Dokken vs Chicken: Firewall Software - Heavy Metal Music | Norton

[dragster12323]

Just a heads up to all viewers, this isnt the only allow version. there is another more epic one.

[blasterrifle3]

DOKKEN IS EATING MY FILES!!! Kinda delicious though

[joshofsouls1993]

Wait wait wait wait....

Dokken is going to... eat my hard drive?

[leo97739]

i dokken didnt like chicken

[lightspeedtamsy]

So, if you hit the allow button, the hacker gets dinner, right?

[danne249]

FUCKING DESCUSTING he want to have his "way" with the chiken O_o!? and unleashing his wrath on the chiken xD

[XxiiiNsAneXx]

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[TySavage1]

I think Dokken had their way with my chicken. It's drumsticks were violated. In a very tasty way...

[Fargocalle4]

they were vegans up until they had Fried Chicken. Than they became meat lovers! Simple math folks

[wattsun]

Norton is worst for chicken than Dokken

[hitman12]

thats false advertising dokken does like chicken

[BabyPhat250]

ha ha, Dokken didn' tlike chicken, reight?

[NisseEricsson]

I love Dokken, and chicken, and this commercial makes me hungry.

[madzane94]

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[jimUkay]

mumumumumuumumumuuumum mmmm good chicken

[rikkisogazgf]

I luv chicken & Dokken!!! Fried chicken & Dokken sound great right bout now!! Yumm... ;-P Rokkn w/ Dokken!!!

[12ihaveamac]

I bet when Sam smells that chicken, she will beat the crap out of the virus and eat

[GiantsTombMusic]

this one isn't up to par with the rest of them:( and barely even makes sense.

[GodzillaZerox]

Hey, they magicaly turned the chicken into Kfc...

I wish i could do that (O-o)

[ibheadcase]

This would have made more sense with a live chicken

[sonicfangamer2]

mmmmmm... fried chicken....

[frickfrock999]

Does Dokken need money this badly?

[ronaldli5]

yum

[windson7]

dangit. now im hungry

[Likodemus]

I can already see these ads parodied in the next PARODY MOVIE

[dthhavok110]

KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dominomusicians]

@dthhavok110 KentukkyFriedDokken... When you would click on "Deny"!

[Thonydef]

Ok I just gotta ask this If They Dont Like Chicken Why did they eat it?

[Traece]

If they hadn't thoroughly pelvic thrusted at that chicken, I would probably eat it.

[Templarofsteel18]

so damn good

[aguy222]

if dokken doesnt like chicken then why are they eatting it?

[FearlessSpinner]

Stop whining "I thought they didnt like it"!!

Wouldnt you eat your archenemy just to dishonor him?...especially if its a chicken?

[mardique]

@FearlessSpinner True. Especially after he's been "well done" in the other video. :)

[Shoot1ngStar]

looooooooool

[CDenic]

I think it's just Don that doesn't like chicken...look at his face while he's eating.

[kingsnake23]

Dokken rules!!!

[ChIck3n115]

OWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOW! I just bit my hard drive.  Nowhere near the same outcome :(

[ahlam33]

That hard drive looks pretty good, all battered and fried like that.

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

wheres the one with the russian "banker"? that you can trust because he got a pen? :o

[Akula04]

look up "bank of nikolai", that's it.

[Lucario75]

i thought Dokken didnt like chicken.....NORTON LIED TO ME T.T

[ahlam33]

But it's "fried chicken". Totally different.

[za1pp]

AVG is better than norton lmao

[NetMoverSitan]

...LOL, this is a Firewall Software commercial?! This is going on the psychosis altar in the Shrine of Psychosis!

[dSdJERKS]

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[MichaelJacksonsQueen]

lol

[Lance3375]

They dipped it in hot burning oil and added KFC's secret seasoning and then mercilessly tore it apart and devoured it with eternal darkness.

[VolaticusDiabolus]

Great, now I'm hungry for fried chicken... And I just ate like an hour ago.

[Cr1mSiR]

fucking amazing, finally a company who doesnt go off of whats popular, but with whats good.

[no1doesitlikeme]

@Cr1mSiR Only problem is that norton antivirus is overpriced and useless compared with other antivirus programs...

[donnaglaser]

Don Dokken can do anything he likes to me! Giggity!

[manzi71]

@donnaglaser I'm his brother,Rufus.Will I do?

[McCall72]

This ad campaign fricken rules.

[dosuloveshinata]

that mai fry chiken XD

[mrsstevens0n]

If they were COOLER haha, they would have used Queensryche instead of Dokken.

[cerberus144]

Hells no! Dokken Rules! *sings "don't lie to me" XD

[gswatus]

Don was hungry!

[hoagie13365]

I just shot coffee out of my nose! That was great!!!

[Downboy1234]

I use to be in 80's bands and miss the spandex running up the crack of my ass.

Man, those were the days!

