Diet and Exercise III

[thefatburningdiet]

If you wanna lose weight fast, do what I did

Go to fatburner. cz. cc and learn how to lose weight easy and quickly!

:D

[mcglothern]

ahahahaha didn't help me with my chemistry problem but it was a good laugh

[sabinatarium]

right-o... but couldn't you also just go somewhere cold, and then your volume would decrease and you'd look skinnier (and be COOL)?

[Zarbod]

Yes, but as a man, well.... Let's just say that the cold has negative effects on other things as well.

[creepysonofabitch]

Zarbod is cool.

[Zarbod]

Thanks Dude! Glad I can help with your fitness plans.

[bhhjbvv]

suck it biachs>='

[Zarbod]

Suck what? You'll really need to be more specific in your suggestions.  Cheers!

[smithandwessonm76]

Why would a Zeta Reticulin have a British accent?

[Zarbod]

I just talk like that to make people feel more comfortable. If I used my real voice they would probably go insane.

[cblazer]

@smithandwessonm76 it's rectillium,beings from the ass hole, and well we all know if ass holes could talk they'd have British accent!

[fijberto]

how do u expect to increase pressure?

[ThatsAshley]

Hyperbolic chambers?

[fijberto]

Isn't that a fictional room in dragon ball where goku trains to beat cell?

[Zarbod]

No, it's a real thing.

[Larryk12308]

oh man too much math formula for an ex fine arts major ARGH!

[ThatsAshley]

I majored in French Poetry! I now serve coffee at Starbucks :(

[heltrim12]

Ha...Ha Ha....you are a genius!

[GregGallows]

I loove the intro music soooo muchly ^_^

*moves his bodeh*

[ThatsAshley]

Move MY body?

[bdjnk]

The physics of weight loss explained by a master. I feel so enlightened it hurts.

No really, this pressure is killing me.

[DIZZYZAP478]

Mmmmm food.

[mangobanna]

woot. i loove the logic. if only everything in life could be this simple

[Zarbod]

Mango, I'll boil it all down for you. I like to keep things simple.

[vainihminen]

Hello Zarbod. No pain, that's cool. Long time no Comment, and yet I watch each and every single show you make. There's something about you friend.

[Zarbod]

vainihminen, we'll it's great to hear from you my friend. Don't be a stranger.

[gnooze]

With global warming we'll all be getting hotter, so I'm going to skip the gym and leave my car idling in the driveway.

[Blargaldalien]

Skipping around the gym,while idling the car would be a good combination.

[Zarbod]

Blargal, I have a friend who works out in his garage while his car is idleing. You know, I haven't heard from him in weeks. I wonder if he's ok.

[proffmongo]

So what you are really saying is to eat more beans!!!

[Zarbod]

Proff, well, beans are musical and they are clearly a fruit. One might say they are a musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. So....yeah. Eat beans.

[distorteddogma]

I think we are going about this all wrong. If we reduce the earth's gravitational pull, we all loose weight together.

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

Doggie, To do that we'd have to follow the laws of universal gravitation. So we'd have to remove part of the mass of the earth to reduce our weight. Or just move farther away from the center of the earth. Perhaps Denver. While there, try the Denver Ohmlet. They're fantastic.

[ddlsr]

Given that the Earth is oblate rather than a true sphere, I think Hawaii would be a better choice from a purely scientific standpoint.

But you're right, Denver Omelets are fantastic.

[RiddleSpider]

I have nothing intelligent or funny to add yet I still feel the need to comment. Hoping that typing will encourage weight loss I guess.

[Rowdyeh]

I know, you could install a gas valve, keep the gas in and walk around like a hydrogen balloon. When the pressure gets unbearable you could put some of the gas in a bottle and power your car from it solving 2 problems at once, genius, yes? But keep away from open flame and ignition souces for safety!

[Zarbod]

You know, we ought to make giant balloons and fill them with hydrogen.  Then we could fly around. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Rowdyeh]

That would go down like a Led Zeppelin!

[bhhjbvv]

are u insane ya stupid alein biatch

[Zarbod]

Why thank you so much.  I live to serve!

[Shalassaska]

increase presure by 400% and volume down by 30%.

OK, so basicly it all comes down to: Eat a bomb

[Zarbod]

Sahlas, pretty much. A Fat Bomb.  If it works, do it.

[TankCarl]

Zarbod.Getting hiotter,while your volume remains static could lead to an explosion.If the shell cannot take the pressure,since there is an increase in mass,the force must increse per unit of area.

Do you have a large enough unit? WHAT THE BUCK wants to know.

[Zarbod]

Tell, Michael that no one will ever know about that. But don't worry. I don't have an exoskeleton so I could increase in volume if I needed to. I just don't want to.

[Oxygum]

Fat people should be flogged. By me

[Zarbod]

Oxygum. Don't hold your breath for that Nobel Peace Prize.

[LocoMiguel]

I guess he doesn't spew enough hot air to receive it.

[Zarbod]

Loco, Al Gore has some to spare I hear.

[fuzzfoot]

Ahh, a fetishist.

[Zarbod]

Fuzz, I don't know how this discussion got back in the gutter, but here we are. Feels like home.