WATCHMEN in 5 seconds (spoiler Free, clips from trailers)

[peeeons]

god you kids are fucking immature 

[Monsieurvelo2028]

THUMBS UP FOR MUSE AT THE END!

[brainslks]

Well, Superbowl XXXVIII was one of the all-time great games but many people just remember washed up hack Janet Jacksons' nipple slip. Not me!

[Finchspielberg]

well you can certainly tell what kind of person someone is if that's all they talked about after seeing Watchmen

[Charliegrowle]

This was better than the actual movie.

Favorite book of all time-painful painful movie.

[DemonicRemption]

@Charliegrowle I didn't even read the book and I was bitterly disappointed by the film.

[axlhun]

@DemonicRemption Guess what: I read the book(s), then watched the film and liked it. Haters gonna hate.

[DemonicRemption]

@axlhun True after all it depends on what you're looking for. I just felt the first time through when I saw it, the film's plot was outweighed by how over the top they could make the violence. Because as we all know violence is what makes a dark film, not the emotional character investment in the plot...

[axlhun]

@DemonicRemption Exactly. I didn't even know Watchmen existed until I saw the trailer for the (then) upcoming movie. I liked it (you should consider that I also liked 300, both the film and the comic), so I decided I'll read the book before I go see it, so I can take pleasure in seeing how well they turned it into a movie (I wasn't affraid it will be bad, after all Zack Snyder is good at least in making decent adaptations if nothing else).

[axlhun]

@axlhun Everything turned out how I expected and it really was a pleasure to watch throughout. In my opinion this is the best you can make of the original material in 3 hours. Of course they left out a lot of subplots and whatnot (they would be too difficult to inculde properly), but all the main aspects were there, the actors were all good choices (especially Rorschach and the Comedian) and the whole thing looked like you could expect.

[axlhun]

@axlhun Anyway, this was the first time I read the comic first. It was a nice change after 300 and Sin City. :)

Yeah, and sorry for the 3 long comments, YouTube just don't provide enough spaces to write your full opinion. Also, I didn't mention it, but I like this parody very much, even though it doesn't do justice to the film at all. (But at least it's really amusing.) Well, and the comic has even more of blue penis, so the film was really genial in this case. :D

[YellowBastard33]

Fucking Awesome

[frickfrock999]

Dr.Manhattan's penis saved my marriage.

[lethalninja492]

haha Watchmen is the best

[FLIMFLAMification]

LOL!!!

[xThatOneNurdx]

Hahaha!!!

[T779298RA1]

so true

[Friendo1231]

No...

[tomcatm16]

Raise your hand if you seen the movie watched this and laughed your ass off!

[37HEYWATUP]

ha ha dude that was great watchmen was a great movie

[darkaurasinner]

Immaturity is posting a comment on a video only immature people would watch, saying it's immature. ;D

[damaband41]

no it's not ;)

[darkaurasinner]

Aren't we mature... YES IT IS!! xD

[marzocchi33]

hahahahaha

[OMGWTFBBQTSTIS]

YES!!!

[Mr3Smileyy]

lolz

[ATHFfan2003]

What music is playing at the end???

[callumx123]

Take a Bow by muse :)

[ATHFfan2003]

Thanks a lot!!! Awesome song. :D

[Romareg]

would you like to see my pink penis?

[ExplorerDS6789]

No...

[DonnieTheKing]

Mine is green

[tehblckdeth]

Mine is polka dot

[ZaoHuZhua]

Mine is a nuclear missle 8==========D- == : : ;

[Disco234jockey]

Mine changes colour according to the environment, like a chameleon.

[Rampage6guard]

Yes...

[standardbearer]

The only scary thing about this, is that most moviegoers wouldn't really remember anything from this movie besides a giant with blue penis...

That's kinda sad.

[InsaneChef]

he wears underwear in the childrens cartoon!

disgraceful.

[Cloudyskiez]

That's just what Watchmen needs. Some more blue penis jokes about Dawkter M.

[SoftBank47]

Ah Watchmen...3 hours of blue Smurf penis from Mr. Manhattan.

[gladeplugins]

It ain't Smurf size, dude.

[EndBoss187]

@SoftBank47

It kinda tells more about the audience than it does about the movie itself, should "Watchmen" go down in history as "that movie with the blue schlong".

[Ignore14]

@EndBoss187 it doesn't matter how mature you are, having a main character that whips his swinging blue dong around all the time is just stupid and makes it hard to take the movie seriously.

