Dai Ling Ping - Artificial Intelligence and porridge

[FORBARCUS]

FUCKING HELL That guy did Sgt Hartman, i love him:L

[liamboi2k10]

does not compute lol

[Anonymous2335]

LOL THE TOM JONES, what a pro

[welshnutta100]

@ShadyJ96 no problem dude it was a joke .

[676superman]

youngys crying

[welshnutta100]

@Mikeyvts Who does like England ?

"dai laugh"

[ShadyJ96]

@welshnutta100 What's your problem mate?

[NickDanDave]

we shag them you eat them

[slackingstacker]

That "your own bullet" guy was so fucking stupid that he needed to recite Full Metal Jacket dialogue for insults.

[Toll1169]

And it can clap!!

[MessatsuHadoken]

he wasn't clapping, he was fapping

[JumboJivan]

That guy laughing sounds like such an asshole..

[Mikeyvts]

Im from Scotland and I think Dai is great and so is Wales... but i dont like england much lol

[NorthernMonkeyUK]

@Mikeyvts lol sad cunt

[XxRapidz3000xX]

u r so funny m8!

[NPTx12eApErZz]

dai mate i love your videos i haven't missed one but this one is so funny :L

[jamie110896]

If u sang I bet your voice would be priceless...

[TenshiCelestial]

@jamie110896

He did sing towards the end of one of his videos. xD

[TheUnBoxMan]

@jamie110896 He sang at his new video watch it!

[SKATE1439]

Lol @ the laughing guy so stoned xD

[TheIDivineI]

Dai, you're incredibly funny. Please, never stop making and uploading this comedy. I'm Subscribed and I can't wait until your next video!

[daryls43]

lol good vid

[RockNRollStaaa]

Just bought a Dai Ling Ping t-shirt :D I'm going to look the dogs bollocks when it comes!!!

[paradigmmaster11]

My stomach has cramps, my cheeks hurt, I have tears in my eyes, and I can't breathe.

[riley3890]

@paradigmmaster11 Are you getting finger banged in the asswhole??

[Reaprzz]

You just get better and BETTER

[whonickedmyname]

Classic



[TMF58]

Its like the crocodile hunter if he was from Wales and observed chavs instead of crocs

[Starber101]

Omg so funny please do more of this :D

[ColdTimez]

What a brilliant idea Dai *I bow to u

F.fantastic

[232him1]

i love this man!!!

[tehDevious]

Dai, you need to do a Canadian impression. Take offense when people mistake you for being American.

[campandmove]

great stuff mate, I think you have overtaken general minus and become my favourite annoying COD player :)

[Sh0tgunJust1ce]

Love this, you should do one as Kraven Moorhead and GM pretending to be American and kill the OpFor/Spetsnaz if you're them, saying you're Spies working for the Americans.

[GuntarsP]

love this new griefing approach! Keep em coming MrLBX

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

I find it very interesting that the game can replicate the personality of many types of the lower working class, but I don't feel it is a massive achievement because the average amount of knowledge, personality, emotion and vocabulary that belongs to said people can be fit on a 90 min cassette tape. Surely by now we should have artificial players with the mind of Hawkings or Einstein.

[wooow091]

can you understand what im saying? "fuck no" "it said fuck no" made me laugh so hard!

[wooow091]

OH I LIKE YOU, YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

@wooow091 Stolen straight from Full Metal Jacket.

[IamTheMisterMan]

Just stating 1 fact: welsh is the oldest spoken language on earth latin not being counted as nobidy fluently speaks it in dialouge with people

[Blazedtothetip]

@IamTheMisterMan Your facts are shit, you yourself are also shit, shithead.ლ(ಠ益ಠლ 

[DaDavidI]

@Blazedtothetip haha, shithead, ha

[Blazedtothetip]

No no you understand very little, you sir are the shithead along with the other faggot. Your opinion doesn't count as your brain capacity to think is already at an all time low from drug and alcohol abuse and on that note i ask you to please keep from making yourself look like even more of a retard.

[DaDavidI]

@IamTheMisterMan haha, you troll, actually if you google, you will find that multiple sources state Sanskrit is the oldest spoken language.

[19MadMike]

Hahaha..I love this video! Keep them coming please.

[LOLUK]

This is your best video, without a doubt!

[GAMEBOY379]

EPIC!

[Percepti0nIsReality]

lol Dai, love your vids...always cheer me up ahaha. can't wait to see you griefing people in MW3.

