Cracked TV - The 7 Most Incredible Displays of Pointless Talents

[alienwrksh0p]

requiem and cool runnings? i can dig it

[firingmahlazar]

3:07

yeah i also always hold the album im listening to :|

[xxxBaybeeBobzxxx]

If your gonna learn to play an instrument (dont) LOL! x

[Mech610]

Hey, I live next to Skokie :D

[VdibirtV]

I nearly cried laughing with the cool runnings bit :)

[Maddolis]

Hah, posters of The Notebook?

[Retsamegas]

the bloody nose was great

[Amnamnimnus]

Who noticed the Mutated Facecat in the backround when he was jammin' his record?

[bond626007]

I think that guy needs to legally be married to that ukulele

[chris49480]

3:36 LOLOLOLOL

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

1:50 I hear Tears for Fears

[sk7ch]

oh good, the creepy ass faceless cat is in the background at 3:07

[Archedgar]

@sk7ch LOL I can't believe I didn't catch that the first time.

Oh man thumbs up for you sir.

[SgtLion]

"My friends call me hot guy" xD

[nandee1fuery]

@SgtLion Actually, I think he said "Hawkeye", but I could be wrong.

[videowatch84]

god cracked sucks

[crunchdoggie]

Holy crap is that faceless cat at 3:10?!

[HeartAttack1990]

That is hardly a fair question. After all, the guy who doesn't play the accordion is also Michael Swaim, which per definition overrules everything else.

[MrTheChipster]

Lol who doesn't play the acordian

[blackkakari]

@MrTheChipster Anyone with a hope of getting laid.

[virusfifteen]

0:34 Yellow line to skokie for the win

[judgesword]

two words..... Instant mustache

[rodericf1]

3:35 Pissed myself laughing. :)

[AnimalsSuperCute]

Love your video.

[STOxSniper]

When he said scream out your idea i screamed out FUCK YOU! then he says alreight well fuck you to then. No joke. Im scared

[KMxHearts]

This video has my favourite S.W.A.I.M. acronym.

Say

What

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Instant

Mustache

[SolSilence]

Who can resist the power of the shine? *Skips ad

[Nekropzial77]

I would make sweet love to this video and Michael Swaim.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I really want to like this video but I really hate the Beatles

[JunKazamaFan]

A StabPhone? I'd buy it.

The reaction at 5:18 was great!

[Bottlenecksify]

INSTANT MUSTACHE!

[nukleararse1]

Why does this have only 40k views.

This is quality entertainment.

[Tullece]

How this series is not more popular is beyond my comprehension.

[c4r50n1]

He took the theremin and fucked it in the ass.

[souske25]

"ukulele no good"

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

Why is Chase the cat in his room?

[Spunky320]

ahhahhhahahahhahaha!!! i call this the helicopter!!

[McLen194042]

Oh, Lord...Wild Honey Pie sped up!

[dannysgrl2]

Cool Runnings FTW! :D

[ColonelHoraldo]

Ok, Jake Shimabukuro definately hasn't squandered any talent. I searched his name, and he makes AMAZING music.

[Spunky320]

@ColonelHoraldo aww ik i lov his songs on ukelela (srrry) but he is sooo awesome!

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

They don't call it the Clap for nothing!

[Lulzman69]

Swaim should offer moustache rides.

[LadyInTheRadiatorrr]

"I call it the stab phone"

"Oh thats got a ring to it."

LOLOLOL ITS GOT A "RING" TO IT. ahahrharhahr phone puns. sighhhhh.

[SoleFireFilms]

ha ha - really? "The worst thing you've ever done??"

[THESAVAGEBEASTBKLYN]

This guy is really talented! He should get as many views as ray william johnson! 29,353 is far to low for this video!

[undeny]

@THESAVAGEBEASTBKLYN @THESAVAGEBEASTBKLYN Crap.. Didn't know who Ray WIlliam Johnson was till your post..? He sucks compared to CrackedTV! And his videos r basically the same as tht other more caucasian kid's antics that YT kept jamming onto the homepage everyday till recently, same video thumbnails tOO! I mean the 1st name that came to my head for a straight up comparison was McHale from "The Soup". But I seriously haven't a clue as to how R.W.J got like 100x the views Swaim gets here..

