Funny Surnames - So Graham Norton

[sazji]

We found a J. Crotchfelt in the book once...

[ElsJones94]

Like if you're watching this in 2012 :)

[connormatthews1795]

i know someone named mike hunt thumbs up if you get it!

[BEAUTIFULTHING12]

My uncles name is Dick Harry Ball lol

[Crewie1039]

There was a NHL arena in Nashville called the Gaylord entertainment center. I can't imagine why nobody thought beforehand.

[doykid]

I think the names are pronounced differently in their native tongue. Also, since Graham is English, the accent adds a tone to the words altering their original sound even more........but it's still funny though.

[mir2k9]

@doykid hes irish 

[istanbultravellers]

i just find heather dick in facebook i dont know weather this normal for americans

[xxfayerocksxx]

aw i love this (: <3 i love both graham and fern :D <3 :) xxxxxxxxx

[anubiswolfang]

I had a old friend at my high school long ago named Connie Don but we joked around and now he is called Con-Dom

[gyspyhooker]

I recently met a girl with the last name Kuntz.... incredibly unfortunate.

[Nedac365]

i have a teacher named ms.bumgarder, im not fukin kiddin

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

No lie I know a few Bumgardners lol

[21ctm21]

My tech teachers last name is bumgardner..... also i know a girl named Annita Johnson lol

[WayToSaveTheWorld]

Barry Sukoff and Gary Wankoff...I wonder if they ever got invited to the same party?

[littlesmew]

I knew a woman who'd come to Britain to study from America. Her surname was Wanklyn. . .

She didn't know it was offensive and everyone had to stifle the giggles when she said it.

[ralphyization]

Does Bollock mean something that Canadians wouldn't "get'?

[Phrontistes89]

@ralphyization Bollock is a slang word for testicle

[ralphyization]

@Phrontistes89 OOHH!! Well then, I'll have to listen to this clip again. Maybe I'll get the joke this time,eh?? ha ha

[adi87tya]

Lol I guess it's pronounced Bol-auck.

[LJayMusic18]

FOLLOW @GingerPrincePD great guy,funny tweets and serious ones to,great banter,he will follow back just @ him :)!!!

[WarriorOfTheHeavens]

Oh Bollocks ;)

[sansbury09]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2006 :D <3

[TebbiEm1599]

i love his telephone

[smart12340]

amelia slutzky poor girl never had a day of peace

[xtacee1990]

Australia-Sydney-Channel 7-Newscaster Sarah Cummings.

[BeProudToBeYou]

My friends name was daran shitias

[EliseWhatever]

cant wait till he invites Sandra Bullock to his show...

[orsaintpt]

gary wankoff xD

[chucky493]

Ok now i wanna prank call randoms out of the phone book....

[TheFogey17]

Peter File. Les Behan. Jo King

[MacauleyOliver]

ofeelia bumgardner. lol.

[MegaVikingen]

Likeaphobia has a school picture of Jesus Condom.

[Em5895]

I once met a guy named Samuel Ramsbottom.

[kopzilla1]

I knew somone with the surname PHANNYMOUTHE........ No joke

[AngelBiLove]

@kopzilla1 You should call that person facepussi everytime u see him/her

[darkesdraganoid12345]

my sister in law last name was butterdick

[KitsuneTheFoxgirl]

I like the kitten phone.

[goddessmhj7]

I know a guy named Jason Godown. No joke.

[JokinglySerious]

we had the Pratt family at school lol 

[crashowie11]

Madison Bumgarner!

[iforgot491]

My teacher in freshman year was Ms. Gaylord. I don't know why she decided to become a teacher...

[hc4jd]

My mum used to teach a boy called Drew Peacock. Now say that aloud and quickly. Poor boy.

[Emmerlii]

LOL!!!! His hair XD

[flicka876]

I want one of these people to watch this video. that would make for a great top rated comment huh?

[nuffinder]

my dad worked in a hospital where an indian girl had a last name Shithead, but its pronounced Shyetheed. That's the worst for me.

