Stephen Lynch "Vanilla Ice Cream" with lyrics

[XxwhoaitsmoexX]

I just prefer white boys, crackers, loose leaf paper, wonder bread.

[LaughinChocolate]

48 people arent black,mocha, or caramel girls :p

[mixmastermeeks]

hahaha. Not only is his stuff funny as fuck he can fucking sing.

[monsterenergydrinkzz]

2:06 is how 90% of us guys think on a 1st date XD lmao just skip the mushy stuff :P

[riverofblood619]

The internet is nothing with exsesive plagerism

[N8thereal]

Hey if the intro was !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?TheGuyYouMetOn­ce might really like the intro

[Succubus1982]

For the people having tardrage at the intro, they need to put that on to prevent Youtube taking it down for copyright dumbarses. If you don't like it try and make your own videos and see how long they last before being deleted

[ThatGuyYouMetOnce]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT AN INTRO ON STUFF THAT ISN'T EVEN THEIRS!?!?!?! I'm sorry like the song but I'm disliking because of the intro

[Spiderpimp87]

@ThatGuyYouMetOnce just like succubus1982 said I gotta put that on to prevent Youtube taking it down for copyright infringement. It customizes the video so that Nut lickers like you can enjoy these videos. You don't like the video? Cool. STOP BITCHING AND WATCH SOMETHING ELSE!!! Otherwise HAVE A COKE AND A SMILE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[xLordWakerlic]

Poland listen Stephen Lynch too!!!

[TheBITEME555]

but then, wouldn't there be half white chicks that you like?

[KalifUmestoKalifa]

Skip the intro 0:25

[Russiansdoesitbetter]

@KalifUmestoKalifa Thanks, Greg.

[TinyDancer3344]

I heard this song on the radio this morning 3 Haha I love it

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

@Avdallabill there's nothing bad about an intro. lighten up.

[Cryptykk]

I didn't know you could pimp spiders. Is it good money?

[rustlervxl96]

go to facebook and join the vanilla ice cream fan club :D

[SilverBelladonna]

Ok now I need you to go to my facebook please babe I promise your almost at the end. Love you

[DoubtfulGrace]

Im megusta-ing so hard right now...

[amwilson0501]

@DoubtfulGrace lololol me too haha..me gusta face

[DoubtfulGrace]

@amwilson0501

there should really be a icon for that somewhere here on youtube XD

[amwilson0501]

@DoubtfulGrace hahahha im glad im not the only one who thinks so. along with all the other faces hahah i think id put up troll face too often though

[theAudioSurferGamer]

I don't think I've ever felt this loved in a long time XD

[DusmarFilms]

0:23 save the heart break

[cloetv12345]

BLACK GIRLS ROCK X3 :D

[max725power]

This song just makes me happy

[halomanM16]

@Avdallabill i agree but where do you put an INTRO if its not at the beginning

[Avdallabill]

@halomanM16 You just don't include one, it's not even your work so what's the point in putting it there?

[halomanM16]

@Avdallabill I know but i was just trolling you and be a smartass

[CaRpeDieam96]

@Avdallabill YEAH BILL HAS A FUCKING POINT!

[MRgamer426]

@Avdallabill not a music video

[Avdallabill]

@MRgamer426 It is a video about music is it not?

[MRgamer426]

@Avdallabill true dat

[kidgoat2027]

@Avdallabill dont be a bitch..oh wait...to late

[Avdallabill]

@kidgoat2027 Care.

[ThatAnnoyingMosquito]

In case you didn't know, Strom Thurmond was a US senator who had reached the age 100 while still serving in office, becoming the oldest serving senator at the time (this record was later broken by Robert Byrd). During the civil rights movement he gave the world's longest filibuster, a speech given to delay and bore members of congress so a bill takes longer to pass. He talked for 24 hours and 18, nonstop, alone. He also had a Daughter with is African American maid who was 16 at the time.

[1tylerr]

black girls r the way forward :)

[XxKoscoexX]

i love this intro and the swirl icecream if you know what im sayin sayin

[Joeyal123]

I love all brown girls Spanish, Israeli Middle eastern Pourteguiese I love them all

[HoboInYouTrashCan]

thumbs down for the intro

[mikedirnt19]

the intro sucked and then u say vanilla ice cream w/ ur voice auto-tuned? it just doesnt fit.

[naruXsasuXlover18]

These are the times I'm glad of my mocha skin :P

[victimofaguillotine]

Darn it I'm white!

[chesean0102]

you shouldnt have put the intro.it made it all cheap..

anyways,i think the song is talking about black girls and asians.im an asian,im flattered but it is what the singer likes.it doesnt mean we have to like what he likes..its just his song.if youre white,its fine!theres a lot of men out there who prefer you than brown or black.so heads up girls! true love is just everywhere..

[HoboInYouTrashCan]

@chesean0102 lol

what gives you the impression that this is also about asians?

