Cutting Baby Cake 2.0 (Official)

[theluucard]

PERTURBADOR

[ElizahSaudburn]

Seriously, it's just a cake.

[9898patrick]

dog cake 1.0?

[TheArcticFoxWarrior]

How the heck did I get here!?

[dyyad]

mmm must be delicious!!

[TheNarwhalGamer]

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume...

[GrahamChapman]

@TheNarwhalGamer What's funnier than spinning a baby at 180 mph on a clothesline?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you get 100 babies into one big glass bowl?

With a blender.

How do you get them out of it again?

Tortilla chips.

How many baby heads fit in a grocery bag?

Twelve.

[TheDullahan]

@GrahamChapman What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a 1957 Eldorado Brougham?

I don't have the Eldorado in my garage.

[GrahamChapman]

@TheDullahan What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it back off. What is loud and crawling around in circles? A baby with one hand nailed to the floor. How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? Put a javelin through its head. Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway? 'Cuz it had a javelin through its head. Btw, what do you call a baby on a stick? A shish kebabie!

[SugaryGoodness]

I still think the nappy bit should be made of chocolate sponge instead of red velvet :P

[LostTropicalCoconut]

What way to value life, is that what you want your kids to look up to you in that way. You dumb people you were laughing you guys are dumb. Why would you even think to do this in the first place , you horrible people.

[Foroneworldunited]

@LostTropicalCoconut If you're going to be pro-life, you've got to be consistent.

Dead Iraqis for the win! FUCK YEAH AMERICA

[hyousai]

@LostTropicalCoconut

Crybaby.

[zxcviilll]

heh...

hehe...

babycakes

[Tollaneri]

@zxcviilll

I see what you did there...

[pika515]

you should have put chocolat in the diaper : D

[TazCO1]

pedobears birthday cakes

[mhammarq]

Okay, but how does it taste? Like red velvet or dead baby?

[artimiss1238]

my mom came in and saw this and thought it was a realy baby xD her face was priceless

[GrrAnnaSaur]

good think i already hate babies.

[alessiization]

Daammnn!

[tallyhoman911]

I WANT A BABY CAKE!!!!! O_O

[grottypissedstained]

When it's all chopped up at the end, it really looks like a bunch of cut up meat.

Thanks, ED.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

ED FOR LIFE

Video of the Now

[sickweirdo]

Ah ED, you never dissapoint

[thexdeadxone]

It would've been bonus lulz if they had added a bunch of extra white frosting inside the head for brainz

[TheFangStryke]

I lol'd.

[BAB13100]

This is actually pretty realistic, especially towards the end.

[Hypnodollface]

This is fucking sick

[ironclaw92]

@Hypnodollface You don't like cake?

[ThePancho970]

@Hypnodollface It isn't. Its just a cake. Get over it.

[donuthead551]

@Hypnodollface I know right? Who the fuck eats red velvet cake? They should have gotten the baby in buttercream.

[Einhanderrr]

now thats a modest proposal.

[beeftothetaco]

@Einhanderrr LOL

[bigtruckseriesreview]

ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YA PRO LIFE ISN'T IT?

[Th3UprightMan]

@bigtruckseriesreview No.

[1Trappingnoobs1]

Perfect for my baby shower this weekend

Nuff sed.

[subversa666]

this isnt funny, why you laughing? FUCK

I eat real babies

[mrjerrick]

@DrDazzleSpazzle It's an insult to compare Breaking Bad with breaking dawn.

[JustAnotherGuy186]

Delicious cake is delicious.

[urexactlyretarded]

I find it surprisingly easy to fap to this

[Gamewitzer]

Sweet buttery baby goodness.

[Reigam4]

and after that a cup of baby paste would be AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT ....

[imred3345l]

ED

[MySonicEuphoria]

Nice. Now I know what cake I'm getting for my friend's baby shower...

[mike12jrw1111113]

nah yo this is pretty demented. It looks way to realistic, can't watch realistic looking babies with red inside em getting sliced up. I'm out...

[allrequiredfields]

How is babby cake formed

[boyuanzhang96]

lol

Inb4 anti-abortion rants

[tommy8ball2007]

Thumbs up if ED brought you here

[45Imagamer]

@tommy8ball2007

No.

