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  • @DHelyify He's foreign obviously (his accent) so he knows the Pegi rating system not the ESRB that America uses. T over here is 16+ over there. M over here is 18+ Over there. E10 here is 12+ over there. Different rating system

  • I hav it got it recently never played it but since its a T game ur smokin crack if u thnk its 16+

  • I liked the game but using the right analog stick got me so frustrated... :/

  • This game was fucking great

  • it could have been more awesome if they made FF13's game-play similar to this...

  • THIS WAS AWESOME

  • Where I'm from 6/10 equates to shit.

  • the asbestos underpants of obediance ? 0.0 sounds dangerous

  • The respawn is actually 27 seconds, I think. Official Xbox magazine timed it.

  • UGH!!! SHUT UP! THIS GAME WAS FUCKIN EPIC (this is coming from a 13 y/o girl) AND I KNOW WHAT GOOD VIDEO GAMES LOOK LIKE...ps my martial arts teacher is the bald dude ^.^

  • This game was complete and total garbage.

  • @chargillernoob indeed. Sucks ass

  • This dude cant play for shit if you actualy know how to play game its 10/10..

  • @goblex2 stop being a faggot nigger jew

  • 6/10? I bought this game a few months ago, it's barely worth a 4!

    Zero Punctuation's review was more accurate.

  • Wow this sounds like a shitty fucking game... I must review it lol

  • how can u give a terrible game like this 6/10? :S u hit ur head?

  • This game is fucking awful.

  • Lol the iron fist of striking or "The Asbestos Underpants of Obediance!!"

  • good game thats why i can play it like a god damn fuckin pro!

  • I actually enjoyed it, I think they shot themselves in the foot with the respawn system though.

    Great idea though, so kudos to them for going outside the box. If they could make the next one a little longer, i'd definately be buying it (once the price had come down a bit)

  • @B8rkley - there will not be a sequel to this game due to the poor return in sales (thanks to people who waited for the priced to come down) ;)

  • @TomHebbFreestyles Wasn't a sequel announced to be still planned not long ago? I'm sure I read that it was still in production.....

    And i'm glad I did wait, had I spent £40 on that i'd have been thoroughly pissed off. However, it's worth it for less.

  • i have never found a game that i cant find anything to like about it, then i played this. I hate this game o so so much it is horrible.

  • @ruairihair agreed

  • Now that you can get this game for less than 10 bucks I would definitely recommend it. It's not the greatest game out there (hence the $10 price on it) and has some problems, however, it is actually a pretty fun game. Play through with a friend and it makes it much more enjoyable. The things to point out that pissed me off are the camera angles and the aiming system. It can be a pain to target the enemy you want in large groups. Even with low ratings by everyone it's a cheap and fun game

  • TooHuman is possibly the worst game I've ever played, the camera problem alone is enough to make my throw my controller at the TV, but the fact that you literally cannot survive some groups of enemies and that you take 15 seconds to respawn and die again, just puts this game over the edge.

  • iron underwear of what what ineed that underwear!

  • It does deserve a pat on the back for trying a new idea in an idustry based on repeating itself, but there is a good resean no1 has ever tryed to do this gameplay b4... Because it's shit....

  • I thought this game was pretty good, you get to fuck up these monstrous cyborgs and customize your character and it had a story line. The gameplay was quite repetitive but they could of at least of made a polished sequel, what about lokee?

  • fuck this

  • This game is sooo awesome!!!

  • humns vs machins well for some reason it reminds me of terminator

  • This game is horrible.....

  • @kimbofan434 I totally agree its sooooo freaking repetative and way to long. Also remember when you die. The valykire takes her sweet little time.

  • this game sucks soo much

  • every time i see this game it make me want to play it but when i do i drop the controller and punch the tv.

  • @bestkoji yea vouch this lmao!!!! always like omg i wanna play..turn it on die then respawn like 4 times then like fuck this shit! i aint gonna play this if it dont make a damn difference if i die!!!!! they should give this diablo 2 game play in a way since it already has the d2 item system

  • This is a good game. ignore what others say

  • @sisudo21, No the game did not take ten years to make. The idea of Too Human and some of the concept was being worked on but not in full development.

