JACK THE GIANT KILLER Trailer HD

[XenithWebWorks]

HOLY SHIT! Haven't seen that guy since "About a boy". Can't even believe i recognized him. Anyone else have any clue what i'm talking about?

[hevykevy316]

@XenithWebWorks You didn't see him in "xmen first class"?

[Ollieisskaxxx]

That's what she said.

[TheGnomesocks]

haha, when nicolas said "what" to the cat, i heard tony!!!!!

[DOPEY9233]

first red riding hood now this

[xXxBraveShadowxXx]

MOFG It's Jack and the Bean Stalk! NOT Jack the Giant Killer

[iqbaldisouza1]

so u can witness the all seeing eye in almost every 2012 movie

[carturd95]

I honestly don't think it looks that bad, but yeah, when you compare it to The Hobbit...

[demonsangells]

This actually looks interesting

[TheLeviwatson]

looks pretty legit!

[HauntsinHotels]

Who in that meeting was like guys i have an idea lets make this into a movie. god.

[Casshyr]

When I first saw this movie and I heard the title...i laughed. It was just sooooo stupid!! Surely they could have come up with a better name than this??

[sp052]

last time i wached jack story was with mickey mouse loong time ago...

[mikeanw]

@sp052 mine was from Happy tree friends :P:P

[scarlet5959]

skyrim giants! D: lol

[Tears0faShadow]

Basically Jack and The Beanstalk. Nice.

[LeonhartXIV]

0:49

DURRR HURRR!!

[semipro1100]

I thought it was a "young" boy who was jack. But I guess adults are stupid too.

[Tdi7457]

1, 778 got the beans wet.

[nohip8889]

Just watch the Hobbits trailer, this suck in comparison! XD

[rayads786]

:O skins dude!

[svantebeaverman]

Don't disturb their mammoths. Seriously.

[DylanRach]

.....Da Fuck did I just watch c:

[TorchwoodUK]

I can believe they made this

[FrozenFlorida]

I feel like playing Skyrim now...

[EasyMoneyTrailer]

EASY MONEY 2 - TRAILER IS RELEASED ON MY CHANNEL!

[MsTiberiius]

Wow, I guess they really have run out of ideas.

[BR33Nx]

where are the mammoths

[DeJay14]

looks like the superbowl

[Zuyanthehunter]

the hobbit trailer brought me hear

[GeRMAnsHEPherdS4]

obi wan is in this



[imam21]

yeah right, that fag bag can't even kill a cockroach

[sugarandspice41]

Tony from Skins ! What have they done to you ?!?

[jeobeahon]

0:25

time period: 1400s

clothes of choice: hoodie

dammit hollywood, stop trying to be edgy!

[29BILLYJ]

not that i don't like the trailer, but it seems that Hollywood is starting to run out of ideas first films were made out of books, then comics, then action figures and now children's fairy tales.........

[LoneSeraph2100]

@29BILLYJ They will never stop as long as they have one last piece of literature to rape. Honestly at this rate, you can just go to your library and spoil your movie experience for the next 50 years, when they will make movies out of the crap being written today.

[25alo2514m]

about a boy.... hmmm

[StroopwafelProducts]

the name of the movie is awesome...

[jaymk1985]

@StroopwafelProducts Jack the Giant killer is the name of an 18th Century book (one of the earliest prints of the Jack/Beanstalk story). If you want to see an awesome old school movie, check out Jack the Giant Killer 1962! Used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid but kinda makes me laugh now xD

[Znackification]

Thumbs up if you noticed the Apple logo down in the right corner



[0EricBryan0]

I think they should make more movies with dragons..........because of skyrim....

[littleboy707]

attack a gaint join the Nordic space program

[ladylucrecia123]

love that cat . . .

[annabelSPNlover]

At the start I was like WHUT, the beans are Gremlins?!

Other than that, WOW, can't wait for this film!!!!!!!!!!<333

[davidwoo9194]

...They just made jack and the bean stalk look horrifying.....

[Gamerrhoea]

Fi Fy Fo Fum

This movie looks pretty dumb.

[Steven91188]

What the shit? This is shit. Go die Cast: Nicholas Hoult, Stanley Tucci, Ian McShane, Bill Nighy, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor

Directed by Bryan Singer

[mrlonerme]

these are holy relic... they are born of dark magic!

