Logical proof of God

[someonezmom]

then shouldnt your penis have 5 ridges to make it fit like a glove?

[youngatnaruto]

you just provided more proof to evolutuon..with the bannana

[youngatnaruto]

you just provided more proof to evolutuon..with the bannana

[Michielgrarchief]

You just prove that we have the same ancestors with the apes. LOL

[scubajam66]

I actually thought of an orange for some reason....does that mean I'm retarded, or does that mean that God is retarded for making think of an orange via his "grand plan"?

[Rainbomniac]

So a banana trumps scientific theory these days? ....I don't want to live on this planet any more

[alilsassy2]

Um bananas originally smaller seedy and poor in taste they have been selectively grown to what they r now one could say humans EVOLVED them lol

[alilsassy2]

Lmao @ gay porn lol

[legodarknight101]

I thought of a pea.

[ODaemienE]

I think this might be gay porn

[nikmindage]

I thaught iceberg lettice... does this mean im going to hell?

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

He's clearly being sarcastic, guys.

It's called British humour.

[channesw]

@HoneyIEducatedTheWeb So this is a joke?

[Wafflez2032]

convenience of human altered fruit proves god-I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[RobBrooksMusic]

I think god needs to go back to the drawing board with f**king pineapples

[RobBrooksMusic]

tbh, I only came here to laugh

[imsh11]

"If banana doesn't prove creationism, and that God exists, I don't know what can"

I have an answer for you: nothing.

[kirbandgutta]

According to a Gallup poll in December 2010, around 40% of Americans believe in YEC, with 52% among Republicans and 34% among Democrats. The percentage decreases as the level of education increases—only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees believed compared with 47% of those with a high school education or less.

Just about sums it up really.

[Nusroman1]

1 question: r u retarded?

[HeatherSpoonheim]

Great Poe, but you need to throw in some ridiculous message from god to make it funnier.

[00shadowLord]

He's right about the banana being specially created for humans. That's not what a natural banana looks like :) also, i don't like bananas.

[1dekidejo]

another idiot that thinks banana is proof of god

[Joebell2412]

scientists have textbooks of facts and logical explanations for how life came about.

and the creationists fire back with a fucking banana.

[Anthrax80m8]

@Joebell2412 i am going to steal ur comment XD.

[OpethIsTheBestBand]

I hope he isnt for real!

[truckletchimera]

TROLL IS OBVIOUS TROLL. FAGG

[Aphotic0221]

Am I the only one that thinks he's trolling?

[Genarian]

Exactly! this guy is right! the Banana is perfectly made for humans...

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because humas made them...

[MrRonaldoSupreme]

I 'liked'

[pppoichops]

That my friend, is evidence of evolution. You know what a theory does, it explains a phenomenon making as few assumptions as possible. Take evolution, we can explain the complex nature of multicellular organisms making a simple assumption that the fittest will survive. A bad theory explains something making a wide range of assumptions, like a pre-existing human like being created the universe and then told our ancient counter parts a bunch of false information about our world.

[BadNeighbour]

OMG you're so dumb.

Its called a stem, it developed so bananas can grow in bunches.

Google wild banana and look what an unmodified (modified by humans) banana looks like.

[poisonapple16]

Geesh; this copied directly from ray comfort.

Not only is he a creationist he is a plagiaristto boot.

[KasaiHyuga]

Erm, there is an easier way to mathematicaly point to the idea of creationism. 0+0=\=1

Meaning nop creator + nothing cannot create matter,time, and energy

[Qillz]

The modern desert banana (the yellow one you have) was specifically designed... by man.

In fact, that banana could not exist in the wild because it can only reproduce via human intervention. It is a product of artificial selection and depends entirely on humans for it's continued existance.



[tommygneedsawee]

so all creatinists have as proof is the design of a banana

[PAUK1823]

I really hope you're joking with this video... if not, please commit suicide, and let the rest of us have the bananas all for ourselves.

[Myusernamerulez]

I don't think this guy knows but its actually easier to open a banana at the tip rather then the stem. All you have to do is pinch the tab at the top and it peals like a boss.

[659dean]

Lady finger bananas (the one you had) has been genetically modified to make it easier to eat. Before people modified it it had massive seeds in there making it extremely hard to eat, god didn't make it a perfect fruit, people did!?!?!

