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  • LoLoLoLoLoL

  • HA!

  • He has a great sense of humor. =)

  • Ozzy knows he can't talk so why not make fun of his self. Thats ozzy he don't give a dam what people think

  • every things a load of bollocks

  • He is English! lol

  • does he have every one's number??? that would take forever to go through them all o_o

  • 0:16 "I waana shave ur balls"

    LMFAO

    THUMBS if u agree!

  • @tommy54214 That IS indeed disturbing :D

  • how can he NOT make that out? He's on a bloody crazy train..

  • i wonder why everybody has a new york accent

  • is it sad that i understood what he was saying? 

  • i love ozzy. and i love this commercial... mostly cuz it doesn't have jb in it.

  • iloveozzyosbourne:3

  • I love this man. People say he's sold himself and whatnot, but hey, the bloke's got a sense of humour! I say let him do the funny adverts. And he's still the Prince of Darkness. He always will be.

  • personally sometimes I hate cell phone users. Thats why I have a yapper zapper cell phone jammer :)

  • - How does this make you feel?

    - I wanna shave your bollocks..

    - That's disturbing Ozzy...

  • English please.  ;P

  • well, maybe Ozzy is so Epic that he has everyone phone number, but.. why he's taking a taxi??

    I mean, he have a lot of money to pay a particular driver!

  • Ozzy has EVERYONES phone number... haha

    

  • Ozzy has EVERYONES phone number... haha

    

  • Wait... does he also have my number?

  • HAHA THIS IS FUNNY!

  • I laughed so hard at this I was crying xD :L Ozzy rules! Not only a prince of darkness, rock legend and awesome man but a funny person!

  • got to respect a man who can laugh at himself

  • How does that make you feel?

    -I wanna shave your balls...

    That's disturbing ozzy...

  • I guessed he said "Give me another bat to bite off on my stage."

  • i want lyrics XD

  • he is saying "I wana shave your bollocks" I thinkkke lol and that cashieer dude fer tha coffe looks like the spiderman guy....lol (wit out hizz costume on)00

  • he is saying "I wana shave your bollocks" I thinkkke lol

  • @kissmyastroid What does that mean?

  • Lmao. He has everyone's phone number...i guess he has the same taxi driver everytime...

  • I. HAVE. THAT. PHONE.

  • I understood every word...

  • he just wants some black coffee you moron..

  • how does he have everyones number?

  • @KittieKatGrl dude, who wouldn't want his number? he's the prince of darkness

  • @xXHellzRejectXx The Lich King is the Prince of Darkness XD

  • @TrerBear90 lolol

  • @KittieKatGrl Never question the prince of darkness :)

  • @KittieKatGrl he is the prince of darkness, it comes with the title

  • @KittieKatGrl You get all those phone numbers after selling your sould.

  • @KittieKatGrl Because he´s Ozzy.

  • @KittieKatGrl Cuz he's Ozzy!

  • @KittieKatGrl Cause he is the prince of darkness since 1979

  • @KittieKatGrl WELL,OZZY IS ALLMIGHTY,DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

  • @KittieKatGrl He's the Prince of Darkness ! He has everyone's phone number !

  • @KittieKatGrl Beacause he has been the king of darkness since 1979!

  • LOL turn on the transcribe audio

  • @Electricnuts11 that's disturbing housing

  • @InbictaProductionzZ That's disturbing, Ozzie.

  • @InbictaProductionzZ OZZY NOT HOUSING!!!!!!!!!!

  • WTFLOL XDDDDDDDDD

  • No it's not sad because, i understand every thing he said. I think it's awesome.

  • What does he say to the psychologist??

  • @weRwildweRfree "Like a load of bollocks."

  • hahaha ozzy is fucking awesome!!! \m/  but how does he know everyone's number?

  • @ridethelightning20 because he's ozzy osborne, thats why

  • I have this phone in blue

  • I actually understood everything!

  • afshwshwshfsh

  • calvin4815162342 Absolutely!

    he wouldnt believe that.

    he wouldnt believe that he wd do a silly reallity show on tv, let alone those commercials.

    srry bout the bad english.

    From an ozz fan from Brasil.

  • So Ozzy has everyones number?

  • I fucking love you son...

  • Haha.

    That is soooo funny.

    I love Ozzy !

    (:

  • i had this phone...until i jumped into the pool with it.... fin

  • @Jason2743 ive done that before lol

  • Heavy Metal Music Not Selling ???

  • the one thing i am wondering is.... how does he know all of their numbers?!

  • @MrAlphabot Well, he is Ozzy Osbourne. ;)

  • OWNEDXD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........LOL

  • the phone is freakin awesome....too bad mine broke

  • ozzy doesnt acctualy sound like this lol

  • @GibsonLesJosh Yeah he does mumble kind of but not as near bad as he did on the commercial.

  • 0:15 I misheard about Ozzy said "I want to shave my balls"

  • @jason24568 Omg lol now that i read that I keep thinking hes saying that when hes peaking

  • hahah xDD

  • 0:21 That's disturbing, Ozzy!

  • I wonder how he got their phone #s.

  • that's the same question i ask to myself!!!

  • LOL at Google captions! but local school, on like be overruled, right to mobilized for what editors writers a nation, does it make if you loseyou lou, all out! (ringtone), that's disturbing housing!, the silver told police he forced himself.

  • Nice!!!!

  • lol, "I want to shave your bollocks"

  • When he's with the psychologist he says "I wanna shave your botox !" .

  • i noticed it says fuck you when he texts for the black coffee,,

  • no... It says Black C...

  • No he doesn't he says "Can I have black coffee ?"