[lahddie]

When swaim asked for examples of this on twitter i linked him to his own video. He said "touche"

[warhaammer]

I call this the helicopter. Cracked me up xD

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Swaim for pope

[andybpiano]

I love how Swaim always wears that "Mr Pickles Sandwich Shop" t-shirt in the masturbation scenes.

[Alenthas]

Instant mustache >_< nearly crapped myself :D

[UberMan5000]

Is the sound off-sync on this video, or is it just me?

[dropout02]

@UberMan5000 only at the begining, they did it as a joke

[qbalaqss]

They're running out of macronyms. Let's see who gets that joke.

[jek21]

"It's kind of like the UFC but you get beaten up more often." An under-appreciated joke, I think.

[dalpezzo13]

thank you , oh mighty rebelgamer of punfullness. i think my very soul just deteriorated by reading that horrible comment sent from the depth of hell itself.

[rebelgamer]

Oh Swaim, I mustache you a question...

...but I'll shave it for later.

[redwulf1943]

@rebelgamer i don't know, he'll probably have to mullet over, first.

[facecycle]

Awesome that he's got two posters for 'The Notebook' in the background.

[hellojulie]

why is his nose bleeding when he tears up the resume?

[BoingBoingallen]

I know someone who can play trumpet and solve a rubik's cube at the same time. He went on Jay Leno. Ohhhhh yeah.

[Umba]

man, accordions are so underrated

[htimSsalohciN]

@Umba Yeah in American Pie band camp he keeps some ass on the accordian

[johnytoreno]

3.33 is the funniest thing i know.

[13linkinparkluver13]

XDD Ahhh.... Helicopter. :3

[BitterBosh]

Cool Runnings slow clap, for the fucking win.

[oldschoolcommy]

this might be the only video on youtube without a joke about the disklike bar.

[maddhattertime]

@oldschoolcommy well they're not so much jokes as they are retarded.

[oldschoolcommy]

@maddhattertime very true

[Zurisht]

I'd rather sleep with you Michael Swaim.

[chosentonessournotes]

God, Swaim is one of the funniest dudes alive.

[xoxogossipgirl60422]

instant mustache! :iD

[RandomPath]

easy there, Jamaica

[BBsgalore]

Say What?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

INSTANT MUSTACHE

[BLACKIESBOY]

@BBsgalore

WHAM BA CHACKAWACKA

[Remskillz]

*Clap* AAAAAH!

[chocomog35]

The nosebleed bit....priceless.

[Ghandil]

I actually have been to television with Penspinning twice, so it actually was not 100% pointless i mean i got money.

[ShtikMahn]

@Ghandil No. 100% pointless.

[Njaaks]

I call this the helicopter:D:D

[pokez117]

How would a robot grow a stache?

[Eoph]

@pokez117 Instantly obviously

[magicaxis]

@Martinoxx you mean 1/2?

[stripysocks7]

3:07 is the best part and the funniest thing I have seen all day.

[Nostalgic101]

Anyone know the song playing at 0:48?

[Martinntoxx]

@ShlomiShlomoYonni It's because my personal statistics says that 2/4 of the people in Youtube are 14 year old girls who have horrible tastes in music.

[unorthodoxJ]

Chase "no-face" the cat at 3:07

[DoctorPeteVenkman]

It is, in fact, "squeezes". Or "box-mauling", if you're a true pro.

[MechaRoosevelt]

I would hire the shit out of Hawkeye.

[freakoffreaks145]

Swaim is awesome. :D

[traxdata94]

"I brought my balls"

"I will assume that you mean literal juggling balls"

"I do this time"

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Whoa hey, are those headphones the Ultrasone Hi Fi 780s?

[mynameisdarthtater]

I can *almost* solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded. I just need to practice memorizing the corners.

[JoTheAnomaly]

I'll take accordion boy :D (Weird Al plays one)

[mrpaul94]

Great

[neofriends]

@Some3moGuy JT? Who the fuck is that? I know JD, but JT is someone incredibly new!

[iwilleatyou7678]

haha anyone notice the hideous no-face cat at 3:13

[EPICFAILLOL]

is this micheal swaim, or michael swain (newgrounds' the swain, author of block head and mastermind)

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

AH! reqium for a dream!