[allfitch84]

So, my penis is the perfect shape & size to fit into a girl's hand & mouth, therefor God created the hand & mouth of a girl for that purpose. Sweet. lol

[allfitch84]

So you're telling me I'm a sinner because someone, 6'000 years ago, was tricked by a talking snake into eating an apple?

[Vitaensis]

So... where's this proof of god's existence?

[TheZerofa]

I thought of an apple.. I know, I know I fucked up xD

[hughc023]

Another fool.

[llamascanplaynitendo]

WAIT, monkeys always ate bananas so that means are hands developed perfect ridges to hold it, HAHAHAH proof of evelution and were evolved.

[ResidentRetro]

4skin ... i see what you did there ^^

[itsshitlikethis]

The banana you are holding is the product of thousands of years of evolution in plantations. A wild banana does not look like this.

[hemuln]

this is actually pretty genius... most coherent "proof" of god i've ever seen!

sadly, however, it's not as much proof as an interpretation of evidence. good job tho! made me chuckle

[utdfortreble]

no i thought of a tomato even though I knew you should think of a carrot.

also,i think a tomato is a fruit.

[AMAAWL]

You know, I'm allergic to bananas. It is quite possible that I am the antichrist.

[crotchcradle]

Bananas are also shaped like a penis. Therefore, it was made to go up my butt =]

[TheHeraldic]

This is obviously a parody... noobs

[MroAeon]

I appreciate your satire. I just think it's funny that the banana man(the real one) opens the banana wrong.

[spiritoffire121]

hummm so god exists because of bananas

[JustSiouxMe]

I thought of a potato.........Did I do it wrong?

[sargentcole]

the penis fits perfectly in the anus sooo therefore we were made to anal each other

[sheppo162]

That banana has been agriculturally changed in shape and size over hundreds of years by humans. if you type in google images 'wild banana' you will see they look nothing like the banana your holding and we eat. You my friend have been schooled.

[TheDavo162]

@sheppo162 Nicely said.

[Weraisethenerdyflag]

Atheist: How about you just leave your penises alone?

Theists: Absolutely not. It's God's will, and so we have to cut our penises up.

Who would you side with?

[woodsmokebob]

so if god designed the banana especially for human consumption, why did he make it grow in tropical countries when most fundamentalist christian morons clearly live in temperate regions? and also why didn't he make all fruits as ergonomical? surely eating only bananas would give the serious shits right?

[demonbleh]

It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that humans have been directing the development of domesticated species of fruits and vegetables for... oh, several THOUSAND years now? Ray Comfort had this idea re: bananas, conveniently ignoring that the bananas we eat ARE A DOMESTICATED SPECIES, and humans would find WILD bananas decidedly unpalatable. Please, listen to yourself.

[ADeadlyPenguin]

i personally would of presented the fine tuned universe (more for ID than creationism), but if the banana gives yourself the satisfaction, i'm happy for you. Godspeed sir

[solitaryman098]

I thought of celery. You mad, bro?

[KellsBells2300]

The modern banana was GENETICALLY altered by humans through cross breeding of the plantain fruit....

I have one thing to say to this video, RARRR!

knowledge++

[MrPhantompants]

god he's a retard first off bananas where genetically modified BY HUMANS to be that shape have you ever seen one in the wild they look fucked up and second he didn't even peel it the right way what a dumb ass

[SpineDaz]

From now on when I think of a vegetable, I think of this guy. Surely he realises that bananas are a man made fruit. The original wild form is nothing like the man cultivated variety. By his logic, coconuts must have been made by the devil because they are hell to get into.

[MrArokOleary]

Fruit fits in my hand so god must have created everything.... Am I the only one that see's the stupidity in this guy's argument?

[MastaMattv2]

Belive me , there's nothing logical about a divine plan a magical being that see's every body at once and knows everything.That's not possible. i don't care how baked you are.And it's called evoloution.We evolved from a mutation of a Monkey of some sort which later died off becuase through the process of natural selection we became more domenent.maybe the monkey and human evolved there hands to fit that as it's an excelent and choice food ....Your an idiot...

[verarose18]

Monkeys...eat bananas... we evolved from monkeys... maybe... omg maybe monkeys evolved to have hands perfect for bananas... :O

[anarki1211]

This guy is being satire, you bunch of retards! Look at the tags

[dansta187]

is this guy on crack...

