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  • How about Mao Zedong?

    poor old Mao, the most evil tyrant of the 20th century- doesnt get any

  • Lmao at 1:08.

  • How about putting the words to John Lennon's "Imagine" on this video?

    PLEASE!

  • @TheShottyCutScene exactly, I actually started telling this to peopel who said they like Commie's better than Nazi's because the Commies were the good guys in WWII, I tell them everyone was equal before Death in Stalin's reign, for Hitler's it was selective killings, not bloody minded madness.

  • Worst Public Speaker ever. Look at his nervous back and forth shuffle!!

  • Why do you think Stalin was so bad? What he did to Europenians and Americans? He just saved your lives from Hitler, and nothing else. Yes, he was quite with Russians and other Soviet people, but if you read the real facts, you'll know that he killed less people. And that was necessary to save the Soviet Union.

  • @soft3485 what? While Hitler did indeed kill around 7 million people in death camps, Stalin was responsible for the deaths of a little over 40 Million of his civilians...40 fucking million. That's more than Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong and Ho Chi Minh COMBINED. Now try and tell me that that was necessary to save the Soviet Union.

  • @callofpatoody If you read real documents of that time, you'll see, that only 3 million of people were arrested(only arrested, not killed). The number of killed people is nearly 650 thousand. Don't get crazy because of propaganda.

  • @soft3485 Can you please show me where you've got that information? I know the west has indoctrinated the world against the USSR, but I didn't think it'd go as far as forging millions of deaths.

    I'm not being sarcastic BTW, what you are saying is totally new to me.

  • @soft3485

    But there is no argument, both Hitler and Stalin where ruthless and blood letting rulers of nations, where the people of those nations were just to frightened to do anything it. Both leaders led a reign of terror over many. Jews, Muslims, Gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses, even Gays. (There are many other groups that I have not mentioned). Or anyone who tried to stand up against them.

  • Stalin never ranted.

    Like true tyrants, not pussies like Hitler, he went very quiet...

    That's how everybody in the room knew that shit was going down.

  • THe problem is Talin didn't use to show off and to go crazy during hi speeches, it was something like this:

    watch?v=_NG7UdQHH2w

    watch?v=_NG7UdQHH2w

    watch?v=NxpGzI90g3o

    So nthee is nothing inteesting you may "prank" on this topic, as far as I suppose.

    watch?v=uYyd0WznCxs

    29.55 untill the end - this is maybe the most emotional scene with Stalin in Rusisan cinema.

  • It's only funny if you don't know Russian :{

  • An unsubtle version and I'll be giving it a go

  • What about the CREPES@!!!!!!

  • Am I the only one that thinks Stalin looks like Mario?

  • Haha that was good

  • You spelled waffles wrong...

  • at least spell waffles right....

  • @TazzerMW3 he meant to spell is as waffels, it's a play on words of "waffen" as in Waffen SS

  • all hail father stalin! join the communist party

  • Bring me Stalin!!Stalin!!Stalin!!

  • Stalin and Milhouse go on a roadtrip to try and become memes.

  • Quit "stalin" and post a comment already lol

  • This is so weird when you understand russian

  • hahahahaha IT WORKS MAN, STALIN WORKS..........if u tell me he stole the waffles lol then he double works nice vid man

  • fuck all comunist!!!!!!!!

  • Haha the vodka. 

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  • All I got was "Its-a me, Mario"

  • I speak Russian and his Russian sucks just like Hitler's Austrian-accented German

  • I dont think Stalin would sound as histerical in Russian as Hitler in german.

  • It never took offf :(

  • @TheShottyCutScene now this is one classical approach by an american but please enlighten me where do you base your stuff....I am all ears....

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  • I'm Russian and I'm having some trouble understanding him...

  • @theantonlulz

    I heard that when Russians first heard Stalin speak on the radio they were shocked to learn he had an accent. Being Georgian (Kartveli) it would've been a Georgian accent in Russian

  • the problem here is that Stalin needs a MOVIE so then we can parody it on here... otherwise this vid is great ;-)

  • @pannam1 The animal stalin is to be parodied on whatever old or new film, he can not be neglected enough and rediculised enough as he together with mao are the 2 most evil creatures of humanity since day 1. i repeat they are evil pure evil, and only to be dispited in any way.....!!!!!

