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  • "Why are you guys even a country?" Because Great Britain changed the name of 3 of its territories to Canada, which was somehow impressive enough of a feat to be called Canada Day.

  • Fun fact, Canadians still embrace the monarchy. Actually, that's not fun; just plain sad. Seriously, why are you even a country :p

  • @UberGator Monarchy is part of the Canadian heritage. It's a part of our heritage as a country, but in the end it's all just for show and for the sake of keeping up appearances. It's kind of like how the Americans talk about the Constitution or the Founding Fathers and then pass the Patriot Act or NDAA 2012.

  • I'm canada but love the canadian jokes so much

  • another good point was that Canada was discovered before America by the Vikings :)

    fun fact

  • americans are just jealous. I know all my american cousins would rather be here than that shit hole they call the U S

  • @mjr102395 ..... why?.....

  • @MitchMAH obviously you have never been to Canada. Our economy has been kicking ass for as long as i can remember, I could go on and on.

  • @mjr102395 im Canadian and we are in debt too, but not even close to how bad the US is. just sayin Canana is as shitty as the US

  • @mjr102395 This is exactly what I am talking about.

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  • I find that Robin was much hotter in the older episodes, who agrees?

  • speaking as an american: i love canada. because of rush.

  • @20centuryfox100 Speaking for Cananan: we will give you Rush if you take Nickelback and Kim Mitchell?

  • @MitchMAH Canana*

  • @MitchMAH dude, NOBODY wants nickleback. sorry. maybe russia would, if we tried reverse psychology?

  • @MitchMAH you forgot to add Justin Beiber

  • @ZenAntics nah i hate that type of music so i never hear his songs... EVER! and im not gonna hate some 1 cuz every 1 elce does

  • @ZenAntics and celine dion.. oh god

  • @n0morehate We want Pam Anderson back though

  • Why is it even a country? Well, it's a place where Neal Patrick Harris can get married :)

  • @Shahamu And smoke weed afterwards.

  • Did you Know?

    13% of Americans believe that they live under a monarchy.

    True Story.

  • I feel so bad for being an american sometimes when it comes to these canadian jokes. I remember i went to a bruins game last november and when the canadian anthem was played for the senators, a bunch of obnoxious drunks by me in the grandstands began to mockingly sing O Canada. I turned to my friend and said: and we wonder why the world hates us?

  • @kubrox91 Now you know, loud arrogant people is not what we want in Canada. I'm glad you saw that and learned from it. If more Americans were thoughtful like that then your image would improve worldwide. But, as it stands you are the most hated country in the world.

  • @SimXLive yes, but there are many americans that do think like me. So, I will say that I do take pride in my country and heritage, but I apologize on behalf of any of my fellow citizens who may mock your culture.

    But the joke is on Barney, since he later finds out he's canadian.

  • @kubrox91 dude, spoiler alert

  • @SimXLive #2 to the Netherlands.

  • hetalia fans will understand this ;D

  • the big difference between American liberals and Canadian liberals is that American liberals have a sense of humour . Thats why all our comedy shows suck ass and just try to copy american shows where people actually watch american shows cause they have some balls. Seeing all your pussy comments is proof of that

  • @paulymcfly Guess you never saw Kids in the Hall. Way more balls than any US comedy show.

  • it is the real thanks giving

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  • Barney has a point..

  • Canada's Thanksgiving is the US Colombus Day

  • @MaddDogg81 canada doesn't celebrate that because colombus was a douche

  • Why is it even a country?

    Why is america even a country? Hmmmmmmm? *Is Canadian*

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  • ...that wwas really insulting

    even if it is supposed to be a joke

    what really hurt me is: "Why is it even a country?"

    that is RUDE

    my opinion!!

  • i dont really like this show

    cause barney is acting like America is his tree, and Canada is POISON

    no nasty replies just my opinion

  • BARNEY SUCKS CANADA ROCKS

  • @NCShadow1 They might speak French... That's how French sentences are constructed... There isn't even a French phrase for "run-on sentences"

  • justin bieber, thanks Canada

  • @SuperRubix123 Rebecca Black. Thanks USA.