[TheBlueShamen]

Redo this video, but using the nut-shaped, lumpy banana that was NOT evolved.

Oh, and, having exactly (number smaller than 7 and more than 2) ridges isn't that unlikely at all... You couldn't realistically have more or less than that range, so, purely randomly, it's 1 in four chance it happens to be 3.

[EleventhHourPower]

The modern banana was made by human engineering through hybrid breeding for its desirable characteristics.

[gunning4fools]

That banana would also fit perfectly up your arse.

[gribnack]

So you like long things in your mouth? That's about all you proved

[bltonrye92]

you are an idiot. i cannot even describe how stupid you sound. "because the banana fits in my hand, God exists" you wanna know what else fits our hands? FUCKING GLOVES BITCHES. Wanna know why they fit our hands??? BECAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKIN EVOLUTION MAKING US THE SMARTEST ANIMALS IN  THE FOOD CHAIN.

[ZachSolten]

I thought of an eggplant...

[GreaserCoolRider]

Okay you are just showing us fruit and vegetables where is this so called "God" you have proof of his EXISTANCE!!!!

[darkilustrisimus]

mangel

[IAmBadatStarcraft]

Lol...yet another person totally trolling about this shit. I want to find someone who actually is serious in presenting proof, so that I can own them with logic.

[GoGxgooderguy]

lolololololol i feel like i've just been pranked. the human hand shapes to the banana the banana was not made for the hand



[DingoNuggets]

hahahahahahaa.



[mfRamen]

obvious troll is obvious

[Olidude13]

We're getting trolled to fuck.

[skywize]

Another proof of god.... You know what they say about bananas... short, tall thick thin, Vaseline will get it in.

[MilkPickle]

So your undeniable evidence 'God' exists is a banana? You have got to be kidding me. I would tell you all the undeniable evidence 'God(s)' is alien, but there is waaaay too much to write out, so I'll say this: Dinosaurs lived on earth millions of years ago, alien DNA is the famous 'missing link', almost all religions have the same dates and events which correspond to astrological events,such as dec25 is winter solstice, day of resurrection is spring equinox ect. Religion = Astrology God = Aliens

[Crissix100]

I love videos like this. Hint: he's not really a creationist.

[LiberalAtheist10]

That thing there is called a stem it holds onto the tree.

[Ehryk42]

So... wait, just because you see a coincidence = proof? How about this, a good, loving god wouldn't allow Hitler to mass exterminate his chosen people. Therefore, either he doesn't exist or he isn't good. If he did exist, he did and said some evil things in the bible. Coincidence = proof in your world, therefore if god exists he is evil. See Leviticus 20:9, Ezekiel 20:25-26, Exodus 21:20-21 for some 'facts'.

[johndoe77774444]

game set match lol

[stevenut88]

i hope this is a piss take of that fukin mooronic ray dude cus if ur 4real then i feel sorry 4 ur motha

[ChelseaGigglersx3]

lol this is hilarious

[TheTMac24]

If the banana is such a perfect fruit, then why is the apple the divine fruit in the bible? hmmm?

[blackphoenix17]

@TheTMac24 I feel like I'm starting a fire I can't put out here, but: Genesis most definitely records that she did eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. So why do people think of an apple? One reason is that the Latin word for evil is malum and the Latin word for apple is also malum

[bbruno00]

@TheTMac24 the Bible doesn't specify which fruit they had. No apples I would guess, it's like the 3 wise men, it doesn't say there where ONLY three : )

[TheTMac24]

@bbruno00 We have life on our planet...that doesn't mean we're the ONLY planet with life. : ) Get out of here with your faulty, contradictory logic.

[bbruno00]

@TheTMac24 Would you please elaborate on the "faulty, contradictory logic"? : )

[TheTMac24]

@bbruno00 I wouldn't need to if you were perceptive, which you are clearly not. So i will not waste my time.

[bbruno00]

@TheTMac24 So you are trying to tell me that other planets have the same gravity, temperature, mass, amount of sunlight and night time, making it perfect for life to be self-sustained?

