nitemaric I thought he sounded just like him. Zoinks Scoob! We're, like, toads! And they didn't seem too shook up about being turned into Battletoads.

[DarkMage2X]

LET'S DESTROY SCHOOL PROPERTY!

[Haseo13576]

omg...this is the lamest thing ever!!!

[ThatPortugueseGuy]

TRY OUR FREE SAMPLES!

[TravelJoe2010]

Music at 5:04 is from Captain Planet.

[paperluigiman]

oh crap they made a cartoon!

[bloodriotiori]

psst...turn the car on.....turn the car on...make some turducken....xD

[xXpoisonwasthecureXx]

lmao even while doing it solo, diabetus manages to make EPIC LOLZ

[ZuDarkness666]

LOL

[Cooliespy345]

Let's get normal!!

...what?

Let's get warty!!

Fuck-what?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

when did raphael turn into a fat kid?

[linkzero2]

No! Not Scrotal Mountain! also very much reminds me of MST3K, and just as funny.

[Lumpytoast]

RINGO CAKE

[IMNINTEN]

"Find me some bird seed!"

[ILIKECEREALX]

I imagine BillyMC looking like the Nerdy kid, Musclebomber looking like the Jock, and Quadraxis14 looking like the Punk.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@ILIKECEREALX You mean Musclebummer?

[ILIKECEREALX]

@Mynameisnotooo  Yeah.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@ILIKECEREALX He sure is good at Bummerman. I bet he loves Triple Fudgepackers.

[Gight77]

@ILIKECEREALX sorry to reply months later but, i wish for you to know that i rather enjoyed your comment and it has made my day

[ILIKECEREALX]

@Gight77

's coo.

[ILIKECEREALX]

The guy who wrote some of the greatest VG music ever wrote THIS?

[pifras]

nope differant guy thank goodness

[StreiBullet]

LET'S GET NORMAL!!

.... Just wow...

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

Where did he get that watermelon?

[RemLasher77]

8:26-8:27 then go to 9:43 to hear a very funny line: "You mean we can be totally gross- most fascinating"

hope that makes you lol hard.

[Agentbromsnor]

Wow... Way to rape a classic Rare-game.

[Ashenge]

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

David Wise. The writer of this..monstrousity... He's the musician for the DKC games. So... A music dude can write a cartoon for the same company? Is that allowed? Lol

[sun5621]

'Don't forget you companion cubes' Lol!

[SIXTEENCINEMA]

"For the love of God, don't shower together" LMFAO!

[Stonenot1]

over 9000

[Koro101]

Wow, I live near the actual Oxnard in CA (Yup, they named a town that.) hees hoping people like them don't actually live there.

[JVlaple3xpl0sion]

LETS GET NORMAL

i dont think that's ever going to happen

[Hepathos]

this riff was

(wait for it)

PSychotronic!

[firerikku546555]

YOU FORGOT TO WEAR PANTS TODAY! LOL

[limuy8]

this really reminds me of unskippable on the escapist.......

[Chamele7n]

can it be turducken tiem nao?

[lolmushrooms]

LET'S FIX THE LAUNDRY

[KnownEnemy2]

hey lolmushrooms.

It's cynical.

[LarryKoopaRoy]

6:26

"Now Princess, you are mine!"

For some reason, I get perverted thoughts from that.

[Entamrik]

She was dry humping her a few seconds ago, there was no way to avoid the innuendo

[Lijik]

Wasnt David Wise the composer for the Donkey Kong Country games?

[KnownEnemy2]

No, just the writer. The same guy who wrote for Transformers and TMNT

[TheBanjoFanboy]

He had a career after this train wreck?

[KnownEnemy2]

Unfortunately, I believe so.

[PsychoJosh]

That was also David Wise, but a different one.

[CleaveTheDragon]

Oh no, you aren't trying to inspire a community of dipshits to start commenting on TV shows now, are you?

[ZuedaMagargan]

This was made to accompany one of Diabetus' Lets Plays. T.V. commentaries have been done before this video anyway.

[kidcartoonist]

DOnt forget your companion cube

[RedSalamander]

At first it looked respectable enough. But once I heard the PRINCIPAL of a school calling three boys "losers", I thought "Oh god, this is gonna suck, isn't it?"

4:59 - Howard the Duck is brilliant so far compared to this!

9:11 - (laughing and crying at the same time) No wonder the Battletoads faded away. This cartoon is awful! Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was better than this. At least that spawned memes. Crap memes but still memes.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

I can't help but feel that "LET'S GET WARTY!" should actually say "LET'S GET HERPES!"

Thanks a fucking lot, David Wise.

[guitarnoob5455]

GO Vols!

[sonicpotter2000]

The second I heard 'Let's get horny" i was speechless. I mean..... REALLY?

