Shit Nonnas Say

[lupagirl07]

seriously reminds me of my nonna. one day we were driving around the country side, and she flipped because a black cat crossed the road. she pulled over to the side of the road yelling "porco puttana stronzo del'ostrica" and refused to move until another car drove by so she didn't get any bad luck. god love her X)

[ny4lyfe89]

This video is pretty much the story of my life!!!!! so many memories go though my head as i watch this video!! METTE LA GIACCA FA FREDDO!!!!!!!

[JustDance155]

I LOVE NONNA MARIA!! :)

[ItalianDude13]

2:18 Holy fuck, I never laughed that hard in my life

[LifyhazeLC]

My Jewish grandma is like that ><

[JPrimo123]

my nonna was like this great italian nonna :).

[ItalianMomInFL]

Hilarious!!! This is my family to a tee!! LOL!!

[MusicMakeupMore]

hahahahhaha nonnaaa<333

[TheEyecandy111]

she's just like my nonna

[myMovieCreation]

"Ma vattenne!" "Vol lo tosto"? "Gesu, Gesu, prendame".... This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!! Thanks! Gianni

[xXcartooncrazXx]

‎"where the fuck is the toast?"

*pop*

"ahhh!!" xD

[IanniTJ]

Ma, shut up! Ma I don't believe your stupid face!

[IanniTJ]

Non, je me parle pas français!

[marc02116]

:15 is my favorite "METTA LA GIACCA!!!" thats my grandma

[Greencloud8]

yes shes the commander

[Blasianite4]

It's funny because it's true. No... it's hilarious because it's true!

[Daniellepzzn101]

1:50 is the best XD

[angrybirds323]

thumbs up if you saw a tostitos bag at the end

[itlpr10]

its like watching my mom.. omg i prob watch this on a daily basis

[squatro4]

Did you family originate from the abruzzez region?

[Ggirl2356]

This video is my aunt and my grandmother

[ToniVoiceOver]

I love it,oh i miss my grandmother.

[XXXPORTYXXX]

lololololololololololololololo­ooololooolloololoolol

[lilbebegirlxx]

omg this is so fucken funny

[Gamerz360NosCope]

this is hilarios

[pierina72]

Davie, vieni e guarda i yabba dabba do! Lol

Classically hilarious!!!

[Blueman2805]

"I saw Giovanna today."

"Giovanna's dead."

[chikmaginet95]

"It was the ducks"

[theaca18]

Y u stalkin my nonna?!?!

[sassylass22]

Gesu prende, prende me!

[myepicface]

me patica

[CinnamonGrrl]

oh man, my gram always makes me toast.

[MrDean2448]

Luigi da phone lol more videos of Nonna Maria

[TEDDIESandANGEL]

Awwww!! Add sub titles... I speak english! But i still laughed cuz this is brilliant!

[vvsaysso]

omg my nonna says the same thing caio

[cervasioj]

Hahaha you forgot va 'a lavarti le mani

[ToShiny4]

Thia was hilarious, especially when she yelled ionto the phone to Teresa, so true

[TheGamer1071]

@Mimoucheeful

me toooooooooooooooooooo

[SamRulesProductions]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[lucasmj2004]

you guys are awesome!!!! Ahahahahahah

This is a masterpiece for all the Italians around the world!!!!

Doesn't matter the dialect...... because our Nonnas are all pretty mutch the same!!!!

[Mimoucheeful]

This is my nonna SO MUCH.

[eyegazer]

hahaha she's not yelling, she's italian, that's how we talk. proud to be calabrese =)

[illuminati45]

i was waiting for "METTE I PANDOFOLI!!!" before i even watched the video...classic

st-leo nonnas represent

[onlymanuella]

Troppo troppo simpatici....

[bpandthefu]

Hilarious

[TenTonTommy777]

reminded me also of the pugliese dialect..this was hilarious i definitely saw my late nonna in those expression..miss her so much.

thx awesome impression

[adamsgirlfriend1]

I love it! My grandmother didn't yell that much, but boy -- it was always a mix of Italian and English (mostly Italian!). I can hear her now. I miss her.

[SweetCupcake010]

Ahaaa This is exactlly how myy nonna is like :) Hee hee ..Proud to be Italian

[123htraveler]

Now I won't be able to keep a straight face around my "Nonna Maria" relatives. :D

XOXOXO Nonna Maria <3

[sassylass22]

You forgot to add in... MARRRIA! lmao

[toffychoc]

this is exactly what my nonna is like <3

[bfronsaglia]

i cant stop laughing! too close for comfort!

[shrinkd16]

Love it!!! The screaming is spot-on, thanks for the memories! 

[eteutonico]

Hysterical. No, lascia le scarpe! Best part!! No je ne parl france' bahahhahahahahaha. Im dying.