  • @kikyo4815 agreed but am british, we gave the world the horror which is x factor

  • @SuperRubix123 Dang, the one time I don't check to see the country one's from. xD

  • For some reason I always preferred Canada to America, it just seems nicer :L

  • Why are u guys even a country and which board game are ur currencies from !

    LOL

  • No wonder I don't watch this show if this suppose to be funny , well it isn't .

  • I don't know America but why are you a country, nobody likes you.

  • @sync380 Canada is a wonderful nation we have our problems like any other country, but I don't know where you are from, but you just said that you don't know the states so how can you know Canada, I would not be an american if you pay me.

  • @supernikki12100 I'm Canadian man, my question was posed towards Americans.

  • @supernikki12100 @TBustah So, apparently, the Canadian educational system leaves out the lesson on run-on sentences, eh?

  • @NCShadow1 I didn't realize you are a teacher , excuse me for my mistakes in grammar. Of course my teachers were completely useless like you.

  • @supernikki12100 And I would not be Canadian if you paid me.

  • I love watching Canadians get on U.S case on many subjects, how they "Suck" And Canada's "better" But come on. Really? Every time I click a Canadians screen name bashing USA, what do I find? 90% to 100% American movies, clips, music actors ect. If USA is so bad and Canada is so great why does it seem we have the best music, Actors, Movies, most of you Canadian's can't get enough of Walt Disney who was Pro U.S. Before you bash USA while drinking your American beverage, think.

  • @TheBeatlesCom Most of your top stars are not American, Micheal J Fox, Jim Carrey, Shania, etc, etc, etc There are more Canadians then Americans in Hollywood just about. Get over yourself. But you can believe your all that, I don't give a shit.

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  • @SimXLive Personally I think Canada is a pretty decent country, even though underpopulated, you still manage to keep a clean economy, and great education, hell the best in the world. Congrats. But please, continue to bash us, please. We just enjoy it so much.

  • @TheBeatlesCom All America has to do is become what it claims to be and no one will bash it any more.

  • @supernikki12100 im from canada and i think your a pussy..it a joke and not even a very harsh one..u pussy

  • @supernikki12100 WHY DO WE LET YOU BE A COUNTRY?!!?

  • @kylesteinhauser why you ask? cuz we burnt down your precious white house in 1812 ! and when I mean "we" I meant our precious British overlords who our current PM is trying to kiss up to.

  • @sync380 I misread it , sounds like you were saying why Canada was a country.

  • @sync380 I'm Danish.. and I have been saying the exact same thing about the US. It's a country with a crazy society. The cops just grab their guns in almost every situation.. and they can sue other people for almost anything.. which in my opnion is completely mad. You can't do that in Denmark.. and there are strict rules for when the cops may use their guns. And doctors/hospitals are free because we're paying that with the taxes like in Canada. :) It's the same with the schools here.

  • @Anden14 Hey I hope you don't mind me joining the conversation, but I have to say that I disagree with your analysis on the USA being a crazy society. While Denmark may be "more sane" with their police force, you must realize that crime is greater in the US than in Denmark and weapons are a necessity for our police forces. The populations of 5 million in Denmark and 34 million in Canada make those countries much easier to run than America who has a population of 312 million.

  • N@muchdifrent92 Well.. how can the Danish police be more sane when they're more less violent than the American police? The American police grab their guns almost every situation.. even if the other part have no guns at all. The Danish police only grab their guns if the other part have guns. It's the same in the UK. The cops there have no firearms. The SWAT teams are dealing with the guns there. I just think that there should be such of rules for the American cops too.

  • @Anden14 its like that because every ghetto trash has a gun and our police officers should be able to respond as intended

  • @sync380 But nothing has to be wrong with the American man.. there are lots of cool Americans like actors and musicians. Even normal people can be cool. And they gave us all a lot of good things. But most of them are damn nationalistic.. as an American you have to love and adore your country and all American stuff. If not you're just told to f**k off... that's why I like Canada better. Like free health care.. but I actualy don't know the rest of the Canadian society. Is it different?

