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  • Moon cricket= never heard that 1 ROFL

  • A grown man?

  • "Might save someones life today" LOL!

  • Allika, uh, allika salee-uhm, my brothas.

  • this is real bidness!

  • i love the hypocricy with minorities. they dont like it when u call them a nigger or a porch monkey or a moon cricket, but its ok if they are racist towards whites and call us crackers.

  • @knoxklay11- Well maybe if you whites didnt think Blacks were too dirty to use the same bathroom as yall do 40 years ago, things wouldnt be that way. Being called a few bad words is a very small price to pay for 250 years of oppression. We could have been like Muslims and terrorize your asses for the suffering ya'll put my ancestors and even my mother and grand parents through..

  • @harlemhustla145 i may be white, but i wasnt around 40 years ago. so dont blame me by stereotypically saying ALL whites are racists. i rest my case

  • @knoxklay11 So maybe you should stop generalizing all Blacks. I, and many Black people do not use racial slurs at all towards any race because it's wrong. You shouldnt just lump every Black person together and say "we" freely call you all crackers. I do on the other hand, understand where reverse racism comes from. And that's because we were oppressed for so long and and this is the after effects.

  • @harlemhustla145 no, but you see, i CAN, because all blacks like YOU are racist.

  • GROWN MAYN! GROWN MAYN!

  • grown man complainin on the tv! Grown man doin nothin but complainin! Don't he have a job to get to?

  • Alla ca alla ca sa lam my brotha

  • "I love the coloreds"

    WOW!! that caught me off guard the hard way. ROFL!!!

  • This is funny as hell

  • Dave Van Dam is a freaking genius!

  • They want me to kill whitey or something?

  • Grown man! Playin on the phone, Grown man! Grown man! Grown Man!

  • This is some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like patrice o'neal

  • u a grown man, homey, playin' on the phone!

  • "Can I, uh, suck my cock? I would suck my cock. You watch my show." I love how the host laughs when he says that. I don't think he figured out that is was someone fucking with him until he hung up.

  • cut the jokes, this is real bidness

  • if I ever get a terminal disease...it's going to end with me kidnapping Letterman and Shafer...and forcing one to kill and eat the other.

  • so........is he a grown man?

  • May I answer my friends all in one place?

    kingjappyjoe - I love Howard Sten and love Evil Dave and love the content of the phone call - what I didn't like was the racist comment about blacks being ignorant. And if you can't see the difference between Howard's ironic bit

    (which is about racism) and a straighout, unironic racist comment, I doubt we will ever agree.

    imblahhhh - 'they' repeat themselves a lot? Meaning black people? Does that include Obama? Don't make sweeping generalizations.

  • i meant they as in the walking sterotypes on this show

  • no i meant they is in they on the show...you automaticaly thinking i was talking about all blacks obviously you need to look at that catface..automaticaly jumping to conclusions.. get ya facts straight...sounds like you might be a closet racist

  • and catfish...you make a comment without knowing for sure...you say''meaning black people?'' with a question mark..you didnt know what i meant but you assumed i was meaning all black people..that is racist

  • Not catfish, catFACE. Please get it right. A name means a lot.

  • ok my fault catface..

  • CaaaaaaaaaaaatFaaaaace he´s got a big cats face aaaaaaaaaand he flys from the air cuz he´s got an cat face. CatFace

  • @BlackFly1988 catface catface caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatfaaaaaaaaaa­aaace flies!!!!!!

  • lmao @ the black guying talking just lik mike tyson would do it.

  • People arent racists because they dont like black people, people dont like black people cause of the way they act. Yes those people. Sorry Dr. King u were a good man better served saving a better class of people. Oh yes and you blaks dress so ridiculous. Also you riot over fried chicken. Look it up on youtube. Real bidness Homie!

  • racist

  • Fuck you, you racist faggot. Go fuck your sister in your trailer home.

  • Mobile home, it's called a MOBILE home.

  • Dis is real bidness here. Martin Luther King died for this. Great blak people, keep demolishing the English language, keep murdering yourselves, dropping out of high school, sagging ur pants and showing ur underwear like damn fools, calling people like Sharpton ur leaders, listening to C RAP music with ignorant lyrics, LOOTING instead of helping your neighbors out, and for blaming others for your endless years of poor decisions.

