Vanilla - No Way No Way (Music Video)

[alanlovedog]

why are they dressed as drug addled prostitutes ?

[Redchick91]

15 years later, I realise just how rubbish this song is. Geez what did we listen to in the 90's? But now I feel so old to realise it was out when I was 6 :(

[wanob1]

I'd do the lot of em. Twice!

[kinzeUK]

I'm still waiting for that redhead's number

[jakemchale]

All I hear is the Muppets. .....and they did it better.

[Disbelieverful]

I love this single! And I'm unashamed.

[TheFloptimusPrime]

Utter utter SHITE

[florallove14]

There are no words...

[lordilujah]

this is more painful than watching 'the human centipede '

[tom101177]

How can one song miss on so many levels?

[garply101]

This is probably the worst pop song of all time....

[htugie]

That was f#*king painful!!!!

[Warppig]

Fapfapfap



[dkfreako]

The redhead is fit!

[MILFHUNTER8000]

Buzzcocks :)

[RENDEZVOUSEN2012]

Rien à voir avec le groupe vanilla des années 80 !

[thenorthfacetrek]

'Things are gonna get nasty'......

Read somewhere this song was a bet between 2 record producers...for £1.

[3picbeats]

They were 5 years too early. With current shitty music trends this will be a number 1 next year.

[MissCraazychick1]

great song.. no way no way:L

[BitchChick96]

one of them has a really bad nipple erection.

[coriexx]

oh my gahdddd! I'm so ashamed. i used to sing this song when i was little >.<

[holleighbeei]

my shorts are high, menemene

[UddinNo1]

forget guantanamobay  this is touture

[2986danielwood]

Brockwell Lido, Brockwell Park! This song has ruined a nice place lol

[annoyingoldpartyman]

VANILLA FOR UK CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE!!!!

[LittleLadyAya]

Dreadful and straight in my favourites - it's one of those things you can laugh every and any time.

[jacob1029]

This is shocking haha

[DeeJaySiddall]

wtf was that im confused manamanaaa

[rob11823]

Nice looking babes, but no where near nice enough to redeem this shit-fest of a song!

[yourloveismydrugxx]

wow them are peng

[ACMilandabest]

What in gods name is this.............. BTW the ginger 1 is fit

[TheRavingReview]

people, i the raving review will one day review this song. it will be a funny funny day

[WaziHazi]

Omg.

[PixiePaprika]

I didn't know is was possible to make songs that are worse than Rebecca blacks

[TheProphaze]

Why do I like this?? :(

[138SP]

Thumbs up if you remember this being released and being just as repulsed back then!

[clarepies]

oh dear.

[xXSRRICHYXx]

Lol just lol

[MsLOMusic]

Go, away, Go away, Mnemnemmemne

[ObsoleteLaika]

This might be the worst song ever written, performed and shat into existence.

[LANBritain1]

"Want to come back to mine"

"No Way, No Way...No Way...No, No NO WAY!"

[kelseyFYI]

Saw this on never mind the buzzcocks on monday night, and it's been stuck in my head ever since fml.

[Nogli]

@kelseyFYI You're not alone.

[TOOHUMAN112]

@kelseyFYI SAME

[captainwho100]

@00hlAMAGIDDYGOAT same here

[00hIAMAGIDDYGOAT]

Is this mena be some take on muppets cos if it is i vote MUPPETS all the way

only watch this cos of buzzcocks

OUCH!

[arifk1337]

BUT they have the power to defy physics..they have pool reflection in their faces when the pools behind them.. :|

[shabzteamackles]

Dougie from Mcfly hates this song... fact

[purplemoonlight1356]

saw this on nevermind the buzzcocks the other dayy

[multitudinal]

this is the worst song of all time

[TheButterism]

Muppets

[kingdavidek]

Just soo bad... Sooo bad.

[dcfa71]

English trashy music at it's best, not to be taken too seriously, fantastic!



[NickFromFulham]

Pause at 1:35.

Throw up violently.

Get on with your life as best you can.

[02MARTIA]

Who bought this song, WHO?

[qwertyuiopdan1]

The mind boggles at how many blow jobs they must have given to land a record contract.

[TheArushaAccord]

haha .. same!

[helloimapplejuice]

Same!

[kirsty841]

yep ... never mind the buzzcocks reminded me of this horror ..... lollll

[Vandarkian]

Me too!

[djsammyboii]

I came here after watching never mind the buzzcocks :L

[MrHaydoc]

Jaunty leg...

[iDoogle3097]

This makes Rebecca Black sound like Beyonce tbh

[43NOTE]

never knew Butlins had its own record label

[kinzeUK]

@43NOTE lmao

[artestra]

People should stop being mean and ungrateful. Imagine how hard and expensive it could be to get blowjobs if girls like these didn't exist.