  • @Anden14 For the most part we watch the same tv, listen to the same music and generally go about our day to day lives in the same fashion. I'd say the biggest difference is our view of the world and politics in general. We are much more liberally minded and much less xenophobic. We also don't see the government as the enemy like a lot of Americans do.

  • @sync380 Thank you. I like that. ;) Well.. I'm not that into the liberal politics (I'm a socialist).. but less about that.

    I like that you're not that xenophobic or saying 'I don't care' about the world like most Americans do. It seems like they don't care about things from outside their own country.

    But how about the society like.. the cops and the laws and so on? Is that mostly like in the US? And can you sue people in the same way or is that different like the health care system?

  • football is rugby for pussies anyway.. let's do it, but let's wear an armour, sounds like fun!

  • Everybody stop fucking arguing. Everybody's different, no matter where you come from or if you live in the same country. Get it through you're heads. 

  • wooooooooo a conflict =))

  • American thanksgiving celebrates Columbus being a dumbass.

  • @Kryptonian250 No it soesn't dumbass.

  • it's a holiday where we all gather together, AND GIVE SLAPS.

  • if Canadian health care was as bad as republicans and Fox news try to make it sound, don't you think we'd be rioting in the streets fighting for it to be privatized?

  • @steakdiaper If you guys had a brain, you would.

  • turkey, dressing,cranberries,pumpkin pie, with family and friends, big get together that's about it eh lol

  • Turkey...family...and pies....thats all there is to it, and I guess football...but I dont watch it sooooooo yea...

  • @limetheleamer My Canadian Thanksgiving is similar. turkey... family... pie... then watching the hockey game!

  • Canadian Thanksgiving in the U.S. is called Columbus Day.

  • When hasn't some non-Canadian ask that very same question. "Why are you guys even a country"

  • Why're you guys even a country.

  • yup some grade a humour there. i'm just having trouble finding it.

  • Hope everyone had a happy Real Thanksgiving this Monday. :)

  • The only bad thing about Barney, is that he's an American:(

  • Quebec's not really part of Canada anyways.

  • @RavenMad101 Are you blind or just stupid..? lol

  • @az0963818 Neither! Actually 49% of Quebec residents would agree with me.  Geographically speaking yes Quebec is part of Canada. Attitude wise it's Quebec!

  • @RavenMad101 That is one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard. Canada is a bilingual country, and so is Québec. This is one of the things that defines us.

  • @lemonrind No Quebec is not bilingual. Why is it that the rest of Canada has both languanges on everthing but Quebec only has french? I am fine with that just don't classify Quebec as bilingual.

  • @lemonrind How do you figue that's what defines you? Which is a sad statement in itself, but the U.S. is English and Spanish.

  • @RavenMad101 I guess that's true, they do still try to become an independent country lol. But Montrealers like myself are very much a part of Canada bot geographically and attitude.

  • It's funny 'cause Barney says "I'm sorry" the Canadian way (Soh-ree, not Sah-ree).

  • @PhysiqueQuantique That's intentional, isn't it?

  • @juliebogen Oh. XD Probably. I'm a spazz.

  • @PhysiqueQuantique It's okay, Robin's a spazz too :)

  • I'm canadian and I celebrate thanksgiving the same way I imagine Americans do...watching football. Only you know, ours is the real football.

  • @pinkprincess9113  You're a real asshole.

  • @pinkprincess9113 The CFL isn't real football.

  • @pinkprincess9113 First of all I gotta say your name is a contradiction, you cant be canadian and a princess. Yeah, the "real football" because canada is soo great at it. Oh wait, they suck almost as much as we do in soccer. Unless you're european then you're watching mediocrity. now this is why i never go out with with a canadian chick

  • @pinkprincess9113 oh you mean the cross between rugby and american football where old NFL players who don't get hired go to die? yeah that definitely sounds like the real football

  • @largeJV Dude, calm down. It was a joke. Neither is "the real" one.

