There's a d**k on my back!

[sakuzenshi]

too bad nobody watches this kinda stuff!

[Tawabzy]

The friend that put that dick on his back is such a traitor.... I mean trader.

[indomike14]

29 people don't like dicks :-(

[hockeyftw11211]

I use to invest in stocks like you, then I took a dick to the back

[iRobii]

He said "Who put this dick in my van"

[LVSheep]

I used to be an investor, then I took a dick to the back.

[stephthestar90]

this is really funny!!

[Paigefoootwenty]

how could you dislike this??/

[sweet58441]

this is probably the funniest video on youtube

[TheJoaoca]

press 3 over and over!

xD

[calzonelli]

i think he just said "who put this dick on my bag"

[ParkinsandLynch]

press 3 for pies

[jeller10]

trololol

[PeDrIzZlE09]

yeah because you went to my high school and everything right?..lol gtfo

[C0RPSI]

He set it up himself, and it is very funny.

[PeDrIzZlE09]

LMFAO, i remember we used to make these and put them on peoples back in high school and watch them walk into the hallways...

[C0RPSI]

@PeDrIzZlE09 Your a LIER, your the guy that if you did that you would get your ass kicked. You are one of the dick back guys.

[LumberjackManBear]

@C0RPSI it's liar not lier

[C0RPSI]

@C0RPSI Liar*

Thanks for the tip's,Tips.

[Randomvids412]

0:6

[xanos4225]

He started yelling about cocks and then all of a sudden poultry futures went sky high.

[cessna151]

artie W Smith Faved this

[1RGUY]

@cessna151 lol that's what led me here.

[bbaggy]

...and then the market took a dive. good to know these ass-smacks are/were managing our money.

[mathis17]

whats makes it even funnier is seeing him walk with that on his back before he says something

[YELENUSH]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[azurescens420]

I watch this every day

[LegionOfMany112]

The stock market is all fun and games until someone gets a dick on their back.

[azurescens420]

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[ackilla86]

LMAO!



[sukh5252]

If this is what happens on the financial trading floors in America - no wonder our finances are fucked.

[EvilResult]

i was hoping he was going to return.... i wasn't disappointed

[socalm87MX]

TO FUCKING FUNNY!

[bloodyrawr666]

Lol xD

[TheNostalgiaJunkie]

Rolling.

[gforce212]

lmao @0:06 when he strolls by with a dick on his back.

[wahedsins15]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!

[ayetskis]

lmao

[marketindices]

HA!! Glad to see that this time honored tradition is alive and well! The first time I saw "dick on the back" was on the AMEX floor circa 1985! Still funny after all these years... I wonder if they still "spur" and "powder" people...

[mistax2k]

Guy sounds a little like jay mohr, fucking hilarious

[ccctripodccc]

LOL!!!! ha ha ha, I gotta do that to someone!!!

[WhiteyRavensTH]

I actually paid much more attention to the fat guy with the white shirt in the background, who almost seems to rap a girl ?!?!?! Something's wrong with his dick as well :-)

[SGDeGalvez]

OMFG! thats incredible.

[90skidrawr1]

i couldnt stop laughing, that was too funny !

[kicker4L]

Who put this dick on my back??!!

[sockman534]

i was just waiting to hear dick. everything else was jibberish

[deltalead11]

lol how did the reported keep a straight face

[geppegep]

lol that was epic!

[F1ProStyle]

@CasualCodTactics thumbs up if u think thumbs up is thumbs up but dont thumbs up or thumbs up

[Mastermax888]

Great job idiot that makes you gay

[DerPedooBaer]

20 people didn't find the dick on their back

[FruitofWar]

I did.

[YayJike]

thiiis waaaas soooooooo funny!!! :D

[aas8]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[GThoughTz1]

LMAO funniest thing i ever saw!!!

[rbonilla18]

hahahahahhahahah omg hahahahha, this doesn't get old

[TomFromJersey]

Did the person posting this really not realize it was an obvious joke? The guy randomly walks in front of a camera twice with that?

[fattymcgee122]

Fake - He put it there himself most likely

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@fattymcgee122

Really? I hadn't even THOUGHT of that!

Seriously now??? HEY EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT, HE PUT IT THERE HIMSELF.

Oh man, wait till we get to the presses. Get ready to tell the whole world, man. Even to those nations that doesn't speak English very well!

