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  • In this sequence, we know why James Bond can have sex with so many women and doesn't get them pregnant.

  • this was a far better film than the one that followed it

  • the torture scene makes me think its a messed up gay bdsm porno

  • seroyer2 look at the two films as one, i watched both casino first then quantum and they rocked.

  • wait... they didnt tie Bond's feet at 3:57, but he cant movie his feet throughout the whole scene

  • The whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!!!

    I FUCKING CRACKED UP SO LOUD AT THAT JOKE!!! the whole theater did!

  • Orgasmic

  • If you ever watch fifth gear this was filmed at the test track they use, and he even used the lump. the jump that they always harp on about. the movie they made after this one was such disappointing piece of shit.

  • This was hilarious.

    NO NO NO TO THE RIGHT!!

    Your a funny man mr bond.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Technically if this were part of the original story he wouldn't be capable of shagging all those women.

  • Haha I have an itch down there would u mind?

  • i would love to be wipping james bonds balls so much end i love how he screems

  • remind me never to be torutured by this guy. he definetly knows where it hurts the most

  • i hit a boy in the nuts so hard he cried for like10 minits (its so fun becouse i am a girl)

  • i am a girl and i want to know how much this hurts and is this a bad torture

  • @nathan83998 it is the worst torture immaginable. He was hitting where it hurt the most in the place least protected. Not to mention the after pain that is worse than the first u feel. Any guy who has ever got in the balls will tell u the same

  • Lls funniest Bond scene ever

  • "GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH, NO!, no, no...

    TO THE RIGHT, TO THE RIGHT!"

  • @Lozimia2 "I Got alittle Itch Down there would Yopu Mind"

  • i don't know what's worse, the broken aston martin or the torture scene

  • his poor nuts

  • I think the aston crash was more painful for me to watch than the torture scene...

    poor aston...

  • every single guy in eyesight was holding his balls and the girl i was next to was fucking crying watching it. but everybody laughed at to the right

  • my heart flipped over when i saw the aston martin crashing!

  • girls are so lucky they don't have balls

  • @itsTheSarz They make up for it in having to give birth.

  • @itsTheSarz no we are not we stil have viginas end that hurts like helllll

  • Sonofabitch hitting Bond's ball is pure evil. Besides, why did he want to castrate him afterwards? Why not just kill him?

  • @BrightFutureMaker Yeah seriously. If you got castrated you would definitely die from blood loss anyways.

  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD Why the genital? A stab to the torso should be sufficent for blood loss.

  • when the henchman flips his blade it is sooo sick

  • women in this video are either like "it doesnt hurt that much" or "yeah do it!! all men deserve a bit of this!"

  • @takikuapinpan

    Not true =P Actually.

  • NO! NO! NO! TO THE RIGHT!, YES! YES! YES!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! no a little more to the right, hahahaha! man this scene and when he was like "sorry bout that, last hand nearly killed me" lol those made me laugh so hard hahaha

  • money isnt as important to our organisation as is knowing who to trust.

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  • Dumbest, most implausible car rollover in history.

    As if an Aston would *actually* roll, not skid. It's not a top heavy SUV.

  • @670Kiester stfu and enjoy the scene -.-

  • @670Kiester Ah BUT, if you see the making of short on the stunt you'll see that it DIDN'T roll the 1st few times they tried this w/a ramp - the car had been too well designed. So they used an air cannon. Implausible, yeah, at the speed they were using here, about 70mph BUT I wonder if they could do it w/out the air cannon at say, 150+? And don't forget, this is a movie & they want to make it cinematically spectacular.

  • @670Kiester I know right, fictional movies are so...fictional...

    DURKA DURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

  • Nothing is more effective to break a man than torturing his crownjewels

  • TO THE RIGHT TO THE RIGHT!!!

  • watching an aston martin crash like that is enough tourture for me thank you very much

  • does the car crash look real to you? it seems that the car jolted up when it rolled over one time plus the speed was definately not over 120 mph its a good film i am just saying dont start to insult me its just my opion

  • ahah well its real and it isnt. its real in the sense that the car was actually wrecked and totaled but as for somebody being in it..while it happened..well. idk. anyways the have a string attached to it that makes it jolt like that. i've seen car crashes like that filmed before.

