WARNING: this video may cause drowsiness, upset stomach, dry mouth or blurred vision

[Trickxxx]

I DON'T CAUSE DROWSINESS FOR THIS I CAUSE SCARED OF YOU!

[MrsNiky5]

funny peson

[kittyprydekissme]

You're thirty? I think if i could talk to my fifteen-year-old self, I would give a lot of stock tips. Make this time-travel thing pay off.

Those birds are just desperate to be on Youtube, aren't they?

[ruth7784]

LOL! Really excellent! Love! :-) X

[eshibbyva]

yeah she dose meth face

[artworkslive]

@eshibbyva yeah, ya got me. i do meth up a lot.....did i mention i have a lithp?

[gingergiblet]

You have a weird face

[artworkslive]

@gingergiblet well thanks, cuz that's exACTLY the look i was going for... : )

[gingergiblet]

@artworkslive On every other video as well?

[artworkslive]

@gingergiblet : )

[Gimmeabreakman]

That was good, Baby!

[artworkslive]

@Gimmeabreakman : ))))) (oops, my finger stuck) thanks, victor!

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

wrinkle cream..lol

wow, a fanny pack !

lmao, when you fucked your line up

hahahahaha

**Kisses**

[ralfonzo83]

The birds wanted to be in the video! :)

Oh and you just reminded me that I got tagged too! :0

[bedelkak]

burp again

[boobtubious]

I just came back from the bathroom, the burn from the wretching is good, gotta love the burn!

[OhCurt]

Tose birds REALLY hate stirrup pants, WOW!

LOL, this was great.

:-D

[tubedorks]

The Happy pants, LOL!

[itsBABYSMITH]

are there any other kind??? ; )

[ALICEandBRENDA]

Owned! Yah that makes a ton of sense. Thanks! Oi, and yah they make the candy ones still I was looking for valentines candy for some office bs at work and I stumbled on some, so funny!

[born2rock4u]

it is always a pleasure to watch your videos! Wow that sounded pretty dirty! :P lol

[itsBABYSMITH]

"i always receive pleasure while watching your videos." now THAT sounds dirty.

and thanks! : )

[Wizjkahna]

Wow! You came back in the same dress you were wearing at 15. What are the odds? ;-)

[itsBABYSMITH]

@Wizjkahna because sun dresses are timeless....i already addressed that in the sidebar. : )

[Wizjkahna]

Sorry, I missed the sidebar comment.

[itsBABYSMITH]

@Wizjkahna i won't dock you this time....you still get 5* for watching and commenting. ; )

[tommy30507]

You did good---AGAIN!!!!

[itsBABYSMITH]

@tommy30507 do i get a cookie for doing good? mmmmm, sugary positive reinforcement.... : )

[ChristopherMast]

Wait. How did you know Kevin Spacey was gay 15 years ago? People barely knew who he was in the first place.

I'd go OZZY on those birds

[itsBABYSMITH]

@ChristopherMast i knew he was gay in the womb, that's how good my gaydar is. a girl can dream, can't she? (yeah, he's on my 'list')

and i'd go ozzy on these birds if i thought they tasted remotely like cheese or chocolate, but unfortunately they're gamey and have a NASTY aftertaste.... *don't ask*

[bwalkervideos]

the song in the beinning remins me soooo much of Snatch! Good Stuff Baby! :D

b.walker*

[itsBABYSMITH]

oh, you....i love that bass riff...i think i like it cuz it sounds SO unlike the normal cheesy run of the mill royalty free music out there. plus, it makes me feel like i'm doing a collab with obsquatch every time i use it. win win!

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahaha! Good one!

[itsBABYSMITH]

: )

[ALICEandBRENDA]

wait. kevin spacey is gay?

[ebbixx]

@ALICEandBRENDA Who ISN'T gay? ;)

[ALICEandBRENDA]

@ebbixx

ha, so true!

[ALICEandBRENDA]

do you smoke cigs?

b.walker*

[ALICEandBRENDA]

organic produce? isnt produce fruits and veggies, which is last time i knew organic? so why the label? no no wait, i spent some time down in LA so it would make sense its one of those trendy phrases that have caught on so people know that your talkin about like vegan shit or to let people know you are a v'tarian? Seattle is like that too, i cant believe green tea ever cought on & im not baggin on you baby, i figured you could answer that for me, so i asked.. hehe

cute video :]

b.walker*

[itsBABYSMITH]

@ALICEandBRENDA organic, as i understand it, refers to the growing and processing of the food. so, organic farmers don't use pesticides, harmful chemicals, etc. i personally, think it's a racket. just another way to strike fear into the consumer in order to make a buck.

don't smoke, never have, never will....unless they still make candy cigs???? another brilliant marketing scheme to lure in future customers!

[rylandheights]

When you are throwing up... nothing else matters. So avoiding the salad was good advice. That and selling any GM stock you may own.

[itsBABYSMITH]

@rylandheights Damn! i forgot to tell myself to buy apple stock when it was low!!!!!  *fires up the time machine*

[rylandheights]

Yeah... I thought about Apple... But it would have been better to buy stock in 1986 or 24 years ago. Better get out the WAYBACK Machine! : )

[DJRaivu]

haha ^_^ Great! Everything worked out. I remember myself 15 years ago. 5 years old..wandering around..smearing Aunt Beth's make up all over my face and her kitchen walls.

:) Good times.

[itsBABYSMITH]

@DJRaivu they should put locks on lipstick, i swear! how's a kid supposed to resist a self contained ruby red crayon with a cap????

[obsquatch]

I love the late OhCurt burn

And Chicago could use more birds. It's warming up here, I swear it. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Cunt. Dick. Gargamel. See...  I swore it.

Um you are great.

[matrix2k3]

@obsquatch hahahaha cunt, dick, Gargamel

yeah I'm drunk

love you BABY!

[itsBABYSMITH]

@matrix2k3 woah! i think i've got a contact high!!!!

love you 2!

[itsBABYSMITH]

@obsquatch can you swear a little more, please? maybe it'll scare this new crap ass comment section away?!

oh, and you are greater...

[matrix2k3]

@itsBABYSMITH I hate the new YT comment section, layout of videos... come on YT fix what needs fixing and leave alone whats not broke.

ahhh I feel better now back to my Jack & Coke

cheers BABY

[Sugartalker]

M.C Hammer pants are not the bomb?! I have had the feeling that I'm being laughed at behind my back :(

Great video!

[itsBABYSMITH]

@Sugartalker well, you could easily fit a bomb in those pants, along with 4 other terrorists! ; )

[Ranblv]

Best response to the tag yet, I hated those fanny packs :-)

[itsBABYSMITH]

@Ranblv hey, thanks! and yeah, fanny packs were just plain silly. probably invented by a man who refused to just wear a purse!