[mrjerrick]

@tommy8ball2007 GTFO cancer.

[Evilbronze5]

Coolest CP EVAR!

[aklondikebar]

Looks delicious!

[itznia2215]

i feel like a sick bastard for watching this....oh well :)

[CaptainDoozer]

i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs

[rlui123]

abortion?

[Verac1ty]

someone ate the baby, what an awful thing to do.

[Zigej]

You can slice the baby.

You can slice the baby.

You can slice the baby.

[nozomi90]

HEY PEOPLE, GUESS WHAT?

It's a piece of cake. Get over it. There are starving children out there who would love some baby cake.

[WimpyMcWeaksauce]

That baby was ugly anyway. It deserved to be cut up.

[brownsugarcandie2007]

Hey, it's a cake, and it's gotta go! LOL...I wanna piece of baby! ;D Yummy to my tummy!

[turgore]

Only an atheist would do such a thing !

[Bowserprimepoint45]

@turgore wat.

[haleyangel711]

A VERY SICK JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL SORRY FOR THE BABY SHE IS REALLY HAVING. SICK BASTARDS

[marcopolo735]

@haleyangel711 You alright mate?

It's a cake...

[NanaCottonNyan]

@haleyangel711 Oh my gosh! Really! I feel sorry for that pooooooooor baby they cut! And it didn't even cried! Oh wait... is a cake ¬¬

[brownsugarcandie2007]

@haleyangel711 It's a cake! Chill the hell out! LOL

[nozomi90]

@haleyangel711 Time to start developing a sense of humor! It's freaking cake.

[supernukunuku]

it's a cake in the shape of a baby...idgi



[xMiyaoMicksx]

LOL this is hilarious! People need to chill out. There are actually people in the world who DO eat fetuses and babies so go bitch and moan to them. This cake is obviously just a joke.

[PAINmedia]

encyclopedia dramatica...

[62Roybe]

I want a drumstick!

[NYtassu]

Since when has it been illegal to "kill" a "cake". Seriously people, chill down a bit.

[miffymon]

next baby cake needs to have open eyes :)

[kyismaster]

just stab it, why cut it. no one wants to eat slices of babies, if you mash it up like potatoes no one will know, how do you think they make hamburgers?

[OdieTheNoob]

Baby slices! Bitches love baby slices

[PAINmedia]

@OdieTheNoob Gave that bitch a baby slice... Then I took an arrow to the knee...

[frickfrock999]

With just the right music, this could be a great horror movie trailer.

[UltraShockk]

hahaha this made me lol

[3fl1ppp]

THIS IS SO MORALLY WRONG.... the way he's using that knife... now me personally, i would've taken a hammer and smashed the head open first, and spooned out the inside, fashioning the skin into a nice pair of gloves.

[lite1979]

Thumbs up if you fast-forwarded to the slicing of the head.

[avrilrocks55]

Sims 2 OMGWTFBBQ mod.

I wanna see how the bitching tards react to that.

[limford3]

waitin' for Baby centipede now ;)

[apeycakess]

geezuz its a fucking cake my sister inlaw ate a freaking penis cake on her bachelorette party its not freaking real

[BigHandProduction]

If everyone is so upset about their children seeing it then dont let them watch youtube if they think this is real then they are way too young to be on youtube what are the odds of them finding this video anyway

[knownsam1]

this almost made me throw up

[knownsam1]

mom comes inside: did any one have seen my baby

guy:umm no why

mom : he is lost

guy: search for it in the park

mom: ok

guy: fast throw it to the trashcan

[Unbiter]

I realize that's a cake, but still. I wouldn't want to eat that

[Matheiuful]

I found this very wrong in many levels.

Even though it's just a cake.....

I don't find this funny, more like scary o.o?

[Thisisntcaketown]

How Breaking Dawn should have ended.

[hellokittyislovexDD]

really it looks soo creepy ;SS

[DesDrukStiv]

Awesome. You should have made the cake in the diaper brown.

