i was born in france ,but i grew up in costa rica since i was 4 years old, and my classmates in school always made fun of me everytime i said i was french, they would say that french people smelled bad, or that french people were rude, and because i grew up learning spanish instead of french they would make fun and say i didnt know any french either, i wish i could of had learned this words and say them to those ignorant idiots when i was in school.That would of had been funny for me.
is there any chance you could do a little video on how to use profanity in french? I hear its quite common, though I wouldn't know. By profanity I mean judeo christian related swearing. In any event, thank you very much for this video.
Salut, il y a des mots sur le sexe qu'on ne peut pas trouver dans le dictionnaire, peut-être vous pouvez m'aider et les voila : les petites bébêtes, la quéquette, le braquemard et les roupettes.
Mes remerciements et ma profonde gratitude par avance.
If you want to learn how to swear in french you should go to France and learn by listening to others if you have no idea how to speak french and you watch this and say these things to people you would make a complete fool out of yourself lol also who wants to encourage people to swear?
why do you say that sarkozy est un nabot? very rude!
steaua1986steaua 6 months ago
Bravo d'apprendre ainsi le beau vocabulaire français à nos amis d'outre manche. Il est toujours bien utile en toutes circonstances!
frenchiecocorico1 6 months ago
Hahaha. I love when he said fuck head.
brewright321 6 months ago
XD excellent !! GG!!
yesnoyanine 7 months ago
mdr !! j'adore!
sandyny 7 months ago
he reminds of that scientist guy from that movie "the human centipede" :O
Madhatta777 8 months ago
Paris Hilton is "une petasse"... hahahaha this guy is hilarious XD
GabyGirl1000 8 months ago 2
You are amazing.
miamihotbabe 8 months ago
i was born in france ,but i grew up in costa rica since i was 4 years old, and my classmates in school always made fun of me everytime i said i was french, they would say that french people smelled bad, or that french people were rude, and because i grew up learning spanish instead of french they would make fun and say i didnt know any french either, i wish i could of had learned this words and say them to those ignorant idiots when i was in school.That would of had been funny for me.
frenchkitty 9 months ago
@frenchkitty
ah ah, I agree
ketulu 9 months ago
Thought it need a lot of skill for aiming right on the middle of someone's butt lol.
zeezycel 9 months ago
tres bien
Outragiious 10 months ago
i have only one word for this video ... COOL
Kukrizia 10 months ago
I loved it! so cool! you made me laugh! I loved the way you are serious and while teaching the phrases:).
Please more videos!
vanessaleb 10 months ago
Je peux pas m'arrêter de rigoler ! XD
"Pétasse, you can say Paris HIlton est une pétasse."
"Nabot , you can say that for my president for example."
J'adore en plus comment il le dit ! Ton très sérieux, c'trop marrant ! Haha
Annlucyful 11 months ago
is there any chance you could do a little video on how to use profanity in french? I hear its quite common, though I wouldn't know. By profanity I mean judeo christian related swearing. In any event, thank you very much for this video.
EtherealOhitoyoshi 11 months ago
14 people are German Nazi's :D
8matman 11 months ago 2
brilliant
IamFkinNiubility 11 months ago
Ajh j'adore ! Le pire c'est qu'il le dit avec un sérieux indétrônable ! x)
lamisslauredu60 11 months ago 2
Salut, il y a des mots sur le sexe qu'on ne peut pas trouver dans le dictionnaire, peut-être vous pouvez m'aider et les voila : les petites bébêtes, la quéquette, le braquemard et les roupettes.
Mes remerciements et ma profonde gratitude par avance.
TheEcnarf 1 year ago
@TheEcnarf
petites bébêtes: euh, mais encore?
quéquette: ding-a-ling; braquemard: je dirais jack, stick
roupettes: ballocks
ketulu 1 year ago
" nabot..you can say that for my president for example" AH AH AH super.. CMB
hknora 1 year ago
@hknora rofl,and whats even funnier is that the guy kind of reminds me of Sarcosi(the hairstyle and stuff)
AndyDufresne987 1 year ago
Comme par exemple, Paris Hilton est une pétasse. XD J'adore l'exemple choisis, très illustratif du mot choisis!
eterneluluby 1 year ago
Trop bon x)
SearcherTwentySix 1 year ago 2
lol! thanks! x]
i can now say those to the french dude in my class! :D
TVDITB 1 year ago
its nice man
Germtalia 1 year ago
haha you look funny not tryin to be rude :P
amziemichelle 1 year ago
This is what they need to teach you in french class
444zane3 1 year ago 2
LOL @ how he says "fuckhead"
peaceityo 1 year ago
LMFAO haha je ne pas suis un chien - love the french accent
vegafarm 1 year ago
@vegafarm *je ne suis pas un chien*
MaStErPhReSh333 1 year ago
@MaStErPhReSh333 Yeahhh thanks haha :D
vegafarm 1 year ago
You're pretty useful. I'm gonna keep you around.
MsMalerie11 1 year ago
Ok , now I know how to swear in French, so then I only have to find some use for it.
Well, thank you very much :)
SLORRIFJART321 1 year ago
like yor video so much, so helpful
4339maru 1 year ago
C'est le genre de langage que nous avons besoin de savoir. Bravo!!!