[TheTMac24]

@bbruno00 Yes. I'm going to go ahead and assume that you've never watched Carl Sagan, or anything of the sort, so I wouldn't expect you to know how large the universe actually is. I'm not saying that those planets are exactly the same as ours, but with the right circumstances for a specific multitude of beings to live on, those planets can hold and sustain life. By your logic of there not ONLY being 3 wise men, that must also apply to our planet not being the ONLY one with life.

[bbruno00]

@TheTMac24 Of course I know Carl Sagan point of view (RIP), I know how big our universe is. Not only that, but also the possibility of the existence of a multiverse. If when you say there could be life, you mean bacteria or other types of micro organism I think you are right. : )So still I do not understand why you would call logic contradictory and faulty?

[MrJambones]

@TheTMac24 because when God made the earth he turned to satan and said " How'd you like them apples!"

[DustinShaneYounce]

@TheTMac24 I hate to be nit picky asshole, I'm an atheist btw, but the bible says it was a forbidden fruit, said nothing about apples..

[TheTMac24]

@DustinShaneYounce I'd hate to be rude....asshole...but the forbidden fruit that they ate is perceived to be an apple...for some it is different. Regardless, it is not a banana, which was the point of my comment. The fruit that they ate granted them knowledge and no longer made them innocent and ignorant. In my opinion, knowledge and reason is much more valuable than ignorance, therefore making it divine. And i don't give a fuck if you're an atheist...is that suppose to make your comment valid?

[DustinShaneYounce]

@TheTMac24 Ok, no need to get mad and call people names for a statement on the internet. Yes I was trying to say that I read a good majority of the bible and an atheist. But if people perceive it as an apple that's fine, I'm just saying it didn't say it was in the King James version.

Don't bother responding. I won't read it. You're obviously ignorant.

[TheTMac24]

@DustinShaneYounce Hypocrisy at it's finest.

[Ramyeonman]

@TheTMac24

there is no apple mentioned in the bible....

the apple was all albrecht dürrers idea!

[Ramyeonman]

so off all the fruits on earth you found one that fits your hand... that's proof. what a picky little god.

my dick fits your hand, eat it!

[TheTMac24]

@Ramyeonman exactly man...dicks fit into assholes...so what's the Christian's problem with homosexuality by that logic? lol

[tmason1493]

@TheTMac24 it wasn't. it was a fig :P but either way, not a banana.

[tonymaples806]

I don't agree with this, but it doesn’t say anything about the tree of knowledge being an apple tree. Talmud belief is that it was a grape, geological evidence supports it was a pomegranate. The reason it is widely believed to be an apple because the Latin word for apple (malum) is the same for evil (mālum). The ENTIRE belief that it was an apple is completely based on a Latin pun. There is much more textual evidence of it being a grape, and more physical evidence that it was a pomegranate.

[TheTMac24]

@tonymaples806 regardless, it wasn't a banana.

[tonymaples806]

@TheTMac24 ROFL this is true

[BangXD]

@tonymaples806 physical evidence? so they've actually found the garden of Eden have they?

[kodyonthekeys]

The funny thing about this argument, bananas evolved through a process of artificial selection. No wonder they're so perfect. Man made them that way through the power of evolution. They're a perfect example, as are carrots for that matter... This must be a troll...

[alex123837]

or the thing at the end was desighned for it to hang onto the tree??

seriously get this guy back to school?

[TheNonBeliever82]

Also... that was a BIG fucking carrot!

[TheNonBeliever82]

Once again, i must assume this is a satire. THere is noway anybody can be this fucking stupid. Well.. i mean.. uh... besides Roy Comfort.

[atomheartother]

I didn't thik of a freaking carrot.

[MoirTJ]

Dude. O.o. Banana is a herb. Not fruit.

[haohyou12]

I don't buy it. This guy be trollin'.

[FallofDarkness55]

This proves that Ray Comfort has brainwashed you. Your penis is banana-shaped. A man's ass is round. A female's vagina is round. The penis is made for the ass and vagina. So I guess god is obsessed with gay and heterosexual sex. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!

[MrSoleyn]

didn't you feel a little stupid when you played this back to yourself?

[musicaltimepieces]

you are such a tool, ignorant cunt

[bennyo12]

you are a tool.

[SparksYukiSparks]

Chimps have opposable thumbs.

[stefanferrazable]

WTF? You are dumb. typical creationist...

