Kristen Schaal - Letterman 7/27/10

[Craxblorg]

She's so fucking funny she makes me question my sexuality. It's very confusing and awkward.

[thewombatsshred]

I love it.

A woman who is famous not because people are obsessed with fucking her body.

But because they want to fuck her personality.

A good role model for children.

[tyknos93]

she's so damn cute O_O

[ravensaccount3]

She's just so likable. And lickable. 

[edwaerin]

shes adorable!

[Paullorainetv]

Love Kristen Schaal she's so cool

[Rushgoon1]

applecheeks

[davidmclo]

She could be the bait in Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator"

[digitalintent]

Wow! Normally not a "star fucker," and I never watch any of these late night interviews, but if I met this girl I think I would be tongue tied. Loved her as Mel and this interview just proves how quick and witty she truly is.

Refreshing to see someone so down to earth, and with true talent, getting the spotlight. Too bad she doesn't have the "looks" of Jenifer Garner. She would have a few oscars by now.

[waitingformypopcorn]

They were a captive audience. :) Shes so witty.

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

she's a master troll - Letterman has no idea what's going on

[IMMTUR2]

at least she didn't work in a schweat shop.

[garygibbs92]

@IMMTUR2 That's very witty my friend.

[Jinxxed0]

she should be on everyone's list of "people not to kill when i destroy everyone on the planet"

[ehilado06]

"I would sing for them and provide dinner theater"

[mattnorway]

I would do her. her voice is so fucking seductive

[rockon6191]

She is way too quick and clever for these poor interviewers to keep up with.

[TwiceButt]

Why the shit is there roaring applause at 4:13?

[apunk015]

"Thank you Mr. Letterman" She's so fucking cute its heart-melting lmao :3

[iVenge]

when you watch HawtSheHAW you can see she has a great body.

[MrFrikomp]

This chick looks like Lois from Family Guy.

[MyQUILLEN]

Kristen Schaal is the new definition of beauty. Sweet. Articulate. Well-Spoken. Cute. Let's make babies?

[LucidDream]

I guess I'll be one of the first to say, I know exactly why I am attracted to her. No brainer.

[kinakuta81]

I want to have her babies. Not sure why.

[LifeUnderTheSwatter]

She likes to party.....she likes to get down......all she wants to do is dance!

[fwanknmt]

She is brilliant.

[Gefrce]

I think she's beautiful... I heard her name and someone calling her ugly and didn't know who she was.

Wtf? She's so pretty. *_*

[lukehmail]

shitty movie being promoted, shitty, fake-sounding, awkward interview, but she's AWESOME in flight of the conchords. 

[DigitalTransfer]

@KIDSTALLION1 She's intentionally goofy, and her voice is endearing, not even sure if it's her real voice or not, probably is. As for her nose, wow, get over it, some people have big noses. And she's GENUINELY funny without having to rely on period or 'my boyfriend did the funniest thing' jokes.

[zpy121596]

She is my new favorite person. ever.

[URKillingme100]

Loooove everything about her!

[bendon82]

Representing the ol' L town of Colorado! Woot! (I live near her parent's farm.)

[AndySabola11]

She's hilarious

[dayday1080]

she is so gorgeous!

[victorianenglish]

she is insanely funny. wow..

[brothermongrel]

@prinny081 i think she is pretty

[housecry]

She's on fire. She just keeps 'em coming.

[MrJohnboyofsj]

so dam hilarios notch sent me here!

[MsOhayoOhio]

"Well it's an independent movie, but it's got a BIG heart." lol

[MsOhayoOhio]

lol i love her character background story

[DarkEgg11]

love her voice

[codeman8806]

Longmont represent!!!!

[w1nt3rmut3]

"Have you ever worn a wig for, like, an 8 hour shift?" hahahaaaa

[johannhowitzer]

OK, she is WAY smarter than she lets on.

[teina123]

she's soooo funny love her character in bob's burgers!!!!!!

[jumpymindfreak]

Lois Griffin with Joe's wife's voice <3

[vidic245]

she sounds like my 12 year old sister

[tzweck]

too thin..

[TheseHipsDontLie87]

God, Letterman sucks. Doesn't even pronounce her name right at the end. How hard is it to say Kristen? He always does that shit to people. Ug.

