Biggest jumping spider EVER!! (Hyllus diardi) male

[blackpeter70]

That spider was totally frowning. Check the brow!

He no has Cheezburger.

[TeamShadowBurst]

Aww... That was cute. The spider was curious about the camera...

[crazyanglo]

How can I trick my technophobic friend into watching this? :D

[crazyanglo]

@crazyanglo Friggin' autocomplete--that should be "arachnophobic".

[ANTMAGZ11]

THEY HAVE BIGGEST EYES EVER

[DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

Jumping spiders are actually quite cute and comical.

[MyLittleBurger]

That jump reminds me of the time one little baby praying mantis from a herd of them that popped out of a eggsac decided to jump at me....

[IraTopp]

Jumping spiders are the cutest of all spiders. It's a known fact.

[LAMES4LOZERZ]

Ohemgee ur sick how cud u hold it juss watchin it is like a horror movie. If I saw Somthin like that in my house I'd do Somthin serious in my pants!!

[Konfu]

Game over man, game over!

We're fucked, shit!

[JackLiboChannel]

We need a Skyrim joke right about now.

[ma3channa]

@JackLiboChannel i used to like spiders, but then i took an arrow in the knee ?

[obitorocks13]

excuse me as i go change my underwear...

[LadyWolfSelen]

Spider: *chases camera* get that thing outta my face!!

Man: *moves camera back*

Spider: THATS IT LET ME AT IT!! *jumps*

Me: AAAAAHHHH HOLY MOTHER FUCKER!! *falls out of chair from the spider jumping at the camera*

Thumbs up if you thoughts the spider was saying what i wrote! XD

[herpderpmonkey]

@LadyWolfSelen Was thumbs upping you until I realize you were a complete comment-rating whore at the end.

[ahmedmslh]

you sir have bigger balls than me

[dewgoddess]

its so odd... me and the spider jumped at the same time... ah, what a coincidence ???

[dewgoddess]

I think i just watched a really good horror film.

[EHerobrineE]

jumping spiders have the greatest eyesight of all spiders, i think

[EHerobrineE]

why is everyone such a pussy? when im bored in the summer i got on my porch and i find a cool looking spider poisonous or not and i pick it up, i like spiders :3 i wouldnt mind doing that, and im just a kid :D

[stuchly1]

it's metallic! =3

[prettycoolman38]

take dat camera! 0:19

[DubstePlaya]

haahahaha it wants the camera

[DubstePlaya]

woah

u got guts 2 do tht

:o

[20thanniversarysonic]

what the fack are you doing ??? wanna it bite tou???

[ansom1204]

they should change the expression to "Curious as a jumping spider"  im serious.

[Xtermination100]

My goodness that is a large jumping spider!

c: amazing!

[fuducker2]

I freaking love these jumping spiders they're so intelligent and inquisitive!

[jeffmakesgames1]

WHY IS IT ON YOU?!

[tensaantares]

*the ending*.......jumping spiders they have a habit of jumping.........

[VengefulRonin]

What an amazing spider. You're lucky you got to have him around like that before he died.

[alexcross131]

Don't be selfish. Just give the spider the camera. He clearly wants it.

[ziva452]

o.e What the hell is he holding it for



[WHITEOGREPPIN13]

I damn near shit myself -__-

[ballebarbak]

Aww! They are so cute with those big eyes! ^^, I want one..

[cadcsa]

That sure is the biggest one i've ever seen O.o

[prewls]

Am I the only one even scared of just watching this?

[faceheadthedwarf]

thats a really REALLY good animation.

[dudewheresmycar609]

in a way...it kinda reminds me of a cat. :o

[ddubbwhite]

i rewinded it like 4 times and it still made me go WHOA but only whities do sum shit like dat ..U aint neva gon catch a Black man playin witta spida unless he ees from dee nut apruckin tribe LMAO

[Skyewinge]

holy fuck is that real? please tell me this shit isnt real.....

[Maluco1988]

It's so cute!

[DirtyBrute1]

BURN DA BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DanielSonHud]

FOOK THAT!!!!!!

[pabyizzy]

AHHHHHH!!! IT JUMPED ON MY FACE!!!!