[vejbok]

Just so people know, this started of as a joke bet between record producers to see if they could get the worst song possible to number 1. The bet was won.

[cheeckybutnice]

I aint gonna lie , i love my uk garage & my hip hop but bk in the days this song was so cheesy i got addicted to watching it evrytime it came on the box tv channel

The Biggest joke of all is the fact is on I TUNES lol

[bigshow112]

what do you say when you see these girls now? " big mac and fries please!"

[ilovekay2008]

Cant listen to this song without laughing "No Way No Way MANUMMANAAA No Way No Way Not Today...." Cheesier then a bag of Wotsits!!!

[davcol98]

i like these skanks

[tom101177]

my god I remember this from my first year at University. Unsurprising this was their one and only hit



[tali4569]

I'm sure cutie in blue skirt was also in Grange Hill at the time

[karld83]

4 slags + 1 swimming pool = horrendous song

[Nuka1000]

@karld83 and a one swimming guy...

[PriapicPan]

What beautiful and talented young ladies. They met their end too soon.

[bignosedyoungy]

I remember hearing this when it emerged from its swamp and i can't believe it sounds even worse now, aaargh

[Richaod]

I will genuinely pay anyone $100 (Australian) to do a TERRIBLE dubstep remix of this, leak it as a "lost" Skrillex track and get people to admit they legitimately like it. Just imagine the beat drop: "things are gonna get naaaaaaarrrstyyyyyyy WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"

[lovespree86]

@Richaod Do it!

[Cruyff1987]

@Richaod are they aussies?

[JiminyKracker]

@Richaod that would fucking rock!

[PsychoNorth]

oh ffs! they are so english!!! it sounds like a pisstake family guy would do or sumthin!!!

[musique1975]

There seems to be too many nasty comments about his band on this page , so i'm going to say something nice about these girls.

Vanilla are a nice looking girl music group , and have nice vocal harmony.

Love ya . : )

[MCRshovels]

@musique1975 no way no way... not today

[LucieC]

This is absolutely hilarious, I'm just sad I can't actually remember it from the 90s! I showed it to my five year old son and he laughed his head off... which isn't surprising as he probably has a higher combined IQ than all of the girls in this vid!

[LeftOfJake]

BN BN!

Ma na ma na!

WTF are they wearing?! D:

[MrOverTheTop98]

it IS arguably the worst song ever, granted, but unless someone involved with that abortion can provide sworn testimony that that was a legitimate attempt at a "proper" record, then you have to assume it did exactly what it set out to do (be an intentional bag of crap). If it's TRYING to be that bad, it kind-of disqualifies itself. For me, anyways.

[Robertissimo]

who on earth allowed this on air?? did someone really think they were going to make any money out of this record?? PMSL!!!

[iloverocknroll47]

oh my god this is so bad im laughing so hard!!

[malaika02090]

WTF! this shit is awful !

[Suedeheadlover]

@weds9994 Part 1 of Alan Carr's Celebrity

Ding Dong: Boy Bands vs. Girl Groups. He says there so it can't be

bullshit.

[weds9994]

@Suedeheadlover so if alan carr said the moon is made of cheese youd believe him?

[Suedeheadlover]

You thought this was bad enough? I referred to Alan Carr yesterday - he mentioned this video cost their then-label EMI (no, that's not a joke) £1,000,000. Thankfully, they only released 2 singles & went.

[weds9994]

@Suedeheadlover bullshit - million pence would be pushing it

[Suedeheadlover]

Alan Carr's Boy Bands vs. Girl Groups Celebrity Ding Dong brought me here. To quote Alan himself form said show: "It's catchy like bird flu".

[TheAdminty]

AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAH! FUCK!

[taurinecat]

Wow, this is pretty terrible.

[tnklennox]

i finished a girl because she bought this. i have rules

[zd111809]

@tnklennox LOL wow 

[teebee1976]

omfg that is so annoyingly SHITE

[gallitzdadragon]

This is so amazin.

[serialborxes]

rolfmao

[kawaiigurl3]

Hilarious.

I think they were trying to make another Spice girls?

FAIL.

[bboychance]

lol 1:34 :)

[MrIPWNZOMBIES]

make it stop!

[felixstoweblue]

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP !!! ARRRRRGGHHHHH !!!



[djbenji1970]

shame on you if you bought this record!

[rmcc86]

These girls are stinking.

[celt67]

This was a bet between 2 record executives, one bet the other that he could even get his own secretaries into the top ten...they're not a proper band, they're just girls from his office. By the way, he lost the bet...it only got to 14 in the charts.

