Ah, L'Amour by Don Hertzfeldt

[victorialuvslacrosse]

True that... U r loved the most when I have money... Smh

[MagicanStar]

Periods

[fakhrul16]

it's so true!!!

[zeikerAMV]

this is fucking awesome! haha

[sasukesrg]

Only right answer.

I have money.

[TheSpaceTurtles]

this video points out what popularity does to the inside ... turns u into a murderer

[Kitsune340]

Bitches 'n Whores.

[CoutureSista]

NOT TRUE! A smart man is worth hi weight in GOLD and one that gives amazing head is not bad either...but really we want flowers, romance and.....good head the holy trinity!

[Ifeelsosorry]

thats because 25% of women in the usa are on anti-depressants

[justinwbohner]

@Ifeelsosorry ten percent

[Ifeelsosorry]

@justinwbohner aprox 10 % are on psychotropics aged under 30, all ages is 25%. Seriously, psychotropics cause mood swing, anger and paranoia.

[TheTwitterpatedlove]

hhahahaha omg so true.

[abdulrahman683]

Money is life.

[kaelazion]

it's funny how he passes up the fat girl, when she might not have been one to tear him to pieces.

[phlipashiz]

jevaisbien00 truth hurts, sweetheart.

[wushumon88]

its like girls on there fucking period

[Bigfoothippy]

my life in animation :-D

[jevaisbien00]

I have money? seriously? you guys suck!

[wangzongxiang123]

240p again.......

[jnwpse]

1:04 :-0 ~pause~ o shit...fat bitch..keep it movin..

[rmuscarella51]

No prenup?? Dude likes getting raped.

[dabax2324]

favorite part was @1:04

[ThePatriot9821]

hes a ladys man



[QueenCloveroftheice]

This is so true. Women are sad creatures.

[neosoontoretro]

@QueenCloveroftheice Don't ruin a great cartoon.

[QueenCloveroftheice]

@neosoontoretro Just speaking the truth.

[neosoontoretro]

@QueenCloveroftheice If that's the truth then how are men not sad creatures?

[QueenCloveroftheice]

@neosoontoretro See above comment about women on anti-depressants.

[neosoontoretro]

@QueenCloveroftheice You know that even if that is true 25% isn't the majority of women.

[kolata123]

ha! its a funny cartoon! .. ops nooo 0_o its just some girls bitchying..

[bdubb629]

fucking lost it at 1:04

[TheLegitGamersInc]

My life in a nutshell right there.

[jazmineston]

Yaaaa

[k1tk9t123]

It's a girl thing..... :D

[mattgieslerrocks]

I had a good laugh from this. I have the same problem with any girl that I like.

[dauer962roadcar]

Absolutely hilarious!!! :D lol

[dudejo]

holy crap, I remember this from Newgrounds, YEARS ago...

wow...

[Matiburon04]

Bitches and whores dude, bitches and whores

[Ivanatis]

masterpiece

[ghadimi505]

I keep coming back to this video for the song

[nickodemo1]

so true

[Gaarastruestluv]

ya....okay...

[wrestles4food]

Betty is stone cold

[h3rpad3rpacifilis]

and that is how i met your mother....

[SkinnyStalker]

50 people got there heads bitten off by jane



[Faust013]

@SkinnyStalker Jill*** Learn to read :P

[xCoolguy101x]

This is why you don't ask girls out right away

[Babyboiijx3]

those 49 people were probably fat

[87doofer]

I guess you should get married first and let your significant other find out later that you can't even afford a divorce =)

[FlamingParanoiaSpoon]

The 'large' lady would probably have been nice to him and gratified all his sexual needs.

[Vajrayana514]

@FlamingParanoiaSpoon True. Just goes to show that men and women can be equally superficial

[loveyd1000]

@FlamingParanoiaSpoon but if you aren't physically attracted then you eventually would be un-emotionally attacted

[JonnyLionMan]

Classic women.

[ximedeppmercury]

:'3

[Thingamabobification]

our good friend caffeine :D

[Kenster1025]

She take my money, well I'm in need

Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed

Oh she's a gold digger way over time

That digs on me

Yeah that is how it all shapes up today.

[3723mgrah]

48 people are crazy ass women who men are evil about everything

[PS3gamerguide]

women...am i right guys?

[patrickh92able]

this is cruel

[judeadham]

betty ids da best killin machine

[sage817]

they're obviously on their period :)

[DarknGlory]

damn he gets fucked up and then last one he said's "he has money" and she goes out with him........just wow

[muskabulldog]

Caffeine, mutual friend. 

[X4ZID]

FATALITIE!