    The game took 3-4 years to make. From 2005 to 2007-08.

    The Engine is a modified Unreal Engine. it is called the Silicon Knights Engine now. Unreal Engine Cannot Handle 75 enemies on screen, this is one of the problems they had early on with development.

    I'm guessing it will be the same engine but with added tools.

  • i heard this game took 10 years to make, is this true?

  • @sisudo21 eh, you could say that. Basically they started it ten years ago and it was announced and everything but then they kind of post-poned it and they didnt finish it up till recently. its not like they were developing it for the full 10 years.

  • the combat and the difficulty ruined it for me, it gets way to hard way to quickly

  • @XlangZ77 I 100% agree...fuck the stupid people who dont know how to upgrade their armor

  • it is a ausome game at first but after u hit lvl 50 it gets boring but bit takes u like 2 months to get there

  • @puppydrummerboy I think they had to make their own engine, cause they had problems with the Unreal Engine

  • did anyone play this cooperatively? cuz i did and i had so much fun i didnt need a story. i hope they make a sequel cuz although it failed, there is potential for them to learn from their mistakes

  • this game suuuucked! the fighting was terrrible, it was far to repetative, the camera sucked and dying meant waiting for the stupid angel/valkyrie flying as slow as possible before you respawn, with no skip feature... a mess of a game which could have been a cult classic :P id give it a 6/10 too

  • @RoryEastwayMMA but coop is insanely fun :)

  • this game sucks

  • i didn't enjoy this game that much :(

  • the game wasnt bad so to speal just a disappointment considering the time they spent on it, still really fun though

  • @sevenar7R I agree. The right analog stick is critical, or you would burn out your controller from endless button mashing.

  • wow listen to all the crybabies "OH NO i have to use a stick to kill my enemy this isnt like halo or gears of war anymore!" i honestly like the idea and i have no problem with the camera controll it takes skill and its not easy to get used tobut just because most people are used to working halo's camera around they cry when the controlls change on them.

  • @Hellfiremh I'm sorry that we want to kick ass and control the camera at the same time. And Halo and Gears are a different type of game.

  • If you fought with buttons instead of the retarded stick and they got rid of that fucking angel-thing (seriously, who ever thought that was a good idea deserves to burn in hell) whenever you died, this game would be somewhat playable.

  • @LunarOutcast013 Tell me how long your controller lasts after endless button mashing up to 50 enemies on screen. And the Valkyrie adds the Norse feel to the game and explains how you come back from the dead. And calling them fucking angle things is an insult to me as in this is my religion and those are my angles.

  • @A117masseffect Sorry dude, didn't mean to offend your religion. Are you sure the control stick is more durable than buttons?

  • @LunarOutcast013 The thumb sticks are designed to take the most punishment and have a more solid construction than the buttons. and just sliding it around is what the sticks are made for.

  • @A117masseffect Oh okay. Well thank you sir, you have opened my eyes. Again, sorry for the religion thing. Let's hope for an awesome sequel!

  • @LunarOutcast013 Hell yeah! and no prob, it is damn near a dead religion. Only a couple thousand of us left.

  • Basic summary of the Game: TERMINATOR CROSSED WITH MYTHOLOGY CROSSED WITH BAD CAMERA CROSSED WITH AWESOMENESS.

  • i love the game!

  • im sry bit ur voice is a tad annoying..

  • @sphe99 not nice sweetum

  • @suckaducks I agree with everything you said 100%

  • The Valkyrie animation is 25 seconds, not 15...

  • @sinclose678 felt sortuv like an hour

  • do you really mean that the analog stick is a good fighting option. since the beginning of fucking ninja gaiden on the NES the fighting has been with two buttons. one for light attack and one for heavy attack and then you mix the two into combos. doing this with a stick just isnt good and it doesnt feel right,,, at all. plus imagine how annoying it is not to be able to adjust the camera at all. it gets fucking annoying unless youre playing a 2d game.

