Angry Review! G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra

[woodlefoof2]

my advertisement was 2 hours 31 minutes.... 2 HOURS!! HOUUURRRSSSS!!!!!!

[Niehsoul]

they fix it in the next movie CobraCommander check the trailer

[Enaktsmonolog]

Barrels are evil!

...Pewdiepie...

[ThatGuyThatGames24]

Lol at smile after saying gameplay types

[jamesvolunteer]

I keep getting this bloody ad with Bar Rafaeli. She has a clicky voice that sounds like she has a mouthful of peanut butter when she talks. Makes me want to burn my ears.

[ak47assassin20]

I'm G.I jose lol

[tricknick9211]

that song is cheezy as fuck!

[mivseogkim]

WTF Joe do you play on PS3???

[jonathansonn]

@mivseogkim problem?

[VEZOK54]

whats the code for the naked women? :P

[behawiorystka98]

coobra! lalalala:D

[Deathfromtheright]

COOOOOOBRAAAAA!!

[TheDarkNeonHero]

AN-GRY JOOOOEEEE!!

[teigenmanz]

Hooooly shit, joe has come a long way since this!

[mahad117579]

does joe have a ps3

[Wildmike95]

@mahad117579 No

[mahad117579]

yes barrels are evil

[Krow83]

Love 2:10 lmfao

[tukaibilam]

go and see a shrink joe!

[DeathPandaDanceParty]

Although to be fair Joe probably got rid of the game as soon as he could after playing it but needed something for the video and must have borrowed it...he must have!

[DeathPandaDanceParty]

subliminal message against the PS3 at the end?

[darkplayer478797]

no the worst game is .......SONIC RIDERS O_O RUN FOR YOUR LIFES

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@darkplayer478797 Uh the ORIGINAL Sonic Riders was decent. it's Sonic FREE Riders you're talking about....dumbass....and another thing. That's not the worse game. MINDJACK is!

[dantediss1]

Why did they change the lyrics from , cobra and destro, to cobra the enemy ??

[disturbederik]

they should make a first person shooter gi joe game,that would kick ass!

[xomanowar42]

what song is right before the gijoe theme?

[swm9475]

the g.i joe theme song easly gets stuck in my head

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

I have some of those figures there awesome

[fareedbakhit]

please!!

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!

i'm doing a favor here as well.

[sonofdark18]

GO JOE

[TheAndrewmcdizzle]

Getting sick and fucking tired of this, POST THE FULL VIDEO!!!!!

[evok0999]

@TheAndrewmcdizzle he cant youtube blocked it

[menawi1]

why did joe had the GAME on ps3

strange or OBVIOUS

[BeerTimeGaming]

Doing, Joe...doing is the other half of the battle. As in, now you know, so go do it numb nuts!

[267asdf]

angry joe you join the angry video game nerd thumbs up so joe can see this

[burritodude1]

I got this game on the Wii and only played it 3 or 4 times. I beat every level and don't know how to get more currency to buy more characters. and there are checkpoints, there just to far apart because there are just so many damn enemies. this game is only hard because of enemy overload.

[DeadIslandTrailers]

i have those action figures. pretty cool but very limited articulation

[CoolVids19]

i didnt buy it, i rented it :D

[TheAdobe511]

@CoolVids19 good choice

[chilliningamestop]

cobra had me at naked women thatll have sex with you =)

[BigJugs111]

I knew Joe's name fitted somewhere. xD

[skeletonking1234]

i love this movie

[1bigbottom]

BUY MOI GAYME

BUY MOI GAYME

[202MegaHomer202]

is this where corporate commander came from?

[shootfirsttalklater4]

@202MegaHomer202 correct...but the original version....the one in the intro not from the new movie

[BlooDragon009]

@202MegaHomer202 COBRA Commander.

[citiboy150]

ive got a uestion which one sucks more a movie based on a video game or a video game based on a movie

[123armyoftwo]

I played the game but i didnt get sex with naked women COBRA LIED to me

[123armyoftwo]

intro is HILARIOUS

[sillygoose544]

I wish, with all my balls, that they made the game based on the original cartoon.