[MissLittleItalia]

That's definitely my nonna right there,

"mangia mangia"

"I'm not hungry"

"MANGIA" lol

Loved when the toast popped up!! XD

Is that calabrese (for the win :D) or Sicilian??

[CptMunson15]

I'm 100% Italian - Neapolitan to be exact . Very funny video with what seems to be a Calabrese or Sicilian accent . What would help this video be even funnier is to pipe down the " Nonna's " high pitched and sometimes annoying volume . Good job though :)

[djcesare]

$1000 bucks the guys who made this are either from Toronto or Montreal.. Guaranteed!!

[TheMisterXGames]

Alemo è meglio di nonno giò nonna maria sei diventata la mia idola <3 <3 <3 <3

[thisisisabella]

i miss my nonna

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[MDiGIaC]

flashbacks to my nonna here, great work :D

[GellBells]

my mother and i both had tears running down our faces from laughing so hard. this is amazing! thank you for this!

[boosheboo11]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! So on target!!:) having someone that can relate to what i grew up in!! priceless!

[GaryFrat317]

good work! where's your family from???

[dmelfi9985]

This is priceless, my nonna thought it was hilarious.

[mikietonon]

brings back memories Nonna: Eat that shit! Me: No! Nonna: CAZZO EAT DA MEAT MA FUGULO! Me: *Crys*

[iLuvAjMwah]

i hate having food forced down my throat... and of course i have to be italian...

-MANGIA!!

- NO I'LL EAT WHEN I WANT!!

[rep4ch]

very accurate!!!!!!!!!!! thx 4 the laugh :)

[hoospoodles]

i am still laughing its so true

[djcesare]

Voi nu poco di toasht?? AHH!!!

[LilNemoFish]

Legit my nonna right here! Excellent Work!!!

[iknowyalikemastyle11]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[VDolz]

It's insane how accurate this is! Hahahaha this was literally my life every day growing up...love it!

[PhysiqueQuantique]

"Yea Davie she no' home right now"

PERFECT

[CassieDeL]

This is EXACTLY like my Nonna <3 TELEPHONO omg :')

[87Xaver]

put on RAI...ahahahahaa

[qwertyvamp1029]

Loooool, I'm italian, and I showed this to my dad. He translated everything she sed, cuz that's exactly what my nonna ses to him all the time

[Lisadp1]

Omg! This is my Nonna, and my Zia's!! Lol guy below me is right just needs the wooden spoon! I've watched it five times I can't wait to show it to my Nonna after Sunday dinner!! Awesome!!

[Colpire7]

Spot on! Specially the Farting hahahah! Just need the wooden spoon.

Riposi in pace Nonna! <3

[TheCalamita68]

I do not think i have ever laughed soooo hard in my entire laugh!!! and the fact i grew up in a household speaking the same dialect just makes it that more funny! thanks for the laugh!

[chacolla2]

This is a perfect combination of my Nonna Egidia and my Nonna Maria (yes, my parental grandmother was named Nonna Maria, just like the video...)

[smileforever88]

OMG exactly like my nonna <333 hahhhahahaha

[rap4ssassin]

16 seconds in is fuckin hilarious

[kendi819]

hehehhhe



[kendi819]

I dont belive in your stuipd face

[gabriellacraft]

cryed with laughter, exactly how my nonna sounds!

[nippleopolas1]

exactly!! my nonna to a T

[DANTEANATOR]

sooo true

[blablablabla1747]

viva gli napoletani!!!! napoli per sempre !!!!!

[mrbpis]

ce stann i papere! lol

[camm155]

Telefono

[StefaniaBozzo]

I could understand all of this stuff because my nonna asways says that to me. Every time i wacth this i always LMAO :)))

[StefaniaBozzo]

I was LMAO while wacthing this just like my Nonna :)

[moochy72]

Fn pissed myself laughing mate, frikken funny oh dio mio..... my old man still acts like this now...lol

[Juiz1991]

Eh concett come stai. `

[isupplyu]

Yes.. fond memories of being aggressively told to eat.

[jdesanctis]

amazing... 

[esptv]

Best videos on Youtube. OMG. I grew up hearing this every day - and I love it. What a treasure. Thanks.

[J44x]

Like this if you understood every word because you turned Subtitles on.

[mc13sniper]

"ahh shad up, i no believe your-a stupid face!"

[amenegypt]

This is probably my 50th time viewing, I wet my pants, I noticed you used the rubber band to Broccoli Rabbi to hold the phone in her hand, OMG way too funny!

[MsMichelle026]

my nonna says some of these things

[nikkij021]

jeeesu prendi prendi me prendi me adesso jesu

[Nikkinuk18]

2:48 died!!!

[glozell6]

I don't understand a thing

[yoyopie102]

haha "shut up. i no believe your stupid face!"

[misia808]

:20 - :26. pissing myself.

[iPod465]

this is greaaat!

[thaislizarra]

This Nonna is from Napoli--chahaha!

hai capit...stronzzzz!