Kristen was great!!!

[foogy4]

she goes on the list ...."women that you would do, but do not know why"

[DigitalTransfer]

@foogy4 Oh I know why...she's cute, funny, great pair and amazing legs.

[newbcake88]

@foogy4 Yes, yes, yes indeed.

[fractuss]

@foogy4 Probably because she's cute, smart, funny and witty.

[SwordInAir]

@foogy4 I would do her because she is funny unlike most women

[retror0b0t]

@SwordInAir word.

[MaddieJane]

she is so cute!

[wiseguy1989xx]

I find her very attractive:D

[kabloozie]

cute as a button!

Loved her in jerrytime.

[BrianAD80]

This is what happens when a real woman becomes famous and stays genuine

Cool damn chick

[donkids]

What a delightful woman.

[jmj540]

I don't why I think she's so hot.

[capitalmindz]

@jmj540 I want to do bad things with her :)

[EnvelopeGenerator]

Watch her eyes at 0:58 - creepy!

[lukev7]

this woman is awesome!

[Gates2Aion]

She's Awesome! 

[TheAmazingWhoever]

I find it funny that she's almost the same character as Mel in Flight of the Conchords. Of all the people I've seen on screen, Kristen Schaal must be the only one that can play as an cute stalker (Mel).

[2un7zu]

Most annoying voice ever.

[micfiends]

a girl with a voice i could just listen to all day so funny.

[asurikai]

She's hilarious!

[Dasscouter]

:0 never knew she was from my home town

[Fellj1801]

I love her voice

[xaireyx]

i love her voice

[Sapphire848]

I find her so annoying. She has some comedy talent but I just clash with her.

[colombi1anjay]

what's the name of the intro song?

[AdamR702]

sorry but the lisp is outta hand. her hands are really red in the xperia commercials

[MrDavizna]

She is perfect!

[albe1910]

Louise, where's your bunny hat!?

[Cascader13]

Shes seems fairly organic and literal. Comedy needs more people like her.

[Matthewac1]

I love this girl!!!! XDDDD

[gfdriver]

She seems soooo jewish, and yet she's not. Weird.

[nniuqed]

I know she is on Bobs burgers, but is she also the girl from the movie Norbit that says " I wanna be a hoe" . Her Louise character is hilarious.

[CRAZYtIeRg11]

she's very cute, she's really childlike :)

[Krisando]

@CRAZYtIeRg11

pedo

[deadnbloody6]

LMAAOO she's so hilarious. When she talks about evil or gross stuff, it sounds ssoooo f***ing histerical because she has such a sweet voice XD

[Stewartr56]

She is SOOO funny.. I met her on the set of Butter !

[hidepuller2008]

She should play popeyes wife.

[flamingpoodleofdoom]

@hidepuller2008

She should play my wife.

[mrmkowals2]

Bob's Burgers WOOOOOOO!

[lynchian]

She is fantastic.... and deserves far more fame and exposure.

[pdxnoah]

She reminds me of a 21st century version of Gracie Allen. She could easily star in a biopic about Gracie.

[InvaderZimMokima17]

She is SO cute

[BronxKid4890]

She is so funny

[cuatenunez]

OMFG hilarious shit. <3

[FatMat426]

She's hilarious when she does stand up!

[thecursedmark]

lol

[MrVercettti]

Hot

[romeo56]

There's something hot about her..

[AxT51]

she got Xperia play xD

[thatnerd92]

schweeet shoppe :D

[Clumpfy]

She really knows how to play her cards. Life dealt her some huge eyes, a squeaky but cute voice, hamsrecheeks that make her look adorable and a load of natural comedy-talent. (I bet she had a tough time in school) But she seems to never have to act, she is hust being herself and thats really funny! I really like her.

[gatohombre072]

hmmmmm i just don't see it

[stewiegirlz101]

She looks like an old hollywood actress.

[POLARBEARNOPENGUIN]

@stewiegirlz101 You look like an old hollywood actress.

[blinky1802]

@stewiegirlz101

Just like you're Mother!

[Popcornish22]

shes adorableeeeeeeeeee 

[lynchian]

She is the best.... a natural comedy talent....

