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  • my mom bought me one of those when I was little because I asked for puppy. I threw it out and asked for a real puppy. I got a cat instead. I was happy anyways.

  • WHAT THE FUCK *PUKES*

  • Holy fuck guys, I'm so fucking wet right now, Ban those dogs. Ban them fucking hard.

  • Meanwhile millions of dogs are left unadopted...

  • Great.. Now I have to go look for welcome159ify's comment.. -.-

  • ... we all have dirty minds.. XD

  • @santanarocks234 So true xD

  • you guys are pervert.

  • 622 girls didn't get wet

  • That's right, children. Just keep rubbing him, and he'll get more wet.

  • o-o is in the url.

  • So wet, you'll need a paper towel and a dirty magazine!

  • nasty man oh my

  • Damn why my girlfriend doesnt get whet when i am happy too ?

  • welcome159ify's comment was: "What was the fail?"

  • So wet! It's a Tsunami

  • I remember watching this commercial when I was younger and now I get it how did my mind become so dirty

  • Comes with removable teeth for the masochist child in your family.

  • I gave this to my 6 year old daughter, but my 15 year old daughter took it and won't give it back, I don't know why.

  • welcome159ifys comment was :What was the fail?"

  • its only a fail if you have a dirty mind

  • That's just sooo wrong, in all meannings! xDDD

  • Great now i have to scroll down the page to see what @welcome159ify said..

  • @NorwegianCSS Go to "view all comments" , then F2, and write the username...

  • @NorwegianCSS

    he said that he dosent see the fail in this toy

  • I'm too tired to write "Dammit now i have to find welcome159ify's comment!!" so can i just have thumbs allready?

  • wait, is this a sex toy disguised as a child´s toy?

  • Innuendo aside, that toy is still plain nasty.

  • how wet will you get? XD

  • OMG I remember seeing this ad years ago! Never struck me as inappropriate, until now.

  • HOW wet???

  • A Pedobear production.

  • EEEEWWW LOL

  • So wet your mother will try to fuck you!

  • Now know what to get for my gf, epic lolz ......don have one though :(

  • HA, CALLLING US KIDS PERVERT

    

  • i had one it was cool but not really wet

  • All of that is thats what she said.

  • @MrNuhanovic lol cus girls get wet, means their downstairs get wet when their aroused , get it now

  • HER MOM WAS WET FROM MY LOVE N LICK KISSES

  • Kids probably use that dig the wrong way

  • Not a toy fail...Commercial fail...

  • Audiences

    Male 13-17

    Male 18-24

    Male 25-34

    WOW

  • @LostFaithChoi

    Laughed so hard at this.

  • So you "get wet" when you it licks you. Lol hahahahahaha

  • @welcome159ify you're really trying very hard... aren't you

  • @welcome159ify lol yeah kind of.

  • mmmm.... i'm getting wet just watching this

  • 2012, big ass flood, These toys will KILL US

  • "How wet will you get! " haha classic ;)

  • Back in the old days getting wet did mean just being covered by water, as well as being gay did mean just being happy.

    The evolution of the language may give a different sense to old sentences, with LOL or WTF results most of the times. Keep that in mind whenever you read a very old text! And think even that whatever you write now might assume a different meaning in the future. For example the word "macho" might become a synonim for "homosexual".

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  • Many failed sex-toy designs end up as children's toys.

  • you'll get wet... O.o

  • SO WET YOU NEED A TOWEL!!! ROFLL

  • sex toy for kids.....

  • SNOOP DOGG IN DA HOUSE!

  • Most dogs just wag their tails when they're happy... but not Love 'n' Licks Puppies! They get you SUPER wet!

  • so the dog licks u nd u get wet? u dnt need a dog for tht

  • @_@

    ....Where am I......

  • ahh i get its a cum referance

  • These toys are being misused.. I believe. 

  • those girls were so wet.. wow

  • is the fail that the kids are getting wet or that the toy is like a sex toy...or both?

  • @brucewilliammcgrath

    It's because it's like a sex toy that will make you wet LMAO

  • you'll get so wet you'll need a raincoat.!!!!

  • Seems like a sex toy lol

  • Wow that was so dirty

  • Hes so happy he will get wet! xD

  • I don't get it. What's the fail? Sounds like a toy that acts like a real dog.

  • @BankaiIchigo12345 Really, they said, "Will get you wet"? Get it now? Lol

  • What was the fail?

  • @welcome159ify

    We'll tell you when you're older.

  • @RetroRodent Found it!! lol!

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  • powered by pedobear

  • LOL ,

    this is so wrong xDDDD

  • i feel like a pedo now :/

  • I feel dirty.

  • i feel like my soul just got dirt on it from watching this

  • so wett you need vagisil

  • Why get a dog when your boyfriend can get you wet too?

  • im pretty sure this toy dog does the same thing most of your dad's do..