  • @sadocka i agree the analog stick is not a good fighting option. the game was good dont get me wrong its the controls that sucked.

  • @shadow3245 unfortunately, this game was a good game. its just stupid that they had to mess up the controls and its a real shame too.

  • @shadow3245 I totally agree. It's a damn shame how much the controls draw away from how awesome the game is. There's just no satisfaction in hitting an enemy by just moving the stick towards it. Nothing like hitting a button :)

  • Continued -

    The death scene is the only reason to heal, but frankly that scene isn't much more tedious than the combat itself.

    The reason why professional reviews are next to worthless is not that this game got too low a mark, but too high.

  • The reason everyone uses X and Y for attacking is, believe it or not, because it works. Everyone is used to it, and it means that handing the camera to the player is much easier.

    Besides, the auto lock-on for ranged weapons is retarded; counting a giant monster capable of killing you in two hits to be just as important a target as, say, a passing butterfly. This is made worse by the fact that there is nothing you can do to change targets.

  • this is the Gof of War to 360...kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • yer it was ok for a couple of hours, then it just got annoying -_-

  • played and beat too human twice and I'll say this, it should have been scraped long ago. the game is not bad story wise, but it didn't wow me. the combat system is a nightmare, and whether or not you disagree the right analogue isn't meant for melee combat, using a button configuration would have been much more effective. many of the levels were repetitive with little story elements. you can say all you want about me hoping on the " fuck too human band wagon" but the truth is i have my reasons.

  • Everyone writes off the Bio Engineer - the healer - as being useless. In fact, it isn't. I recommend it to new players before the Champion even. Sure, you just respawn if you die, but that healing technique keeps you alive well enough to never get frustrated. I die once a level, if at all. It's also the only class that specializes in two handed weapons which, obviously, dish out the most damage.

  • ????I work at a videogame store and I've always seen this game and never paid ANY attention to it, up until now I thought that it was probably a first person shooter!

  • Pretty fair review. Worth a play-through for hack-n-slash enthusiasts, interesting plot and delivery, maybe a sequel could fix some critical flaws.

  • god. it coulda been a great game. but they made your view a fixed camera most of the time and ranged weapons were just pointless because it was impossible to aim. sold it within a couple of days of buying it.

  • i played it for like 10 min and then got bored

  • Could have been way better in all categories. The story line wasn't what you come to expect from SK, the same guys who came up with Eternal Darkness.

    I mean the npc interactions were very minimal. It was more action than RPG. In RPG's you're supposed to interact with most of the characters around you.

    And be able to meet interesting people in your adventuring, you don't need a hub for that.

    The combat system and camera also need a lot of work.

  • kiss my fucking ass this game is beast u fuckin panzee it does need some more work on the controls but dat dont mean it sould get a 6 out of five

  • its crap

  • @shadowkilla360 hey man should i get Too Human, Stanglehold, WET, Tekken 6, or Wheelman? Which one has better graphics and more hours of gameplay? Thanks.

  • 6 out of 5?

  • @Ostnizdasht206 Dude its 6 out of 10 not 5 !!!!!!!!!

  • I do love this game, but I think 6/10 is pretty fair. I think the story and the characters are what really draw me to the game, while the controls and the lack of size and variety in the world make me want to run and hide. It's a good thing Baldur is such a badass.

  • dark anti this game rocks so shut the FUG UP NOOB

  • These review are all way too short.

  • this game sucked

  • i love how this game follows Norse mythology so good. Is Too Human 2 coming out?

  • THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!!!!!

  • I'm a diablo 2 fanatic, so I thought this game would be a perfect fit (something to tide me over until D3) but the gameplay and level design were both so inexcusably boring... I had to return it

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  • TOO SUCK

  • YOU SUCK

  • if you like the wii it means: you like cartoon games with bad graphics and no hd and having motion controls to make them seem more 'interactive'

  • or it can mean other things, like:

    - you like one/some of the Wii exclusives like Zelda, Super Smash Bros, some Mario games etc.

    - you have a girlfriend who likes to play video games and she likes games that seem more 'interactive'

    - plenty of other reasons are possible too, of course.