[ozgleeks11]

She is the Holy Grail.

[DeadEros]

I think i just came.

[idrewapicture]

ARTGGGGGGGGG

[spiltbluhd]

great performances by both. I know these interviews are scripted but it was performed so well.

[chelseamikail]

Is it just me, or is Letterman kind of an asshole to her?

[TheMartini1234]

@chelseamikail Lol he's an asshole to everyone

[Broadway1408]

I love her, and this is on my Bday ! :D

[gunnarlarson23]

she's my love!!! get your hands off of her youtube trolls!

[vinmanr2d2]

LOUISE : }

[michaellovegrove]

hold 4

[tjakkkkk]

@Benrook88 your face

[dmitrileeparker]

She is ADORABLE! This made me smile so much.

[TheRaffaelepace]

id marry her

[Andressguillen]

i'd let her seduce me.

[unpalpable7]

@Benrook88

a Jeffry

[Im4Georgia1]

I saw her on something and I screamed LOUISE!

[Nemle22]

@Im4Georgia1 ME TOO! xD

[EstaEAC]

shes louis from bobs burger!!

[effmunee]

Her voice makes her cute...

[bweazel]

She's awesome. So relaxed.

[ConciousEcho]

She's such a cutie

[villest1]

shes halarious.

[vct33]

That may be one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen.

[AN5137]

She is cute she does the voice of Louise in Bob's Burgers

[michiyoyoshiku]

@AN5137

AKA the best new show on TV

[AN5137]

@michiyoyoshiku You said it!!! And we all know that Louise is the one that makes that show!!!!! Krristen Schaal is the best!!!

[villest1]

@AN5137 and trixie in toy story 3

[FlorrieDugger]

@AN5137 And she is also the voice of Taffy, Millhouses very brief GF on the Simpsons

[leverage1976]

@SouthOCMixdown RFLMAO youre killin it dude! :thumbsup:

[marks661man]

@SouthOCMixdown actually she sounds just like Victoria Jackson from old SNL. Except without the passable hair, face and body, XD. Turn the sound off and put on an old Victoria Jackson flim or SNL sketch with her lip-syncing over the top of it and see wat i mean, lol

[MissMetalMelissa]

@SouthOCMixdown- LOL. Ive never heard of that show. We dont have it here in the states. But I dont doubt you. Girls like this are a dime a dozen at any local US coffee shop in the U.S

@PurushaDesa- If youre referring to Natalie Portman, I cant stand her fake ass either. But at least she doesnt have a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road, like this chick. If youre enamored with the tired, ditzy cigarette girl act, great. But most of us were over that in the 1940s.

[PurushaDesa]

@MissMetalMelissa

Wow, you hate Natalie Portman too. No, I wasn't referring to her - just a stock personality type. I don't see what's fake about Portman. I don't find her dumbing down or generally insincere in interviews. She always comes across as fiercely intelligent. Conversely, Ellen Page, clearly another very smart young actress, can be a bit fake in interviews but in the opposite direction, doing the sardonic, too-cool-for-school thing but not possessing the comedic wit to pull it off.

[PurushaDesa]

@MissMetalMelissa

Disagree. It's all very calculated. I think her observational humour is clever. I can see people being irritated by the Harvard graduate girl who instantly adopts a brainless demeanour, because she thinks men are going to be threatened by them. But this is a comedienne with an actual persona - it's part of her job.

[SouthOCmixdown]

@MissMetalMelissa Spot on, mate. And good on ya for admitting it. This frumpy shejersey should be taking tickets in front of the theatre, not being featured in it. Yanks have lost their bloody minds. Time to let the adults pick the talent and not the teenies. Shes actually a poor-mans version of 'Melody' from a UK show called "The Queens Nose". Except shes quite a lot less funny and 50 lbs more swaggy.

[PurushaDesa]

This woman is so good. It's a great device to be super girly and smuggle in lots of dark humour like walking up to kids and going, "Mm! You like candy."

[leverage1976]

funny that she mentioned doing doing local dinner theatre. cuz thats about all this cowface is qualified to do. bet she gave some wicked blow jobs on her way to sitting in letterman's infamous chair.

[Zilitaz]

I hate everything about her.