[chesean0102]

@HoboInYouTrashCan ..even youre light-skinned but youre african american/european,youre still known as black..brown are known to be asians..caramel is for mexicans/latinas..im a Filipina(asian) and im light-skinned so some dont recognize me as one but still this song flatters me..and of course you know you can find these colors anywhere in the world..well,this is what i think.im not sure what the singer thinks.. :D:D

[HoboInYouTrashCan]

@chesean0102 mabey

but in todays society brown means a light skined black woman

he is obviously talking about black women

hes just decribing different shades of black womens skin

[chesean0102]

@HoboInYouTrashCan well, if thats the case..he really really likes black women.. lol..

[HoboInYouTrashCan]

@chesean0102 dont we all?

[KoenHoekx]

@HoboInYouTrashCan damn straight.

[AnarchyRevolt96]

This is definantly my song(;

[slimjim3001]

WTF is the picture at the end?

[shadowslayer51]

Me and my girl friend have been together for awhile, I'm white, she's asian. I find this song, and discover that I like it. Coincidince? XD

[themightymaxxion]

@shadowslayer51 He's talking about black women, not asians.

[shadowslayer51]

@shadowslayer51 Yeah but he also said brown girls in the song and she's got darker skin, she aint white more like brown.

[SerasxAlucard]

Dat ass!

[00Manga0Lover00]

i always wanted darker skin...

[7771mchammer]

I like all kinds to a certain extent

[00Manga0Lover00]

i shouldnt really enjoy this so much since i'm a white girl XD

[funnifacegurl]

Funny((: Cute Song Throu!

[buzzardkiller92]

I'm white and only like white. :) Yay!

[realfear12]

i love women of all kinds...

[MrWalrusrape]

Story of my life... Kinda

[hxscene27]

This works out because I like my white boys, too! Lol

[lonibear1912]

makes me proud to be black and female lmao(:

[viperyo24]

I disliked for the intro

[1undeadskater1]

@wolfpack6100 You sir, are ignorant.

[BadHorsie92]

FUCK THE INTROS THE JUST PLAY THE VIDEO LAME ASS!

[mindblower8]

thunbs up if giving thumbs up is gay oh shit wait

[TheBeesKnees1960]

<3

[nanakiinu]

How am I an idiot? I don't find black/African Americans to be attractive in any way, whoopty fuckin doo. I'm not racist, just don't like it, I still have black friends.

[geterhero]

@nanakiinu i agree with you, i like black girls, i just dont like em sexually unless they're like beyonce lol

[lamofify]

@geterhero i dont care. white girls black girls iv made my choice. if hey got an ass i like em. i made that choice when i was 12

[geterhero]

@lamofify LOL, i feel ya

[lamofify]

@geterhero im 14 right now and i asked my little cousin he agrees with me.

[geterhero]

@lamofify lol, that shit's funny

[iRawrVideosxD]

@lamofify :/ So you wouldn't like me,I'm Hispanic.

[daniel55dog]

black ladies are awesome

[TheNDFX]

I Loooooooove Black Girls... Ha Ha! White girls aren't attractive to me at all.

[runxz1]

@TheNDFX Same here. Black girls are so beautiful. I dont find white girls attractive either.

[lilbabyjanae]

Haha :) this amuses me :) have listened to it twice <3 bf told me to listen to this

[XxTabasc0xX]

If you're* going do lyrics, you should go back to grade school to learn basic grammar =\

[nanakiinu]

Sorry, but blacks are just not attractive in anyway.

[thesuperdj2000]

@nanakiinu

excaclly i pefer asians and brazilillians

YEA I SAID IT

oh yeah and BLONDS WITH BIG TITS

[avastacia]

@nanakiinu your an idiot... truly.

[raven21991]

is it me or do ppl use youtube to critizize ppl more then just listen to wats playing...... its pissing me off if u dont like it find another video to watch ok and u dont have to put up that their ontro suxs its wat they like not you i like this video y do ppl have to put ppl down instea of keep there mouths shut like normal ppl

[paperbutt2008]

@raven21991 yes, but so many people do it now, it IS what normal people do now. :(

[lordrabbit16]

anybody else think he likes black chicks now because his last girlfriend was a nazi?

[pboutwell23]

lol it keeps getting funnyier

[pelwag]

whats wth the peoples names at the end i dont get it? x

[dylster625]

@pelwag They're people that loved white girls.

[taariqah]

@pelwag ppl that loved black girls

[AiY1]

@pelwag they dated or were affiliated with a black woman in some way

[16CleverTaunts]

i played this song to my white boyfriend XD lol we were in a library and we tried SOOOOO hard not to make alot of noise

[OsitoPandaJossy]

I actually liked the intro. Funky.

[Mike999557]

Get rid of the intro it sucks!

[powerhouse813]

what the hell is up with this intro

[TheXxdoubleT]

ur intro sucked....just saying

[kreux1]

Your intro's a total waste of time dude, it detracts from the enjoyment of the actual song

[TheYobro633]

Sooo... uhh, I really loved how the intro SUCKED BALLS!!! Totally ruined it, bro.

[XxMickiexX13]

is thissss true lol????

[hey0there0flubber]

XD I wonder if what he's singing is true...