[msparkyb]

The Computer Has Called Me A Wee Fanny

[IanApples1977]

Crap

[NickallowBros]

'It's better than that Siri woman off the new iPhone!' XD

[moiRcute]

Lmaooooooo, one of the funniest videos I've EVER seen haha I love it!

[ShadewraithX]

The bots even seem to generate lines from Full Metal Jacket. Weird...

[TheStevieD09]

Dai Ling Ping Vs. Kevin Vs. General Minus? XD

[Blocparty01]

Good idea for a video Dai, well done.

[FSC3N38]

hahahhaha youngy

[paulieeee1976]

Good shit Dia. You will be on TV one day!

[AlterBridgeSaint]

An English man, An Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar... Where is the Welsh man you say? He's still in New Zealand!

[jordanmylesevans]

@AlterBridgeSaint the rugby world cup :)

[geigoir]

@AlterBridgeSaint Wow that was shit

[AlterBridgeSaint]

@geigoir Cymru am byth, ast.

[geigoir]

@AlterBridgeSaint Wales forever what the fuck are you on? Scotland till the end. I dont know why Welsh seem to have to tell everyone they from Wales, its as if they are scared the world will forget them, which it probably would seeing as the only thing they have ever done for it is Dai Ling Ping and sheep shagging.

[marcusbwoii94]

@geigoir Because scotland is such an important country in the world..

[AlterBridgeSaint]

@geigoir U Mad bro?

[geigoir]

@AlterBridgeSaint Why would i be mad? i think you need to go outside and socialize before you start trying to guess peoples mood purely on text.

[AlterBridgeSaint]

@geigoir Wow, you're really mad!

[crazyrazza4evar123]

@geigoir I'm from Scotland too, and to be honest I'm ashamed to be sharing the same land as you. People like you are the antithesis of humanity. Have some respect. Wales is Celtic, just like us.

You berate him for being patriotic, yet you say "Scotland till the end". I love Scotland, my homeland, too, but I don't blame the Welsh for loving Wales while I'm at it.

[geigoir]

@crazyrazza4evar123 I dont give a shit if there Celtic it was 1000 years ago, get your head out the clouds and accept that that means nothing now, he made a shit joke about the Rugby so i told him it was shit, he tried to be smart by writing something Welsh which when we have Google translate it fucking retarded thing to do, so i said Scotland till the end, i dont give a shit if he is proud to be Welsh, good for him, but he made a shit joke and then started speaking complete and utter shit.

[crazyrazza4evar123]

@geigoir Ok, ok calm down. I didn't see that rather poor taste joke.

Sorry :(

[UrBaNsnipes]

@geigoir not being funny or owt but dai is just having a laugh  and why do people have to start arguments about some one from wales, scotland or fucking england its a laugh fuckin hell

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

Sheep jokes/references are a FAIL !

: )

[geigoir]

@swingbeeper Well whether they do or not its where the term sheep shagger was made so...

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

Porridge swilling, skirt wearing jessie !

[geigoir]

@swingbeeper We also throw telegraph poles. Win.

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

Your women must be strong !

; )

[geigoir]

@swingbeeper Not as strong as the men.

Wrecked

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

But who wears the skirts ?

; )

[geigoir]

@swingbeeper Well we wear kilts to special events such as weddings, which is far different from a skirt :)

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

Do the women wear the trooosers ?

lol

; )

[geigoir]

@swingbeeper I find it amazing though three people just responded to me when i was obviously being a troll, and it was on a video about trolling. Some people just dont think do they.

[swingbeeper]

@geigoir

No, some people don't think. You are trying to troll Welsh people on a video that is made by a Welsh troll ?

You will just get trolled yourself ! lol

[MrNickalollyoff]

I like Youngy; he's off his fucking tits.

[Mesmeria1]

This is probably the best one so far XD Its by far the most original :D

[ir0n2541]

"You'll observe this Artificial Intelligence character Untouchable_god... hes running round the corner, He's just got shot....What a twat." lol

[shane141279]

Thanks Dai this vid is brilliant 1 of your best I would say you must do more like this please

[stubangbang]

tidy!!!......bd......

[edlelitesoldier]

Lol epic

[BradJohnss]

Everyone loves him :D

[codestar30]

u sing well

[illage2]

Lol. 