  • Its not as funny when you actually speak russian and my understanding of russian interrupts the funny :(

  • @RussianCoolwhip i speak russian and this is hilarious

  • Funny.

  • Hitler love waffles... o.O"

    

  • Fuck stalin Hitler forever! SIEG HEIL

  • FAIILLLLLLLL

  • Aw comeon. I know hitler was a mass murderer but you can't take a mans waffles...Can't we just bring him back from the dead and kill him again?

  • In Soviet Russia speech tells you!

  • Not condoning Hitler here, but Stalin was far worse, and we were stupid to ally with communist Russia.

    I think mankind as a whole gives himself more credit than he deserves.

    We build great nations and then they turn into shit.

  • @keyofdavid888

    From what I understand Stalin did actually kill more people, but Stalin was apparently content to just control Russia...whereas Hitler tried to take over the whole world, and got close enough to success to scare the shit out of everyone for decades and probably centuries to come.

  • @EGarrett01

    It's depending on what we call 'Russia'. He wanted to make Russia even bigger, with all Eastern Europe in it's borders, and other countries hinging on Russia in as many ways as they could (most important, economically). Communism and socialism were very ideological about that.

    To the creator of the video: nice vid, but I don't think it'd be possible. Stalin isn't so expressive here. The biggest fun in Hitler video is seeing him being furious about little things.

  • @keyofdavid888

    why not both stalin and hitler were evil instead of saying which one is more evil then who

  • @BallsoFStee Because, the way history books make it seem, Hitler is far worse. When Stalin killed much more with no prejudice. If Hitler was a sickness to mankind, Stalin was a cancer. I mean, Hitler was terrible, he killed millions, but history books and schools make 'Good Ol' Uncle Joe' look much better than Adolf. I'm not condoning Hitler, just staying that Stalin's reign of terror needs to be brought to the light.

  • @TheShottyCutScene Things were kept under wraps a lot better, up to the disintegration of the USSR. Even after no one wanted to talk. A high-school history textbook I used had some outdated numbers, guessing around ten million were killed. The more realistic number is five times that.

  • @TheShottyCutScene stalin killed 20 million, hitler killed 18 million and caused a war which killed 60 million. anyway, if stalin hadn't industrialized the USSR they would have lost and 150~ million would be dead instead.

  • @TheShottyCutScene Stalin didn't kill anybody, I think you must have it wrong.

  • @TheKingofthebox His regime did. Hitler didn't actually kill anybody either.

  • @TheShottyCutScene No, no your wrong. I don't think you can prove yourself.

  • @TheShottyCutScene

    oh and Hitler killed loads of German boyscouts, but not many people know, just like the fact that Glen Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

  • @TheKingofthebox Proof of Hitler killing German boyscouts? Though, said boyscouts wouldn't near account for the amount of people Stalin's regime killed. Also, I could believe that Beck raped and murdered, just 'cuz it's Beck.

  • @TheShottyCutScene Give me some proof then (other than American propganda to justify the building of nuclear weapons) /

  • @TheKingofthebox Proof of what? It is a widely known FACT that Stalin killed over 20 million people.

  • @TheShottyCutScene you are a fool, only a Hitler lover would say Stalin was worse then Hitler

    let me guess, you love Hitler?

  • @K1222221 I'm part Black, I hate Neo Nazis, I hate Nazis, I hate anybody oppressive. Stalin killed over three times as many people. Only a retard or a disgusting human being would actually believe that Hitler was worse. It's like choosing between two terminable illnesses, they're both terrible, but one is worse. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up before I make you cry.