  • @pinkprincess9113 You guys play soccer, we play real football....ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!

  • @Metalhead15712

    College football isn't even real football

    Enjoy your decaying fratboys, hick. The adults will be in the living room watching NFL football. Or FIFA when it becomes relevant again.

  • @MeerCE73 Colledge football is the real deal.  NFL sucks

  • @Metalhead15712

    Then what is it that college football players are working for? Why do they play so hard?

    Oh right, because they're desperate to be drafted into the NFL.

  • @pinkprincess9113 um...real football consist on the foot touching the ball for most of the game

  • @slaidification "real football" is for sissies, little children, and women. Besides, the English were the ones who named it "Soccer" here anyway, so don't blame us.

  • @TKMSeznam12 never blamed anyone. but what is real is determined by its origin, right?

  • @slaidification Not sure what that even means - is that Canadian for "subjective"? Either way, it doesn't make sense to what I said...

  • @pinkprincess9113 "football" or "soccer"

  • @pinkprincess9113 I'm soorry did you just say Canadian football was and I'm quoting the ''real football''?

  • In Quebec, we don't celebrated thanksgiving at all...

  • @IsabellatrixWood

    Um maybe you don't but I know tons of family who do.

  • @pyropower Seriously ? Are they frech canadians ?

    Because no french canadians I know do...

  • @IsabellatrixWood Yes it's l'action de grâce we are celebrating that right now -_-

  • @HeyMissD I know what l'Action de Grâce is, I'm a quebecer. I enjoy the day off, but I don't kow anybody who actually celebrate it.

  • @IsabellatrixWood Yeha I know me too im a quebecer (:

  • 00:15 aboat?? dosent he mean aboot

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  • what do canadions even have to celabrate a boat

  • And the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!!!

  • @SnugOFP i don't get why, i never seen one, its like a mythological creature like the unicorn. the animal symbol of canada should be the seagull or pigeon, because they're all over the place.

  • @sarimsok we have a few places with them around here =) But you can thank the lame-o human race for destroying a large chunk of there habitat.

  • yeah excuse me while I watch you wait 6 months to get your health care haha

  • why are you guys even a country?

  • @klarebear721 LOL you're so mature. we're a better country than you will ever be

  • @michelle87xox its a quote from barney silly, i really dont care which country is better

  • It's weird how many Americans seem to oppose a good healthcare system. Why the fuck would you not want a good healthcare system?

  • @can0mark I have a great health care. Canada has a shitty health care.

  • @jethrodassam Ah-hahahahahaha! Haha! Ha. Yeah ... dumbass.

  • @jethrodassam lol USA great health care. that is the best one I heard in years lol ....

  • @patboy01 Yep, it's a lot better than that crap care in Canada. I lived there, I know.

  • Okay I'm Canadian and I had NO idea that THAT was what we celebrated on Thanksgiving

  • Seriously guys, Canada is 144 years old, my grandmother is older ffs

  • lol i love all the canada jokes on himym but i would have to say i like canadian accents better

  • I'm Danish and I'm speaking English with a Canadian accent too because I never wanted to speak with an American accent, I always wanted to speak with a British accent.. but it's not that easy. The American is easier.. then I heard that the Canadian accent sounds a little like the American, but they also have some words and pronounces from the Britains.. like the Scottish 'ou' sound.

    And I have nothing against the Americans.. just the government and the kinda violent society. That's all..

  • I AM CANADIAN!

    

  • Sorry Barney, I couldnt hear you over the sound of my free health care.

  • @mercwithamouth100 Free health care? HA! Are you fucking kidding me? Canadian health care is one of the absolute worst programs in the world. 2nd rate doctors and 10 hour waits in emergency are a joke. Look it up little boy.

  • @TheInamanica

    Didnt say it was good, just free ;)

  • @mercwithamouth100 I can agree with you on that.

