Sentencing

[LazySniper]

should of been a pack of pall malls.

[lastkillis100]

@LazySniper those are fucking pussy ass bitch ass cigs grow some bawlz

[LazySniper]

@lastkillis100 carton on american spirits

[TheGrahamf]

conrad murray

[8bitasplode]

i thought the joke was that he had to smoke shitty parliaments.

[fhqwgads2]

WTF?

And I thought Judge Fudge only had time for bein' delicious...

[vnelly3]

that's the law in Georgia

[twistedtransistor232]

i had to do that once. it wasnt fun.

[maryberyboo]

Oh, memories..

My father made me smoke a pack when he caught me stealing his lighter..

...I was seven and I wanted to light a candle because my sister said I was too stupid to use a lighter.

Well! I sure proved her wrong!

[VirtualTechno]

@maryberyboo You had a terrible dad, kid.

[bf2lover42]

@VirtualTechno Terrible dad? After you smoke all of that, you are not going to want it ever again.

[maryberyboo]

@bf2lover42 Exactly! Burned my throat.

[maryberyboo]

@VirtualTechno ..Oh.

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

apparently their prisons are out in the middle of a tropical forest

[VirtualTechno]

@EzPzLemnSqueezy It's the LOST island.

[totesnotahipster]

only in chico

[HeWhoBagsTheTea]

just like king of the hill

[cjpolodo]

I'm surprised they didn't just make him kill his friend's wives instead.

[EmperorZ19]

Did the "Make your kid smoke a carton" thing EVER work? Yeah, it's probably unpleasant, but that doesn't stop nicotine addiction

[VampirateYuki]

@EmperorZ19 It worked on my step-father.

[EmperorZ19]

@VampirateYuki Actually, yeah, thinking about it some more, it probably would work. Smoking several packs all at once would make a person sick, and people develop a strong aversion to substances that make them ill. The illness here would probably be more powerful than the addictiveness.

[orange0wns]

He should have declared him as Jerry's butler.

[ZippermouthDune]

@orange0wns nice.

[lastkillis100]

my dad told me if he seen me smoking he would break my arm, and i smoked a cigar in front of him on my 18th birthday..... guess who is still typing? LOL

[OrangeMonkeyProD]

@lastkillis100 You sound like a Jerk

[SweetPotatoVInes]

@lastkillis100 Typing with your non-broken arm?

[TMLorfing]

reminds me of shutter island for some reason

[yutirew]

why does my computer freeze when this ends?

[GRENTHSNOOB]

@yutirew Me too... Wtf??

[lesbiansaregoodandch]

ill take a carton, better that paying 80 fucking dollars.

[xjrlol]

hahahhaha

[a27wolf]

Parliaments. Hah.

[adalhelliesa]

My mother always told me that if she caught me smoking, she'd make me eat a whole pack..

[sireaustin]

i love how the Brand is called "Parliament"

[2ThePopo]

Simpsons did it!!!

[ukats18]

@2ThePopo the simpsons did everything theyve been around for 21 years

[metalegends13]

@ukats18 i second that

[dharpify1]

@2ThePopo nope king of the hill did it

[BigDogStoryTime]

jesus christ that is harsh

[famiak]

ahaha

[proziumdude]

That film was smokin'

[MajorGloomy]

the judges hair is a rug.

[ice9willENDusall]

p funks are awsome

[caramelkidd]

Wasn't this on family guy?!

[Entharion]

@caramelkidd Yeah peter forced chris to smoke cigarettes :P

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

since when did sinbad become a judge?

[gronpetflaska]

The laws should work like this.

[johnbriggsmusic]

Love me some P-Funks.

[NDawgHoyt]

He kills his wife so they give him lung cancer.

[Chucktanium]

I used to hate when my dad made me do that shit.

eventually we ran out of neighbors

[danetucker]

Oh, Justice System. You so crazy.

[Blammeth]

Only in chico :D

[superhomsar2112]

Lol at everyone thinking Family Guy came up with this idea...

[GameKeeper28]

What is this? I don't even

[Sonicpwns97]

wait wut

[SuperRollyTrolly]

@1waka2laka ever since*

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

Parlaments are pretty terrible...

