Lets Make Dungeons & Dragons sexy...again?

[ThyDungeonman2]

.... Nine bucks says the actress had no f*cking idea what she was saying?

[Kistilan]

I approach the woman and offer her 2 silver, 3 coppers and the ride of her life. I also present her with a ruby-encrusted cucumber-shaped object with a sly grin.

[lexor5674]

do you have a gag reflex? If no then your the girl for me.

[Stonesour2006]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[capndax]

Oh i like this. That was pretty good and funny. Thanks.

We make D&D fantasy movies and put them on You Tube.

Movies made by Shadowyn Films

Title: Soul Searching

Title: Wintertide

There are others that are all in a series.

I you like D&D and fantasy movies you may like these original fan based movies.

[Sintar07]

Haha! That was funny as hell! Nice...

[terminatorwikifox]

u hot

[abdullgafoor]

she is fuckin beautiful

[flickeries]

This is hilarious! Not in a rude way, c'mon nerds open up abit, she's not insulting anyone so unclench your butts abit.

Plus if you think about the whole situation, she's quite the entertainer. Heck, I played DnD way before this ad came out and am still doing so but I find this ad entertaining.

Don't be a fucking retard, no medusas don't only turn men to stone they can turn any character into it because of a ranged petrify/flesh to stone ability.

[foolsbetrippin]

still an ugly ho

[mikerobot2]

THE MEDUSA IS A LIE!!! Medusa could only turn men to stone... se said medusa specifically! lying bitch! get your facts streight!!!

[chironnightwolf]

I had to roll a will save to keep from punching this bitch in the face.... I botched it and punched the screen anyway.... and then had to roll and soak the aggravated damage... damn broken computer screens... Where's a healer when you need one?

[lifemetall]

yeah pushing your tits up with a leather jacket doesn't make them biggest it makes them a LIE, you probably have 3 size tits

[Sheapard01]

Bree-Yark

[LucianosReleases]

omg i just came cus of this hot girl talkin crap about a vdeo game lolololoololl gegeheheheeeheh gay

[mrtampenski]

Not a game idiot the fucking boardgame your stupied.

[harveydents]

I guarantee a whore like that has poor consitiution and you would have to make a saving throw vs VD if you fucked her!

[FatalityOblivious]

OMG im going to go play Dungeons and Dragons now just cause i saw some hot bitch telling me she loves guys who plays Dungeons and Dragons!!!!!!!! Seriously....who falls for this shit?

[SLiDEnl]

I did.

DONT YOU JUDGE ME.

[FatalityOblivious]

Hmm let me judge you as a massive loser....if you play D&D you arn't a lsoer but if you played it cause of this ad then you are.

[Damob47]

*powering up aimed skit shot*

[UltimateGazebo]

You may have a high constitution, but I think charisma was your dump stat.

[MasterOfDugeons]

20 constitution Xd

[christopherspb]

put your boobs away and bag our groceries

[xsorowinx]

Dude shes as tough as a fucking tree with that constitution psh whatever nymph is still hotter i mean who has the kind of beauty to blind you eh ? a nymph does thats who

[jaysonball]

comments are 100 times better than the video itself

[Tetrall]

18 CHA when she was 18, but she but on that black outfit which gives her +6 Charisma.

[entozoon]

very poor..

speak faster, i'm growing old geeze

[morat68]

18 CHR

[chipsUCC]

i wanna blow a load on ur face

[Dmasterman]

I have a skeet blast range of +32 radius.

[Cavman]

Actually mah boi, the Illiminati and Free masons were two differnet organizations that were at odds with each other and would use all forms of subterfuge and sabotage against eachother. But recently there is evidnece that either the Masons have quieted down, or been infiltrated.

Solution: Join the masons and instigate a rebellion. REBELLION!

[TRACEUR6]

O.O oh.. im sorry what did you say? i got kinda distracted :D

[AngryPirateProd]

Constitution governs your stamina. I guess that's a sexual endurance sort of reference. I like the girl's boobs, but no talking.