[RHIANNAKM]

why would you even want to do this? I mean. it's really not THAT funny, and tbh that cake looks pretty gross. Spend time making attractive cakes people actually want to eat and enjoy eating? O-o

[Superstarseven]

@RHIANNAKM That cake is beautiful, what are you talking about?

[nozomi90]

@RHIANNAKM I think it looks delicious. And I find it hilarious. All opinion. :D

[lmOver18iSwear]

i like how he kept his baby in the fridge.

[moesanrath]

Ill be the first to admit some thing like this isnt for me. But i will also admit that you are a very very talented cake artist and you should be proud of that. =)

[roflwatanoob]

Now i want red velvet cake.

[MsGypsyTea]

I CALL THE DIAPER!!!

[sanako1]

omg! do you cater for christenings! hahahah! very skillful! well done!

[utauvoice300]

1:06

His head looks like an apple

[Iwatchtrek]

I don't understand the appeal of this. I wouldn't eat a cake that looks like shit nor would I eat a cake that looks like a fucking baby. I understand eccentricity or funny shit but this is just dumb.

[MONKEYJAW89]

@Iwatchtrek Or you just don't appreciate the talent and time that has gone into this work of art.

[Halfbloodalchemist]

ha. i know what cake i want for my next birthday now :D

[babygurlcrazy]

Id be mad if someone gave this to me at a baby shower. i could see this being appropriate for a murders birthday. It is a bit off. You say it is just a cake but why would the inside be red? it is a bit sick..and the remarks from the people in the room proves that.

[AdventEdge]

@babygurlcrazy

Yes, because they'd actually eat a baby right? You sound like the type of person who goes around saying to atheists 'You know if I didn't believe in god I'd be killing everyone right now.'.

I say you need to be locked up and not these people, you're clearly the psycho who can't differentiate between a cake and an actual baby.

[babygurlcrazy]

@AdventEdge If you say so. that is just my opinion.

[TheSims2MovieGirl1]

who wants the first bite of the baby GOBLIN cake??

[Madikinnsable]

I love how this guy is being so whats the word . . . . . sarcastic and dry humored about us being afraid of the cutting of cakes that look like babies with in the text " the cake was good BTW " XDDD lol

[Mom2Lisette]

It was such a beautiful cake. I'm just not sure if I could cut it LOL

[mrhemi123]

are all babies made with cake on the inside? when do the organs develop?

[markidi89]

I got here from smosh>japanese commercial>here.. why does it always happen.

[killerkerara]

I am an atheist, and this looks delicious.

[jman66671]

nom nom nom babies  ;)

[TheCabbageLord]

REMEMBER ITS A CAKE

[sydissydable]

Why haven't I been eating babies?

[madlab32]

... is this even legal?? ...shit.. i think my lunch is about to come back out..

[HehxDD]

@madlab32 seriously ? u asked if its legal to kill a cake ? ffs .. if you dont like it dont watch it

[madlab32]

@HehxDD motherfucker, its a free country. dont tell me to not watch what i want to watch and comment negatively on. shut the fuck up. i repeat. SHUT THE FUCK UP! and hey fucker...u wait till ur baby comes and wait for its birthday and cut it in half...how would that fuckin feel...cus the cake looks like my kid...dumbass....

[HehxDD]

@madlab32 shut ur hole u stupid cunt ... nobody forced you to watch this and nobody cares about your stupid opinion .. retard .. illegal should be spawning inbreed childs like you not baking a cake

[madlab32]

@HehxDD hehe, you seem pretty offended by my "opinion". why else would you reply you illiterate, illegitimate, dickface, shitlicking, cocksucking, sodomic, mofo! huh?

[xarcticcx]

@madlab32 yeah, because calling someone a "illiterate, illegitimate, dickface, shitlicking, cocksucking, sodomic, mofo" proves that you aren't the offended one

[CountessKarma]

@madlab32 your baby has a smushy head and is rather ugly, then.....

[THEMUAYTHAISHARK]

DISTURBED BUT INTERTAINED

[McWxXx1011]

Nothing like eating your aborted baby. Tastes so sweet to :)

[SuperIwilson]

kind of strange looks real

[Retroblogs]

do you make this? If so awesome, do you own a business?