[willz009]

why is this last guy talkin like yoda lmao

[RandyRhoads806]

if that chicken strikes them down now dokken shall become more powerful than it could ever imagine

[chancesdad]

HHmm?....The 80's, strange times they were....I too Metal did listen Hmmm back then...

Dark Times were they...........

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

Oh my God that was hilarious!

[kingsnake23]

I love Dokken, and I wish George Lynch & Jeff Pilson would return.

[MichaelDio]

really sad. their career went to shit

[darknessgodzamorak]

Thought Dokken didn't liek chicken...D:

[QuantumStates]

This series of ads is friggin genius! Awesome Dokken! Just wish George Lynch was in these ads as well. That would be the best!

[zibbidiStyle]

i would also allow :D

[pandarsson]

Okay, I still wouldn't advise my customers to use Norton AV, but this commercial is downright hilarious. If you could make your product that good, I'd be an immediate convert.

[klpinvestments]

Genius add!!!! Great! Dokken rocks!

[Gamepopper101]

pffft! I'm sorry Norton, how can you take that tagline seriously? That's like saying protect your TV from Alice Cooper...wait.

[Hudoste]

There was another one when they surround the chicken and it bursts into falmes.

[origingiratina]

I'm hungry now D:

[meekrob]

Ok, two things. One is the ending on Meebo is different, with the band executing a simultaneous pelvic thrust and making the chicken burst into flame. The other is that Don Dokken really looks like Bruce Willis these days.

[digitalkiller47]

man looks like good chiken

[wedll]

this advertisments are so fuckin amazing!

[kingbee63]

Hey waitaminit. I thought Dokken didn't like chicken.

[TheGiff1432]

@kingbee63 he doesn't like the chicken because it isn't cooked

[handmanman]

@kingbee63 you know that if you could devour your worst enemy, you would too, no matter how much fat there was on your worst enemy

[ROflurmom1]

@kingbee63 They never said anything about fried chicken

[thevisualboy37]

@kingbee63 They still destroyed it!

[blasterrifle3]

@kingbee63 He doesn't like Raw chicken

[Lespaulman987]

hahahahahaha!

[Ladykiller69]

This is really great...Hell ya

[WoWRellick]

Best advert ive ever seen

[leodrummer]

love it!

[Ingloriousfan16]

lol

[johnnylightning258]

AVG

'Nuff Said

[ToBreakTriviality]

Zonealarm firewal/AV plus occasional freeware avg scan > paying out the ass for Norton software.

danratsnapnames == a conceded rule breaker

This commercial == The Good Kind of Shit

[StanRather]

Finally, Dokken's getting some bread

[Acecool444]

So is that how a virus acts on you hard drive? Cool! So when will the band get a movie offer? I think they would make a great comedy act! Laughed my ass off! Get It Dokken! Yeah!

[Samcubegamer]

haha I think Norton is shit but that advert was brillant!...... At least that's one good thing they've created :D

[walexia]

hmm if i don't protect my computer with norton, can i have some delicious chicken too?

[shawnogram]

Based on the end of the ad, it looks to me like Dokken likes chicken just fine.

[VolaticusDiabolus]

Metalheads need their proteins man!

[zubieta]

@shawnogram maybe they eat it. then spew it. Then set in on fire.

[Gannondalf]

lol. cool ad.

[nickpaul2005]

I am now seeing Dokken in a new light. How can they not like chicken..?

[axoren]

Norton is the number one corporate anti-virus because corporate networks don't play MMO's and other thing.

The second a single end-user wants to do something fun on a machine that doesn't have loads of global secrets and shit, Norton's like "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that" and they're screwed. Also, viruses shield themselves, that's common sense. If Norton doesn't catch a shielded virus, you're in deeper shit than that chicken because the virus is probably made to TARGET Norton AV. GG

[gck86]

yummy.lol

[CosmologyForUS]

Great commercial for a lousy product. Using Norton to protect your computer is like using a condom to protect the US from a terrorist.

[danratsnapnames]

your a retard. Norton antivirus is the #1 corperate based antivirus system in the world. it has protected my network for 10+ years and no outbreaks. several attempts but nothing ever got beyond 1 pc.. SO FU cosmologyForUS, it didnt work for you cause your a MORON who cant push a button.

[MetaLulz1]

If Dokken shares that chicken with me, idc what they do to it.

[josanmetal]

el video conojudo, pero igual me compro el antivirus XDDD

[wavking]

If a computer us represented by a chicken then the AVS should be represented by Jim norton! Let's see that battle.

[danratsnapnames]

avs is great for 1 person. but install it on a 500 node network, and try and manage it.. lol.. talking about hell.

[kelath5555]

I like the hip-thrust/fire version a little better, but the old guy's expression ("this chicken is SO GOOD") is the best.

[Sonyoooo3]

Norton is not a virus protector just wait and will throw all the virus back to your computer and not allowing you to use your computer they are in controll of it. thats why i dont like Norton.