[bat5jamma]

agreed mouth off

[thepeoplesmatt]

gold

[tommenquar]

lmao...dont she mean charisma?

[noobmartin]

Dude, what?

[RESTLINXXX]

i want to cast ray of cum on her !!

[paulthewhite]

jesus... lmao

[Cstrife234]

LOL WTF

"CONSTITUTION" XD

[Zenmasa]

This is a prime example of why women don't need rights.

[DragonBallZbot]

Okay guys who wants her first, let us make some initiative checks.

[swirlingabyss]

I natted bitches!!!!

[lairss]

My elf fighter got 5. Is that good mister DM?

[Enmarnacu]

Average (at least in 3.5, my preferred edition) would be ten. Her annoying voice alone might kill you.

[SuperRIDDE5]

WTF WAS THAT ABOUT? SCREW THAT.

i stick to Gmod

[tahgir]

such a waste of time

[Bahaumet666]

...

[lingojac]

What a shit whore.

[deviss123]

lets see, will modifier bonus of 15, will check, and BOOM! HER SPELLED FAILED! I AM STILL A FREE SPIRET! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[spunky720]

she turned me to stone

OOOOOOOOOH

[ScruffyRanger]

A circumstance of negative ability score. INT -3. And you know what... I don't think her CON is all that high, no Sir.

Dear Lady,

I have a spot under my house for the heads of middle-aged prostitutes like you.

Warmest Regards,

ScruffyRanger

[NeoKal]

Her CON would be 12, max.

[JoeSomebody2]

Unless she was a dwarf, then her constitution would be higher.

[ioport]

Stupid fucking whore.

[SpartanDrazen]

i cast +35 to charisma and talk to her

(roll dice)

yes i just did her!!

[Xxd4dexX]

rolled perception check, and no you didnt, sorry

[PeterHSPeter]

It's an illusion! Make a will save!

[Xxd4dexX]

i rolled a nine, am i screwed

[Oryon25]

My penis is confused...

[Doodskreet]

omg:)

[TopCatOwns]

excuse me while i hide my MEGA BONER

[sturmfels08]

hey sexy lady, let us play together.

you have the dungeon and i have the dragon :-)

[teaky10]

Ya... the way she was acting totally killed the attractiveness.

[adamkatt]

Gimmie da booobies!

[Cadriansoul]

Not hot.

At all.

[DeathmenRa]

Jesus, her voice makes me want to punt a retarded gnome.

[sirsaico]

Punt a retarded Gnome. Man thats funny.

[DAIBEEDIS]

HOLY CRAP thats funny!!! 5/5

[scstraka]

I wouldnt piss on that girl to put out a fire , but i would piss on her when she was done burning.

[tipttt]

damn ou suck too

[Grigeral]

Hi constitution like her? She said that as if trying to put on that fake 'sexy' accent... She does know of course that, being a D&D lover of course.. That all sexual accents would be put under 'charisma'... I mean.. Any fan would know this right?

It's about as unsexy as they come. Sorry, but lets face it.. Only adolescent children or brainless morons could find it so.

Even if she had a charisma of 2000, she still rolled a natural miss on her charm. 1 always fails regardless of stat :P

[Grigeral]

No, you see Tipttt, I have a fiancee.. I don't need women with huge tits but a face like a slapped ass to perve over.. Maybe you do, that may just be you.

Why not take your adolescent mind over to local spar.. I mean, if you find a bimbo prancing about as if she has no brain, perhaps you can find a nice chav girl to bone...

[tipttt]

i was talking about the commentary

we dont care about dnd stats here

and what the fuck did it mean anyway?

[Grigeral]

Well, we really don't care what you're after... It meant, that she was an ugly whore.

lets face it, if you can tear your eyes away from her tits for 2 seconds, you realise she is infact, not sexy, just an annoying wench with a face like a slapped arse.