  • @TheShottyCutScene ok retard, again if you think Stalin was worse then Hitler, it shows what an idiot you are, maybe you are not a Hitler lover but you are an idiot

  • @K1222221 Listen, Hitler killed over THREE FUCKING TIMES Stalin did. And a LOT of Stalin's kills went uncounted, so it's probably like five times as much. If you kill one person, and I kill three then I'm a worse person. Same thing here. Both were fascist cunts not worth the air they breathe, however, Stalin killed THREE FUCKING TIMES as many. It's bullshit American propaganda that 'good ole' uncle Joe' is a good guy. History is written by the winners, and you believe everything you here.

  • Good one!

  • why somany dislikes? this was quite good, especially since stalin wasn't ranting like hitler - good effort mate!

  • Is he a Mexican?

  • you do realize that this guy just took a speech of stalin and put a translation on it, that he doesnt say anthing close to this...he really is talking about world war 2...

  • @mironcat1234c It is not rocket science to figure that out, mate...

  • He's talking so funny.

  • @MrSarraziner is it because he is seaking RUSSIAN?!

  • Everyone knows Lenin was the real cut-up.

  • He's actually thanking the men and women for fighting Hitler and the Nazis, and encourages them to be the liberators like the famous Russian military heroes in Napoleonic or other wars. Under the flag of Lenin (of course)

  • Nein, you will never take the Luftwaffles!

  • @HazMatMedia my grandpa took them and beat their ass, for all the suffering and deaths they had caused to the world; and he was just one of many brave men and women. from russia with love! :)

  • SWAAAAAAAAAAGG

  • 122 the previous generation stupid communism lovers

  • Damn. I wish I didn't know Russian. :(

  • @mgk81 lol hahahaha

  • sfoff sfoof!

  • Poor uncle joe :(

  • Now I understand what it takes to be German watching hitler parody :)

  • @MrNinjy what does he say actually?

  • @MrNinjy and not a single word on Stalin Parodies. Truly a shame!

  • @jotenko

    The site is denying me from from posting the second half of the translation for some reason :(

  • @MrNinjy so he talks about upcoming Stalin Parodies in 60 years, on the second half?

  • @jotenko

    Unfortunately, no :)

  • @MrNinjy nicely done.

  • @monokhem: And what were the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Tea parties? Truman is responsible for more than a million deaths, and yes, there is the justification that those were war crimes, but he ordered the bombings, so he is just as responsible for that crimes as Stalin is for the Gulag!

  • 122 people are Stalinists

  • entertaining, since even Churchill and Truman murdered more people than Lenin and Trotsky did, but you won't have any luck with Stalin parodies.

  • @Vict0r1984 Bullshit. Truman didn't murder anybody.

  • Of course there is no Stalin parody! His speeches were calm and even more boring for the common man who doesn't care too much about politics than today's political propaganda. Hitler was a mad man, but his speeches were full of passion and power, and were enough to make an advanced country adhere to his political agenda and elect him as a president... If you want a real, powerful communist revolutionary speech you can turn into a parody, search for Lenin or Trotsky. Sure, that wouldn't be so

  • TROLOL is there a mussolini parody? XD

  • "there is some votka with my name on it at the hotel" epic !

  • @VikingNinjitsu Is there a subtitle file for this version of the Stalin parodies?

  • @TravellerFellow idiot

  • I'm so sad :[ Poor Stalin

  • I support this new interned fad!

  • This dude speaking like hes high lol

  • @Metalicalypse I bet you he was drunk. :D

  • Unlike Hitler Parodies i understand what actually talking about so its not as funny

  • @GeckoVova2000 do you mind translating for us?

  • It's funny the maker of this chose waffles. It made me think of the Waffen SS.

  • @FreelancerWolfy I think you mean, Waffle SS, Hitler's special waffles division.

  • @satanaeI waffle ss epic win xD

  • @satanaeI there is also the Luftwaffle, Hitler's air waffles division.

  • The previous generations nightmare became these days joke...

  • @brolyx2 yea, problem?

  • @darkmankill1

    Nah, unless you like mass killing and masacre

  • @brolyx2 you got that quote from SCREAM 4!

  • @UnknownDemoTapes

    No i didn't and i saw that movie, and i don't remember stalin in that movie...

  • @UnknownDemoTapes

    Oh yeah, i just remembered that line, but i can asure you that i came up with this on my own...