[EbonixD]

haha that was genious dai

[Jinglesthetiger]

The video was absolutely awesome and the title made it even better

[rrp619rock]

i have to say ur singing there was very good :D as always good vid mr Ling Ping keep them coming

[DaiLingPingHACKED]

Hahahaha :)

[Arctickjack]

And this is why a subbed months ago! Fucking brilliant

[xXxEnkeixpressxXx]

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! :P

[1GateWay2Heaven]

Dai u jus made my day m8 thanks >)

[yayomoveitgrooveit]

hahahaha, my word dai ling ping is just the best

[MorgzOfficial]

that guy laughing is so blazed hahaha

[MrFeshel]

@MorgzOfficial sounds smacked to me

[thajoker225]

@MorgzOfficial His clantag is Yayo, suggesting he's not blazed but on blow.

[Churchofdubstep]

Lool!!

[shorien]

I'm sure the guy that was laughing was totally fucking stoned.

[DysfunctionalTurnip]

Dai ling ping means god of griefers in the ancient language of 'internet'.

[bfmvownz99]

They get their mic's on and throw unoriginal insults at him...hahahaha pathetic.

[SuperTazzy09]

dai linp ping my name is whoshotthesherif i own a ps3 i must say u are hilarious proud to be welsh only wish you had a ps3 aswell. keep in touch buddy.

[221evans]

this is hillarious

[Camonfire]

Yet another Epic video owning some fucking Dribblers!@!@!@

[XxPoTTsYxX1]

Are you a computer, yes

Are you a twat, no LOLOL that had me in bits :))

[MrMeepmoop]

im fucking crying with laughter!! this is brilliant!

[MrJUNGLIST93]

TrainedGHOST dislikes this video

[optomotron]

i could not stop laughing, i was drinking sprite and pizza and both came from my nose. love u dai

[XDCaptainXDAwesomeXD]

@optomotron That sounds painful 

[emaxwell458]

this was one of the best video si have seen on youtube in ages

[AlmightyPie13]

Dude great stuff. Epic throughout.

[DBPTrolling]

THIS IS AMAZING!

[WAFLNeo]

Love this :)



[thewizzardofodd]

fucking BEAUTIFUL

[trixwivstix]

Most original griefing idea for a while, your ahead of the game Dai, Dda iawn cont.

[The2Drifters]

fat bastard from austin powers lmfao



[Schism2o12]

Lol I love youngy on tours laugh, so infectious.

[CocoaPopsAndMilk]

Do

More

[futureGAM3ING]

Dai ling ping's vids don't get hardly any views anymore :L

[GeekGameruk]

lol

[FuryObby]

Dai, you either reply to this,

or unfortunatly...

I will demote you to recruit sheep-shagger.

[Jnort5312]

i feel like im watching a nature documentary but in cod :P

[HotboxCrew69]

That was fucking amazing!

Great stuff there man, doing the UK proud! ;)

[MrSiiKez]

@JGSHD The greatest Modern Warfare player of all time denied your cookie, slaughtered.

[JGSHD]

@MrSiiKez well i was lying about the cookie, end of.

[MrSiiKez]

@JGSHD :|

[SirLBX]

the Dai-alog is flawless...

[Mysticpez]

@SirLBX I C What U Did Thar!

[goldlogs]

I love you.

Dwi'n caru ti. <3

[zWebbyyx]

Was literary just on your facebook page :L. DAI YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND!<3

[HotboxCrew69]

EPIC as always!

[broady135]

hi

[AlwaysUseAFork]

Make more

Do computer voice

Explain to "us" that the computer understands that better

?????

PROFIT

[666Cogsy666]

Nice vid Dai pmsl was awesome

[MisterFrossty]

Dai what do you get out of your directorship?

[kyl44444]

first

[olli449]

8th

[TassieTank]

love the vid bro

[MrBlackcat76]

dai can u 2 more of this stuff.

[Abbottofmojo12]

I would like to become a better greifer. and would like to get some tips from the best got any

[Annoyingcaller]

technology these days !

[BradJohnss]

ps. so do i :D

[BradJohnss]

England loves you Dai :D

[WarriorRazor]

@BradJohnss I'm pretty sure that Wales loves him too. :)

[lingzune]

FIRST!

[JGSHD]

@lingzune Want a cookie?

[lingzune]

@JGSHD Sorry but I only speak to people that have first comment on a video.

[JGSHD]

@lingzune I'll take that as a no

[MrSiiKez]

@JGSHD Lol you just got owned by Spartan Jay

[JGSHD]

@MrSiiKez Hardly...

[Abbottofmojo12]

@JGSHD yes were can i get one