[JackMorgz]

I find it so cute how the spider tries to reach out and touch the camera at 0:20. :3

[missdahnelly]

Me during this video: "Ohhh my God, Don't jump, Please don't jump...Ohhh fuckkkkk It's gonna jump.. Please don't jump..Oh my god why am I still watching this?!! ...FFUUUCCCKKKK!!!"...

[lemonadecupcakes]

@missdahnelly LOL!!!

[Bounzer88]

thanks now im always looking under my table... and something tickles my leg for no reason -.-

[vasachi]

@Bounzer88 Lmao thought it was just me.

[I9IIEIIYIIEIIS]

AWESOME SPIDER... It looks like MONKEY !

[zozyea]

how can you even bare it LOL i turn into a samurai if i see one by mistake....isnt it poisonous?

[XxMiPHISTox]

I wonder if anyone sells these.. Hm.

[AlexSHavok]

your video will help me freak out so many people! XD also am i the only one who got goosebumps once he started crawling on the hairs?

[redcapedjoker]

Where did you manage to find such a super huge jumping spider? These guys are usually tiny. Great video.

[SuperSandy2003]

if it's big enough that you can make out it's features without even trying. it needs to die

[RyansAmusments]

Best part about these videos are definitely the comments.

[superman1113215]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Rik4100]

i liked the part were he hugs the camera

[KarstenKola]

Oh look at it, it's beautiful!

[BrianTheChosen1]

Now.. make this in 3D :0

[Axeo19]

So neat :) I loved how it seemed to be checking out the camera

[StillbornGravity]

i seen one bigger while me and my friends went camping at a place called henderson la. scared the shit out of us and its jump was horrible.

[conspiracyofsilence]

friendly lil fella that one

[salliieeexD]

That looks like an Assassin spider. Pretty much hunts down and kills other spiders

[kly45]

@salliieeexD Looks nothing like an assassin spider, pretty much because assassin spiders don't look like spiders

[salliieeexD]

@kly45 Well, ahh. I don't remember the name but it's a spider that hunts and eats other spiders, it's a skilled assassin. lol

[kly45]

@salliieeexD Well it'd be bad enough being a spider without avoiding these guys :0

[nutella871]

terrifying.

[corecase]

IF I SAW A SPIDER ON MY ARM I'd CHUCK IT ACROSS THE WORLD

[SuperHellokitty13]

@corecase i would too

[HedgieDiva]

@corecase I hate all spiders but not the jumping ones they are cute.

[Thehunter429]

@corecase LOL DAT IS SO TRU!!!! XDD!! I WOULD THRO DAT SPIDERz ASS SO FAR!!!! OMG LOLOLOLOOL!!!! CAPS LOK!!! moron.

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

@corecase I was wondering what the fuck it was that flew past me today!

[DutchJake]

@corecase Keep your damn spiders with you! We don't want 'em.

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@corecase but by that logic wouldn't it just land back on your arm?

[AugustusSinclair42]

SWEET JESUS THAT ENDING 

[TheSkoolSkater]

silly little buddy

[PuNkBeCtH88]

omfg hes so cute!!!

[JohnsonCityChick2011]

Oh Hell No.. I Would Have Fainted -____-

[kwakp8man]

cool

[Zero1RLV4]

cool spider. very nice. subbed. :D

[NathanFourString]

That must have tickled alot!

[Manaritzis88]

WHAT A FUCKING BEAST!!!!

[jeanannd]

So sad that spiders life spans are so short. He looked like a very friendly spider.

[jheizer2467]

I thought at one moment...it was going to sink its teeth in ya arm....:/

[AudrinaSofia]

I was just waiting for that shit to jump

[970zfinest]

Thats sick creeps me out

[4781d36]

that spider looks like it wants to box somebody

[Da864rD]

Fuck Spiders. I am going back to the owl

[TheMrOctapuss]

Spider: Vat iz zees strange contraption? Letz us deescover new posibeelitiez!

[ptomczak16]

my balls turned into a vagina. fuck u spider

[Lamtitude]

Fuck that

[RussianTomFoolery]

I'll be a man and admit it.....

I screamed like a little bitch when that fucker jumped on the camera.

[MrLongisland70]

Are you fucking insane!!!!!

[DestinationTruthTV]

0:20 Come at me bro!