    And please don't make the mistake of saying that games with bad graphics are themselves bad :P Graphics, yes, are important, but they're not the most important thing :P

  • yes graphics arnt everything but do make up for at least one fifth and most of the wii games make you use waggling...

  • I agree with you a little, what pisses me off with the Wii is that it's sold at the same price than HD consoles, but that's probably just due to a higher demand on them.

    Anyways, I'm glad you responded in a civilized manner, not like those fanboys out there. :P

    I completely understand why you wouldn't like the Wii. If it weren't for my GF and a couple games, I definitely wouldn't own it.

  • i am glad you see it my way...

  • hey dude does the Wii bring back the almost impossible challenge from older consoles like the NES or SEGA Genesis? cuz today's games are way too easy to beat single player wise anyway nd coop now that i think about it

  • this game fails epic

  • The unintended pun of this comment is fantastic.

  • this game would be awesome on the wii

  • I remember people saying that this game was gonna own the ps3... Sad to see a game like this fail though It had great potential

  • this game is EPIC I love it!!

  • is this for 360?

  • Well, you could've just watched the video until 16 seconds, and see the "Platform : Xbox 360" title, but maybe that's just me.

  • i saw that

  • No its not just u. There are a lot of ps3 fanboys like u out there.

  • Yes, exactly. There are a lot of PS3 fanboys, who don't even own a PS3, like me.

    Marvelous... -.-'

  • Yes, nice u can repeat what i just said.

  • Yes, and the fact that I own a 360, and not a PS3 means I'm a PS3 fanboy...

    You are amazing!

  • Thx dude. I mean...i am...amazing..i truly am...AND UR NOT! MUHAHAHA...

  • Yes, now be quiet, child!

  • zD}

    you don't find sense on that?

    are you stupid?

    (i don't think i have to point out that i was being sarcastic, but well, when you read me you can't actually hear my tone)

  • A FLOP

  • no blood D=<

  • well duh its robots u dick head

  • yea i no its robots but it wud still b beta if it had blood!u dip sht

  • yh but y wud robots have blood?

  • i hate this game because it could of been sooo good!! lots of things are wrong with it i sold my copy for 5 bucks and gave someone else my frustration

  • this game is too crap

  • this game is good, IDK why you "gamers" are saying that sucks..

  • This Game is FUCKING stupid. I actually invested 9 hours in this shit. Luckly i work at gamestop and isnt recommending this to anyone.

  • the most rubish game ive ever played! :/

  • wow just buy World of warcraft if you MMO or RPG

    only problem with that game if u go to other un-controlled teritory then high lvl people always kill you and camp you for hours

  • Lol, that's so not true. sure it happens now and then, but 2 claim it always happens. and even if it does, get your guild 2 help you, it's what there for.

  • it blows played for five minutes and i was about to shoot my 360

  • I actually really enjoyed this game. Just like any other loot grinding game, you cant go into it expecting the best in every aspect. Im a loot whore so the most important thing to me in these types of games is the loot. How good it looks and how it modifies your character are both of extremely high importance in these types of games to me. Sacred 2 is the same way. Better game, but without the loot, it would be shit.

  • Hahaha game is too short i comepleted it in like 16 hours xD

  • shit man 16 hours

  • the worst rpg i have played on the xbox 360 by far.

  • this took theme nerly 10 yeares to make

  • if they left the analog out of this and REALLY work on this game it would have been good i mean graphic i just cant look at it like looking at a naked old lady and the controls so one kill the guy who came up with that idea

  • too human, more like too shit.

  • This game needed more development time fixing problems such as; camera control, and combat controls configurations. Hey how about that unskippable death cut scene your forced to watch EVERYTIME you die! Over looking the flaws the game is quite enjoyable and love playing co-op with a friend.

  • Seriously...

    Would you rather watch a death scene or see a game over screen and restart the level...

    The death penalty is really just waiting, that is what it is.

  • Probably the waiting, but it wouldn't hurt if you could skip it anyways. ohwell that in mind gives incentive to stay alive.