[danratsnapnames]

try keeping your subscription up to date.. lol.. your lack of skills maybe more to blame. notron has never let me down in 15 years. yes, virus tends to get past norton, but NORTON NEVER FAILS at TELLING YOU HAVE A VIRUS. if you got infected and you never knew about it, you would be SCREWED. NORTON worked i say. norton just failed to CLEAN it because the virus had shielding, or you lacked the skills to push a button and reboot.

[gerudox]

Have you use Norton in the last 2 years? It has gotten tons better. Still not the best, but it's not at all the resource hog it used to be.

[pizzakid770]

Or get a friggen mac!

[LSLencrypted]

friend of mine had his ebay account hijacked a few months ago - he was running mac. When a product becomes mainstream it generates attention, also the maliscious kind.

[purdypizza]

PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN

[FrostedMoses]

A payday in 2009 for Dokken? Unbelievable!

[Rammstein1318]

Quite possibly one of the greatest things I've seen in a long, long time.

[WarOfGunz]

Norton is actually a pretty good anti Virus software... But i have seen better and less expensive.

[LSLencrypted]

Norton is a huge system hog to boot - i wouldn't recommend it to anyone. The commercial is hillarious though.

[danratsnapnames]

Try Configuring your Norton you Fool.

its only a hog because you didn't tell it to ignore your porn directories and WAREZ directories. NORTON RULES THEM ALL. spoken by a white hat. norton is the only product that offers PUSHED updates, instead of "Pulled" updates. they also have a MUCH larger team for publishing more Updates.. YES UPDATES ARE THE ONLY PROTECTION. because its what is not known about is what gets you screwed. you knew you had a virus. it told you one way or another.

[hohihaho]

Makes me want to get more KFC than Norton.

[ryanmc353]

LMFAO

[MickeyMcFlarin]

i wish they would include some of dokkens music in the ad.

[cgravier]

This ad makes no sense. Why would they eat it if they don't like chicken? Still funny though.

[mrpwase]

That's pretty fuckin' hardcore chicken eating right there.

[mcgmark]

Norton is a joke.

[kolordude]

so the band likes to eat chicken ??

i would allow don dokken and Mr. Brown to eat chicken

to the other guys... ¬¬

die hungry

[GnRDude000]

Crap, now I'm hungry.....

[googhan]

this is also KFC ad

[EatEmAndSmileRoth]

Haha it wuld be a good one... heck if Dokken was in the KFC ad, I'd be eating at KFC alot more lol

[robertomolinaras]

"Would you like to allow Dokken to have its way with your chicken?"

*smirk* Innuendo

[russrawks]

teehee lol

[teababe27]

@robertomolinaras Exactly what I thought.

[djbolivia]

Macs & viruses? Check out some of the keynote speeches from Defcon 17 last month, one in particular. Don't sleep too easy if you have a Mac.

[manzi71]

ROTFLMAO!

[AustinFenderStrat]

this ad is great! too funny

[iamevn]

Norton wins an internet

[iamevn]

also i just lost the game :(

[Groundoni]

AOTS!!!

[iamevn]

AOTS'd

[Drigger96]

lol ditto

[twincitydiablo]

Into The Fryer...

[EVHFV]

Now THAT is funny!!!!! :-)

[paplroni]

protects from metallica?:p

[Rebornthrudoom]

or..............just get a mac? Notice how there isent Norton or any antivirus for mac platform?

BECAUSE YOU DONT NEED IT! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[ptath2]

Actually there is a norton product for MAC

[Blahbahbooey]

That's actually a completely false statement. If you don't get virus protection for your Mac, it's just as susceptible to a virus as an unprotected PC. The only reason Macs don't get viruses as often is because most of them are written for Windows code.

[XBL360Lenchy]

Macs don't get viruses because no one want's to waste their time creating a virus for Mac.

[KangarooKommando]

ORLY? Please google "Mac Virus"

Software is software, and no OS is safe, it's just that some have so few users that virus writers couldn't really be arsed making something for them

[XBL360Lenchy]

0 Search results. Sorry.

[Sujad]

Actually there is you idiot. And thanks to the growth in people using Macs, a small number of virus vendors are turning their eyes to the soft, defenceless guts of your Mac. Do you know that during the 2008 Black Hat event, the Apple Air was hacked in two minutes flat? Vista wasn't hacked till the following day and even for that they had to add in third party software. Linux didn't even come close.

Why don't you wake up?

[PzkfWII]

Macs - Security through Obscurity

[XBL360Lenchy]

Indeed. I would choose a Windows 2000 over any Mac anyday.

[erictinley]

Awesome!

[erictinley]

Awesome!

[jordandp]

protect your chicken from dokken... hahahahaha ;)

[madmax200769]

Excellent video, most witty. Shame Norton sucks

[gtmo]

This is too funny