[YTP] BILLY MAYS - I can get away with murder

[XxCHR15M4NxX]

Every1 dies at once, When your done, just turn up your radio!

[TheMulticamfan]

Casey anthony used this, no doubt.

[Rayrard]

is your city's homicide rate going down? We can help...

[HoverboardFan14]

XD

[LazyLonerLayla]

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, Just turn up your radio! XD

[boberson33]

fluffamafuk XD

[QuickScopersUnknown]

I don't want to order this unless I get my Get Out of Jail Free card

[wringer4]

0:39 "You can actually afford the big city murder station and when you're done our company will plant a tree!"

Am I the only one who thought that was hilarious?!

[mattyh50]

Crazy Mays =)

[IndyB25]

18 People didn't get away with murder.

[ImTotallyAwesome123]

"The Billy Mays Murder License is so slick, not even triple homicide charges will stick."

I fucking died.

[TheHasanMurat]

Im guilty for double murder and i wanna thank your product, Billy. Its absolutely fantastic.

[KanadianKyuubi]

Oh, the splicing in this one is delectable.

[Crazy1ManMan]

@Rountree1985

Dude that was completely uncalled for, why even tack the time to say it? It is not going to do anybody any good.

[5uspended4nimation]

@Crazy1ManMan I deleted his comment, all good bro

[Jonicster]

and when you're done....... just turn up your radio

[rking865]

Press '4' for Billy Mays to say "Cum"

[atoz0to9999]

Join the murder craze with me, craaaaaazy mays!!!

[TheOriginaDoomtastic]

Crazy Mays!!!!

[Oliverpianista]

What murder??? Jajaja

[tittymaster7]

This is a ytp classic

[johnathanjericho]

OMG This is THE ONLY video that can make me LOL every time i watch it!

[peytonmanning1288]

Wow, this was actually really good sentence mixing.

[Pingas64]

oh boy im gonna order a card to kill someone

[thesamon123]

ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ

[MACEX1000]

what murder?

[FuryFlurry1]

billy sent me

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Horatio: Looks like Billy is...

*puts on sunglasses*

Dealing in death.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[some1schannel]

ǝɯosǝʍɐ sı sʎɐɯ ʎllıq

[Jmann20871]

@some1schannel how did ya do that

[theknightswhosayfrak]

WE NEED THAT SHIT, MAN!

[Bleakunending]

No problem, Carlah.

[LtBriJMAC]

But now upgrade to the Billy Mays Genocide License is soo slick not even triple UN Genocide charges will stick.

[MySpecialCreations]

370H55V

[RitaMoulderAuthor]

ha, and OJ didn't think we could find out his secret

[comeonewtf]

What murder?

[redconfuser]

Why cant he stick to Flipping and a Flopping?

[slayerdearly]

well plant a tree XD

[urantiruslan]

best editor i've seen

[5uspended4nimation]

@maxodin231 ooʇ sıɥʇ dood uɐɔ ı

[luigitheracoon12]

@5uspended4nimation I CAN POOP THIS TOO

[5uspended4nimation]

@luigitheracoon12 LOL

[masterchieftan827]

@maxodin231 I read your comment upside down, so I gave you an upside down thumbs up!

[maxodin231]

@masterchieftan827 aww man!

[luigifanist]

@maxodin231 how you do that 0_O

[CmdrJSKFox]

@maxodin231 Isn't thumbs up for you thumbs down for us?

[kay4x4]

@maxodin231 So thats a thumbs down right?

[catfat17]

@maxodin231 yeah i can read it

[pokerguy94]

@maxodin231 That means I have to give you a thumbs down so that you see it as thumbs up. Thumbs down it is.

[dajokaman759]

@maxodin231 shouldnt we thumb you down since your upside down?

[Cunipert]

What murder

[floridaboysurf101]

flufmafuk FLUFF ON MY FUCK

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Nice to know that a tree is planted when I MURDER! LOL

[steelflame1]

"WHAT MURDER ?!" LMFAO

[hellbilly34a]

is murder really that wrong if someone plants a tree afterwards?

[rosella475]

Lord Voldemort tried this but he is still guilty

[LyleVertigo]

and when you are done, just turn up your volume!

[moshpitmonster669]

kick ass dude,do the sham wow guy!!!

[ElBarto3131]

This is one of the best Billy Mays poops ever, It's up there with Mark3611.

[MrDevin712]

that was friggin hilarious!!1

[5uspended4nimation]

@MrDevin712 what murder ?