  • I love it GROW MAN, playin on the phone LOL

  • blak people are so stupid and ignorant. Can you speak the English language properly? ever? They will always be ignorant and just blame others for their troubles.

  • homophobe

  • It's terrifying that the racist comments have plus two and the anti-racist ones are negatively rated. Talk about blaming others for your troubles ...

  • your name is catfacecathead get a sense of humor and go fuck yourself.

  • What, you think the guy who made the comment about blacks being ignorant and blaming others was joking? Is that why I should laugh?

  • ok sry let me b more sensible i thought u wanted. not all black guys are as gullible and stereotypical as these guys, take robin for example, i cant stand her but she acts normal without coming across as a thug, i didnt mean it should be funny to you but its meant for some ppl to laugh and it just happens not to be your taste of humor. like for me i cant stand lewis black screaming or seinfelds voice(stand-up)

  • catfacecathead? does ur sn mean ur a pussy?

  • catface maybe if they tryed just tryed to speak right. how many times does he have to say hes a grown man?they repeat themselves alot

  • Actually Dave's line about sending a donation on April 15 was some pretty clever improv.

  • i love niggers!!!!!

  • I love how whenever these guys pretend to be black they always try to say "asalamalekum" and can't get it right. "Um, alakala alaka salim mah brotha." Haha, holy shit.

  • "Listen.. I LOVE THE COLORED.... can i suck my cock?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • what is al-alakyam?

  • I think it's his butchered attempt at saying "alechem salam" which in arabic means something like "peace to you." Militant blacks who are part of the Nation of Islam greet eachother with that.

  • I completely lost my shit at "al-alakyam ma brotha!". I am in tears from laughing so hard.

  • he sounds like chris tucker lol

  • All racism aside. This some funny shit. If it was the KKK it'd say the same thing. Matter of fact it would be better.

  • all niggers were butt fucked by their daddies when they were six

  • No that would be trailer trash like you. You're the ones with a fetish for fucking family members. XD

  • HES A GROWN ASS MAN

  • got dam nigroes

  • WHO DAT CRAKA

  • ghetto blacks ruined the english language

  • actually it was the normans that did it, blacks preserves many old english expressions

  • Can I, uh, suck my cock? I would suck my cock. You watch my show.

  • in real life this host is a fatass, "I dont think it was d letterman"? duh!!!!

  • grown man!! u a grown man homey lol

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  • rofl i love how the guy says "you a grown man!" like three times lol

  • you a grown man..... PLAYIN ON THE PHONE

  • a grown man playin on the phone...GROWN MAN!

  • more then 3 times dude

  • fuck ebonics

  • Damn, that really sounded like Lettermen!! LOL!

  • I meant figured out it "wasn't" letterman.

  • LMAO He got him good though, he thought it was letterman for real. Even he had to laugh for a quick second when he figured out it was letterman.

  • lol he always calls these calls "foolishness"

  • It's nice to hear that someone is confident enough to run a public access talk show program when they don't even have command of the English language.

  • alaka salem my bruda lol

  • Real bi-ness!

  • grown man grown man your a grown man grown man GROWN MAN!! lol

  • LOL

  • Evil Dave come back. You've been gone too long.

  • Here here!

  • This.

  • AHHAHAHA

  • I love the coloreds. Can I uh, can I suck my cock?

  • I can suck my cock, you watch my show

  • kill whitey, dealio alaker salimi, lolllll!!!

  • ALAKA SALEM LOL

  • You call'n my show wit this ... FOOLISHNESS

  • you a grown man playin on the phone!

  • this was fucking hilarious!

  • real buness homey , grown man playin on da phone

  • thats basketball jones

  • that's one of the most annoying black voices i've ever heard.

  • it sounds like he's about to cry

  • It sounds like anyone can host a public access show. Are they all this stupid?

  • sorry i copied to the wrong video. sorry

  • What does he mean by "alaker salim?"

  • He was trying to say "salam aleykum" but misread it as usual!

  • when/what channel is it on

  • A GROWN MAN is playing on the phone!

  • Well, what's funny is that they're getting PAID to play on the phone. I wish I had that kinda job...

  • this hugs for harlem guy really cracks me up

    i wish i could prank him

  • this guy morphed into Chris Tucker at 2:18

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