[Djstudiosgold]

@sillygoose544 Just what I was thinking. It'd make a great beat em up

[Shadowlit001]

@sillygoose544

There are two GI Joe games based off the original cartoon on the NES.

[PillsHere83]

Lol I used to watch that

[santanero10]

a lot of people say peter jacksons king kong the videogame is the best movie based

game there is.

[TrippyTheShroom]

@santanero10 Honestly the King Kong game by Peter Jackson is SERIOUSLY one of the best game based games ever...I had more fun on it than most games for the ps2.

But...generally the Star Wars games and Lord Of The Rings games are pretty good. I loved Star Wars Battlefield and basically any LOTR game.

[asaadalshahin1]

U COULD DO DAT?

[pokefan68]

Here are the statistics of the battle as i've heard from someone else: 50% knowing, 25% blue lasers, 25% red lasers

[Martmeisterpaladin]

@pokefan68 I always thought the other 50% was acting upon that knowledge.

[pokefan68]

@Martmeisterpaladin Well if you want to look at it in a strategic way that is true. but if you look upon it in a comedic way than it is how i stated

[LegoLego4]

I'm playing this game while watching the review... wait am I being mind controlled?

[TheLOLzilla]

Terminator Salvation Green Packaging Fail. It ınterfered with green screen lol.

[santanero10]

spiderman 2 and 1 were good movie based games

[garuda2shamrock]

i love that the green on the game case tries to change with the green screen

[newlyn123]

YES JOE's MUST STICK TOGETHER!

[TheMcfw]

What the hell does diesel parfume have to do with angry joe!?

[HeyMan674]

its crunch berry comander!

[gameglitcher7]

the gamw of this movie is absoulute fucking shit taking a shit on diarhea

[Algernonab]

@gameglitcher7 You sound like the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[Davethe3rd]

Is this the first appearance of Corporate Commander?

[h0miejsizzle]

This movie was good and awesome, they just finished filming the second movie!

[ngilford1]

the movie was probably comedy of the year

[rockerMan0987]

movie and game were bullcrap!

[TheBlazingkidtes]

you can do that joe must have seen the movie lol

[broly1017]

did he say sex????? im in lol

[SuperTX1000]

loool joes face at 03:45

[imxformed]

i seen the g.i. joe movie and it was awful

[Dlr64]

Barrels are evil all the way back in 1985 with the original Donkey Kong game

[enz1907]

i like terminator salvation

[tonysixwing]

i dont even need military might to take over the world ill just out smart the idiotic polititions

[Paperclown]

wow.  I almost bought this game too. Now I know ! Thanks Angry Joe !

[pontin2112]

Action Man for the win

[17thSHIT]

All hail the evil barrels!

[quenelledor]

great laughs as usual ^^

[TheGamerThatDances]

I know Joe does reviews for Xbox, but I would love to see Joe review Last Rebellion on ps3

It seems no one has the balls to give that game the beating it deserves.

[LegoLego4]

I agree the game does SUCK! But the gameplay and storline is pretty good. BUT COBRA IS TRYING TO WASH OUR BRAINS AND CONTROL OUR MINDS!!!!!!!!

[Wildcat425B]

The poses at the beginning were great.

[JokerOnFriday]

COBRALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

[nagaking07]

Angry Joe= an immortal hero

[ShadowMandi]

OH MY GOD THATS THE WORST FUCKING GAME I EVER PLAYED IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!! i lend it from a friend in holidays i put the disc in my xbox and i start the game and played not even 2 MINUTES!! and stopped!

[ImYourWingMan]

i liked this game :/

[inperatieloos]

lol tank is humping the other guy at the end XD

[143rdShadowARCunit]

Hahahhaahahaaaa Dolls .__.

[Ven0m1985]

Yeah get angry that's what we like.

[anubus316]

wait wait wait, on a scale of 1 to 10 what kind of women we talking here?

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

PorkChop's Sandwich!

[Hunt77]

Wow, what a terribly theme song lol. The Angry Joe theme song is great in comparison.