[yamachicken]

@5uspended4nimation murder is ALWAYS hilarious

[MrBaboso100]

does it cover up vaginal fluids?

[ToEveryoneISubscribe]

and join the craze with me CRAZY MAYS!

[Kickbutt1122334455]

dude, i subbed on the first vid i saw

[Kurocat97]

join crazy mays

[UnboundLegend]

lolololol

[MineatThe2nd]

When you're unsatisfied with a friend or family member, the big city murder station eliminates these assholes forever! Epic!

[msgoldoche2]

9 people didnt like been murdered

[wizetapp]

What murder? o.O

[micahgee]

looooooooooooool what a good poop!

[titorulez24]

and when your done, just turn up the radio.

[firelord699]

Oh that's good. He'll kill people for money, but atleast he plants a tree every time.

[DJTwilight]

Best. Infomercial. Ever

[WorldWalker128]

I want one of those. I want to kill one of my managers.

[CrazyWampa]

and when you're done, just turn up your radio.

[urantiruslan]

funny

[ThrashMetalForces]

Just turn on the radio.

[froakentoken2]

fluffamafuk

[OuroborosChoked]

What Murder? needs to exist :D

[DarkFilmDirector]

We'll also get you the Billy Mays LICENSE TO MURDER card.. FREE.

I'm not talkin about some discount card, I'm talking real license to murder EVERYONE,  FREE. EVERYONE.. RIGHT NOW.

So call them right now and tell them, Billy sent ya.

[lisello007]

No Mercy

[EvanQuade1]

could you use it to murder your roomates if they kick you out?

[CrushTheCreeper]

*RINGS*

Hi its Billy

Its Carla, I hate you Billy , I need to kill you

No Problem

[segerethan]

what about CAT"S

[Mirage521]

That is the largest sentence mix I have ever heard! :D

[darkflamepro]

6 people got killed by billy mays.

[The3ninjakids]

the Crazy Mays Part cracks me up!

[rblxGhostProduction]

Carla killed billy mays, thats why his dead

[TrickIcarus]

6 people got stuck by homicide charges.

[HavokMakerX]

when you send your victim to hell tell them billy sent you XD

[feioncastor]

Not even triple homicide charges will stick.

[5uspended4nimation]

@feioncastor I think Casey Anthony used this stuff.

[Snipester88]

@5uspended4nimation Too soon I think...... But ill Admit... I lol'd

[5uspended4nimation]

@Snipester88 yeah I was actually just disappointed in the verdict

[mynameisradar]

Sweet I can kill Scott styles XD

[JesseL85719]

@mynameisradar why?

[mynameisradar]

@JesseL85719 first things first i hope you know that i was jokeing secondly do you know who im talking about? scoot styles was once spaceship technishion and astronuout he however resiegned from his carrer and worked as a model. his apperances to me threaten my chances of getting a girlfriend atleast the girl i would like to be my girlfriend :/ so i wish he never exsited so she wouldn't fall for him but there's nothing i can do :/ but again please don't take my comment so seirously.

[xtradranzer34]

I want a billy mays murder license.

[ongchorcool]

LOL IRA member is billy may!

[TC8950]

not the fucking dog! XD

[Vendetta162X]

I actually had to pause the video and wait for me to stop laugh so damn hard before I could watch anymore!

[Daniel55556]

YES YES.

NOW I CAN KILL JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

[TheGuru1967]

WHAT MURDER?????

[ningle4567]

Lol what murder

[nintendax12]

FUV pass it on

[nintendax12]

HOLY FUV

[fleskfan226]

XD you kill someone and they plant a tree??? oooooook XD

[JoshHartNow]

Our company will plant a tree.

[malcolmedwards10]

PURE GENIUS

[larsjuh22]

5 ppl were guilty of double murder

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

Hey it's Carla I need to kill you Billy XD

[Mistertbones]

What murder?

[gudam3]

XD what murder?

[86Timewarp]

how the freak do you know i'm near newark o_O

[JunKazamaFan]

So, with each life taken using this product, a tree is planted? Sweet!

Also, I like how the word "inconspicuous" is in Transcribed Audio when Billy advertises What Murder.

[tltstyl]

LOL big city murder station

[mariobrothers99]

5 people couldn't get away with Murder.

[ChaosTFox]

holy shit, New Orleans is what he wants to raise XD

[NecromancerMaster411]

Well, they plant a tree so i guess its almost nature friendly.