[xXAntsonXx]

oh for the accordion bit i totally disagree, everyone loves when my friend plays, he's always the leading act

[Yaalah]

This show is so creative.

[kevinlovecars]

DICKS,PUSSIES,AND,ASSHOLES

[Quizerno]

HEY! MY DAD PLAYED THE ACCORDION EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO BED!?

[cupofnoodles612]

@Quizerno Oh. Okay.

[JRO1646]

Hey my house is on that map. Now I feel special.

[InsaneRoacher]

@JRO1646 mine too

[stewiesbabe]

i would sleep w/ swaim, but @ the same time, that other guy probably does some good fingering..........

[Ilovezebrapig]

@stewiesbabe

Nope, it just wouldn't be the swaim

[desiredoceania]

@stewiesbabe

.... I...

.... jesus dude.....

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@stewiesbabe His penis has 9 settings from smooth sailing to prison rape.

[Fyrzon]

@BonesxtoxPaste Lol I say that to people that I talk to because of this show.

[nobetternickname]

swaim is the goddamn man!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

How do you spell the name of the Japanese Noise Music guy?!?! Please let me know, I wanna look up some more of his stuff. Thanks!

[silverwolf904]

@frankensteinmoneymac I think in Romanjii it's Idachi Komoni. Either that or Itachi Komoni, or his last name is Komouni.

[princesstamika]

@frankensteinmoneymac Hidachi Tomomi?

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@princesstamika Nope...BUT that was close enough that I was able to find him!!!! Apparently its ADACHI Tomomi ....Thank you though.....I had looked for him a long time ago, and could never find anything (due to not knowing what his name is) I had almost forgot about him, till reading your reply and trying your suggestion....so THANK YOU!!!! I am in your debt!!!

[TheAfterPipe]

I come to these because I'm so addicted to Swaim. I've seen this a bunch of times already.

[pathwaysmadepublic]

Shout it now!  No? ok, fuck you too then...

[Ragnarok6688]

Scenic downtown Skokie isn't very sceninc. It's mostly Jewish business establishments.

[Ragnarok6688]

@Ragnarok6688 Bonus points for that map showing my house.

[sunshine0shenanigans]

love the mustache! hahaha

[groupthinker1984]

I like how his closing couch gag was probably only funny for about 95% of his audience.

[groupthinker1984]

@groupthinker1984 Just to clarify, another 4.99% got the joke but didn't laugh at it. The remianing .01 percent are the ones that actually shouted something at the video screen. I haven't lost THAT much faith in humanity

[nosorab3]

By the power invested in me by the robocracy of Androidulon; small side-burb of the atomatopolis Mechanoville off the I-80 next to the Buca Di Beppo in scenic downtown Skokie Illinois; I hereby declare today's topic...

I love this guy!

[Joibestasti]

BURN THE 'STACHE.. dude

[elliottchrist]

Funny - "Wild Honey Pie" sounds kind of better on double speed.

[punkercook84]

fuck you too then!

[stewiesbabe]

ive 2 questions: where the fuck is 1:05 from?! and y is it when i go on cracked.com for too long i get a virus?

[Demon1ck]

@stewiesbabe It is from Requiem for a Dream. The ending.

[Ragnarok6688]

@stewiesbabe Yeah, question 2 was a huge what the fuck for me as well. Then I considered that a large part of their target demographic is bored early-20's dipshits who spend too much time on a computer. Also, roughly 30% of their commenters are spambots, so that probably doesn't help matters.

[saria11121]

Instant mustache :D

[rightsideup40619]

the last one is JReflex93

look him up.

[gddan]

nice cool runnings clip

[Tekkenfreek234]

7 views?

[Scrapperton]

Why are there no views or anything? @_@

[B0XofAWES0ME]

@Scrapperton because the average youtuber is an obese jonas brothers fan with down syndrome. also because the video titles too long. but mainly the first thing i said.

[smaakjeks]

@B0XofAWES0ME

Ur geh LAWLS! N JONAS BROhers roools stfu11! u n00b!

How was that? Convincing?

[JesterAzazel]

@Scrapperton

I imagine most people watch this stuff on the cracked website..