[scumlander]

warty... WARTY! please dont put those images in my head.

[sonicpotter2000]

Mine's better.

[noqa]

Maybe he thought they were horny toads.

[Grogum]

You know who I miss?

Ringo Cake. He was awesome! :D

[OddGuy23]

"'We're our old geek-o-matic selves again.' Let's go fail s'more, I guess..."

[Valis77]

6:20 LOL!

[sagacious03]

"Let's get normal!!" You're right, that is a very impractical catchphrase... Battletoads, crazy 80's dialogue, makes no sense!!

[JohnnyUndaunted]

Pseudo-80s. This was actually made in 1993.

[ArchangelDrake]

This video's budget was 5000pesos

+rep

[BlackKnight03]

If this is what retsupurae does now with ever gushing geyser of shit that is Let's Play... Take it into your hands.

t4l6sHRnc-c

[supaflyjohnson]

David Wise actually got an emmy-award somehow. Not for Battletoads though, they don't have an award for Laughably Bad Dialogue.

[tidusmi2]

i'd be a bit more pissed off if I was turned into a toad

[mrxopher]

hes souds like shagy lol the nerd kid

[johnroche]

He sounds more like a younger version of navgtr.

[SilverEnchantress]

TOTALLY RADICAL, DUDES!!

[DarkAngelAW1986]

I feel like I'm watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 again.

[meckrisa]

@DarkAngelAW1986 Roll, Fizzle-beef

[Deathspeak2u]

ok when the "evil" scantily clad woman took the more clothed scantily clad woman did it look kinda like the preparations of rape? or am i just crazy/perverse?

[Gamewitzer]

No, you're just a normal youtube user.

[FoolishTyphron]

Why do I want to see more. Goddam Battletoads.

[TheBanjoFanboy]

Then call Gamestop and ask for Battletoads.

[LeahTheAvenger]

It's because diabetus made the show awesome.

[LordFeckington666]

Totally cosmotastic!

[QuaintHazard]

BUD-WIS-ER!

[bicostp]

How much more "stereotypical 80s Saturday morning cartoon" can you get?

[T3hWaffleman]

Dude, David Wise was the composer of the music in Battletoads. What the fuck is he doing writing with words?

[PsychoJosh]

I'm pretty sure it's a different David Wise. He regularly writes cheesy plots for DiC cartoons, he wrote much of the original TMNT series.

[EvanCWaters]

Though a composer being forced to write the script would explain so much of what resulted.

[Hepathos]

you know, for being a horrible cartoon, it sure has some cool music.

[IcarusMoonsight]

You guys do MST3K proud! :)

[dowap7]

This story is retarded! It has the 3 overused loser characters in a show: The nerd, the too-sick-in-the-head person, and the overweight clumsy guy.

[mrblackdx]

Companion Cube YES!

[Ragecleaver]

FUCK YEAH BATTLETOADS

[JodaSFU]

You guys should do iRiffs. I would gladly pay for any long commentary featuring you

[Isaacian27]

"Turn the car on....make some Turduckin."

LOL That is great.

[LavosAdvocate]

...Was that a surf rock cover of Hava Nagila? I never knew the Battletoads were such devout followers of Judaism.

[Rafalgahr]

Yeah, sounds like it a lot, not as much win as the marching band version from Kentucky Fried Movie, but close enough...

[Fusionman42]

"Universally....planetary!"

[brisulph]

"shoo in for the Toronto Raptors"

As a Raptors fan, I have to wholeheartedly agree with this statement.

[wub111]

actually lets get normal is good for someone who is one drugs, drunk, retarded, and fuck'n stupid

[ColeOmatic]

or if you were David Wise

[AlexStrife89]

Is it me, or is that princess the biggest ripoff of Princess Peach I've ever seen?

[ahzimantu]

I only wish all of you had restuwachu'd this.

[Fusionman42]

I love seeing this video again.

[AARPDavey8000]

Haha, Toronto Raptors

[RRDVRfan]

*Bounces off the walls.*

[Alphablast001]

You had to have been bored when you did this.

[evilmonkeyg1]

Let's have a nerd stereotype for the kids who will watch this show to know who they will end up as.

[nintendonut888]

I really love these videos. This and Small Town feel so professionally done.

[OfficialMC2]

Speakin' o which, is Small Town re upped yet?

I love that one, I need to put it on my iPod.

[clynsvin123]

not an LP!? oh my

[PankeymanProductions]

Combat Amphibians?

[GrimReaper19]

Battletoads.

[ThePerfectDark36]

HELL YEAH BATTLETOADS

[OfficialMC2]

More Let's Watches plz

[daijimin]

Seconded

[Mysterious0Bob]

Third-ded.

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

I disagree, I say more let'z watchez plz. Because Z is new and hip/

[Kinguta]

lol...