[LucidEyes17]

Boy you're a fucking retard. What about your wisdom teeth? Your appendix? Why do you have an organ that produces enyzmes which are meant to digest the plant-based diet you no longer eat? Oh but wait the human species is only 6000 years old.

[SuperRetardedPENGUIN]

that carrot could have parasites on it, watch 'monsters in me' they say parasites can survive for ages on fruit and veg, generally everything, ideally meat.

[ShaatsBassoon1]

Humans are not the only apes with opposable thumbs. Why do creationists not recognize that fact? All the great apes and monkeys have opposable thumbs, ours are just way more advanced. A lot of primates peel bananas backwards too, from the bottom up.

[SuperRetardedPENGUIN]

@ShaatsBassoon1 and.......

[MrHomemadePain]

one skin, two skin, redskin, foreskin

[xTyrRanT]

@MrHomemadePain HAHA I dont remember that in a Dr. Seuss book.

[seanseattlewa]

Ray was made fun of to no end... Btw the modern yellow banana was a mutation that was cultivated upon.

[seanseattlewa]

I've scanned through a ton of comments for this video. Seriously, none of you have heard of the banana man, Ray Comfort? This video is a copy of Ray's atheist-killer segment which he made fun of to no end.

[cj1294]

the moderen banana you have was created by cross breeding two wild bananas that were not edible!!! you are a fucking dumb ass1!!!

[alexPeasley95]

that thing on the banana is so that it can hang of the fucking tree dipshit

[Thatmakessense356]

Bananas- because God was too goddamn lazy to make all the fruit fit perfectly.

[raindogmx]

why coconut? coconut made by devil!

[IFUCKINGLOVEYOUTOO]

Logical? I will take you seriously once I see logic.

[thewakedman]

I love how he talks to the audience as if they are retarded.

[FlamingDiskord]

Your peeling the banana wrong! MONKEYS, eat it from the other end. That way if you squeeze the end ot opens an you are able to romove the seed and eat the whole banana. Also, for a certain cylinder object to have a perfect fit, the end of the thumb and the index finger have to be arround it without overlaping. that bannana is too short for your hand 1:17. god must be a right ass hole.

[chimera667]

God designed a banana to be easy to hold? That is your proof? You are seriously deluded my friend.

[zeitlichkeit]

try to ask your god to make all the fruit shape like the bananas then if that happens that may be the very proof that he fvcking exists....

[bootneckbonz]

This guy sounds like he's in a corner, desperately begging the educated people of this world to believe in the rhetoric that he's clearly been convinced to get involved in and has folded like a wet napkin. He clearly has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, and he is simply afraid that we as a species are becoming an educated type and are suceeding in dragging ourselves out of the Stone Age. And FYI, you fucking lunatic- I was thinking of "parsnip". I hope you find sanity. Goodbye

[Longsleeeves]

Cool i was actually wondering how many bananas he ate making this video and he told us

[tfavors28]

So, God only wants use to eat bananas and carrots? What about the coconut?  You keep talking about the banana, but it was humans who made it that way. So you are praising humanity. And that is good. That is what humanism is about. Humans first, God second. See how simple it is. Give it a try

[Wibbl]

Is this a joke?

[Arkesus]

@Wibbl you would be ok to think that, and indeed even if this guy is deliberately trying to be humourous on the topic, the guy that came up with this argument (Google Ray Comfort) was being completely serious. He calls it, "the atheist's nightmare"

[Wibbl]

Cabbage. 

[Farfromhere001]

bananas are a highly selected crop breed by man.

[rockaholick37]

What about people born without hands?

[Hyperplaterine]

I thought of a cauliflower.

[sullenboy1o3o]

maybe hes an atheist trying to make creationists look dumb?

Did i say what everyone already knew?

[hXcDiedWithHitler]

>logical

>"proof" of god

choose one.

[vajiraism]

So all you have as the proof of divine existence is a banana ?

[henf5671]

this must be a satire.

[timmcgoo]

total dogshit - he's havin the piss - note he broke up laughing at his own bullshit

[muaythaijunky]

the sad thing is, atheist have a hard time distinguishing between the fake jokes and actual Christians. the truth is they really say crap like this.

[thabookwyrm]

You had me going for a second there. But then I checked your channel and realized that this is satire.