Add Time to Your Life

[MariokartwiirulesXD]

:)

[36chocolas]

I lost u at "exercise"...whatever that is

[bakulover11]

he did all that math in his head?!?! mabey I should have copied off him during test instead of throughing paper balls(haha) at teacher... it was worth it

[spartanite67]

This make me chuckle

[EvilCookieMonster144]

Intro makes me laugh every time. :D

[whooaduude]

15 minutes is 1.04 percent of your day... you have to also consider the quality and the feeling you get everyday after working out...

[PickyMcCritical]

So about you need to work for about 5 sec. to add 1 sec. to your life.

[zombietwinkies]

HAPPY BELATED birthdaaaay!!!! :D

[VandettaRevenge]

I wish i had a brand new floating arrow :<

[BravoLime]

@schloopfoop

I noticed this comment right now :P

Thank You :D

[schloopfoop]

@BravoLime I am the best at giving birthday wishes that only get read a month after the fact!

But seriously, how could you miss it!? There were like seven "hey's" :P

Well, hope you had a good birthday!

[JawaiianChannel]

He looks like Hagrid.

[MrTehPotato]

Does fapping count????

[TheIvorito]

Checkout the guy who did the wink's channel. ITS EPIC.

[ChokeOnMyPancake]

Did he say Beard Lovers....... o.o

[themanbearpig666]

@TheMicahChu 14 and a half where I'm from, North Dakota is awesome :D

[HarrryPotterRocks]

@themanbearpig666 I hate you so much right now!!!! :P

[arcoirisbonitisimo]

I HAVE THAT SAME BIRTHDAY AS WHEEZY!!! YEAH!

[Phillipserika]

W Q

[Eyalaster]

Sorry Craig, but 1 sec of exercise=5.76 seconds added to your life :|

You didn't double 900 secs in the number of days you'll live

[08firthf]

Oh my gosh you did maths! I thought you were lazy!!!

[hecklecow]

Hahaha

"these birds, they're still angry"

[MrZYTHER]

i wonder if craig ever thought about making a book of his quotes



[DaCheznik]

@MrZYTHER wheezywaiter.info

[conconconetc]

I <3 Angry Birds

[MrMumsbullen]

Haha, the sleeping noices xD

[TheMicahChu]

17 in Jersey for driving -.-

[loferg]

This couch ain't new... Oh wait, that's the joke. 

[eruanion]

lol @ make 1 video

[DragonRider404]

wow my birthday was the 5th too!

[SomeonesYouseDonKnow]

29.2 hours until his death and his couch is still new

[MrMinni66]

i see he's got a new couch!

[Lidlpirat]

The sleeping sounds he makes are so cute :D

[meloveyou911]

NEW WALE TANK COVER I SEE(; ITS BEAUTIFUL

[hawkeyetibor]

Benzine means fuel in German. Is Craig of German descent?

[IRunWithEwoks]

what a lucious beard

[7moneyman7]

that couch will still be new 50 years from now.

[Maeglet]

Guess what Wheezy?!?! Today is my birthday :D And even though I'm 16 and can get my licence now, it's also Canadian thanksgiving weekend so all that "special treatment" for me just means lots and lots of turkey :( I really don't like turkey, although maybe it's because every year on my birthday instead of a special birthday dinner like everyone else brags about I get freakin' turkey!!! God I hate thanksgiving!!! Thus concludes my rant, thank you.

[spaceyplace]

Until you get a new new couch, you will not have a new couch. Your couch is now a toddler and has lost it's shiny newness. We love it less now.

[TheSOCIETYZacception]

"oh these birds.... they're still angry... hmph" xD

[ThoughtsOfFail]

Getting your nuts removed can add 13 years to your life, true story. But what would be the point?

[yobhsiFehT]

Glad you found another excuse to use that wig, Wheezy;):)

[mititzi]

Wheezy, I hope you never die.

[iflipped4u]

When Craig sleeps he sounds like dubstep.

"WUB WUB Wub Wub wub wub."

[XNeonNightmareX]

@iflipped4u Or Zoidberg :D

[nataphonic]

Hey! That's cast away-Craig...

[DarkNebula2]

U automatically do 1 second of exercise a day. That's how u stay alive. Sorry for the dissapointmen't : /

[JoeCubicle]

Happy Birthday from Omaha NE.

[ChanVideos]

Hey Wheezywaiter I like your new couch xD

[themeloninc]

Awesome new Carpet!!! cool.

[chocolateislifeXD]

...Where did he get a dumbbell?

[Brawler909]

@chocolateislifeXD at the dumb bell store

[shmoobunny182]

MY birthday is on wednesday!! I'll be 18! Happy Birthday Craig!

[goodgollymizmolly]

didn't you just get a new couch?

[123morganr321]

so you know how you got your bald spot with aging? how did this happen.. 2:21?

[dbOvrDriv]

That's not a new couch...

[Eralune]

Ugh, conversions D:

[TheLordwitty]

One day, I hope to grow a beard as glorious as Craig's.

[xxcokecookiexx]

i thought that in the end the DUN DUN DUNNNNN would come up but it didnt

[Daisy2177]

My birthdays the 21st yay!! (: 

[shinobijikininki]

You can drive before you can have sex in the US? Weird country...