[tmaria123]

@thaislizarra was wondering what dialect this was! it was between napolitan and sicilian... hahaha

[TheSuperMayMay2]

@tmaria123 I think it's sicilian, but my mom is from Andretta, so she talks just like the nonna lol

[TheSimoTem]

i'm italian and this is very funny!

[bomberman4046]

aha spettacolare :D

[peachesmontana]

omg when she says she saw Concetta and Giovanni. thats like my nonna. i love nonna maria. she's my new favorite.

[EPrimeRulezTheNation]

I showed my Nonna this, and me and her laughed like crazy.

[ilovebeatles20101]

i didn't understand more than 8 words and i still cried of laughter

[Phantommy91]

ROTFL. Magnifico.

[Nanobagongo1]

I'm italian and i didn't get nothing about what she said.

[XxNaPoLi57xX]

questo è tropo forte !! encora piu

[AcousticClint]

All I understood was "television" LOL

[JG40061]

Perfect! They're all from the same 'Nonna' school- when they get old they act exactly like that!

[ChloeicecreaMaree]

@PanziAss Yes I do.

[DiPasquale1995]

My nonna's name is Maria and she's just like this.

[awesomeguy2009]

@DiPasquale1995 Same with me!

[TheMonsterBran]

This is just like my grandma so funny

[13bubblegums]

OMG this is so true Italian Nonno's and Nonna's are so like Nonna Maria

[eclare4ver]

Oh nonna...

[butterofthefly1]

Lol

[butterofthefly1]

Lol

[angrybirds323]

LOL at 1:49 and 2:32

[FricAssss]

mannaggia la zozza balorda!! ahahahah xD

[EnlightenedOneThe]

wtf you been spying on my nonna 

[Bond007x]

Jesus, prende me, prende me adesso Jesus! LOL (Sorry for bad Italian spelling.) 

[chicago0044]

Ah Madone!  Bellisimo!

[roLL2171]

Napule!!



[abbeylover9]

lol i love pie!!!!!

[xXcartooncrazXx]

where the fuck is the toast? *pop* AHH! xD

[skorpionkingdj]

MANGIA MANGIA ---- OMG trying to type with tears of laughter in my eyes  ahhh the memories of my dear sainted Nonna came roaring back My wife thought it was annoying ( whadda expect from a non italian) Gotta agree though you Gotta have Nonna and the wooden spoon.......

[WingzWorldVideos]

OH man, when i was a kid my nonna used to say yabadabadoo exactly like that when id go to her house after shcool. Too funny.

[xxxSparkleLuverxxx]

1:16 - 1:18......the funniest! omg, and the best thing is, you can understand even if your not italian!

[whitebread123654789]

hahahaha this is actually so funny. My nona says 3/4 of the stuff said in this video. Im tearing right now!

[SaintTone]

you nailed it!!!!

[EthanCole15]

Damn,now I miss my nonna hahaha

[Thegjdefence]

He nailed everything except the part where she says "oh no donta you worry i broughta my slippers"

[Nick3889]

Oh how damn true this is

[OllieRawrrr]

Story of my fucking life.

[bobcat1deer2cat3]

so funny my family is from this part of italy.

[Prettylittleliars951]

This is hilarious. 

[Wonka275]

Like this if you understood every single word.

[toraparatica]

You should do a video on "Shit Nonno's Say". May not be as funny but you could give it a try, they make some funny remarks!! Good video though!!!!

[TheTaiga123]

I love how nonna says " je ne pas parle francais!!" XD

[TheVeneziaNicoletta]

Nonnnnaaa! Ahahah bellissima

[dparra119911]

freakin southerners lol they crack me up. i napolitani e calabrese.

[gambini18]

levi le scarpe!! ma sei venuto dentro con le scarpe??!!!! NO, lasci le scarpe! la casa è sporca...hahahahaha

[DrAldobaglio]

0:33. EVERY 90 seconds that she's napping. Like a clock.

[jmiggles696]

hahaha 1:50 with the toast is da best

[patanello]

da italiano, questo video è GENIALE.

[mrossi991]

1:32

most common phrase

[88TheGmoney]

2:27 is literally the best thing i have ever seen. I am literally crying. JESUS TAKE ME

[jpd102679]

This was SO my nonna!!!!!!

[saintpeeter]

I'm sure all my fellow italians are rolling on the floor after watching this. Our nonnas don't realize how funny they are.

[lismis1213]

This is hilarious! I laughed so hard that I cried. I had to share it with my other Italian friends. This is just like NONNA!!!

[AnnamarialoveS]

This is my nonna .. too funny!

[MrOseetah]

:)

[manuuovoxo]

exactly like nonna

[TheNooblobster3]

anyoe else here from the usa but you call ur grandma nonna

[bigronirawdawg]

i donta beliva u shtupid face 1:16