[1waka2laka]

!EVER SENSE THE SAINT PATRICK'S DAY 5SF THERE HAVE BEEN MORE AND MORE BLACK PEOPLE...keep up the good work :D

[HereYaGoVideo]

Family guy reference

[659Cake]

@HereYaGoVideo Are you dumb? Making your kid smoke an entire pack of cigarettes after you catch them smoking has been around years before Family guy made a joke about it.

[Zalman1337]

@659Cake No, Family Guy is 100% original and has never referenced anything. They invented everything.

[gmaster246]

@Zalman1337 did they invent me?

[Zalman1337]

@gmaster246 Yes.

[nzfilmsdotcom]

@Zalman1337 there are soooo many references to disprove that, don't let your interest in family guy get in the way of the truth.

[Zalman1337]

@nzfilmsdotcom You're fucking retarded if you thought that comment was serious.

[DFTheNightmare]

@Zalman1337 you're fucking retarded for feeding a troll.

[nzfilmsdotcom]

@Zalman1337 OMG I was joking, hence the '......' seriously.

[mechagodzilla290]

@nzfilmsdotcom it was a joke

[nzfilmsdotcom]

@mechagodzilla290 HAHA gotta love internet sarcasm...

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@nzfilmsdotcom He's being sarcastic idiot..

[borskyviolin]

@Zalman1337 In that case, someone should turn that episode they had in space with the light-swords and everything into a serious movie, I bet it'd be super successful.

[Volundarkvioa]

@borskyviolin That sounds so stupid! People waving around light-swords!

Next you're gonna tell me that in that same movie people are going to be able to move shit with their mind and shoot lightning out of their fingertips because of microorganisms, huh?!

[moviemowdown]

@Zalman1337 What about Doug Walker's Star Trek joke?

[ShawtyDaDrPepper]

@Zalman1337 HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[jaguilar7643]

@659Cake lol smoke an entire pack.....idk how people do it i mean shit i make 1 pack last a week.....and i DDRRAAGGG Cigars(CIGARS OLD ROPES YOU KNOW THE ONES YOU BITE THE ENDS OFF) and inhale it...sum how i can still growl like a bear and sing high notes like an opera singer.....but yea making your kid smoke a bpack has been round for yrs...and i think its stupid

[GenghisKhan44]

@659Cake Try King of the Hill.

[EpicWithaSideOfWin]

@GenghisKhan44 and that 70's show

[i8246i]

@659Cake

It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.

[DoucheFagX]

@659Cake SIMPSONS DID IT

[DoucheFagX]

@659Cake lol family guy...try the simpsons you fuckin silly pants mcgee

[ZakobYoa]

@DoucheFagX did you even read his comment?

[DoucheFagX]

@ZakobYoa misread it actually, i thought he meant that it was around for years before, and that family made a joke about it. I see what's being said now

[halosmallmac]

@659Cake wasnt it king of the hill that made the reference before family guy i dont even think ive seen it on family guy

[infrafan]

The Family Guy thing, you can tell it's just a coincidence. No biggie.

[JuGGernaut81295]

tough but fair

[OJtheModerator]

The 8th amendment in a nutshell.

[PuddingUpProductions]

awesome

[flashmate99]

hehehehehhehehehehehe

[TheSchimmi]

Make him kill an entire carton of wives.

[TwentyThirdEye]

Totally stolen from Family Guy.

[Homestar20845]

@TwentyThirdEye Who cares, Seth steals half of his jokes for that show

And the other half are unfunny

[shazbot16]

I AM THE LAW

[orangebluemango]

they got this joke from family guy, great job.

[goeloegoele]

the joke's from family guy from 2 weeks ago.

[Masteradam13]

I don't think you guys get where the joke is here. The Judge at the end says "Maybe next time you'll think twice about killing your wife."

Well how can he do that without a wife?

[philosopherNL]

@Masteradam13 remarrying.

[Masteradam13]

@philosopherNL I know, but the joke is that now his wife is gone he'd be a nervous wreck and take up smoking. The judge is like his conscience and in order to calm himself he'd smoke a lot.

Seriously, this is a 3-tier'd joke here.

[NikTheOkami]

@Masteradam13 that or you're over thinking it.