  • im gettin this phone in WHITE!!! lolz

  • awesome! i'm so gonna get this phone :p

  • i wonder if ozzy would belive anyone if they told him 30 years ago that he'd be doing this

  • @calvin4815162342

    He probably wouldn't have believed you if you told him there'd be mobile phones. :D

  • @calvin4815162342 what an insightful question. I'd imagine ozzy would believe it and bee exited about it. He was high off his ass 30 years ago

  • @calvin4815162342 He probably would have 30 years ago, but about 42 years ago he would think the one who's telling him is high, because he had a poor childhood and went to prison for burglary. It's fuckin' awesome how a man can still live after soon to be 62 years of music business, unlimite fatality of drugs, and doing this.

    Ozzy Osbourne = Greatest man on earth, god bless his soul <3

  • @calvin4815162342 i Think he could believe it,he loved money since he was born.

  • he said i want to shave your butox lol

  • @skinybonesjacob i think he said ballocks

  • i saw it on tv b4

  • lol!!! i love "That's disturbing Ozzy" ROFL!

  • Thats...disturbing Ozzy.... LOL XD

  • lol

  • ive got that phone!

  • Good work!

  • lol too funny....... watched it like 4 times.

  • hey raincloud! ozzy is the lord of darkness! he has every people's phone numbers, you know?

  • How does Ozzy have those people's phone numbers?! I could see him having his therapist's number, but the other two???

  • hes the prince of darkness. he just knows lol.

  • thats the thing of commercial, he sent messeges via bluetooth

  • He doesn't really have their numbers, it is a commercial. He was acting and they were too...does that help?

  • because that taxi man may be on call for him whenever he needs it so he has his number and he is a regular with the coffee guy and he can text in his order before he gets there so its ready if he is in a hurry :) just an idea

  • this commercial is funny lol

  • thats disturbing ozzy

  • i wana shave your bollocks XD

  • U HAVE 2 LOVE HIS MUMBALING

  • xDD! I love Ozzy! This commercial's hilarious!

  • Look it up on wikipeda bollocks meaning...well yall well have to look it up 4 your selves

  • bollocks basicly means like shit

  • How is saying " I think it's bollocks" disturbing?

  • can some one tell me everything that he says in the whole vid cause i dont understand shit!

  • first can i get a black coffe second new york x please and theni think its bollocks

  • what does he say at 0:00 ,

  • can i get a black coffe

  • lol "ihlovsozzeoshboun"

  • "How does that make you feel?"

    "Well, it sucks bollocks."

    "What?"

    ~Typing~

    "That's disturbing Ozzy."

    -Sad-

  • i used to have a samsung but now i have a AT&T Quickfire

  • ....is it sad that I understand everything he said?

  • @poop1578 I want back coffee!

  • @poop1578 what did he said at the end???? xDD

    i wanna know what's disturbing .__.

  • @panthymonic absolute bollocks

  • @poop1578 0:00 Ozzy Osbourne: I want black coffee.

  • @poop1578 No

  • @poop1578 i understood it too :D

  • @poop1578 no its sad how ur faking rofl.....

  • @poop1578 really? what did he say?

  • @poop1578 I did too, my friend, don't feel so bad.

  • @poop1578 Don't worry, I understood everything he said too, you're not alone xD

  • @poop1578 no its lucky; you wouldnt have a high cell phone bill if you met him XD

  • @poop1578 Hahaha, so do I!! :)

  • @poop1578 no its not lol

  • Motorola Karma is a better phone

  • "Well, I say it's bollocks." XD

  • XD lol!

  • "Videakfn plz"

    "What?!"

    "Videakfn plz"

    "English!"

    ...

    "Got it!"

    I love commercials with Ozzy!

  • I love this comercial,i have a samsung propel phone,and its AWESOME!!!

  • it sucks bolucs

  • lol ozzy always talk like that u cant understand some of the words hes saying

  • haha... "thats disturbing ozzy..."

  • haha!

  • lol XD

  • HHAHAHAHAHA O_O i want that shiiitt man xDD

  • xD Thats disturbing Ozzy

  • I GOTTA GET THAT ONE CUZ

    OZZY RULEZ DUUD

  • muahahhaahahahhahaha

  • i just got that phone about 3 days ago its awsome !!!!

  • sharrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooonnnn­nnnnnn!

  • I'm just wondering how he got all those phone numbers, ha. Ozzy is the coolest!

  • Absolutely awesome !

  • i like how he sighs after hes like thats disturbung ozzy lol

  • O.O

    i can't understand a word he says....

  • actually to me sounds like "I wanna shave your bullocks"

  • I could swear he says "Shave my bullocks"

  • he probably did

  • lol

  • Haha!!!

  • ...thats disturbing ozzy.

    haha =]

  • Bollocks, not bull cocks lol remember he's English

  • COME OWN ME

  • lol -_-....thats disturbing ozzy lol

  • If you want a funny commercial all you have to do is put ozzy osbourne in it

    -3doglvrs

  • best commercial ever xD

  • LOVE that commercial. :)

  • i have the same phone and same color lol

  • I think on the psychiatrist thing he says "like a load of bollocks" or something.

  • psychiatrists are lame, thats just a bunch of crap..

  • I have this phone XDDD

    mines the red and white :]

    battery life sucks tho

  • i have that phone its awesome

  • how much is it?

  • we payed 90 dollars for it but that was for unlimited texting and the rest of my package but if you are due for an upgrade i think it should be free if you trade in your old phone

  • k thanks

  • hahahahah ozzy is drunk king :)

  • Guys thats not how he talks, they inforced that, ozzy is the best ever, fuck anyone who doesnt like him.

  • um drugs pretty much fried his brains and he takes drugs to talk normal..so yea...without those helpful drugs..he does talk like that. but i think its so funny!