[MrMediocreGamer]

Do you like G.I Joe because it has Joe in the title?

Great review.

[MadmanJoE100]

Yep us Joes do

[Vasun05]

finally i found someone who uses the Resolute clip, very good movie despite it being short and lack of continuation

[sirshmooppy]

u should review league of legends

[MPT1983]

I hate all those fucken Glee and camp rock ads that play before every episode!!!!!!

[greshxxxx]

Angry Joe is so powerful he can beat the shit out of GIJOE

[liljudge89am]

woohoo go action figures

[seanMmaguire1]

Im not a GI joe fan but I will say this

GI Joe the Rise of Cobre was BETTER than Transformers revenge of the fallen.

I like the fact that the Joes are multi-nationals rather than all Americans this makes it appeal to a wider audience than before.

there is still things I can nit pick but I tend to overlook them.

[supadude626]

you can do that?

[A7XGroupie767]

NIce Gangsta sulute. X)

[theSEVENFOLDisLIFE]

The movie was SOOO terrible, so I'm not playing the game. Thanks anyways Joe

[Jokester6293]

Victory for COBRA! Cobra commander will rule the world...HE WILL!

[XJVHS]

I laughed my ass off when I heard "because barrels are evil!" I laughed so hard that I almost laughed myself to death! I...I really don't know why. It's funny gag!

[IAmSamThatIAM]

I'm glad I'm at home right now, because I have a serious cae of the runs!

[Easyflux]

Know why it reminds you of T.Salv.? Cause it's a friggin movie game!! Name one comic book/cartoon/movie game that doesn't have shitloads of flaws :P

[Rorschach1212]

G.I joe was orignally about Angry Joe and his friends destroying terrorists on the weekends with super sexy thunder powers. But it was later canned because it was to awesome and would burn the eyes out of the children who watched it. The more light hearted. non sexy thunder power version arose. And instead of osama bin laden as the main villian. it was Cobra commander.

[xXAznxMgxXx]

LOL!! COBRA lalalalalallaalall!!

[SollyM42]

u review 360 games and at the last its a ps3 game

[bAnGeDcLiEnT1]

wow the cartoon looked like a pile of donkey cum

[mastershinobikakashi]

angry joeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[redwallfan123]

1:58 to 2:18 hahahahahaha (ow)

[UACmarine2O8]

Angry G.I Joe!

[wiecek13]

to bad the movie sucked and i loved gi joe when i was a kid.

[SammEater]

Games based on a movie are so bad :D

[mytruepower2]

@SammEater

Tell me about it. I think the only one that was ever good enough was Spider-man 2.

[AnotherMarioFan]

@SammEater At least we have Goldeneye =D

[paleface171]

@SammEater Well there was one game based off a movie that is good, the Warriors on ps2, xbox, and psp.

[SammEater]

@paleface171

Yeah, I know I can't stop playing on multiplayer, everything in The Warriors game is awesome, my favorite character is Warlord. :D

Okay, so games based on movies are only good when the movie is more than 20 years old like The Godfather and Scarface games. :P

[bh5496]

@SammEater not all the time. for example, games based on Star wars and lotr are generally pretty good

[Ottoguitar51]

@bh5496 old star wars games were badass now hey keep shoving this lego shit down our throats. we want fucking battlefront 3 or the next game in the jedi outcast series. not gay ass kiddie lego shit. and lotr games are usually good

[bh5496]

@Ottoguitar51 yeah i really wish they'd make a battlefront 3, but i guess Lucas is too busy with the Clone Wars series on CN.

[SammEater]

@bh5496

But that's because they are not exactly the game of the movie but are based on the universe of the movie (the Episode III game kinda sucks, but Battlefront, Unleashed and KotOR are really awesome).

[mighty3alloa]

@SammEater what about golden eye 007

[SammEater]

@mighty3alloa

GoldenEye is an awesome game, but what other game of the movie is so awesome as this one (maybe The Warriors and Scarface, but only because the movies are old so they didn't need to launch the game as fast as they can)?

