Parachute
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  • 0:20 Everyone: Is parachute guy hurt?? No he's okay.. Lame. Lets look at the guy at the broken face now!

  • Haha stupido!

  • it would be ironie if it happened at the 11.09

  • 101th comment ftw

  • yet the soldiers are still standing there! i'll be running for cover

  • not funny

  • any1 noticed he has made the same sound like airplane

  • mediiik !!!

  • MAJOR PAYNE:u may feel alittle presure hahaha AHHHH MY FINGER MY FINGER haha..... soo hows ur face now

  • why i hate the fucking military your friends go down in formation you cant help them DX

  • That's not even funny, he had a little bit of paralysis at 0:10 when his left leg just dangled. Good thing it wasn't that serious.

  • medic, i need a healthpack!

  • damn

    

  • "Ma'am your son is dead" "Oh my god! did he die in iraq?" "no he died in training" ahahahah xD

  • Not Parachute Fail. Just parachute.

  • FALCON KICK

  • SEVENDY SIX TROMBONES FLY THROUGH THE AIR! You would get this if you heard the song, sevendy six trombones led the big peraide.

  • @TheChickeneer Thats not even how you spell 70. Its SEVENTY....

  • @CountryDoucher Dude, does it really matter?

  • 0:10 MEDIC!!

  • Wait is this a fail or a win?

  • In a US military compound any shit can fall on soldiers? No wonder they fear those terrorist so much.

  • in japan that would be a prank

  • medic! lol

  • 500+ XP

  • medddiiiicc !!!

  • STRIKE!!!

  • only parachute in the tittle? failblog fail

  • Lol noone really cared about the parachute at first.

  • he just took out some musicians' teeth, like chopping a runners legs off...

  • "Medic"

    lol

  • That gets more kills then a RC-XD killstreak :D

  • Thats why you get the fuck outa the way.

  • KO KICK BITCHES meow :3

  • QUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

  • Parachute

    WIN or Fail, failblog?

  • Someone didn't attend basic training..

  • :10 MEDIC!!!

  • Headshot!

  • Get some grass in yo ass!

  • failblog fail for not putting fail:)

  • QUUAAD!

  • Its funny cause he died

  • not even a fucking "hey look out, imma bout to drop kick you in the face" parachute guy is an asshole.

  • Wait.... what happened? lol

  • I am sure the video is greek!

  • "medic!!!!!"

  • DEATH FROM ABOVE

    ----ACHIEVED---

  • @MrCrapVideos jajajaja tony hawk 2 for 64? jajajaja XDD

  • medic!

  • STRIKE?

  • keep pressing 6 and it looks like there are two people spit raosting on the left hand side of the screen

  • I think we all know the real fail here is the lack of "Fail" in the title.

  • care package waiting for your mark

  • they should make this a killstreak reward XD, that would be funny as hell

  • Press 1 for the sound of a broken skull

  • "insert ironic and sarcastic remark here"

  • 0:10 MEDIC!!! haha reminds me of Battlefield:

  • is the parachute ok

  • name FAIL

  • For God sake, soldier!

    Stop playing instruments during landing practice!

  • 0:09 Medic!

  • Ah the amazing effects of camouflage..... the parachuter thought he was cleared for landing until he ran into an invisible band

  • MEDIC!!!! Could of yelled or gave warning! UnHonerable Discharge for being an idiot!

  • Spy plan...

    RCXD....

    Dogs waiting on your go

  • THIS IS THE EFFECT OF PLAYING TO MUCH "JUST CAUSE 2" DAMN!

  • FALCOON KICK!!!!

  • Multi-kill

    

  • HIGHEST KICK EVER..FROM THE SKY!!

  • taps would have been hilarious at that moment

  • Ramirez! Catch me!

  • M-M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

  • too bad they weren't boy scouts, they're always prepared

  • IN THE FACEEE!!!

  • "KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

  • Medic.

  • HERE I COME!

    down: WTF-

    FALCON KICK

  • S-s-s-strike!

  • typical americans always friendly fire on the airstrikes

  • FRIENDLY AIRSTRIKE INBOUND

  • Must be the officers at :02

    "Introducing the U.S. Army Airborne's tactical 'Falcon Kick', so graciously demonstrated by the U.S. Army Band."

  • The guy when he's coming in:

    "THIS'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO GET THE LAST ICE CREAM SANDWICH ROB!!!"

    *BOOM*

  • lol, at ):11 you can hear someone call "Medic!"

  • Falcon Kick!

  • Falcon kick!

  • MAN THATS AN EXPENSIVE TRUMPET TOO

  • Dude just got aids in his mouth....

  • who needs bombs and guns.. when you can parachute kick people in the face.

  • Was this individual OK? For some reason I don't like not knowing that it worked out ok.