Print it on t-shirts, add it into the curricula of all the schools on earth, call every single leader and politician to contemplate on what you just said! You my friend, have certainly contributed to mankind with that single statement.

[ThePaul281]

@nisbahmumtaz909 no he did not because thats my friend mike and we both work at the chicago board of trade and i was the one who put it on his back lol.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@ThePaul281

In case that huge paragraph of satire, here's a message:

I was being sarcastic.

[ThePaul281]

@nisbahmumtaz909 Well trying to be sarcastic doesnt work in the text

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@ThePaul281

Yeah...Should have realised that.

[Bassetfan925]

@ThePaul281 Paul, no his name is not Mike and he was in our group. Unless you changed your name, then you're not the one who put it on his back. Sorry.

[demoncrest]

@nisbahmumtaz909

u mad bro?

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@demoncrest

I was. My dog pooped all over my yard. Should have gotten a cat...

Chicks dig cat owners. Yeah. Double pussy. I'd stroke my cat's fur, then stroke my girls' clit.

[demoncrest]

@nisbahmumtaz909

lol damn, u are too epic to handle hahaha

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

@fattymcgee122 foh... really? are your sure?! durrrrfrrhrh

[yogo123skimmilk]

I actually laughed out loud at this video. Don't do it that much, but this was hilarious

[WilliamTelevision]

No one notices the guy flirting in the background

[DBro222]

@WilliamTelevision who are you to tell me what and what not i notice?

[WilliamTelevision]

@DBro222 Trolls are supposed to have good grammar.

[lotienestodo]

OMG!! that's so funny!!

[MegaSaradomin]

I laughed so hard!

[xbox360owner]

epic.

[IDevil22]

Tell him Ken said hi. I haven't talked to him in probably 7 years.

He was a good sport about doing stuff like that,  still funny after all this time.

[schwarhaldez]

who put this dick on my back?

[WokSz]

Hahahaha!!

[The14Pugs]

Hey look! Mindless shit from the periodic table at the bottom!

[IDevil22]

Man, this is still here? This was my idea along with a couple of friends, the "dick on my back" guy (who we called Sparky) did indeed know about it. It was planned. I set a vcr to record it, how it got here I have no idea. Here's a quick review...

We used to work on the floor @ CBOT, Scott Cohn would broadcast from the floor on busier days, he was always in the way. He was coming up on his last day so we decided to f@ck with him. Loved when Sparky shook it at his face. Priceless.

[mkevil15]

@IDevil22 and 'Sparky' still works at the CME! But a much different position. :D but love this clip every time I watch it.

[ajaykeer23939]

:) of course a dick would put dick on your back

[truthslap]

"Who put this dick on my back, maan, that's all I wanna know." XD

[bloodyswordswoman16]

xDDDDDDDDDDD "who put this dick on my back?"

[granpuba]

hahaha this is why I love Chicagoans...

[yishto]

apparently 19 people have dicks somewhere else on them.

[DBro222]

@yishto shut the fuck up youre not funny why does everyone say shit like this

[Askatasunbidea]

hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious man

[TradersOnTheRun]

where is this guy now??? amazing!

[Niklas323]

I laughed so hard I snorted!

[elcool]

can't stop laughing

[atlus100]

Thump up if you didn't even paid attention to what the new reporter said.

[Felixon344]

@atlus100

because you mentioned it ...i paid attention

[estesoyojajaja]

@atlus100 what was he talking about?

[RISINGHERO123456]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAH

[Adeel2k11]

LOL AT HIS VOICE

[hoshin]

I can't stop laughing at this shit.

[larrypie915]

@1989budweiser ha ha oh wow

[Deuling1]

"Okay. Wait for it, wait for it. GO!

*walks past.* "Heh-heh..." *walks back* "Who put this dick on my back?"

WIN!

[larrypie915]

@1989budweiser no he didn't, troll harder faggot

[JosueBarban]

lol funny how he says "WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?"

[8320884]

ROFLMAO

[WoodGrainMayne]

who put this dick on my back??! haha

[Eniimeju]

and what does he have on the hand?

[Eniimeju]

i don´t understand what the guy said..somebdy tell me please

[smaug100]

Haha i did not laugh so hard all week!

[onecrazybff]

@smaug100 hahahaha mee tooo!!!!!!