HUH?

[mrlonerme]

such a creative way to turn our down to earth childhood story into a modern beauty

[Thebadass5556]

@mrlonerme I agree, you never thought of seeing stories turned out to be like now these days. Very kick ass i would say

[Anaheylaatyahoo]

Those giants aren't very giant. I am disappoint.

[allicsirpmai]

Why Grawp is in this movie?

[annabelSPNlover]

@allicsirpmai His ego got way out of proportion after HP, I guess.

[StudleyDudley22]

Jack needs a War Hammer +1, +4 vs Giantkin

yes I made a Baldur's Gate reference that is over 11 years old

[SamanthaDSnape]

Lokks... um.... yeeaahhh....

But hey, it's Hank/Beast from X-Men: First Class!

[frankjohnny1]

jack and the beanstalk*

[chasingsnow]

what ever happened to original movies made from script to film without need for source material. sigh. 

[syafiqjabar]

@chasingsnow

Blame Shakespeare for this. He helped make the trend of adapting stories into plays popular, and the trend transferred to films within a few weeks of cinemas becoming popular entertainment. Now all movies has a source material of some sort.

[Blewberd]

0:34 nice boobs

[onehundreddollars]

WHERE IS PENDRAGON????

[powerbeam08]

Pushed back to 2013. -_-'

[Thebatman96]

WTF am I watching?

[xiongkeng]

Imagine If He Ate Them Beans.

[MrJackShrredder]

@xiongkeng His ass would explode?

[DaSpudanator]

man this film looks absolutely awful

[destroyerdestroy87]

Wow this looks terrible

[awkwarddaisy]

@Nettlemunch Fuck you. You clearly have not seen any of her films. Or realized she has won practically all the awards available to an actress of her age for her acting ability, is the highest payed actress in Hollywood, most envied, and gets all the best roles because she is the most refered by directors and producers. So tell me, who has a bland face now asshole

[shagrath559]

skyrim !!! 

[TheRabidChad]

Main actor looks kinda retarded, but I think I will have to go see this solely for Ewan McGregor...

[SalvableRuin]

Whatever you do, do not get them wet. And never, NEVER feed them after midnight.

[Retrovibes]

Any chance of cramming any more scenes just to add more fading between them? Christ, half of the trailer's total time is wasted watching black. 21st century movie trailers suck ass.

[Dregoro]

looks good

[Nettlemunch]

If this actor and Kristen Stewart ever got together, they would have the blandest faced child in history.

[lispectorando]

@Nettlemunch he has a nice ass, tho. check 'a single man'.

[jaymk1985]

@Nettlemunch Kristen Stewart is a PERSON??? I thought she was just really bad CGI

[JestersGaming]

@Nettlemunch You're right, that would be some boring shit right there.

[ClickKopf]

@Nettlemunch watch the first two seasons of skins and tell me otherwise

[gyped]

@Nettlemunch don't about my girlfriend like that

[TarikGuy]

Cracked.com brought me here...

[josephwmiller2]

@TarikGuy And it had me laughing through the whole fucking trailer.

[lupuwei]

He gets them wet, the beanstalk grows, which leads to him losing his wife and having to dedicate his whole life to a diaper clad, hungry, primal spirit... it's like the whole movie's about the dangers of unsafe sex and a man's fear of fatherhood...

[lou4brew]

This makes the battleship movie look like a piece of art

[patrickm322]

I wanna know da modafuckin song!

[miehe]

oh god no. Nuke Hollywood.

[magentawhiskey]

This is effing A!

[Metatronflaren]

This is a joke trailer right? Someone, please tell me this is a joke trailer.

[mshilah]

Spoiler Alert : The beans are gremlins

[100redeye]

lol, whats next, hansel and gretel bounty hunters?

[ZenPunk]

@100redeye LOL, what next I steal a joke from cracked in a vain hope of growing my e-peen?

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

This...looks...awful

[TheCellarDweller123]

fucking stupid

[No2meth]

DAPHUQ

[DozerfleetProd]

"Nobody beats us in a race to the bottom!" True.

[SmileyJuniah]

No amount of dramatic music will make this seem less boring.