    And why there is always internet heroes who try do rant on top comments?

  • @brolyx2 I like to think that's a good thing. we're effectively castrating them by laughing at them without necessarily forgetting about the horrors they inflicted upon people.

  • @ciararavenblaze

    Well, i guess its good and reasonable explanation

  • @ciararavenblaze are u castrating them? i dont see it

  • @syngar99 figuratively speaking, yes I am.

  • @ciararavenblaze i dont see it. i think that in the 21st century, the internet debate culture (or lack thereof) has given people the idea that just bashing is a valid form of debate or logical discourse.

    the most obvious examples of this are accusing people of being trolls, or "umadbro"

    people are more concerned getting burn points than actually saying something

  • @brolyx2 SCREAM 4 quote

  • @brolyx2 People made fun of them back then too.

  • @brolyx2 A few decades from now, videos like this will feature Kim Jong-Il, Fidel Castro, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, and other scum who have abused their power.

  • @UberAntisocialist

    You happened to forget also "George W. Bush" and "Barack Obama"...

  • @brolyx2 welcome! to the internet

  • @brolyx2 LOL

  • Too soon> Stalin is soooo not funny. He killed more people than Hitler and lasted much longer. Additionally, he outwitted the allies at Yalta. If only they had listened to Patton.  If Stalin had happily shot himself after suffering a humiliating defeat, he'd laugh-out-loud funny. As it is, it's not funny. It's just sad.

  • omg. its so hard to concentrate on the subtitles since i know russian. ITS SO CONFUSING

  • in Soviet Russia,Parodies laugh you!!!!

  • I give this one 5 heils.

  • Stalin is a boring shit. Like listening to your principal doing the morning announcements.

  • it sucks that i understand the language so its confusing to read the thing

  • @odis098 Та же ерунда, слушаю одну, а читаю другое :)

  • @Uzuhl no he was a komunist who started to like hitler before hitler foold stahlin that he liked him then he turned against him and stahlin was enougth dumb to still hate jews even if he was a komunist

  • @trevipp what the HELL is a komunist?

  • @trevipp better yet, how did you spell Stalin wrong when it's in the video title?

  • ^&&&& tired of dum vids like dis??? me too.... so watch:f HITLER HATES OHIO STATE....IT IS EPIC.... BUT NEVER WATCH: max strong....he is scary, yo.... never go to : ironclad media alliance..... never.

  • @borat123789 no italian/mexican :D

  • commies sux

  • @Justvik88Skinz People with poor grammar and spelling are pretty tiresome too.

  • lool, super mario :D

  • In Soviet Russia, video subtitles you!

  • i love how the stalin's facial expressions had a somewhat match to what he was saying xD

  • hillarious!

  • LMFAO!!!! That was awesome!

  • admiral mario!

  • I love how he mentions the existing videos like Hitler loves his waffles

  • I would like to see this ass licker hanging from a tree!

  • @BlitzkriegOwnage I have great respect for idiots, who have no idea what they are talking about. Muahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @despameratos You still at slave man? i would be happy to let you be educated a tiny bit! have you ever heard of Stalins purgers? Long before any holocaust took place stalin was starving his own peopl! SO YER I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM SUSPENSION HANGING SLOWLY :)

    Now go tell your mummy what you have learnt! ohh wait i forgot you can not read :(

  • @BlitzkriegOwnage what?? speak ZULU !! muhahahahahaa

  • @despameratos Nope you test tube experiment!

  • Kim Il Jung would make great parodies! He looks like a cross between KD Lang and my takeout delivery guy.

  • 98 people were killed in berlin by the soviets

  • Who do i get that video

  • can you decide how to spell waffles or waffels lol

  • how about a mussolini phones stalin video?

  • If u can laugh at this ur seriously retarded

  • Mussolini- such a buffoon, ripe for parody.

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  • lol, stalin

  • its hard for me, cause i know russian

  • @WolfClant Lmao I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking like what if somebody actaully speaks and comprehends the video then it would be hard to read the subtitles and be funny