[nathanischuck]

@shinobijikininki You can have sex at 16 in some states.

[thesmallone271]

@shinobijikininki you can have sex at any age you want as long as its not a minor with an adult.

[mcrib10]

second a day invites the childhood obesity.

-Owen.T

[Banasre]

Yeah, yeah, well my Birthday is in 12 days. :|

Happy belated Birthday Craig. -Banjo smile-

[MrLiquidProductions]

Craig can not die he is immortal this video is false.

[carlosSantillano]

Old Craig sounds like Al Pacino. HOOHA!

[yellowreed12]

ur smart



[justagirl6380]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[royohz]

If fifteen minutes of exercise per day will give you three years of extra life, then two hours of exercise per day will equal twenty-four years added to your life, and if you spend four hours on exercise per day in those remaining twenty-four years you will gain another twenty-four years to exercise eight hours a day so that you can live another twenty-four years to spend exercising sixteen hours a year and live until you exercise twenty-four hours a day, assuming time works the same! Or cancer.

[ILoveEthnicWomen]

Hey Wheezy, stop rummaging through my soul.

[BlueFlashProductions]

People say they want to add as many years to their life as possible, but they don't realize that the extra few years they get for eating perfectly healthy all that time are at the end of your life. They're just gonna be you laying in a bed or something.

[PokemonTCG09]

weird. I waited for the video to end and when it was 2:53 it skipped 2:54 and already went to 2:55. ASDFJKL. hahahhahahahhaha DMM. :)

[commentcomments]

DAD?!? DO'NT DIE!

[ajbuchser]

I'm from New Jersey. I can't drive until 17.

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

I think I'll save death for last.-Craig Benzine

[chickenpoodle009]

I like the Gunther shirt on the wink guy!!

[timmit104]

Emo Wink Kid, Cheer up......

That eye slap added 29.2 hours to your life.

[sincerelywizard]

Oh yeah, I have the same birthday as Wheezy!

[Poorthebob]

i guess we found a new handstand

[PandaxPowerx]

wat is tylenol? :(

[isaacjnc]

@PandaxPowerx medicine for pain and fever.

[Kelseyjaclyn]

You grew hair as you got older :O

[carolina59271]

WHERE'S THE MATH CAM CRAIG?! YOU FORGOT THE MATH CAM

[Mefgar]

It's my birthday soon, and even at 14 I see it as another year closer to the grave.

ಠ_ಠ Cake is a lie

[Dan00bindahouse]

@Mefgar - So make life worth living. Do something exciting with your life instead of wasting away the years in an office building somewhere looking forward to dying.

Just saying.

[kajfbe]

you made this so close to when steve jobs lost HIS life

[thefamouskaytay]

I would have like to seen you be excited about you new rug and roll all over it like a child.

[theawesomedinosawr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY two days ago:)

[Spudmilk]

@wheezywaiter HEY, JUST REALISED WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!

YES!

[noelleskiable]

Craig, where do you sleep?

[nhl4509]

Is your beard coming out of your nose?

[MimiLovesBunnies]

Craig from the future! Did Explosion Wednesday ever became a THING???? D:>

also Happy Birthday Craig! xD

[samh2731]

24 hours of exercise = 288 years extra life...WINNING

N then you get hit by a bus n realise it was all for nothing

[squeezeslemons]

@samh2731 haha, truth.

[ThaDjensos]

@samh2731 I don't think that you'll be able to realise anything if you're hit by a bus xD

[MovieFreak880]

@ThaDjensos well, even if he'd die his brain would still be active for a few more min. so technicly he would realise that it was all for nothing (but he'd probably wouldn't be able to say anything)

[ChristinaWolfle]

I'm pretty sure death is a lot different then just falling asleep. Death is, just being soo sick an frail that your overall metabolism declines until you die(eating less, pooping less, thirsty less, tired more) and goes to a screeching halt. (metabolism: all life processes)

[lassefan]

At the end, I expected the red/negative screen and dramatic death music :P

[JWaxWebcast]

So your birthday is at the same day Steve Jobs died !!!

[eilonify]

this couch is not new anymore. :<

[thepathofpins]

Whoaaa:) Oct. 5 was the best day of my life :) you've blessed the world <3

[starpunk77]

you eat that sandwhich.

[NatalieZenaLouise]

So, Craig turns into Hagrid when he grows old. It all makes sense.

[reesespeices100]

you would have to do cardio to add time to your life, not weight lifting :s

[SnapshotOfASoul]

Driving at 16? Damn in British Columbia I'll be in my second year of university (19 or thereabouts) by the time I've got my full one -_____-'

[robbyam]

Craig has more hair when he's older?

[Richarditong]

why does craig always grow head hair when he gets older?

[Acornoa]

:| serious bitch

[Ongbok06]

at what point does a couch stop being new?

[BlackBear228]

BIRTHDAY. (I hope there's happiness somewhere in there)

[RialVestro]

Why does old Craig have more hair then young Craig?

[brenna963]

Lol "These birds, they're still angry." Oh Craig.

