Wow! How to Lose a Girl in Two Voicemails

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

"Hi there Olga!"

[theREALbrain21]

Soooo.... did she call him? :-D

[ExoticCalli]

Oh my, as a woman this is quite funny.

Desperation is not appealing.

[aubre3y]

HAHAHAHA

[normabette]

it is a joke - it's Dimitri the Lover - look him up.

[stu1002]

This guy is the very definition of narcissistic personality disorder!

[ryleycontois]

LOL OLGA

[xDamagedRose08x]

LMFAO. THIS GUY IS ON SOMETHING.

[Linetteji]

That was hilarious!!!! LMBO!!!!!

[FarinhaSD]

What a total creep show!

[soccergurl36]

and thats why i give out fakes

[xDemonicxNightmarex]

I feel so sorry for this girl xD I wonder what this guy's problem is!

[XenonPhone]

Seriously?

[marland1984]

Wow I hounesty thought this was an elaborate joke, I hav to listen again now I know it's real lmfao

[Massimodem]

Interesting

[TheActionGuy1]

There is a difference between an alpha male and a douche bag. This guy is a douche bag. I'm alpha male ; )

[TheActionGuy1]

Wow! What a fuckin douche.

1) Tons of girls give guys their numbers & don't call them back(I can see why lol) or they just give them a fake # if they are not interseted. I would have laughed so hard if she gave him the # to a sex phone line

2)This guy acts like he is the shit! What this guy is, is a stalker/killer/imbicile & a guy that will never get laid because he is so caught up in himself & he thinks that he can have whatever girl he wants. Guys like him do not get whatever girl they want.

[restless459]

This is the most epic display of douchebaggery I think I have ever encountered. Wow. Just wow.

[JackHabbit]

lol... maybe you're a fuck!n freak, maybe you're a dirty tramp, please call me by thursday at 3:37pm or i'll stop harassing you.

Way to go champ, you'll definitely end up with a passive woman with that attitude. lol @ his long distance relationship... imagine the messages there.

[Blahskiblih]

LOL

A bit full of himself.

What a wanker.

[23rdpsalm]

Okay, did someone give Chris Chan a voice mask? Their mannerisms are basically the same!

[DjMasquerade]

somone post the 3rd voicemail where hes yelling at her to call him back XD we all know theres one

[meowmixkitten]

men like this ought to be castrated. am i right, people?

[msvaughn]

I would absolutely LOVE to have a conversation with this dude!!! I'd have sooooooooo much fun!!!!!!! LOLz

[ArielXSecret]

woooaaa.... i want to murder this dudewitha glue gun...

[KrystalSeven]

WTF?!  Are u serious? I will kick him in the teeth if I've ever encounter this jerk face. Thats screwed up!

[Crystalena1781]

Oh my god, I can't even believe that smeone would leave that...this man is clearly psychotic

[Kenzielizabeth]

Wow.... no wonder he needs someone with no "psychological issues" he has a whole bunch of his own! Ew never get involved with a man like this.... dangerous.

[njoyJane]

Hey come on, he's one of the few men in the city who have NOTHING WRONG with them :)))

[bombtrack13]

On behalf of all Greeks everywhere, I think it's safe to say we all are willing to disown this idiot from our culture... what a malaka!

[jodynkrif]

Creeeeeeepy

[TwinkleSpaceGirl]

joik!

[1Morka1]

realy? oh dude i cant stop laughting... i seriusoly hope this is fake tho.. (hahaaha..) 6-7 times a day... hahaa...

[1Morka1]

hahahahahahhahaa....

[somonuske]

honestly this guy needs to be introduced to an irish woman and that conversation would literaly be so fupin cool to hear an irish woman would break him in half and dats worth hearing

[bigheadrhino]

Would any psychologists watching this like to comment on what kind of disorders this guy probably has?

[webdz9r]

Awesome. I only wish his number wasn't faded out... I'd love to call him! He sounds like the kind of man I've always dreamed of LMAO Poor poor sad, and need I say lonely, man!

[mimedeiros]

what a freak

[scott715]

Yeah dude, you're "one of the few guys in the area with nothing wrong with them". LOL!

[LGSAUSAGE]

Holy shit this can't be real. If it is then this motherfucker has some seriously sickening issues.

It reminds me of that psyco movie!!

[magnetmeg]

maybe is thought he believed he was participating an auction!????

[mklprc]

How to pick up a loose girl? Should be easy even for that guy.

[drdu1956]

Hey Pyscho Eric. Can you spell C-R-E-E-P-Y ??

[theRealIonian]

Wow - didn't she blow her chances....

[stellahella]

What an asshole.

[samcdonalds]

"so here's how it's gonna work..."

[MegaLiz25]

Extremely elegant ;) I loooove it!

[Reaper0184]

XDDDDD

[msminervajones]

Maybe if you had pulled off your shirt when you met her you might have pursuaded her, Mr Eric Carlson Fitness.

Better luck next time....

[disordErss]

aahahhahaahahhaahahahha

[auntiechicken9]

I wish it was that easy to get rid of a stalker...

[KarlaAdamsfit]

lol!

[safos]

dang thats funny

[Mikhayela]

the deadline is 3 o'clock tommorow sorry i had to say that lol

[Mikhayela]

haha wow.

nice pictures too haha.

i really hope to meet you someday :]