  • I REMEMBER THESEE!!

  • how wet will you get?

  • Wow... "It'll get you wet" Nice little innuendo there...

  • @Nmason78

    Anything more you wanna state? Mr Obvious? Lol

  • @noconflictbanana Anything more you wanna be a dick about? Lol

  • @Nmason78

    I like sugar.

  • i need that to lick my pussy

  • Wow freaken parents need 2 buy dogs 4 there children I have a Pomeranian cost me $2,000 his lazy sometimes butt when his not his always active and I also have a girl she barks 2much thou that day I spent like $8,000+ on both of them the carpet thing that they sleep on food and toys and all thiz other stuff and I'm still buying stuff just got them like 5-6months ago:^)

  • why not get a real dog? there are plenty of them in the shelters

  • OMG... my sitter has one O_o

  • did she say hes humpy???

  • gross

  • Gonna get that dog, gonna let it licka ma testicles.

  • Aaa I'm getting wet get me some tamp ons

  • I actually remember this commercial.

  • I don"t get it.

  • @trebbomb25 Let me explain, when women are horny, people say that they ''are wet'', that's the joke

  • @gagagegegigigogogugu Ooooh. I didn't really need to know that lol.

  • @trebbomb25 if its the other way around they're dry :P obviously lol

  • @Trilink2 Lol.

  • @trebbomb25 There is more, but the wet part is enoff for you XD

  • @gagagegegigigogogugu Yeah I think so :P.

  • i am so fucking scarred

  • You better bring your wellies...

  • "how WET will you get???" ;) ;)

  • I was 7 when i saw that commercial

  • i masturbated

  • I would never let my dog do that, he sucks his own dicks... I SEEN IT!!.

  • Pedobear's Pet

  • I remember when I saw this on tv LOL

  • 0:09 YOUR FACE GODDAMMIT!1

  • he will make you wet alright

  • Who would want this toy? It's like having a dog without the fun playing and jumping but with the stupid licking and barking... Seriously, the only way it could be any worse would be if you had to take it out three times a day.

  • *warning* amazing pet's do not work when the owner has her period

  • its a toy for girls to get their pussy licked

  • @Inmate2587 Weren't there a boy on it? The one who said "you'd get so wet, you'd need a towel!"? Unless he had a gender change.

  • *Man passes by front lawn in a car*

    Hey girl, why are outside your house in a bathing suit in the middle of Autumn?

    Girl: Because I'm so wet! In a minute I'll be so wet I'll need a towel!

    Man: O_O *opens car door* Get in.

  • OMG

  • if i were a girl i know where to use it

  • JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

  • Poor kids have no idea what theyre saying 0.o

  • That is one weird fetish.

  • Peanut butter not included

  • @suedejones ROTFLMFAO

  • that should be a toy for adults ( only males ) for you know what !! ^..^

  • why not just get a real dog?

  • @baseballman5656 Don't gotta clean pee and poo up. Duh. =P

  • @baseballman5656

    Real dog won't lick your genitals.

  • @CrucioPL  why not ?

  • @0SxK0

    *facetree*

  • @baseballman5656 real dogs lick their nut and each other asses. 

  • @baseballman5656 real dog lives ..... when retarded kid gets boored with that pet , this toy goin on shelves ... a real pet does not have to suffer in the animal shelter

  • @baseballman5656 this dog doesnt shit everywhere and doesnt attack the mailman.

  • @baseballman5656 Fake dogs dont shit all over your floors for you to step in first thing in the morning =/

  • What if you place that Tongue near your Pussums..

  • Am i the only one with a dirty mind here...

  • Mom: haha what toy is that and what does it do?

    Kid: it's the love'n lick pussy dog. And it gives pleasure.

    Mom: ill be using that for a few hours.

    -runs to room and locks door-

  • So wet, you'll have 2 orgasms!

  • so wet,you won't need lubricant!!!!

  • How wet will you get?

  • A girls vaginas best toy

  • i'm pedobear:P

  • want one loool

  • SOOOOOOOO wet the things shorts the fuck out. ya i went ther

  • A perfect gift for my mom :D

  • Mom: haha what toy is that and what does it do?

    Kid: it's the love'n lick pussy dog. And it gives pleasure.

    Mom: ill be using that for a few hours.

    -runs to room and locks door-

  • ... WTF!?

  • ARE YOU FUCKIN LICKING MY BALLZ man i want one

  • Love 'n Licks pussy.

  • lol

  • "You know longer need Peanut Butter"

  • LMAO if there were cats instead they'd call it Love'n Licks Pussy!!

  • Thats better than a Dildo :3 xD FAIL!!!!

  • Hes so happy you'll need a raincoat lol

  • Despite the guy talking, I REALLY WANT THIS IT'S LIKE A REAL DOG! And I've been begging my mom for ages, and she'll let me get this for sure, but they don't even sell it anymore , do they? :(