[muavefuture5462]

@SoftBank47 gross...but true

[RyoukTheBloodElf]

i didnt notice it until halfway through the movie although i wasnt looking like some of you were =3

[gladeplugins]

I knew it was gonna involve the penis! Funnier than I expected, though. :D

[heioo1]

LOL

I hate when people talk about the blue penis but sorry i tipped over my drink from laughing so hard.

[grant12k9]

lol XD awsome

[atomichead777]

LMFAO!!!! XXXD

[Becbecca]

YES

[PenceyPreppyPants]

That made me crack up xD

And I wasn't bothered by the penis at all. :/

[Xcreaturesproject]

So funny and so very true.

[n3squ1k666]

Would anybody like to see my blue penis? :D

[AmerikenProductions]

hilarious video, but im seriously gettin tired of all these "too much penis" comments. IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR IT YOU WILL BARELY NOTICE IT.

[WhiteNinjaHero]

I was looking and I saw it right away cause theres a close up when its smack dab in the middle of the screen. Then it kept showing up which was a little too much

[wwwFezerowww]

I don't know what I would do if I had to see some penis in my life. I might just have to suck the fucking shit out of it.

[N0xN0ctis]

aww come on what were they gonna do? edit it out for .. what reason? It was in the graphic novel, it should be in the movie.

[Adreni1ne]

hahahahaha

That annoyed me when I saw the movie too

[mightymoose101]

Would you like to see my blue penis?

[66richardson]

NO!

[IncredibleFulk1]

no......

[CaptainPommby]

Simply amazing!

XD lol

[benzaie]

WTF ? first, stop arguing on my f*cking video, 2nd go to school...the WHOLE WORLD knows Richard Nixon for teh Watergate thing...it's called General Culture !

[xNDAdAnIx]

you just got owned by SideSmash lol

[geniusface]

you really don't know who Nixon is? I shouldn't be surprised, given your atrocious grammar. I guess I'll forgive you if your not American, but really.

[TheCarninator]

LEt's just say it like this; people paying attention to the penis did not pay attention the the story itself. I barely notcied the penis, neither did I try. Jesus christ, what's up with all of these "THE MOVIE WAS GOOD BUT IT HAD TOO MUCH PENIS"

[SideSmash]

Right on, Carninator.

[SideSmash]

I didn't look for it. I'm just not sure why EVERYBODY says they saw one, when I didn't! Am I going to look for it the next time I see Watchmen? No, but the blue penis isn't a negative to the film. If you read the graphic novel, you'd see that Dr. Manhattan has no spandex. That's where I saw it, now stop bothering me.

[SideSmash]

Then why did you call me a pervert? You had no reason to. Also, you've subscribed to SeargentFirstClass, and he told me you make accounts like this.

Nevertheless, you again had no reason to bother me. So quit doing so.

[SideSmash]

No. What I'm saying is that everybody makes fun of the blue penis too much. What they SHOULD make fun of a lot, is Nixon's nose. Now THAT'S something that REALLY made me laugh, Sergio.

[SideSmash]

I barely saw the blue penis in the film. Why does everybody make fun of it?

[BIGBMH]

Oh man! That cracked me up!

[videogamer699]

lol

[somone192]

I didnt see any blue penis, mebbe it was too shiny, good thing I didnt see any.

[Krypto282]

Just saw it, came out thinking two things. "Awesome!" and "I've had enough glowing blue penis to last me a while."

[gremlin2022]

It was even worst when he is split in 3 or 4, I can't remember when he is doing his chik and they all have the blue penis out hahahaha

[fballcharger]

In the theatre people actually got up and left when they kept seeing the penis so many times...

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

lol every scene with him in it felt awkward

[Mojito133]

This made my laugh so hard, I think I busted my gut. :D

Watchmen freaking rocked, but the audience laughed at every single Manhattan's nude scene.

[sergionintendonerd]

I think SideSmash would want to see it.

[xenniex2]

LMAO

[VoidKeeper]

I'd prefer if you kept it to yourself!!!!

[EricakaJaceII]

As ever Banzaie, absolute pure WIN!

Tres manifique! \m/

[vanzetti1927]

is it wrong that i giggled like a little girl everytime i saw his giant blue dong?

[idklmao]

just a little.

unless you were with a girl.

[chorey]

rofl

[Antythese]

Tu es fou! LOL

[TomEP2]

".....No....."

Genius!

[Headbanger142]

Would you like to see my blue penis??? WTF!!!!!