[MrXGLWalker]

You have some serious brass ball bro.

[abbytion]

IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

[17thknight]

What a lovely little spider! People's childish fears of these creatures really is sad. 

[Franzloiserooster]

BAWWW. <3

[Element2580fly]

i got scared wen spider jumped to camera no lie..

[Schas09]

whats that for a class camera ??

[Bajass00]

Fuck THAT !!!  I got the shivers watching that !

[Bridgmen]

Pretty sure that thing could have dropped you in a bite. cool vid though

[twittercubodegelo]

Best spiders!!!

[sushimonkey420]

He tried to reach and take that camera from u dude!

[XequR]

jumping spiders are best spiders!

[TheOtherLioyd]

@XequR *brohoof*

[AdammAsylumm]

Is It wrong that this spider Is cute?

[guevara4444]

@AdammAsylumm i kinda thought the same thing...

[xXDarkMidnightSunXx]

@AdammAsylumm Not at all! ^^

[TheMazaxist]

i hope they dont bite lol!

[TheUnicornwithwings]

holly crap is thrt thing real

[TheOtherLioyd]

@TheUnicornwithwings There are much bigger ones around, too! There's this tarantula called the Goliath Birdeater that's like as big as a ruler. (For the record: it doesn't actually eat birds, and is actually pretty harmless, though look forward to some pain should you piss one off.)

[LeadoffNFmafia]

yo how u tam dat cuzz wen i try to even look at a bug or Araneae dey jus stop and stare at me go crazy..i gess bugs dont like me XD



[Hollowcreek09]

Is it weird if I think that spider is adorable

[Sarelle171]

@Hollowcreek09 Very.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@Hollowcreek09 With those big googly WALL-E eyes? Nah.

[c0rnp0p5]

That's fucked, why would you ever let that demon crawl on you?

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 Because you call them 'demons.' The fuck do you think you are, deciding which parts of nature are good and which are bad?

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd That was a very poorly constructed response. So somebody would let that crawl on them just because I refer to it as a demon, that seems pretty specific. I think I am right... so that is "the fuck I think I am". The next part shouldn't even be connected by a comma, it isn't even an independent clause, but to answer, yes, I am human, therefore capable of determining my dominance over every other species on the planet.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 There's no gold medal for missing the point, son. Your sheer offense and incredulity at the idea that this thing is a living being says more about you than I'll ever need to. Killing things become you find them icky isn't being dominant, it's being a self-centered pussy.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd One time I froze a spider with that Dust Off spray, afterward I chipped away at it slowly until it was in pieces, it was a pretty rewarding experience, I suggest you try it sometime. Definitely the coolest way I've ever killed a spider.

Unfortunately I have arachnophobia, so I guess I'm a self centered pussy from something I didn't choose to have. Way to be just as ignorant as I'm being.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 How offensive. You've got to be the edgiest guy in your entire 4th grade class!

So you've now demonstrated that on top of being a self-centered pussy, you're a self-centered pussy who kills harmless animals that couldn't hurt him if they tried, then smugly pats himself on the back for his STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF BADASSERY. You're welcome, sick fuck.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Did I mention I had an erection whilst doing so?

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 America, ladies and gentlemen.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Yup, only in America do people kill spiders.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 Only in America do people whack off so furiously to how EDGY AND CUNTROVERSHUL they think they're being.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd I never said me killing that spider was controversial or edgy, I just said it because I knew you would get super butt hurt about it, which is evident.

Why do you care so much about spiders anyway? You must have some weird sexual attraction to them, it is the only explanation.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 Anyone who uses the term "butthurt" unironically is a certified cunt. Not that you needed to prove it anymore.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Fascinating, not that you unconfirmed being mad with that statement. Can you answer my question though? I am oh so curious, perhaps I accurately guessed your sexual preference since you dodged the question.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 I want to fuck spiders about as badly as you want to fuck kittens. Now I officially have a reason to be mad -- at humanity, for allowing the existence of an obnoxious dumbshit who honestly, genuinely needs THAT explained to him. Then jacks off to his own UB3R MUNIPOOLASHUN POWURZ when he gets called out on his bullshit.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd I don't really know what bullshit you are referring to, but I would say you've been mad this whole time considering you replied to the original comment in a negative fashion. You've used quite a bit of caps as well, that's another symptom of butt hurt, in case you didn't know.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 tl;dr - U MAD SO U RONG!!!11

Top-notch reasoning there, champ. Classy as SHIT.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd I don't recall saying you were wrong about anything either. Your replies haven't made a lot of sense at all.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 >Blatantly imply all tons of shit

>Deny implications when called out on it

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Since you can read minds, obviously text gives away implications.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Also, you seem to have taken all the things I said to heart, which would mean you've been easily trolled. So I don't really know why I'm still replying...