[lesleyhenriquez]

@SammEater Most, but not all.

[Darius135gease]

@SammEater Hey man, X-Men Origins Wolverine was alright. :D

[AsashiSakai]

The "Now i know" thingy wasn´t from transformers? hehe anyways Joe, you+re a funny guy

[215jmo]

What was that anime clip at 3:41?

[blizzardqc]

@215jmo G.I.Joe Resolut : Awesome movie! Much more like the old comic book than the cartoon. Some characters die in it.

[Feijoada1]

wow great reviews should get more hits

[JocaBrate94]

hahahahhaha the beggining

[coolox6]

u r a funny guy

[JackbassProductions]

CAUSE BARRELS ARE EVIL!

[stnick72]

@JackbassProductions i said tht to my friend randomly and he cracked up XD

[CmlDexter]

Good review angry joe. Now you need to make a review about the movie which also sucks badly

[Karskin009]

hahaha looks like the cobra commander never knew the golden rule i guess :D

[kelvinrezzy]

WO JOE wats with the ps3 case

xbox 360 ftw!!

[Bloodpelt]

The Playstation 3 has plenty of potential Mr.Rezzy.

[bumblebee561]

stop video at 3:45 for a good laugh, "barrels are evil!!!!!"

[thawalkingdead]

"They do like to know things" lol

[xarcade360]

G.I.Joke

[acidglow]

02:10 a game that lacked effort.. Terminator Salvation! lol. Yea, both these games suck ass. Weak shit.

[expertguitarist5060]

"YOU COULD DO THAT?!?!?" lol

[cb25cb]

this guys a fagget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!1

[longtran927]

Maybe the price of the game will drop like a bunch of those clunkers at Gamestop. Then I may *consider* it. XD

[AngryAuzzieShow]

haha good one. i head this game was bad. check out my channel for other video game reviews if your interested! Im trying to be like angry Joe and the AVGN. CHECK IT OUT!!

[thegunisinmyhand]

joe seems kinda tired in this video and really calm he must have played that boring ass game

[rosshildick]

oh dear - joe's going down hill.... drop the silly cartoons dude. not good.

[xXLibertyPrimeXx]

Stfu faggot

[GizmoNueXephon]

this is the history of all video game movie tie ins...u will never get a good movie based on a video game and vice versa.

[wedgemike]

Nice ending

BOOM!!! 10:10

[remix720]

GI JOE was alright but it had the lamest ending seriously...I'm talking about the movie LOLz

Terminator could've been a good game if it had Online...

LOL your so hilarious ahahahah love the animation

Wow Action Figures...

[freaknr1]

Awesome review Joe.:D I love the "boxes are EVIL!" part and grown men playing with action-figures never gets old.:-)

Thank you for stopping Cobra Commanders evil sceme. And your right, his new design is silly. They could at least make him look like the old commander.

[LeoF3500K]

you you will have sex with women that are NAKED i promise!

[darakong]

It's sad, like the movie, the game SUCKS!!!

[tinmaptd]

the movie does not suck. IS entertaining as hell

people like you take thing too serious, and what do you get ?you loose the whole meaning of it, fun, action, explosion, and funny/retarded/overdramtic dialog

[gamertrio]

@tinmaptd lol are u seriosly defending that piece of shit? it is GARBAGE, its like the new transformers movies

[tinmaptd]

dude ,you take thing too serious

i found this one more entertaining than Avatar

[gamertrio]

@tinmaptd ah well i guess every has their opinion, even though i still dont like the movie at all

[420jdb]

joe is right about the game being extremely shitty, my dipshit brothers bought the game within the 1st week it came out and i played it once and was extremely disappointed with what i was seeing and playing, but with the ps3 version of the game you can't unlock cobra characters. you unlock other g.i joe characters in their original attire from the cartoon.

but overall, the game is fucking junk!

[weemadjake]

joe why the fuck do you have a ps3 version? :/

[1stealther]

I would say because ps3 is better but then i would start the biggest fanboy war ever.......

The movie is the best movie i seen in years so.........why...