[Pagra101]

@nuffinder What about Hugh G. Rection or Heyward Jewblowme

[CalebUllman]

12 people just had their name made fun of!!! =D

[jilbertt]

Its kinda mean. I know its not their intention to make fun of him but when i heard the old guy answered the phone i kind felt sorry for him being laugh unaware. And its not their fault bec it is surname. I shouldnt watch the video. ;(

[emilylolcoates]

ROFFFFFL MY DAD HAD TO SEND EMAILS TO PEOPLE WITH THE SURNAMES COX, DIX, AND WILLIE! xD

[emilylolcoates]

ROFFFFFL

[SenbonSakuraKageoshi]

Where's Jason Fagot!!

[NinjaHotel]

awww... frank knew he is being patronised...

[EmaRoseVasi]

Is Jose Cuntin in? xD

[RandumSophia]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 :D <3

[lifeshort]

@RandumSophia Why?

[Mileneum69]

@RandumSophia Why doe sit matter what year we are watching this in? I don't understand?

[paginipro]

funny shit

[Rhiilynn]

knew a chick who know a Bitch (pronounced bit as in a bit of rain and-chey as in cheyenne pepper) Dyke. To bad the principal did not know how to pronounce her name..that was a interesting graduation.

[lolSwimmer96]

lol my teacher was named bumgardner before she got married.

[kalvaza]

I forget what movie it was, but in the end credits there was someone called Yolanda Squatpump.

[Eldomina22]

@kalvaza hahaha

[richarldluva124]

from what show is this from? it doesn't look like the graham norton show....

[missgracegallagher]

@richarldluva124 It's from his old show "So Graham Norton"

[MissLouiseeMary]

Loving the cat phone :)

[Varoonmg]

I actually have a friend whose name is Gaylord...lol

Well as he's actually Gay, I thought that was some sort of pseudo...but it was in fact the name his father gave him, the same father that some years later left his mother to settle with a man...

I find it hard to believe, but he told me that Gaylord was some sort of french regional name, he comes from Nord-Pas-De-Calais, just below Belgium....weird...

[SourExplosion]

ooh his sideburns lol

[BernieFongenovi]

@SquishyCandyftw omg I think the worst name ever is in Meet The Parents-the main person played by Ben stiller is called

Gaylord Focker...NO JOKES!!!!

[VithusanR]

@lju3

Nope, we have yellow pages :)

[Cristinarocks98]

Mike Hawk

[TheAnn2shoes]

I know a Mike Hunt

[NeillyMc]

@TheAnn2shoes don't tell lies

[TheAnn2shoes]

@NeillyMc I do. He changed his name to Edward for professional purposes (he has an architect's practice). Why on earth would I want to make this up?

[Eldomina22]

@TheAnn2shoes i totally believe you, I knew a Mike Hunt too, he switched his middle and first names around to become Colin Hunt

[TotallyAwesomeMcknz]

0:49 he doesnt even mention the "Wolfgang" above Bollok!

[MrLiszthoven]

@TotallyAwesomeMcknz I think that was Wolfgang Bollmann.

[SquishyCandyftw]

I once met a guy who's last name was Poopo.

Gaylord I think is the worse last name. THE KING OF GAYS.. SIR GAYLORD

[PAULLONDEN]

@SquishyCandyftw That Norton dudette is another example of how the BBC went from the Best Broadcasting Company in the world,to the Bummer Broadcasting Co. Which these days is overrun by homosexuals,hooligan managers, and cooks with eating disorders.

Nuthin wrong with gays mind,just in the right measures.

"Clone your bone"?....Bollocks,wankers....­.nahh..I døn't follow.

[fosterslover]

Used to go to a school with a kid named Harry Wang. Think his parents may have been 1st generation immigrants though which could explain such poor judgment.

[gotbannedbefore]

i once knew a guy, and i am not kidding he was called hamish doodah

[lju3]

Do they not have whitepages in the UK?