  • @04mittald apparently the stun team had such a hard time getting the car to flip that they eventually used a nematic cannon to do it which is why it was able to roll as many times as it did

  • Lol. "Now the whole worlds gonna know that you died scratching my ballz. LoL!

  • the fact that he can take all that and llaugh makes me thinnk he's a bitch

  • 6:14 cocksucker lips

  • both sceans are horrfying the most is the crash the beutiful car!

  • @delta2ish grammar

  • @screamsinfamous eh at least you arnt like those jackasses ho are like you stupid ass you have to learn grammer blah blah blah

  • @delta2ish yeah, i hate those people who think that they are perfect

  • Would anybody happen to know how many G's the car under went during the crash? I'm doing a physics project on this scene and need to know how many G Forces were present.

  • @AntiVaccine exactly man i mean what are you gonna do. theres no way out. just press the reset button on this world, its fucked.

  • @AntiVaccine exactly you fool dont you get it theres no way out man. theres no way out. theyre not just going to let you take away their power.

  • @AntiVaccine haha man wake up. technology develops along the lines they deem the most useful.

  • I'll feed you what you don't seem to value.

  • damn hes gotta have some brass balls

  • Mads = best Bond villain!!

  • @steptile I agree!!

  • Oh! That poor car! =(

  • Torture scene: Are you going to kill me....no Mr Bond im going to rape you

  • Does he say 'I've got LUGGAGE down there'? Or 'I've got AN ITCH down there'?

  • an itch cozhes telling him to go to the right

  • @roloug95 Yeah I thought he did say 'an itch'. But a lot of commenters here seem to think it's 'luggage', so I was just checking.

  • bloody hell bond dont be a fool cover your tool

  • It hurts SO GOOD! xD

  • R.I.P James Bond's balls lol

  • now the world is gonna know you scratched my balls!

    hahahaha hes got balls ill give him that xD

  • I got luggage down there would you mind. Lol!

  • i like 2 see bourne go through that.lol

  • I don't understand how he can hit so accurately at the balls.

  • epic practice lol

    that dudes done it before, you cant make up shit like that

  • 4:56 lololol

  • i loved this car chasing scene no matter what! i also love the fact that this spin is ended up in the Guinness records book..!!! because of the number of flips !! aaaaand i also love that its one camera angle ...not 7!

  • Daniel Craig is the best bond. He doesn't NEED gadgets.

  • @iknownothing34 his personal gadgets however were almost taken from him XD!

  • @BBPersephone01 AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! lol, good joke dude! :)

  • @iknownothing34 agreed

  • @iknownothing34 He almost lost his gadgets in this scene...

  • i would have liked to see a longer car chase, this was one of the downfalls of the movie to me. that and the fact we saw no weapons on the car being used, maybe the producers have run out of ideas in that regard

  • The gadgets have always been kind of cheesy and wouldn't have fit well probably.

  • they wanted a more realistic approach to bond / a international spy.... having a invisible car with rockets that shoots lasers..... not that realistic.

  • for the first time i watch this movie, i thought this is the climax of the story..but i was wrong anyway..

    silly me!!

    Anyway, good movie....

    cheers from Malaysia

  • Whats with all these comments crying over the car ebing crashed? Was it actualy a real aston martin with the proper materials and engine or what?

  • @Kiasko yes it was a proper aston the car was made for the film before they went into opening sales

  • lol wots the point, they could have just used the shell or replica and it wouldnt make a difference. It WOULD affect the sales if they mass advertised, "real aston martin being wrecked in film" before they release it.

    I assume most people didnt know so they could have saved alot of money.

  • @Kiasko the point is a shell isnt as realistic as this you wouldnt get the huge amount of revs developed from there being no traction

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  • I can't begin to imagine the agony, oh man.

  • ZOMG. That car crash was so cool.

  • When I saw this with my friends in theaters, every guy in our group crossed our legs once the torture scene came up.

  • @evanfmitchell yeah hes caught in a north korean camp and is drown tortured and also gets put inside a punching bag and is used for the camp guards to train their martial arts on

  • Bloody heck, beautiful car smothered out in seconds.

    What would hurt the fricken bollocks more?

    Running over the girl, ruining that Aston, or getting your family jewels whipped?