  • @Lightingbolt008 People complain about the unskippable death scene, but IMO that's the penalty for dying.I would rather have to watch a cutscene as a penaly than loose some loot that i've been searching for.

  • Seriously people, all you guys are doing is jumping on the wagon.

    The game is actually quite extremely fun, very innovative, and can be quite challenging.

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  • Too Human is one game where the players are the problem. It's rare, but it happens. Most people just scoff at the new controls, but if the controls were copied from every other game, it wouldn't play as fluidly.

    The writing's great, the sound is fantastic, and I even bought the soundtrack.

    Most people who complain spend ten to thirty minutes as the Champion and assume it's the easiest class, then misuse it (no air juggling) and call it shit. It's a shame so many people play it cynical.

  • The guy in Too human looks like he has Fable 2 scars

  • i played the demo thats when i made up my mind that im not buyin this crap

  • yea me to my friend is crazy bout it and saying that im stupif for not liking it :/

  • If I based my interest in a game on the demo, my interest in gaming itself would have died out years ago. Demos are intended to give you a taste of the game and decide if it's right for you, not give you the ability to decide if the game is good or not.

  • i thought it was okay, could of been more, but when it was first released the game wasnt finished :/

  • I can't wait until Silicon Knights comes to their senses and makes another Eternal Darkness instead of this series.

  • where can i find stuff i've picked up in the battle, like weapons and blueprints? cuz my equipment thing is just empty all the time, and only if i buy something I really get it...

  • i love this game. the plot is deep and the enemies level up when you do to keep the game interesting. i admit that the camera is somewhat annoying during certain parts of the game. but i think the game makes up for it with all the melee weapons, fire arms, armour, runes and skill points.

  • Too human...too crappy. The analog stick is meant for the camera. Period. Do these guys even play their games before its released?

  • The analog stick is meant for whatever the developers use it for. it has no intended purpose, though camera angles are definitely its main draw. Had the game not relied on the right stick for combat, combat would have been unbearable.

  • This game is so bad I wanted to cry.

    What the fuck where they thinking when they MAPPED THE ATTACKS TO THE RIGHT CONTROL STICK.

    Is "Press A to swing your sword" REALLY that bad of an idea, really?

  • Asbestos Underpants of Obedience? I'm sold.

  • I think this is a very underrated game, I see shades of DMC, Phantasy Star, and even viking battle for Asgard (probably cus it uses the same kind of story/characters) in this game. While I admitt the gameplay is a bit messy. Takes some getting used to using the analogue stick to fight, rather than buttons. But get used to this and you'll find its not that bad.

  • does anyone know if you must have x-box live GOLD to play coop?

  • i do SL GodHand pst me

  • yes

  • 2 out of 10!!! THIS IS A terrible game!!!!

  • Terribad game

  • The melee system sucks in TH. Not being able to control the camera = fail. If they were to switch out the ridiculous use of the right analog stick for melee combat and use the buttons whilst giving you back control of the camera then it would be an awesome game. Not all bad tho, the lootwhoring aspect is nice as well as being able to dye your armor. Love the Norse Mythology and this is a really good spin on it.

  • I really hated this game, I decided to buy Sacred 2: Fallen angel. Its quite good.

  • I love too human despite some minor technical issues. If SK implemented a god of war style game play mechanic, Shadow of the Collossus-type bosses, and touch up the graphics, this game could easily become one of the greatest gaming trilogies ever made.( One last thing, i've found that most people who hate too human suck at it)

  • i really like this game, but there is only 4 missions that you can do...again and again, and thats it. its fun until you get two characters to level 50, but then the repetitivity caught up to me. :(

  • WORST GAME OF 2008 HANDS DOWN

  • Looks like it!

  • 4/10

  • glade i watched this b4 iwasted any money on this. looks very bad.

  • Actually, it's pretty great. Doing another playthrough at the moment. Most people are just jumping aboard the "I hate Too Human" band wagon. Innovation scares people, I guess.

  • kid are you joking ive played just about every single final fantasy game i know what innovation is. this games graphics to hack and slash are so ugly ew.