  • @TheInamanica You need to calm down, man... We may have to wait in line, but I'd prefer it over going bankrupt when I'm not covered by health insurance. Anyways, we obviously don't need to look anything up; we live here. Further, there's no possible way to know whether the person was a boy or little...so why the blatant hostility from nowhere? Do you have emotional explosions over internet-discovered opinions often?

  • @TheInamanica Are health care system is ahead of your by a ton dude look at the world ratings. U.S. health care is just slightly ahead of slovenia. Honestly man you guys are bread at birth to believe a socialistic system is the axis of all evil. There is no greater country that is so brain washed by there goverment than americans. LMAO Your Health care system is set up to make profit ours is set up to take care of all our citizens. I can see any doctor at anytime of the day!! :)

  • @lightningjelly I have dual citizenship and the USA's health care is still better. Not even close. Canada pays ridiculous taxes to have free health care. They have 2nd rate doctors because the best Canadian doctors go to the US. The hospitals in Canada may as well be 3rd world compared to the US hospitals. One of my closest friend in Markham, Ontario has three kids that are all doctors. All 3 in the USA because of better hospitals and a better system. Canada's emergency wait times are worse.

  • @TheInamanica That is so ironic markham is my hometown!! LOL No system is perfect but i would still rather not have to pay at all. Its to much man to ever have to worry about not being able to afford a doctor. y grandmother had a knee replacement, cancer and kemo therapy, and a bypass all in a two year span and she is healthy again. Cost her nothing!!

  • @lightningjelly Yeah my friend lives up in the McCowan / Major MacKenzie area. I remember when it used to be all farmland. Now it is nothing but new housing developments after another.

  • @lightningjelly You pay high taxes for your health care. I pay nothing for 100% coverage in the States. I am in total control of what doctor I want to see when, and what procedures os surgeries I want dome, where, when, and by whom. You can have your government run crap care.

  • @jethrodassam Actually the U.S. pays higher taxes for healthcare. Even though you don't get free healthcare, you still pay more in taxes (that's per capita too) for it because you have to fund the people who file for bankruptcy.

  • @rpottage That's just ridiculous nonsense.

  • @jethrodassam No, it's compiled in a list of statistics:

    w w w (dot) nationmaster (dot) com (slash) compare (slash) Canada (slash) United-States (slash) Health

    w w w (dot) nationmaster (dot) com (slash) graph (slash) hea_hea_car_fun_pub_per_cap-ca­re-funding-public-per-capita

  • @jethrodassam it is not a 3rd world health care system...we get meals and a bell we can ring and ask for service if in the hospital to have a baby it can be a state of the art experience where some hospitals even have birthing pools if you want to give birth in the water you can choose...I didnt' but I had a view of the woods hardwood floors in the room etc....nothing to complain about...if you want to ask for a special food they will make it for you and bring it to you...

  • @lucy9359 I lived there, and you're full of shit.

  • @TheInamanica The .S. pays more per person in taxes towards healthcare, Canadian doctors get comparable pay when you include benefits and the vastly cheaper malpractice insurance and fees, it's more accesible, and Canadians have a longer life expectancy, we're healthier, and fewer of our babies die in childbirth. An triage wait times are done on basis of priority. "Emergencies" don't wait.

    But yeah, I think the dead babies in the U.S. win the case for Canadian Healthcare.

  • @lightningjelly No you can't.

  • @mercwithamouth100 which really sux!!!!!!!!! Canada is so shit everything sucks about this country and yeah i was born and raised here

  • @mercwithamouth100 Oh how dare U sir or madam. thats a low blow hahaha.

  • @mercwithamouth100 you pay it in taxes every month it's not free

  • @rexsa66 yeh, but everyone shares the burden and pays what they afford according to their wages (in theory at least.) It's a much better system... we have it in England too.

  • @rexsa66 you guys pay taxes too, at least are for a good cause and not to spend billions on war.....

  • @mercwithamouth100 haha you think your healthcare is free

    oh man, I remember when I was that dumb. then I turned 7

  • @soulevs how would you know if you're not Canadian? you're obviously the dumb one

  • @michelle87xox grew up in canada, genius