[Leanashe23]

I wonder if the 10 people who disliked this were the actual people mentioned in the phonebook.

[gottalovemusic321]

frank bollock and gary wankoff are my favorites!!

[BodilogBentesBlogDK]

What about Rebecca Gayheart? I think that's quite funny (^_^)

[rudegalsw2]

wtf when was this?

[mrpolaroid123]

I love how on this show Graham always says 'We use the internet a lot here' just 10 years ago it was all so new, most of his guests are so disregarding of it, oh how things have changed.....

[danthecat21]

Is Jose Cunt in in? xD

[FishyFishFace229]

LOL

[JustinBlottin]

Sukoff and Wankoff were the names that got me. OH Man, imagine if that Wankoff guys first name was Richard. LOL, Dick Wankoff!

[1303ginger]

lol.. this is hilarouse..... oculdnt stop luaghing......

bumgardener..... bollok....... is hose CUNTIN in.......

barry suck offf...... barry wankoff

id hate to have a name like that

[florencelovme]

Fern is crying hahaha!

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

My last name is perfectly normal. But it rhymes with my first name.

[miduchalan1]

I know a Bumgardner as well.

[vinnyflintoff]

I knew a guy in the 6th grade whose name was "Phuc Li". He was vietnamese, and most teachers pronounced it first time as "Fuck"......lol. Those were the good ole days from my childhood . Absouletly hilarious moment

[TheSunshineKisses]

i knew a a guy when i was younger called wayne kerr

[jdeppluver1599]

LMAO thank god I'm Italian and don't have an odd last name

[chingstahpowah123]

its not that funny, my friend cassandra has the last name bumgarner.

[HardmanStudios]

I laughed my ass off until I remembered that my last name is also kind of funny. I was born Andrew Hardman. My class mates would sometimes make fun of my name when I was in elementary and middle school, but at least I had some interesting and funny conversations with people when I was in high school. I always wonder why we never changed the D into a T... Maybe I should just embrace my weird name and sign things as "A. Hardman."

[Ape65]

@HardmanStudios Your motto should be "A. Hardman is good to find"

[IamRy4n01]

@HardmanStudios my last name is cocker my friend last name is alson cummings but then again cummings is better than cocker

[IamRy4n01]

@HardmanStudios changing your name is easy... im doing it soon

[seiryuukun]

@HardmanStudios What is funny about your last name? What kind of funny situations did you go through?

I am not a native English speaker, that is why I ask.

[Oohlaful]

gotta love graham!

[stephew01]

After watching an episode mentioning Mr.Wankoff on an episoder when I was in the UK abck around 1999, I realized it was a NYC city phone book he was looking at. When I got back home to the big appIe actually called gary wankoff. Alas, Mr Wankoff wasn't home.

[stephew01]

I actually called gary wankoff. that's clearly a nYC phone book. Mr Wankoff wasn't home.

[aroonchaibum]

OMG! My 6grade Teacher last name was Bumgarner

[Roadie92]

"I think he's a bit of an old Bollok" LMAO!

[coffeegoddess9]

This reminds me of the time I worked for a telemarketing company and had to assist a Mr. Beaverdick. lol

[TheRoyalEmpress]

@coffeegoddess9

LMAO!

[FallOutKhai]

shyt this was F'n funny

[niceperson31295]

I love GRAHAM!!!

[CosmicTDI]

what's up with the spots on Graham's head?

[Ollynka88]

i've read somewhere that the spots on his head is vitiligo

[vetealamierdaiho]

lol.. wat a name...

[nekontears]

pat bumgarder was right above daniel bumgardener!

[Journalisting]

He's had some sort of hair work done.

[msul78]

Graham is great, but feeling sorry for the Bollok guy at the end.

[TheSparkles1989]

fern britton has one of the most infectious laughs i've ever heard

[Markb2477]

I use to work in a E.R. and we had a pt. with the last name Gaydick. That had to be the worst last name I had ever heard.

[ttimothymurphy]

@Markb2477

I like the name gaydick

[bkakaak47]

graham looks a bit like fedor emelianenko here!