  • gentelman, i give you the new tomahok

  • When terrorists economy runs low....

  • Dang terrorists are getting manlier by the second

  • "Medic!!"

  • 0:13 nice little army jog, no rush, got to pace yourself!

  • tango down

  • LOL "medic!"

  • A parachute has 2 parachutes in it. If the 1st one fails then there is a 2nd. And they say the 2nd one never fails.

    So why don't they just open that 2nd one first?

  • Speaking of flying fuck......

  • DOUBLE KILL!

  • Friendly fire!

  • MEDIC!!!

  • terroists are getting creative

  • man down!! i repeat the tuba player is not responding

  • MEDIC!

  • im guessing he dont like brass music

  • the guy was screaming "This is airborn bitches! U.S.A!"

  • That medics a spah!

  • "MEDIC!"

  • notice the title of this vid isnt Parachute Fail its just Parachute so this is clearly what all parachuting is like

  • @anthony101derek but its uplauded by failblog...

  • lol MEDIC!

  • Sorry to pop in unanounced

  • Is this a fail or a win? i say fail.

  • T-BAG!!!

  • And that should be a Killstreak..

  • "MEEEDIIC!!"

  • Who noticed that failblog forgot to write Fail at the end of the title?

  • MEDIC!!! lol

  • i got a purple heart. wear. at my.......gaduation XD

  • good job you only kicked 5 marine's teeth out... thats all

  • DYNAMIC ENTRY

  • This one time at band camp...

  • thats the military at its finest

  • ive heard of suicide bombers but suicide PARACHUTES? i can see theyre very effective...

  • medic!

  • the fail is failblog forgot to write fail in this video

  • @1rose2c You've never been in the army, have you?

  • This is Papa Niner to ground: I think I see some green bushes over there, going in for a soft landing...

    Hey, guys, whats that thing falling...

    Wait a sec, those aren't bushes! Im coming in too fast! Mayday, mayday!

    Shush, Bradley, the parachute guy is about to la-

    *Impact*

  • AND KIDS..... THAT WAS A RUSSIAN TERRORIST

  • the guy on the floor is like,,WHY ME!

  • medic ...

  • the trumpet guy barely looks back and keeps his head straight forward through the whole thing

    army drum line is serious....

  • Even the drum line has a medic.

  • no wonder after training those soldiers become tough...but some dead

  • That's chuck norris brother.

  • MEDIC!!!!!!

  • haha, thats what happens when you join the Army... Just how it is fellas haha i lmao hard at this.. the army trains you the best they can and they still have mad fails.. join the Marine Corps.. you wont have that problem! :)

  • Anybody else think the parachuter meant to do this?

    "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL MY FUCKING PARKING SPOT RICKY!"

    Oh yea.

  • This is just so random.

  • keep presing 1 and u can see him take out the tuba

  • "medic!"

  • Medic! roflmao

  • big snap sound, ouch

  • who else heard the jet noises when the parachute guy was coming in? LMFAO

  • u know whats funny? their so use to the battlefield that he called medic after the guy got kicked

  • that was one epic kick!

  • who noticed, that out of that big ass field the guy with the parachute just happens to land on the group of soldiers....tsk tsk what an idiot

  • !!! NINJA !!!

  • i hate that guy but i do love assasins creed 2 im going to to the flying kick like ezio

  • You're not on the battlefield anymore, calling "MEDIC!" doesn't do much for ya.

  • MEDIC

  • OMFG!! is the parachute okay!?!

  • "uiiiiiii. I've just got a multikill!"

  • its funny because he got the sousaohone

  • just keep pressing 1. priceless.

  • theres no fail at the end of teh tite :/ ...fail

  • 0:11 fatass?

  • at first i thouht it was going to get stuck in the trees then POW! holy crap!

  • Failblog failed.

  • I love how everyone except for one guy just stands there in the beginning.

  • @LoudDogproductions They're standing in formation dude....

  • MEDIC! TUBA DOWN!

  • FALCON KICK

  • lolol medic :D

  • TANGO DOWN!

  • whos the army thust the most? AIRBONE!

  • Whered the "fail" in the title?

  • the wrost thing it's that the guy is in afganistan!!

  • i guess the guy in the parachute was to army strong for him/her lol.

  • Medic

  • MEDIC 

  • Medoc! :'(

  • I <3 emo boys!

  • WIN

  • He should gotten a strike!

  • They should start playing Taps.

  • Kuuchaooo!!! Chuck Norris's style!

  • falcon kick!

  • 0:35 And then they just act like that never happened.

  • GOD DROP KICK

  • Ambushed in your own country America, take that.

  • Wow that isn't even remotely funny....those guys are seriously hurt. Props to the whiskeys for having CLS bags on hand though.