[tipttt]

i didnt say she was sexy

she is ugly

[Grigeral]

Yes but your comment was at me, saying I suck, for saying she is ugly. If she is ugly, why do I suck?

[tipttt]

i didnt read that part

[Grigeral]

If you knew D&D mechanics you'd have realised that's what I was saying :P

[tipttt]

ium gonna have the game soon so ill understand

[Grigeral]

It's not something you have really, more just a pen and paper game. You only need a group of people and the rule books. Oh and some dice ^^

[tipttt]

when i looked on internet, the books were 16 an 20$

at local shops, they are 50 or 60$

how much did they cost u?

[ScruffyRanger]

Don't be a fuckwit.

[Parry137]

Then youz gonna luv my acc beyotch.

[creationofself]

stupid

[Nezric310]

Stupidest thing I ever saw, lol. I can only speak for myself, but I really dont think us nerds find that stuff sexy, haha.

[DeathmenRa]

Hit the nail on the head.

[tylerjatwg]

yea fuck the red dragons id fuck you xD

[Serbiansword88]

Fuck the red dragons, would like to see some crits on her XD

[saiyrus]

hey some girls just really dig D&D! :P

[semiideath]

fake. SO FAKE! She is not a real woman!

[Helltamirre]

IT'S A TRAP???

[alucard621]

LEGENDARY TRAP!!

[Mumblerd]

Woow.. who rolled a +12 boobs?

[wowMijache]

hot sexy butt

[MaXG65]

Ok... This is just getting to...

Strange!

[Finchy000]

MMMMMAGIC MISSILE

[foaly939]

what the crap

[WiiSuper123SmashU]

never played but, i can learn :D

[biglmac]

OK I'LL PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FOR YOU <3!!! Here comes the constitution train!

[AlphaAndroid]

lawl

[IZzachan]

... ummm ...

what the fuck ôo

whore.

[Treiliner]

DO WANT!

[Slahbarat]

Kill the wizard, kill the slut, eat the robots shiny butt. Kill the wizard kill the slut eat the robots shiny butt :D

Futurama: Bender's Game.

I never played D&D but this movie is so freaking hilarious :)

[stoopidname4me]

That was the most perfect woman I've ever seen.

[EricSchwin22]

YES!! Come to Me!!!

[Cebuana7]

Kuch *aandachthoer* kuch..

Fail

[MidoriValentine]

That's fucking ridiculous..."Let's make D&D slutty and stupid".

I'd chop that half-slut with an intelligence of a gnolls ass, and show her how REAL women destroy beholders by piercing a sword through their damned skulls. That's sexy.

[part2themovie]

muahaha what a rant!

[ScotProductions]

WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL!!!!

[beatboxpeej]

LOLLLLL SOO FREAKING FUNNY!!! LOLLL

[geronybonillanazario]

wtf you are all noobs hehe she is hot f... dyd

[Neakra]

and fake ;)

[ScruffyRanger]

Hot? Like a fucking Eskimo in a blizzard, hot. Shes like 40 or something... decked out like shes 15. Doesn't that make you sick a little bit in your mouth, Dude?

[NeoKal]

It makes me sick that you think she's "decked out" like a 15 year old. Nothing against you, though. It makes me sick how skanks are getting younger and younger each year. Society says slutty is "in" nowadays. Look at that kids show, Bratz.

[j4clayto]

Her stats are as follows:

STR: 8

DEX:11

CON:14

INT: 3

WIS: 7

CHA:18

[adamrain12346]

lol!!1

[SpiderMangina]

Those boobs are totally +36 DD

[shatterspike1]

How has this not become meta yet?

[MechanicalMind]

By the holy beard of Moradin, what on earth is this? Human female with a -10 modifier on bluff and act trying to make fools out of us, brave adventurers? Come here and i'll show ya how a dwarf deals with those like you, be-atch!

[Grimspear05]

I want to meet this woman. Now.

[Kurtzok10]

WTF?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gravygecko]

Someone rolled a 1 on her acting skill check.