[pcfix33]

Happy birthday.



[DesmondtheRhino]

Happy birthday!

[ssbrwl]

Congratulations, Craig! You are on a 4-video streak of 100% likes.

This is a triumph.

[hi56pie]

wink guy was cute

[tonyster2]

To bad you don't have a new couch in your nice hotel.

[Tahonamaya]

Can't believe Steve Jobs died on his birthday...

[16seaweed]

@skyandstars42 sorry it's bean awhile since I watched this I thought future Craig said that

[16seaweed]

@skyandstars42 he's old and seanile give future Craig a break

[acdcfreak5745]

i expected there to be a "GAME OVER

craig starved to death

click here to try again"

at the end

[naveregnide]

I liked the math in this video. Upvote for you!

[cellobebejr]

um you missed explosion Wednesday. just sayin...

[naveregnide]

@cellobebejr it's not a thing

[MrClose2theEdge]

@naveregnide it might be a thing

[TheBETZINATOR]

@ImaGeenome it's an amazing world full of rainbows!!

[ImaGeenome]

This is my first Weezie Waiter video :) What's it like here?

[whatwhatbob101]

@ImaGeenome AND UNICORNS AND EAGLES AND CLONES AND ALLIGATOR PITS AND WHALE TANKS AND INTERACTIVE VIDEOS THAT ULTIMATELY KILL HIM AND AND AND

...

EEXXPPLLOOSSIIOONN WWEEDDNNEESSDDAAY!!!!!!

[xSmittyxCorex]

@ImaGeenome (in response to @whatwhatbob101 ) if he ever makes it a thing, still in beta.

[MrIchirofan1]

if you rapidly press 5 it sounds like he says faggots

[xman99ify]

steve jobs should've  seen this

[AmelieVonFerdinand]

Happy birthday Craig! ;D

[GiraffeBat]

Happy Beardth-day!! :D

[rephex64]

Send your old couch(s) to me, please. I want to find out how you smell.

I'm not weird.

[threewitchesweekly]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[gracenote13]

HEY YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[zebraslovespiderman]

gandalf?!!?

[poentasticgurl]

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!

[BeanRedz]

those birds are still angry

[imphlatround]

Apparently the future has a cure for male pattern baldness.

[iamprocrastination]

HAVE A HAPPITY HAPPITY HAPPITY BIRTHDAY WHEEZY! Hope it's filled with many eagles to punch, many new couches, lots of clones to kill and winks that ding, rugs that sing and many other silly things!!!!!

[WolfODonnel486]

happy belated birthday wheezy :)

[AndMe0nly]

Was this made in a nice hotel?

[TheWMSLibrarian]

Happy Birthday. 

[DrSilentSam]

That wink!!! Best wink ever!!!!

[SuperTeal1027]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[idkyetdou]

"I think I'll save death for last" - Craig Benzine (that was the best quote ever!) Happy Birthday, friend!

[TheMiniman42]

happy b day craig = weezywaiter eat a sammich for us all

[ellammusic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

[OdalysGrawr]

Happy Birthday! :D

[MrMaximum789]

Happy Birthday <3 (more ty the regualar guy plz)

[lilbuni2004]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! <3

[officialEggnogs]

Happy birthday. mines tomorrow too. this 7th. im turning 13

[deirdrekearney]

@officialEggnogs Happy Birthday!

[officialEggnogs]

@deirdrekearney Thank you

[whatwhatbob101]

WHEEZY. WHY YOU NO TELL US ABOUT NICE HOTEL VIDEO WITH JULLIAN SMITH?!?!

[rjsevlaportugal]

happy birthday i gess..xD

[SisterToSleepx]

Happy belated birthday, man!

[whatwouldyoudo90]

Happy birthday! Beard love! ! ! ! :D

[TheProjectWeird]

Too much newness!

[lukeshdoesntknow]

Happy Belated Birthday Craig!!!!!!!

[JohnnyJackPompolla]

It would have being great if Steve jobs exercised one second a day. R.I.P.

[TheRaggedLuthien]

Happy birthday! A bit late. Sorry.

[CelieGolightly]

Aww, I thought you were gonna say my birthday... which is the 23rd. So not exactly tomorrow BUT still Im disappointed =(

[skyandstars42]

You would only be able to have tylenol 8 hour, 3 times, because 8 times 4 = 32. Gosh Craig get your math right.

[wheezywaiter]

@skyandstars42 no no no. you can have it 4 times. You just won't experience the last one for the full 8 hours.

[skyandstars42]

@wheezywaiter But would you want to waste the precious Tylenol 8 hour in the last 5 hours in your life for simple pain relief?!?

[Whoobleedooful]

@wheezywaiter Ew~! That's uneven! Gahross.

[rosenthalstudios]

@wheezywaiter craig, u are actually right with 4 times.... first one in the first minute of those 29 hrs, second one after 8 hrs 3rd after 16hrs and 4th after 24 hrs. so bamm! your right and i'm uhhh right too?

[PanachronicBoost]

@skyandstars42 BURN

[Slattery777]

@skyandstars42 owned



[Willasfantasyland]

Happy Birthday Craig.