TheEcnarf 1 year ago
Such a silly topic taught in such a serious manner, haha. You are funny ketulu :)
psyfi23 1 year ago
swear in english, its way better, anyone'll get yah ;D
toma77210 1 year ago
can you do a video where you put them into a scentence?
And can you do some insults about moms and girlfriends?
ROBINMEADONTOP 1 year ago
i piss on your butt crack.lol you told them. thanks for the lessons look forward to more.
ROBINMEADONTOP 1 year ago
"Paris Hilton est une petasse."
LMAO.
ginaxpark 1 year ago 8
This series is brilliant.
gabriellaarroyo 1 year ago
hahaha noaboo, mighty boosh
konnichiwaneku 1 year ago
If you want to learn how to swear in french you should go to France and learn by listening to others if you have no idea how to speak french and you watch this and say these things to people you would make a complete fool out of yourself lol also who wants to encourage people to swear?
MyLoveIsPink1 1 year ago
man u look a decent person
BloodSport5 1 year ago
hehehe thank you...merci
residentflea 1 year ago
Thanks for the upload. Very helpful, Très bien, merci
santa6688 1 year ago
XD tro fort la lesson mdrr
TheMelissa692 1 year ago
it was useful thanks:)
ItsMeggy5 1 year ago
:3 mdr, merci beaucoup.. I will need this later :]
FatalAddictionx 1 year ago
MDDRRR
matela9999 1 year ago
thats more funny when you are french but I think that "et ta sœur /mère" and your sister/motter is better that "comme ma bitte"
rafoin 1 year ago
EXCELLENT lesson. thanks!
grafittix 1 year ago
thanks for this video, its helpful ;]
dontgivafuckkk 1 year ago
my french teacher told me that salope meant slut hahahaha
3113matt 1 year ago
for my president it's a nabot hahaha
TabarnacosGuy 1 year ago
1:32 oh putain tu vas avoir des problemes toi !
zecle 1 year ago 4
Il est trés content. lol
BoricaKid11 1 year ago
enfant de chienne, modi pousse marde de tapette, gros fif, tu sent la marde, jte chie dans face !!!!!
did i learn well ?
robax3r 1 year ago
@robax3r ROFL !! du bon québécois comme j'aime !
zecle 1 year ago
XD J'adore
'Une pétasse is a stupid bitch... Like Paris Hilton!"
:P Pas mal pas mal :D
Mais il ne faut pas leur apprendre tout ça les pauvres, ils ne vont sortir que des gros mots une fois arrivés dans un pays francophone! :P
Fosfore 1 year ago
My o my, these are great! Will come in handy
NorwichMusicMan 1 year ago
realy funny! but you shoud be dresed as a mime.
MURRYCHOOCK 1 year ago
' 'you can say that about my president !!!! '' thats funny, you should should become english
anlaff 1 year ago
nique un mere
maranzullo 1 year ago
wow you are une salope lol
lazerkill010 1 year ago
Merdeuhhh
Fireefeu 1 year ago
omfg hahahahahhahha i love u <3 XD
emo4ever92 1 year ago
He's too serious.
liljayduhh 1 year ago
Wow j'aime cela, je suis seulement partie français malheureusement, je n'ont pas l'accent
Kaylee3443 1 year ago
LMAO he says i piss on ya ass crack LOL!!
yodueds15 1 year ago
lol love it
cheekybrenn 2 years ago 2
The annotations aren't working for me anymore ): I don't know how to spell some of those and I really want to know! :D
tashamatasha23 2 years ago
lmao i piss on your butt crack
andymasfar 2 years ago 3
bon effort!
Doctorwhorage 2 years ago
Only the French are classy enough to provide lessons on how to swear in their language as if it was a grammar lesson!
kakalunga 2 years ago 80
LMAO yeah like when he says "It's painfull, it hurts" and you answer "Like my dick in your ass" Wow..
MyDarkangel29 2 years ago
@kakalunga So true lol
MyLoveIsPink1 1 year ago
@kakalunga So very true! :)
sanjaignjatovic 1 year ago
Amazing.
schasew 2 years ago
WTF
WaRxSKiLLx61 2 years ago
so if i understand clearly ur a nabot ? hahaha
margueriteborcic 2 years ago
what i didn't learn in 6 years, i learned it in 2 interesting videos in less than 10 minutes :) !!
ricardomoon 2 years ago
L'exemple de Paris Hilton est violent x)))
5*
Tsooin 2 years ago
french canadian is alot better then this crap
enyce699 2 years ago
Mdr, c'est trop bon !
Comment tu fais pour réussir à rester sérieux ? Je m'incline ^^
& au fait, fais gaffe avec l'exemple du nain, tu risquerais d'avoir des problèmes... ^^
Hatee06 2 years ago
You don't like someone who use these words a lot. :D Don't be SO ANGRY! D= ;D Good work BTW!
Glek007 2 years ago
Love your video I've been listening to it the whole evening! keep up a good work :D
chemicalcolitis 2 years ago
Thank you for posting these wonderful insults. Nice!
MrMcChihata 2 years ago
J'aime ton exemple de Paris Hilton. Parfait!
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago
you look weird
Riflebarrel 2 years ago 92
lmfao
SHANiCEBABYx3 2 years ago
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xOCPx 1 year ago
xD!j'adore ton sérieux
m1lku 2 years ago
mdr !
framboisewin 2 years ago
trop fort!!!
fassella 2 years ago