Cincinnati's Shadow Hare addresses Party in the Park

[noopklu]

very cool

[SmashBrosAnimated]

Lets see you dip shit fat asses do better. Did not fucking think so

[HerrWunt]

Not a superhero, a clown.

[noopklu]

@HerrWunt dude..

[Shadowtheclown23]

wow thats so pathetic no one showed up to it. but in all seriouseness shadow hare will not survive. lets put this way " closed casket funeral".

[netlizard]

He is so awesome! this is the coolest shit ever!

[LeonJordison]

Dude I bet I could kick thaqt guys ass ahahahaha. Man. Seriously I feel bad for the guy.

[gtas123]

Im sorry dude, but seriously... THis guy if a black belt in martial arts.. He would destroy you.

[RebelTaxi99]

I love how there's like 3 people paying attention to this

[myfriendcaffeine]

He needs to bulk up, wear kevlar, get a better costume, get cooler crime-fighting gadgets, and drive a sinister looking car. Do i think he's a joke? No. Do i think he needs professional help? Maybe. Does he mean well? Yes. And for those calling him a 'fag', 'lame', and a 'joke', at least he's doing SOMETHING to keep the streets of Cincinnatti safer.

[gtas123]

He actually nows martial arts. he may be small but he can actually fight.

[femoman]

God, why can't some people just be a bit more supportive. He's just trying his best. I fully support him and all the real-life superheroes....I just wish thre was one in London.

[GTFelver]

I think there is... Go to the World Superhero Registry's Website and check.

[yulaw]

Wow 125 pounds is to small in order to fight huh? someone should tell people who are in Boxing and Mma fighting at 125 or under.

What a douche bag comment!

[djac13]

Just remember that Spider-Man looked to be about 150lbs at one point.

[death2allfockers]

he doesn't live in Ohio ...

[blackturboace]

lets see him walk around northside in that cape and gown!!! a superhero,, what a weakling giving the image of a city full of clowns like this guy

[blackturboace]

what a f*cking dork doing things he can masturbate about later

[redzfan95]

we have our own justice league???

[MouthyPrick]

ya well more people will remember his symbol over your fucken hate speech ya the kids starving for attention and yes a grandma could kick his ass but still its the idea that makes it a symbol

[ithaclies]

Lame, he looks 125 lbs tops. Way too weak to fight crime. He just likes the attention. The guy is such a loser, if he finally does catch a criminal, that guy would be the laughing stock of the criminal world. Imagine the conversation in jail, "Hey man, how'd you get caught?", "Um... the Shadow Hare foiled my plans."... The kid needs to get a real hobby before he gets killed.

[at3private]

embarrasing...

[funkatraz]

Re-appropriating the fantasy of justice before it was eroded by litigious society, the quixotic knights errant challenged pessimistic conformity, but at first floundered against the Ego-Dead. Untertaking the special request of respected vigilante Phantom Zero, they then used their mobile phones to record footage, to be incorporated into a worldwide web archive. Numhcucks flared and homemade ninja stars swished as Nike trainers delivered kicks for great justice.

[funkatraz]

Although oblivious of his camcorders infective properties, Gareth deduced that if one indulged the zombies attention through the lens of a camera, one could weaken them, and his hypothesis seemed to be proved when the super villains disturbed recording. Jealous of Shadow Hares YouTube celebrity, SwordKane, Highnoon Tortoise, Glow Death Skull and the Mysterious Mexican challenged the Allegiance. The Ego-Dead were now ignored, their strength returned, hereos and villans alike were over powered.

[SeniorSharky]

THIS IS THE GREATEST SUPER HERO EVER!

[organizationkiller]

OMFG. Listen to him...her? Lol. Faggot. I hope it gets shot in the face by a crack head.

[SCTMOSS]

What is his super power? It better be bullet proof because one day he's going to come across someone with a gun.

[garylssk]

i think he needs therapy...seriously this kid is insane...and if he actually does something he could end up really hurt...which could be fun to see

[alteregodamian]

lol this dork is probably still a virgin

[BocephusMokimoto]

Totally just ripping on his ass

[PrisonerofReality]

Sad that all they're doing is ripping on him. I commend him and his group for his efforts.

[Ooftyman]

Anyone think he's oblivious to the fact that people are laughing at him?

[PrisonerofReality]

How about the important question? Does he care?

[EGarrett01]

Inevitably he will inspire some genuine lunatic to start roaming the streets in kevlar and real arms. It's what we've all been waiting for.

lol.

[biyutch90]

lol here is the scene...

STOP CRIMINAL ITS....SHADOW HARE!!!

CRIMINAL: WTF!? BAM!!!!!

SHADOW HARE:I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THE CITY A BETTER....STOOOOP! HELP

lmao

[GoodOldHalo]

Is Ohio really worth fighting for?

[Misterioso]

No.

[SlayerofEmokids]

No.

[daedraprince]

hes got the right idea

[jabbajaw925]

Much agreed.

[Yawaya12]

Haha, had to tell him what his name was.

[Cheese12348]

YA SHADOWHARE!!!!!!!

[SlayerofEmokids]

I'm pretty sure i know who it is.

[cheeselovingtree]

They're doing the right thing and that's to be respected

still, they're being ridiculously cheesy about it.

[VeeTwelve]

haha.. he sounds like peter parker.. ha loser

[Hiraga08]

Yeah, and Peter Parker is Spiderman.

Asswipe.

[StarmanXII]

Shadow Hare is the MAN!!!!!!