  • i like the fact that bond is actually captured and tossed around a bit, almost unconcious. are there any other bond films where he's captured like that? i haven't seen them all. :)

  • Check out Die another Day. Brosnan's Bond gets' caught in the opening sequence and held at some kind of camp.

  • evanfmitchell: thanks, that's one i've totally missed out on. lol just heard lots about that bond movie but never seen it. wasn't he stuck at that camp for a long time or something? xD

  • Eres un idiota, y lo siento. No tienes ni puta idea de que estas hablando.

  • I would have tripped right over that chain behin the Aston and faceplanted.

  • no more sex for mister bond

    temporarily at least

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  • @omar27793 lol ur 100% right lol!

  • AAAAGGGGHHH!

    AGGGGHH!

    HMMGGRR!

    YES!

    YESH!

    *Giggles*

    Yes, yes

  • look at the way he runs lol

  • he is so sexy when he runs

  • I thought le chiffre would give bond a veritable blow-job after the torture,lol

  • ohhhh he says " i died", i thought he was saying "iodine"..this scene makes so much more sense now.

  • aston martins aren't very well built apparently

  • i don't know which is more painful; the aston being smashed beyond repair or the repeated blow to the balls lol

  • That gorgeous car; that was painful.

  • "now the whole world know that you died scratching my balls" LOL

  • @GunsOfThePhoenix Lol such a burn

  • no reproduction for 007 there XD

  • i if you give them the password

    there is not point of you being alive to them just useless

    i would get my balls hit and not give them the password cuz hurting is a short time but death is forever

  • @aceking007 there are things worse than death under torture

  • But...I loved that car.

    T.T

  • I'm am most certainly not crashing my Aston Martin, did you see how he carelessly sped on that road ?

  • Does he have pants on

  • No.

  • Where was his Walther?

  • poor astorn martin

  • lol no no no to the right now the worlds gonna no that your done sarcthing my balls

  • Now the whole world is going to know you died scratching my balls..

  • So THIS is why Bond never worries about impregnating one of his women.

  • Thank god Aston Martin's don't have airbags for groins.

  • james: "i survived the crash yayyy!!!!"

    "you did but now we're gonna whip your nuts....sorry"

    james: "oh"........... *cries*

  • id give up after the first hit to the balls lmao!

  • id do it before the first hit

  • This is actually quite sexy in a way.

  • wouldn't his balls be damaged permanently?

  • "To the right!" To the right!"

  • My heart bleeds everytime I watch the aston martin crash...

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  • "now the whole world know that you died scratching my ball"

    IMAO funniest part of the movie

    i mean the torture :s

  • i saw this and my balls seriously felt weird after i watched it....

  • @Gothpunk11 you're not the only one, dude....you're not the only one :s

  • yeah, it made me appreciate mine lol

  • I'm a girl, and I cringed. O.O

  • same here! Talk about ow! lol

  • see this is a cool villain

  • i don't think there will be any James Bond Jr.s in the future

  • I think that every man who saw this scene felt what Bond felt.

  • If I got hit in the balls just once as hard as he did, I would be out cold for a year.

  • Bond stays too alert in this scene, false acting, or he has a microscopic member!

  • He's a secret agent working for the British Government. He's supposed to be alert. He's trained for these situations.

  • You are a tough boss!

  • Me? What'd I do?

  • And when I say "me" I mean VP1R4T3. This is my other channel :)

  • You are a funny guy mr. Bond

  • lol, if only you knew, im sure guys around the world were cringing at that scene

  • I got a little itch...down there. Would you mind? :-)

  • Le Chiffre looks like Vladimir Putin with hair.

  • fine sadomasochistic scene,I thought le chiffre would allow bond to pour hot candle wax on his cock thereafter,lol

  • true.

  • wow i dont think its really realistic lol... a light hit on the balls leaves a man harmelss for at least a minute, this guys swing the hard know so fast it almost destroy them, so bond should be a lil more hurt lol, a hit on the balls is the only place that hurts for a long time, not only at the moment

  • Daniel Craig handcuffed to a chair naked. Who read my Fantasy Diary?

  • well I didn't read it but I think theys tole a few pages from mine too ;)

  • if he's hitting his nuts how does he not throw up?

  • what do you call the knife the guy uses at around 3:35 ?