[NowhereMan8521]

*fap fap fap*

[sithlordvyd]

my +5 staff up ur ass bitch...fire some magic missles on ur tits...

[yogev98]

she would love the feeling of my dragon inside her dungeon

[bighandmegaman]

....nice.

[bufoot19]

agreed

[XxCMagusxX]

pig.

[Asefabaranar]

Original but affective. I love it

[CANTB4REAL]

I bet she could dungeon your dragon.

By the way basement dwellers this is a woman.

And in her spacesuit pants is deep space 9, go there and be a new person.

[Kijekatana]

Bull Sh*t. Its a dude.

[MorteWulfe]

Wow, seems some people don't get sarcasm on the internet.... newbs

[ghostboy24]

I believe the feeling we are all sharing is "Meh...".

[XxWinterwolfxX]

omg dumb attention bitch

[RoryMcHugo]

She can roll my dice anytime.

[AlyndiaMoonchild]

WTF? This is sad....

[kungfuwookie]

this isnt sexy, it's fake and contrived.

[thomasbhunter007]

Who is this? She looks like a porn star. In a good way.

[Trialsoflindonia]

slut

[DjeanBlast]

What kind of sad crap is this?

[rezpatriot]

what happens if she fails a charisma roll later in the relationship or even has a secret 4.0 feat, oh no! perhaps even a breath weapon. My gnome illusionist can't save those checks easily.

[MorteWulfe]

I'll take on her breath weapon anyday...

[MarcoViola88]

Hate when speaking dolls are slutting like that... she failed both her perform check and her bluff check, and even failed turning on me...

[GoGoserGo]

buahaha it seems that u have high "sence lame ad actress" score

[GRAFFDEMON]

the vid kinda sucked..but she had good cleavage

[qube0]

hey, I don't have much constitution, but since 4ed I only need 5 minutes of rest between, and I'm good to go again ... and again ... and again ...

[hadriman70]

this fucking sucks

[rubberball055]

I'm actually surprising myself at how little I'm turned on by this...

[silencergroup]

hmmmm... that didn't work for me.

[DarkDerrik39]

Sorry, I don't know Stone to Flesh.

[bruenor82]

this is just wrong...

[happyboi666]

i'd like to give her the business end of my bastard sword.

[dragos992002]

Sorry you need to roll at least a critical and confirm it!

Sincerely,

The Dungeon Master of her Panties!

[rubberball055]

you have to roll for a grapple check first.

-_-'

[BoingBoingprod]

That bitch wants to see my magical great sword with +2 healing.

[CliffingtonFalls]

fucking nerds play dungeons and darkness

[BoHPriest]

this... is not sexy... the girl is pretty though

[GrandiaMan]

...Was that a real live human female?

...I think I'm in love...

[Bingle99]

I'd like to show her my deterity modifier!

[chides87]

Who the fuck are you anyway?!

[AlexMarkey]

How did she get turned to stone?

[Hylaeosaurus]

It was Medusa - a mythalogical being who turned anyone who looked at her to stone.

[CiperText]

Yes, Medusa is a gorgon.. then she looked a shiny shield and reflected and self-pwnt herself

[Hylaeosaurus]

She was defeated by looking into a mirror and seeing her own reflection - she turned herself into stone

[lecithinacid]

^_^ aww you guys are arguing like it truly happened.

[Hylaeosaurus]

So you have no belief in myths then - where's the fun in that?

[lecithinacid]

no no Don't get me wrong ^_^ I'm sure something happened but I don't trust mans recollection of things of old let alone something that was past down through the centuries

[Hylaeosaurus]

Ah I see what you mean, this happens with everything, for example there are six diffrent versions of Chaucer's canterbury tales where the main diffrences are in the way that they were recorded by diffrent copiers in the day's before the printing press.

[lecithinacid]

I love you ^_^

[ScruffyRanger]

And you're chiming in like you've forgotten your Ritalin. Equally cute :)

[Barthek]

She is turning my penis to stone. :D

[RivenWinters]

amen to that.