[dookiebrainer]

lmao yeah he had to do it on purpose cuz he walked through twice... great idea though!

[poisonousmutation]

danm that guys brave XD

[arcanistsmaster]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!?!?!

XDD xDDD

[KyuuubI92]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Raikujo]

If I were that reporter, I don't think I would've kept such a straight face.

[dookiebrainer]

@Raikujo he prolly didnt see it

[AkatsukiNoDeidara]

I lol'd so hard. xDDDD

[Emmyrainnblack21]

I fell off my chair laughing at this. :D

[pfeifest]

lol. No matter how many times I watch it it's still funny!

[bankrober0]

who put this fucking dick on my back

[sushiii4us]

There's a reason your dad owns a mini-van.

[random1337guitars]

lol the reporter's like O.O uhhhh for like 2 seconds xD

[skwurl123456789]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?

[puttputtkid]

u can see him at 0:07 with it on his back

see him 7 seconds later yelling wHO PUT THIS D*CK ON MY BACK!

[jordanthewizard]

It wasn't me.

[chelbug901]

he did...when you bent over to pick up the soap.

[ChinaKillsTerrorists]

dude reminds me of tom hanks

[seunketchup88]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!?! "breaking news, stocks have plummeted.."

[Jayna]

Ah. Man. There's nothing better than laughing so hard that you pretty much burst into tears.

[eldrechr]

man those were the days. Used ti work on LIFFE floor in London, spurs on peoples shoes, shark, dicks, lol the things you used to do when it was quiet.

[dice283]

he's not worried about keeping his job? stay classy, Chicago

[Mukphly]

Goes to show two heads are not always better than one.

[shurikin93]

i loled hard

[SunShine1732]

@shurikin93 OMG me too!! Tears are rolling out of my eyes!! TOOO FUNNY!!

[TheMolt1]

Is this why the market is so low?

[Acofailed]

LOL WHO PUT DIS DICK ON MY BACK

[Jinjo402]

XD.  That is too perfect.

[Segadude47]

Classic!

[ImmortalUniverse]

so childish

must be american humor

[ChanRunningbear]

so what's the stock on the dick on the guy's back?

[the1andonlybigh]

@ChanRunningbear better than any other stock in the market right now, lol

[Tinyoak2]

gotta break the monotony of the daily grind somehow

[RachidNYSE]

That guy just won a bet

[ScavengerData]

classic!

[gaisensie]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChichiLikesFood]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[1969palerider]

We use to do that to people all the time. The good old days...

[JameslJaames]

Video Bombing FTW

[PivotZap]

LMAO

[TheDaly93]

Very funny, can't stop watching it

[MultiNerve]

Who put this dick on my back??

[handydandy101]

aahahahaha!!

[airbornghost123]

lolz

[Protspeck]

I work on the CME floor in treasuries, I can almost guarantee he knew that was a broadcast and did it intentionally

[spior]

well i would have done it too :-P

[trystal1975]

Its still the Board to everyone

[RAD6324]

lmfao

[sinkman180]

I am now obsesed with things like this right now.. I've seen alot and this was the funnyest

[joint42000]

ROFLMFAO XD

[Seanz1lla]

LMAO

[ThePatterson69]

ha ha lol

[Rouge454]

I love that guy.

I can not stop laughing..

[VMFA115Starloric]

Hoo put thees deck on my beck?

[YOOGIO]

It was me.

[boilingpuppies]

i couldnt even pay attention to the reporter!XD^^

[Maxpow33r]

pretty obvious he did on purpose

[fiveoclockz]

@Maxpow33r

Does that really matter?

[davidtoney01]

@Maxpow33r no shit

[DrCheesewizard]

@Maxpow33r Uh Duuuuuuhh

[mohameddahir16]

@Maxpow33r loooooooool i know right that shit halirious

[jakev36]

i lmao every time i see this XDDD

[briano5678]

brilliant!

[snooberk]

fucking hilarious

[Suckfest83]

Doing it the first time takes guts, but doing it the second time = INSTANT WIN.

[fatmikecj]

@Suckfest83 Doing it the second time whilst shouting "Who put this dick on my back?"=internet superhero!

[estesoyojajaja]

@Suckfest83 hahahaha!!!!!!that stock looked hard!!!!!

[liltony9144]

I like how he says, "I would like to know." at the end.