[91Ducky]

i love when people go on this show who are so much cooler than david letterman...

[madmadmarko]

Shes PRICELESS in Bob's Burgers.

[chelioshit]

This chick is freaken funny as hell. And she is cute to.

[deliciousfishtacos]

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

[voltshock99]

Is it just me or does Letterman ask the most boring questions imaginable?

[xKJAl]

there's some beautifully weird about her

[halotactics]

There's something about her that I find really attractive. I would totally date this chick! :)

[bigblackbeast000]

Idc what yall say, she is a cutie!

[Organonfire]

what a cutie she is



[Organonfire]

what a cutie she is !!

[kkevinC]

THATS who she reminds me of. Boxxy. (maybe its just the tone of voice idk )

[MissMetalMelissa]

@marks661man- LOL!! Ya, she is pretty annoying. I tried to like her at first. But cmon~ she did shit with a loser druggie cradlerobber like Russell Brand....LOSER!!! LOL

[marks661man]

uhm...theres a REASON shes only been in movies for 10 mins. we like to see girls that are HOT,,not chubby dorks with a face like a globe. if i wanna see a chick like this go on for an hr about nothing,,ill go hang out at starbucks

[LiveLaughLovesss]

@marks661man and thats exactly why movies are not an art anymore, its so that guys can get a tingle down their pants ... objectifying women like that is just wrong...

[marks661man]

@LiveLaughLovesss Funny how women hav no problem w/men in music being objectified or 14y/o boys like Bieber. Or Dakota Fanning doing lesbian love scenes@15. But yet when GROWN women CHOOSE 2express natural femininity(last I checked MichealAngelo's female busts werent wearing pantsuits),&express natural sexiness that also happens 2bfunny, women cry foul. Schall offers NONE of the above. Shes plain, untalented, &2old to b on Glee. She epitomizes frump. Writer? PA? Fine. In front of the camera? No.

[MissMetalMelissa]

@marks661man~ Well said and bravo. Sarah Silverman laughs at how untalented and plain this girl is...LOL

[LiveLaughLovesss]

@marks661man haha men in music being objectified? have you seen rap & hip hop videos? and its not just men who allow this treatment but women too.. the problem is that hollywood and movie making has become more about looks then anything. its not about her talent, its about her body , the size of her ass and breasts. This constant reminder that every woman has to look perfect in order for men to like them is what causes such things as eating disorders, bulimia and anorexia and low self esteem.

[marks661man]

@LiveLaughLovesss OMG.I know u prolly read tons of women's magazines. But can we just CAN the 'men causing eating disorders' thing? 1st off- more male h.s. and college wrestlers hav eating disorders than the average female student h.s/college student body. Funny how THAT never gets brought up. Also, the fashion industry is run and maintained by 85% gay men&WOMEN. So if u got a problem /waify women who suspiciously hav bodies resembling 13yo boys, take it up w/them. Its always been bout looks, XD

[iluvme4never]

@marks661man I don't know about you, but I'd much rather see her in a movie than Megan Fox, or some other sexed up girl. She's actually funny, unlike most actresses.

[justincoolboy5]

@iluvme4never youre alone on that

[iluvme4never]

@justincoolboy5 I really doubt that, but whatever.

[e22378]

She reminds me of Jenna Fischer.

[lokeradekadente81]

She's so goofy, haha

[ethanike]

Some people are writing on here that she's just funny like this all of the time. Actually this whole thing was scripted and practiced by here a few times before going on, maybe one or two words of ad libbing.

[ThisSentenceIsFalse]

She's funny.

[pumpkinking422]

SEXY LEGS!!!

[liquidpig]

Hmmm... 8 people had to make candy all night long

[BullToTheShit]

"Real Life Female Pee Wee Herman"

[KellyAnn2390]

I honestly wish my voice sounded like hers. I love it.

[iTzJuniorOT]

i feel like she gonna spit on me

[0607normaaaaa]

she's so freakin cute.

[imcurtis206]

@0607normaaaaa she's also funny.

[glennorange]

I am so in love.

[Artisn]

No, i just hate douchers on the internet who call people fools for no apparent reason.

I get that you're angry, seriously though what were you trying to accomplish being a snarky dick, and a continuing snarky dick? Troll break ?