[Pheonixfromtheshale]

Reminds me of a time when i worked in a callcentre and was on the phone to a gentleman from Uganda who went by the name of Roger Mishita.

I couldn't stop laughing for about 30 mins after that call!

[konnichiwaneku]

Thre's a guy named Waco Butram in my phonebook.

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

Fern is lookin hot

[maccy1234]

I used to work for a company where there was an employee called Mary J Wanker

[bobmango222]

Lol But i feel for the guy!

[ZaraW92]

LARRY WATCH THIS!!!!!

[OohappybunnyoO1]

omg he has a cat phone.. lol

[FireyTouch]

Bollok is funny because in Britain Bollocks means testicles :P

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

@FireyTouch Oh, thank you. I was confused.

[75egcg]

@FireyTouch brits make up some awfully fruity words for genitals. I think in the 40's people still laughed at the term no-no's, giggle giggle tee hee

[JustinBlottin]

@FireyTouch

I thought it was Ballick

[DarkProgramming]

I understand all the names, but I dont get Bollok, perhaps because I am a foreigner, can someone explain what it means?

I love the rest btw lol.

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

Bollok or Bollox means testicals.

[yumdawg5]

JDizzle, Americans aren't all that bad so sftu.

[corpsegrinderfisher]

the bollok guy sounded so depressed, he must live with that kinda shit every day.

...fucking funny tho

[CosmicTDI]

What's up with the white spots of hair on his head?

[alifeinthelens]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[boneheaddesign]

Having a name such as WANKOFF. Must have been hard during school :P ... and life in general :P

[bcdrifter103]

they must get soooo many prank calls.... so they wont mind another one LOL'd at this :P

[robtadman]

Graham Norton is so dishy! I think his grey patches make him lush! mmmmm!

[shannonjazz]

hahahaa he has side burns

[HypreEmmy]

Graham Norton is a genius ! xD

[rockabillychickee]

i love graham norton xD

[ParamoreFan75]

luvin grahams sideburns

[TeaChanPunker]

Bwahhaahahaha so funny, I watch him every time I can on BBC america, i wish america had more BBC though.

[BorisJankovic]

"Veeeeeery popular at the parties is the lovely Barry Sukoff" aghahahahahahah :D

[aimodex3]

haha i <3 graham norton! <3

[aimodex3]

haha really? never heard of it =]

[thatonestephano]

yeah he so read that phone book wrong o.O

[StarletDancer01]

A rather lonely soul also lives in this town and that would be Gary Wankof. Imagine having a name like that poor guy

[kursat96]

lol my techearz name iz mr.peacock

[kmryan182]

Oh, man, us Americans and our names.

[lonelycompany]

Those words with the exception of "suk off" mean nothing in America, in Britain they might get a laugh but in America there just regular words.

[JDizzle5978]

So what you're saying is no one in America understands the word "wank off"? No wonder your country starts so many wars...

[JDizzle5978]

The most imperialistic nation in history? I'm irish! Pretty sure we were on the recieving end of that. As for my stupid username, it's meant to be ironic. I'm really really white.

[lonelycompany]

Wow, that's fascinating....good for you.

[MyOverflow]

@JDizzle:

Please don't think all Americans are like these cunts. :(

[Keeby12]

I wish they could've brought up the real American football player:

Dick Butkus

[shazwalks]

gary wankoff hahaa

[Goody2shoesambe]

shurrrup

the UK has the bets TV in the world--- officially

(its cos we all pay over £140 per year btw)

boo hisss

[Dhaune]

Ms. Shockesondick

[StrewnAsunder]

lol ive got a teacher called Bullock-close enough to snigger :P also Wort for a woman is quite bad methinks XD

[KeySour]

OPHELIA BUMGARDNER LOL

[bored1980]

LOL, it's just so wrong!

[kizmet5000]

I used to work at a hospital and we had a patient (long ago) whose name was Dick Bigg. No joke. I