[VeryAngryCamel]

dat ass.

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

I love how the top two commenst are about the crappy intro XD

[darkest29]

17 people dont prefer black girls.......or just hated the intro

[prasiab]

people who  drunks whoopie is poopie

[TheDiabolicAD]

cuntish intro

[MorrisMan95]

Car guy send anyone else here?

[LordGreenshake]

0:26 to skip the lame intro

[trousersnake91]

@LordGreenshake thanks for the assist lol

[cutekiera1]

I flipping love him. Even more than before!

[edaboladik]

He has an AMAZING voice.

[alyalyaly123xd]

This is kinda awkward for him considering his ex wifes a nazi.

[ThePein1]

@alyalyaly123xd that song was about his ex wife!?!?!?!?!

[CanadianGuitarist]

What's the deal with the names at the end?

[Crevan1986]

@CanadianGuitarist Notable white men who had jungle fever.

[CanadianGuitarist]

@Crevan1986 No kidding?! The buddy who showed me this and I were trying to figure it out; we both recalled Jefferson's slave ownership, which we thought negated our guess. What's the Ted Danson based on? That movie with Whoopi Goldberg doesn't really count, and he's been married to Mary Steenburgen forever.

[Crevan1986]

@CanadianGuitarist He had an affair with Whoopi during that movie, broke up his marriage.

[CanadianGuitarist]

@Crevan1986 What, really? Not only am I legitimately hearing this for the first time ever, but who the fuck cheats on their wife with Whoopi Goldberg?

[Crevan1986]

@CanadianGuitarist Ted Danson. lol This was a few years before Mary Steenburgen.

[rocket1918]

im not racist some of my friends are white.

[J4gm]

Stephen Lynch is the pinnacle of awesome. Dislike for shitty intro, silly name, and silly dude at the end of the video.

[infinite0monkeys]

Aaah, the intro scared my ears

[lilysnickerz]

wtf? the flippin intro wasnt AT ALL like the song 

[ryuprincess]

Lol to all you dumbasses who get offended shove it up it ass and get over it. I'm a white girl and this is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[merclissa]

@ryuprincess Yeah lol me too :P

After all, i only like asians :P

[Truthiness231]

"If you're a cracker you better get blacker"

I crack up every single time I hear that line (probably all the "k" sounds but still love it ^.^)

[dlaws27]

Love this! Thanks for sharing..LOL!

[dopplerthesexybeast]

Greatest song ever! I almost pissed myself laughing the first time I heard it.

[CETY96]

Fuck your intro

[jgordon210]

i like mine with a side of nuts...

[MrAustinchappell]

fuk u

[Goldensword2]

@C3Tears OWNED

[cenacattakproduction]

Ok its partly about dat ASSSSSSSSS

[AmbrosiusVanllin60]

WOW!! A NEW FAVORITE OF MINE'S!!!

[BaneOfRagnarok]

In kingdom hearts atlanica world, I played this song while I went through the dungeon. now the two are mentally inseparable.

[pyramidheadrocks]

I cant belive he made "nubian" rhyme with "to be in".

My mind = blown.

[germanfrenchhorn]

10 people don't believe in inter-racial relationships. :P

[tyrisakafireflame]

this dumb ass nigga aint even funny i just wasted fuckin 3 minutes of my fuckin life

[MindlossMadness]

@tyrisakafireflame get over it

[monkeytester90210]

10 people never been with a black girl

[AirCooledMan2006]

Funny because this reminds me of myself! XD

[GNRule123]

whos the dude at the end?

[wilakt4fud]

@GNRule123

A white US senator known for being a huge racist, then it was revealed that he had a number of secret children with black women.

[Mitsunami]

hahahaha he is a fool xD

[mouldywart101]

i love the bit about the fountain of youth

[impatientwithdesire]

@mouldywart101 cause its true

[829kevin]

8 crackers couldn't get blacker

[killermcfiller]

@829kevin not funny bro. make something original

[superrangerkid1997]

the 8 dislikes are white girls

[fsxPWM]

i caught me a strong case of the jungle fever myself

[nextjetset]

lmao i showed this song to my girlfriend and cant stop laughing. and the funny part is im white and shes black, lmfao

[riotgirl367]

he loves that brown suger

[hellraiserr666]

isn't it cafe ole not au lait ?

[HosteDenis]

@hellraiserr666 no it's café au lait, or coffee with milk in it

[lilsister2]

HA! LOVE the way he says strom the second time!! HAHA too funny!!!

[HardCoreChick100]

@xjosh905 Did you mean "White"? I must say, people have terrible grammar these days.

[xjosh905]

@HardCoreChick100 bite me i was in a hurry

[HardCoreChick100]

@xjosh905 Hahaha okay I WILL bite you :P

[xjosh905]

@HardCoreChick100 lol hey do you want to be friends

[HardCoreChick100]

@xjosh905 That was a quick change in attitude lol. Why not? :D

[Scyerf]

its ironic that he wants a black girl, seeing as his last name is "lynch". :)

[2HannahKate137]

@Scyerf Lynch?