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 >Be absolute asshole

>Get called out on being absolute asshole

>HURP DERP I TROL U SO HARD

Yay, you realized some things you say sometimes have some effect on some people! On behalf of all the world's foremost experts in human cognition, I formally congratulate you for the stunning achievement of grasping a concept literally any halfway adjusted person has fully mastered by the age of two.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd I am fully aware of being an ass hole, it was intentional, therefore you have been trolled, is that really this hard to understand? That is what being trolled means, I was an ass hole to make you rage. It worked. Perhaps you aren't as intelligent as you thought.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 I don't think you really get it. I don't hate you because you're BEING an asshole, I hate you because you ARE. I know exactly what kind of person you are. There's no reasoning with people like you -- you're only kept in check because of your chickenshit fear of pain. You literally make the world a worse place by existing.

[c0rnp0p5]

@TheOtherLioyd Neat. Well continue hating my "having fun on the internet" portrayal, because I don't act this way in real life to people who I actually give a shit about. I would say my work hear is done, good day.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@c0rnp0p5 SPOILER ALERT: Who you *don't* fuck with is completely irrelevant. You deserve to get smacked because you do it at all.

[sushimonkey420]

@c0rnp0p5 Wow. U need counseling.

[c0rnp0p5]

@sushimonkey420 Why?

[evilwatermelon]

all spiders are venomous OP its just a matter of how it affects you and whether or not the fangs can actually penetrate the skin.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@evilwatermelon Almost all spiders are venomous, but none are deadly to anybody but someone really weak or allergic.

[Hitlerwasright35]

Jumping Spiders are just plain awesome, and cute. They have that Wall-E style adorableness when you look into their ocular eyes, you could just get lost in them. Killing one feels like an act of evil in my opinion. Plus they keep dangerous insects out such as wasp, and keep ants from forming nests in your basement walls.

[kenaang]

Man if that was me holding it, it would have bit me

[TheBigtony1912]

he is so cute he looks like hes got a lot of attitude ,,, is he still alive i would love one of these little guys for my collection ?

[Itoast3r]

I would Be dead if that happen to me

[DDotyVideo]

He is such a camera hog.

[EllyTomei]

OH/ FUCK/ NO



[twinkystuffer1]

did it bite u???

[BrokenTechnoOFFICIAL]

How did that one possibly grow that big?

[bagair1]

If it is true .. can bite

[TheInuYashaDogEars]

lol it crawled on the camera

[AbduCola]

Kinda cute actually

[ReadThisAndYourGay99]

@AbduCola no

[x0DisneyGirl0x]

Anyone else jump when it jumped onto the camera? 0.0

[Robotman]

How do I go from watching pug videos to this? SUGGESTION FAIL.

[rocklee360]

@Robotman

lol I came from watching sloths lmaao

[thecatonice]

d'aawwwwww

[SlakyCampa]

DAT THING COME BY MY HOUSE I KILL IT.

[TheHomieknight]

I find it really hard to believe no one's found this to be fake yet..

Can no one really tell? I usually only notice these things when I'm high, but this is totally fake. just look at the reflection on dat spider.

[vmatt123]

@TheHomieknight you have never seen a metallic place carapace on a spider? wow your an idiot. Jumping spiders are known for having vibrant metallic colors that reflect sunlight.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@TheHomieknight >I usually only notice these things when I'm high

Yeah, you're the problem.

[TranceGemini09]

He's like "GIVE ME THIS F**KING CAMERA!"

[KnittingPasta]

awww kind of cute. They are known for looking intelligent

[zawaz]

@KnittingPasta not just looking intelligent but they are almost as smart as house cats, with senses that surpass that of a cat by a ton