[vynterbone]

Recipe?

[MrThunder43]

WTF how is this funny?

[DimitriMoloko]

they should make it a meatloaf version instead of only sugar-based cake.

[magnus2730]

like having this on a wedding...

[Krystedez]

my lips were quivering the entire time like what the fuck I uhhhggghhhh

[letyoushinexx]

does anyone else find it a bit disturbing that everyone in the video finds this highly hilarious

[bigj651]

@letyoushinexx Not really. "/

[Myoosikz]

WELL FUCK EATING...

[Laurenlzbeth]

Um. Morbid much?

[Fyralynn]

I'd have no trouble eating this.

[amr1568]

who would eat it?

[msmeowwwful]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! :(

[PandoraKyss]

Pause at :57. Looks like an eye.

[candehmachine]

what? how dare you make a cake and enjoy eating it!

[DavidUndeadWalsh]

y the hell r u obsessed with making baby cakes and cutting them? and y the hell do u think it's funny. ur demented

[xAppleHead]

I really felt sick to my stomach but you've got to admit; this is a work of art :)

[gaurd728]

guy walks in i got the ca.... o my god my kid!!!!!

[Justdontaskmewhat]

and i was like baby! baby! baby! NOOO!!!!!

[RiverOfSteel]

thats seriously fuckin hilarious

[Cheesebunni]

ok..

[MysteriousButterly]

WHAT the hell?!

[RealOriginalGamers]

baby cake made with real babies! MMMMMMMMMHMMM!!! Delicious :D

[TheEternalForest]

that looks delicious

my mind is all "oh god what"

[aiLiriaici]

this should make a great Halloween cake! love the cutting part better than the eating part!

[Cutiegeri]

wow Interesting to read how much people get upset over this. it is just a cake. and for those who are worried about seeing it or their kids seeing it. don't watch it and make sure you know where your kids are and what websites they are on....

[BrieNLiam]

That's funny. Really good job on the cake its adorable.

[Kopihucky]

U should of shaken it violently first...

[LootFragg]

Eww! It should be totally illegal to eat cake! Like... eww! To my perverted mind lacking any facial recognition, this looks like a real baby! This is so gross, I threw up in my kid's mouth! Ban this filth!

*watches video for 3 minutes* *searches for more baby cutting videos* *gets back here and watches it again*

So gross! How dare you cut a cake, you will burn calories in hell!!1 The Bible says God does not want you to eat cake, that's why he made it delicious because he loves trolling.

[2010fulvtc]

@LootFragg WTF u gross mother fucker u threw up in ur kid's mouth now u have some props u freak mother fucker go see a doc u fag

[LootFragg]

@2010fulvtc I already did visit a docu fag, he hit on me and showed me documentaries and it was just boring. Also, who told you I'm into fucking freak mothers? Did my brother tell you? I swear, I'll kill him, it was supposed to be a secret he promised to keep so I on the other hand wouldn't tell anybody about me having anal fisted him when he was eleven pretending he was a sock puppet. Jesus help me, I have to seek refuge in the bible. At least the church staff I orgy hard with understands.

[TheCinnamonstix]

Ahaha Anyone who ate that is going to hell.... Just saying,,,

[ColdCity]

Did you have fun?

[njudndudi]

dayumn i want cake now :/ thanks to you guys

[yuyuhakushox]

Finally a cake that makes me feel like Chronos

[SolRosenberg84]

The stupid floating around these comments is amazing.

If you think making a baby shaped cake should be illegal, you should kill yourself. Kill yourself right now. Don't have kids first though that ruins it.

[tanushaone]

a bunch of idiots really! who ever made this cake and people who eats it are sick 100% sick on the head....

[sglasspool]

@tanushaone I agree! I could have had sex with that cake instead!

[jdogg1793]

still not as good as the real thing... Mmmm >:D

[Density211]

Man I'm hungry as fuck now.

[phantomduckie]

Some strawberry filling between the layers would have made this perfect.

[schecterplayer5668]

EL BEBE! NO EL BEBE!

[kody2025]

@Shamansplayz This is sick. I'm surprised on how many videos of this are out here...it sad and gross.