[StevieLocke]

The budget for this music video must have been like £7.20. Considering they would have had to pay to get into that public swimming pool

[christ0phwoar]

i think the person doing the light ripples on their face is sending SOS messages with his mirror...

[RyanSEW666]

4 grim slags trying to look sexy... I wouldn't even shag the ginger one.

[JNKReviews]

we hope you don't mind but we used the audio from this for the start of our video... 'Vanilla Swirl' if you type in jnkreviews you will find it :)

sorry, if you want it deleted we can do :)

[lurch321]

Does the blonde have Down's Syndrome?

[funillingus]

bounce board hell.

[things175]

3:18 < save yourself some pain

[postmasterw00t]

i actually like this tune its just the voices that suck

[northsouthempty]

MY EYES!!!!!1

MY EARS!!!!

CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!

[dannyboimadonna]

seriously wht fuck the vocals are just beautiful...worst singers ever n there all fucking dogs esp the trol in leopard she looks like a downs version of sonya jackson

[dannyboimadonna]

lol such a loads of shit

[Gary190tube]

LOL.....

These are the kind of slappers you see in British town centres every Friday night punching the shit out of each other.  Or getting their boyfriends into fights.....

[hundhun17]

CROYDON SLAGS! even as a 11 year old in 1997 i thought this was pretty bad. their voices are terrible.

[madonmusic]

Four fuckin' bowelers...who'd wanna get fresh with 'em.

[CaponeCFC]

I think i'll go shoot myself now lol

[mallyvarGH]

i keep hearing "norway norway"

[raze667]

-.- is it just me or is this song totally ripping off the Muppets?

[Delusphere]

Even if they were naked... It would still be unbearable...

[JZGProductions]

Can they SOUND any more bored? It's like not a single person involved in the production of this song/music video gave a damn about it. Not the girls singing, not the director, not the person who wrote the song...

[OnyxSparrow]

Did they... seriously... rip off The Muppet Show?? o.O

[kefkaexdeath]

...the hell?

[kadsawy]

Guess they didn't know about auto-tune... Cuz no way no way they can sing s**t

[ErcanWorld]

what the hell

[cadopinheiro]

era estranhas mas eram boas tmb

brazil

[volksie100]

It's dated really well. Still as bad as ever.

[TheSweetjonny]

My word. . .

[Redjac71]

were these girls the 'best' in the auditions?! This video makes me howl cos it is so bad. And their clothes....!! pmsl

[Redjac71]

were these girls the 'best' in the auditions?! This video makes me howl cos it is so bad. And their clothes....!! pmsl

[polarthebear27]

AMIRITE???

[xForeverxDayx]

Anthony, I've found another something for amirite.

[Hulk2k6]

The 90s = where every 3-5 piece girlband fancied their luck. Very few of them were actually any good. Same could be said about the boybands of that time.

And it seems the audience is pretty split on this one. Only 8 more dislikes than likes.

[beng040589]

im an american....so is what i felt secondhand embarassment?

[Seisachtheia]

@beng040589 I'd say yes...so what do you think it's like as a Canadian?

[helicoptersrkool]

Lady Gaga, Cheryl Cole eat your heart out!!!

[Vyratheon]

Ma nah ma nah. WTH?!

[againstfascism1]

Jesus. I remember when this was out, and by christ people thought this was shit then.

[mikeycftw]

HIL-FUCKING-ARIOUS!!

[KaylaTriviumA7X6661]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAARR­RRRRRR

[FuckinEddieDingle]

FUCK THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

[mortalwombat09]

You want to win the war in Afghanistan? Play this video on the wrong end of the firing range when training soldiers

[jgthetest12]

a very underated song

[1987rolex1]

These slags should ass fucked for makeing the shitest song of all times

[mericet39]

I liked it. Some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective, and interesting rhythmic devices too, which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the composer's compassionate soul which contrived through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other. And one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever it is the song is about!

[Tabitha43]

@mericet39 Thanks for giving me a good Larf! :D

[vurogj]

So bad it makes Rebecca Black look like The Beatles.

[Hulk2k6]

@vurogj

Let's not get ahead of ourselves... They were doing this for the lulz. Ms Black, Unfortunately, is serious!

[meu02136]

@Hulk2k6 They weren't, the production company were. They made a bet between themselves that they could get the roughest looking girls and put them in a band and get to number one.

[BattleButlerJeeves]

@Hulk2k6

At least Rebecca Black made original crap. This people had the gall to rip off the Muppets.

[Hulk2k6]

@BattleButlerJeeves

Either way you look at it, The old saying applies; "You Can't Shine Shit!"

[esgimasd]

The quality of the comments on this video are inversely proportionate to the quality of the song in this video.

[Tabitha43]

OMFG..... 12 years later and this piece of shite still haunts me.