[Masteradam13]

@NikTheOkami Not really, I do tend to over-think things, but this video sort of struck me.

I'm not trying to insult anyone, hell, it's not like it ultimately matters. But in the end I just thought that people might understand that this more than just another one of the "stupid jokes".

[flairmonkey]

@Masteradam13 No, you're definitely over thinking it

[TheDemonicDude]

LOL



[SV800runner]

hey!...lung cancer isnt funny...he should have been drawn and quartered, thats hilarious

[Schubijak]

Tags:

carton of cigarettes tough but fair

[BurncoatRapscallion]

I would kill for a carton of Parliaments

[purplegill10]

@BurncoatRapscallion HA! i get it

[Liberator130]

This was obviously a sentencing done in New Hampshire.

[mancreep]

I knew Sinbad would make a comeback in his career.

[Pikablu11]

you forgot the part where someone gets five years for downloading a song from the internet

[yas091]

I guess it was in Chico.

GO WILDCATS!

[legomaple]

wow, your videos are so short and awesome, my computer has a hard time to register that it has finished

[Draquoir]

this is smart as hell.

[KelThuzadMadness]

press 4 and 5 and 4 and 5 and 4 and 5

{repeat}

[nikicpicha]

@KelThuzadMadness Shush, ruski.

[Pkfohman]

@KelThuzadMadness You like 5sf too... I love you

[Rainbowlaces12]

I honestly thought this was going to be a video about grammar...

[WildTreeFun]

I guess his life's now...

*puts on sunglasses*

...up in smoke.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[ecuador78]

the yellow line of death

[PlasticFTW]

Lol i bet Family guy was "the muse" for this one :D

[AltShiftSpam]

THAT WAS GOOD!

[bobunitone]

No, not P-FUNKS!

[DrDot]

Still more harsh than a Finnish prison. 

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

Love it.

[XeDro98754]

i guess he

*takes off sunglasses*

He is in a building he don't need sunglasses

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[awarenessis]

Smoke a pack in one minute? Impossible! Oh wait... Early parole. Probably only had to smoke a cigarette a minute, giving the judge another opportunity to correct another errant soul with the rest of the carton. I can see that happening with the obvious result.

[TheBigSeeOh]

inhale the justice, son

[spamspaz]

When Charlie murdered again, Judge Dad made him finish the entire bottle of rum so he would learn his lesson.

[TheMandarklaughs]

"goes kills his 10 wifes"

[YourMomAndDadL4D]

i guess he got

*takes off sunglasses*

Smoked...

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[peytonmanning1288]

If a parent catches their teenage kid smoking, they make you smoke an entire pack/carton. Judging by the comments, no one was ever caught smoking by their parents.

[TheFourGuysVideo]

@peytonmanning1288 wonder if theyd do that if it was weed?

[peytonmanning1288]

@TheFourGuysVideo I'm sensing an idea for a new 5sf

[TheFourGuysVideo]

@peytonmanning1288 are you related to Dexter Manning of Machinima's Sanity Not Included?

[Dune1884]

Justice served in Chico

[Thossi7]

@marxsizmo That's the Joke Genius... and btw my dad has been smoking for 30 years and doesnt have anything

[MrPacMan36]

@marxsizmo

Uhum, stupidA Sveeden and your not getting the damn joke.

[McMaNGOS]

@MrPacMan36 >sveeden

Really?

[MrPacMan36]

@McMaNGOS

Super really

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@marxsizmo

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you from the moon.

[wishihadaname94]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns

Award you 500000 internets..

[UberMetallMaschine]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns swish!

[PKSGPVA]

lol?!

[MePlusHeavy]

Laws in a nutshell

[Mihau0794]

0th

[fRiTZL0NE]

lol what,everyone below me are awsome

[xDrickk]

Cruel and unusual..

[Pavel95]

o kurwa

[thewatching191]

Justice.....?

[betooons]

crime is a crime DUH

[stunterz100]

LOL

[BazzTheBoss]

first view!

[nikicpicha]

@BazzTheBoss Nope

[Capyparanoid]

me first

[nikicpicha]

@Capyparanoid Nope

[nikicpicha]

Woot