[VirusX343]

This isnt real right? This isnt actually being made? OH DEAR GOD *shoots self*

[MrJonathan107]

...the sheer audacity of this is simply stunning. I am in awe of how ridiculously asinine this crossover bullshit is.

[videosfromderelix]

@MrJonathan107 how is this a crossover? Oh I get it, cracked called it "cloverfield and the beanstalk" and you decided to comment before watching the trailer, assuming they would never lead you astray for the sake of comedy.

[TheSlickAndroid]

why are there so many fairy tale related movies coming out all of a sudden?

[TimeTravelerJessica]

Why is that whenever someone in a movie is warned not to get something wet, they always inevitably do?

[ctSasquatch]

Of course they portray the Giant as the bad guy. Damn racists...

[YetAnotherCollegeKid]

The stories of Jack the Giant Killer was the forerunner to Jack and the Beanstalk, featuring the same protagonist. The stories from the Giant Killer line tended to be bloodier, grittier and generally more hardcore. It makes sense, therefore, to name this after the stories from which it takes its tonal cues.

[RSmootie]

I have no idea of the precise plot, but I will gladly watch this movie to pretend it's the same continuity as The 10th Kingdom miniseries.

[Drago013]

That's an awful small giant.

[AFanOfAmbience]

... Cracked sent me here?

[elvnsword]

This looks better then other shit I have seen out of Hollywood of late...

[chichaykylie]

Brian Singer... figures. Jack was Beast from X Men first class

[blobbybag]

Oh, the little fags from skins are getting more movie parts now. *sigh*, predictable, but disappointing nonetheless.

[basiliskeyes2]

They stole this idea from the Jack of the Fables Comic series

[JohnMaxibillion]

This makes me want to throw my ironic blackberry across the room.

[c20mex]

@JohnMaxibillion Oh Cracked, you never dissapoint...

[Bloodyfists777]

@JohnMaxibillion I guess we´ll be fire-fucking with the table after that, Fruity Loops?

[Greensurfery]

@JohnMaxibillion is that good or bad?

[lilORANG]

The title already gives away how it ends. No point in watching this.

[kopk888]

just gonna watch the hobbit instead

[Racecarlock]

If nothing else, it looks like a well made hollywood cash in. Trust me, that's preferable to some other shit that I've heard of.

[Mrshappyhippo75]

He sure has a funny looking face.

[ikahn17]

I just hope this will be as good as the Red Riding Hood Remake. That thing was fucking SEXY.

[MattKestrel]

Fi, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a Hollywood cash-in. :p

[jaden11231]

@MattKestrel this my friend is the sad truth

[blizrfiz]

Jack and the beanstalk never looked so epic.

[CptJackLoder]

So wait is this Jack the Giant killer or Jack and the Beanstalk

because they are two very different stories with very different Jacks

[sanktmikael]

@CptJackLoder Well, the name of the movie is Jack the Giant Killer... sooo...

[hahaha4556]

@CptJackLoder It seems to me that they tried to revamp the story of Jack and the Beanstalk by making him fight giants, named it Jack the Giant Killer on a whim, and accidentally combined two stories. I haven't read Jack the Giant Killer, so I'm not sure if there's a beanstalk in that one as well.

[stormyquin]

I didn't believe this actually existed until Cracked told me so. :(

[qubemaster]

Fuck everything about this

[extereo]

WHY! Why can't they just come up with a story themselves! This... What is this?

[phorushacos]

I'll spoil the ending for you.

Dovahkiin shows up and Fus-ro-dah's the fuckers off of the beanstalk.

It might not be the actul ending, but it fucking should be.

[saiyaman87]

damnit hollywood....we need to talk...nonono put the cocaine away!

[nicksterminator6]

Fuck. Me. I don't know which would kill me faster: jumping in front of a train or actually watching this turd

[brucewayne79]

Hopefully this is better than Red Riding Hood. God that movie sucked.

[ThisisJamesman]

hollywood fairy tales suck

[starwarsnerd100]

there's more than one giant, you can see it in the background at 1:15 ish

[PeachieCakes]

someone hasn't been eating their sweetcorn

[VIEW8472]

I can't wait for the" three little pigs and the big bad wolf? movie.

[tubeplunger]

Why didnt they name it Jack & The Beanstalk?