[Pikmeir]

billy mays is watching these ytp videos in heaven now

[Samtheawesomelol]

You should've put Papa Roach - Getting Away with Murder in the video.

[Mirage521]

I need that.

[dajokaman759]

anybody knows the number because imma murder Justin Bieber.

[Ernoiunce]

3 people were guilty of Double Murder.

[wringer4]

The funniest part was at 0:39, "when you're doe or company will plant a tree." Thumbs up if you agree.

[Katamaricolby]

Its carla, i hate you billy, i need to kill you, no problem carla ROFL

[EYTPS]

I laughed with you using the music from the billy mays slider station commercial

[Nashmetal100]

@EYTPS lol your comment made my day

[bobburke1964]

Billy: Hi it's Billy.

Carla: It's Carla. I hate you Billy. I need to ill you.

[TheGoodBadNTheHeavy]

PUt on "transcibe audio" It makes the video 6000 % more fun! if you order now i'll throw in a second 6000 %, abseloutly free!

Rate my comment or i will fukin murder you n get away with it!

[Cheapshot420420]

@TheGoodBadNTheHeavy lol i tried that, not bad

[shawnsantos]

Lol

[weredaxter]

so is that how billy mays died carla murdered him using the big city murder?

[Chaoktarukto]

@weredaxter naw. carla wanted to murder vince from shamwow. but she forgothis name, so she said "billy mays"

[georgekostaras]

I want a license to murder

[savemyplaylist]

What murder?

[RomanDutcher]

2 people didn't join the murder craze

[Catsareawesome7]

Where can I get these amazing products?

[guildrich]

For the "What Murder?" product, it should have said "completely eliminates any evidence." Anyways, totally epic indeed!

[appleeimac]

CRAZY MAYS!

[DelfinoDude]

why would you have to flip your victoms in the first place?

[5uspended4nimation]

at DelfinoDude :: to see if their ability to spell is intact

[ThePhantomLion]

@DelfinoDude Some murderers have been known to flip over the bodies face down, a mental defense mechanism against their victims "looking back at them", others just put cloths over the face

[DelfinoDude]

@ThePhantomLion

oh, now it makes sence.

[BrightDarkness17]

everyone dies at once so you'll never have to flip em

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

"Ring!"

Hey, it's Karla. I hate you billy! I need cha ill you!

No problem Karla! You can actually afford the big city murder station! And when you're done, our company will blant a tree!

[EmperorOfMars]

I wish billy mays was still alive so he could watch this

[5uspended4nimation]

@EmperorOfMars i just thumbed that up



[JunKazamaFan]

@EmperorOfMars Yes, me too.

[BlueDragon20133]

@EmperorOfMars billy mays isn't dead he's hiding from anthony sullivan and vince. Whne vince gets arrested, and Anthiny is run over by, a full loaded 80,000lb tracker trailer he'll come back

[EmperorOfMars]

@BlueDragon20133 Makes...scene

[JYHProductions]

@EmperorOfMars He's selling the Big City Murder Station to God right now...

[trexattack]

@JYHProductions god probably bought it because billy mays is to epic to say no to :P

[JYHProductions]

@trexattack I bet.

[MrGhostshredder]

me 2 R.I.P Billy mays

[Mr18007007]

2 people don't want to murder.

[keyblade19961]

TURN ON YOUR RADIO rolf

[i0n496]

@5uspended4nimation right the line of credit for a good thing for a few days XD

[TheMcGuga]

the amazing protection you will get from 'what murder' , seriously epic :) i love those ytp billy mays videos :D

[Samus312]

rofl cc



[Daniel55556]

what murder hahahha

[SXQX7]

if you dislike this video you're wrong on 2 charges. . . 1 you're a fuckin idiot because its a FACT this video is pure genius soo if u dont like it you're obviously stupid....2: its billy fuckin mayzz. . .need i say more?

[RevolverOcelot1964]

1:06 Am I the only one shocked that the transcribe audio feature actually got one sentence right?

[i0n496]

Transcribe audio turns this into a presidential speech.

[themerchantfromre4]

@i0n496 LOL

[i0n496]

@themerchantfromre4 and it is that why would you turn to gregg jaret the city's organization patriot missiles

[themerchantfromre4]

@i0n496 i've got aids crack cocaine to get health problems are that you can actually afford. XD beta captions have made my day again.

[kerrrazzzy8s]

$20 and i can kill everyone? Where do i buy the license?