[CptJackLoder]

@tubeplunger i agree jack the giant killer is a very different story and is much better

[LuckyAthedia]

@tubeplunger Jack the Giant Killer was one off the common names for the story originally. In the original stories he killed more than the giant in the sky.

[tubeplunger]

@LuckyAthedia Jack the Giant killer is corny...

[Superumouyun]

@tubeplunger Actually, they should have. The original story with this title had no beanstalk and was about a boy that lied about killing a giant, eventually having to back up his talk.

[ZenPunk]

@tubeplunger Cuz' this ain't yer daddy's fairytale! (it's your retarded cousin's)

[theAndrewkin]

@tubeplunger Because this is based on the story called "Jack the Giant Killer." Google it and you will find the wiki entry for it.

[alabalacr2]

@tubeplunger some people i know call it jack the giant killer -,-

[tubeplunger]

@alabalacr2 You mean AFTER they saw this trailer?

[giedrius3]

@tubeplunger because Jack kills giants

[tubeplunger]

@giedrius3 You are missing the point.

[loglog7]

@tubeplunger because it isn't the same story, it's been Americanzed

[SalvableRuin]

@tubeplunger Because that name isn't very exciting, and doesn't add anything fresh. And they wanted the title to sound more "epic" or "baddass."

[tubeplunger]

@SalvableRuin Its like calling the movie "Red Riding Hood" "The girl and the wolf: THE RETURN."

[SalvableRuin]

@tubeplunger No, because this isn't supposed to be a sequel. All they did was give the old story a new coat of paint and a new name. That's not a big deal, or even a problem. You can call it "Red Riding Hood," "The Girl and the Wolf," or "Skipping to Grandmother's Cottage Was the Worst Mistake of My life." The title isn't that important.

[dkgs97]

I saw the trailer in the theater, and I shat brix all ver the seat.

[demunfone]

Skyrim: the Legend of the Nords.

[PoisenedBlade]

are you fucking serious their this out of ideas

[listenheredc]

@PoisenedBlade you mean 'they're'

[PoisenedBlade]

@listenheredc holy shit sorry i hope you could understand

[stewysmoker]

from skins to movies nice 1 jack the giant killer

[AmberLynn86314]

wow the jolly green giant isnt so jolly anymore o.o

[pokesfan92]

if the giant is anything like you find in Skyrim, that dude is screwed.

[budblud]

anyone else notice that Jack is Beast from X-men First Class?

[firefoxrainbow]

I saw this movie.... King Kong

[ProfessorRJLupin]

This just isn't fair! They release such an awesome trailer, and I have to wait until after the apocalypse to see this? Warner Brothers, think of all the poor kids that just want to see Jack kill some giants and now we can't, because we'll all be wiped off the face of the earth! I really wanted to see this movie!

[opencurtin]

When I was a kid it was "Jack and the beanstalk" is it a different story or just an alternative spin put on it? Of course there is a movie of the same name from 1962 with stop action done by the legendary Ray Harrhausen which is still fun to watch .

[TheOlivesAreGreen]

@opencurtin It's a different story, longer and involving no magic beans. Instead, Jack goes around like rescuing princesses, which is something he doesn't do in the beanstalk story. It looks like they're doing kind of a mashup thing here. You should read the original story; it's a delightful tale, characterized by gratuitous violence and gore. :P

[Electrikick]

Be careful Jack

Don't feed them after midnight

[musaiz333]

1:18 The first time a giant has ever run in normal speed for its size, unlike every other movie or game where the giants are running in slow motion

[michael16049]

yay i'm going to take my children to see this!!!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ♥

[Antlaw09]

They Push This Movie Back 2 March 2013. Thats Bullshit 

[anahit4ka]

NICHOLAS HOULT???? wow..... i love it already!

[vampyrashu]

i like the puss in boots version of jack.

[VampireNighthawk2011]

The giants DO resemble the ones from Skyrim.



[anderssteffen]

If you can't make it good, make it in 3D.

[kquindt]

Horrible title choice I got excited for a remake of an old classic not a stupid Jack and the Beanstalk movie..., the original Jack the Giant Killer is a classic...

[Ukuleleboy100]

Just like to point out that a hell of a lot of this film was filmed in a cathedral literally 2 minutes away from my house, in fact, i can see it right now from where i'm sitting!

[DjNicksy85]

I knew it was going to be in 3D before the trailer even ended! lol