[JoGtrackriff]

very true indeed

[Blunt3dge95]

"I have money."

- embraces him passionately -

-.-

What a bitch.

[zxypher223]

Hi Betty what time is it?

Time to die..

[AlientoDeSeth]

jajjaa muy bueno!!!!!! XD

[littlekuriboh21]

I have money

[xxrawritsrachelxx]

Most accurate summary on feminists, ever. :)

[Naverpace]

I wonder how women are in Cuba, i mean there is no capitalism there. Are they all single?

[sarahinacan84]

my pleasure @Nirgendsburg

There is something to be said about generalizations. Have hope, poor men and nerds of the world. We exist and are waiting for you.

[Nirgendsburg]

@sarahinacan84: I've met a few who are real, genuine, and authentic; mainly, they were working in one of the helping professions. Otherwise, authenticity is hard to find in the "me" generation(s). It is also sometimes hard to tell apart, at first, the authentic from the "vamps" who home in on loneliness the way that fleas and mosquitoes home in on the warm blood of mammals.

[pendejofull]

reallity 100%

[corbenic97]

my middle name is caffeine.

[Joshcillation]

Amazing set of fatalities.

[freeheretic111]

@JayArTheOneAndOnly Thanks. One of my guy friends said that his divorce was one of the best things to happen to him. It has freed up his disposable income (money) so now he's spending his money on adding to his gun collection and not wasting it on a wife's demanding shopping nonsense.

[Nirgendsburg]

The funniest irony about this film is the comments that several women left on his "Watching Grass Grow" (Animating 'The Meaning of Life') page, where we can see Don working away at his drafting table. I wonder if they'd still want to go out with him if they knew about this film? :D

[Nirgendsburg]

"Bitter Films" really says it all, doesn't it? When I feel bitter about feminist misandry, I watch this. When it's life in general, there's "Billy's Balloon." 'Course, when life REALLY sucks, there's "Koyaanisqatsi." I'm grateful for Don and other artists who are able to express what some of us feel, so I can go "Yeah, me too..."

[mattrb27]

I guess its they're time of the month

[cesaries]

@1:17 great !!!

[bored0stiff]

Don Hertzfeldt is one of the most talented animators ever.

[LordOfThisWorld666]

I have money. Yay PEOPLE, LIKE ME!

[Thepuppetproblem101]

there should be a love bar & if this ever happen to guy i feel bad 4 u !! <,3

[Siggerfried]

Imagine if u got rejected like this in real life

[NesRetroGamer]

@Siggerfried I do. All the time.

[DoctorrDude]

@Siggerfried its the only way u get rejected....

[Parad0xOn]

This one should be awarded as much as rejected got! Simple and sadly true.

[uhohthatsadollar90]

i showed my ex girlfriend this and said it was true and she didnt believe me. thats why shes my ex girlfriend.

[afifaaaaaaah]

ahaha damn.

[DaGISOS2135]

Say hello to all my ex

[midnight9719]

@DaGISOS2135 awwww! poor thing

[DaGISOS2135]

@midnight9719 .....yeah life sucks

[midnight9719]

@DaGISOS2135 do you need a hug?

[DaGISOS2135]

@midnight9719 ...........sure y not

[midnight9719]

@DaGISOS2135 *hugs* 

[Nirgendsburg]

digital hugs...are those like video fireplaces?

[midnight9719]

omg, i know Caffeine, too!! 

[Katingaan]

@midnight9719 He's a pretty sweet fella.

[midnight9719]

@Katingaan yes, yes he is~

[ironwraith4]

Good Friend Caffeine? No wonder..

[jordNpace]

la historia de mi vida...

[jordNpace]

la historia de mi vida...

[xOhLookItsAMYx]

Fat girl wouldn't have turned him down.

Know your standards, guys.

[chezzy083]

haha!! brilliant vid!!



[kikemanga]

cualquier parecido con la realidad... es neta jajajaj

[sarahinacan84]

awww :((( lies! i have dated many a poor man because i liked them, and i am no piece of crap girl. i hate women like this as much as you do, boys.

[geero89]

@sarahinacan84 I wish there was more girls like you!

[Nirgendsburg]

@sarahinacan84 Old story: the most radicalized, outspoken...and, incidentally, the angriest...they spoil things for everyone else. That's why women like Christina Hoff Sommers feel the need to speak out. Thank you, for also speaking out.

[Myhai11111]

FATALITY !!!

[camdreese]

Reminds me of caveman, but with many girls.

[candyceapple]

what big girl gets no love?

[TheFoolz101]

1:27 boom. Headshot.

[xmdrifter]

@TheFoolz101 gamer girls haha.

[freeheretic111]

sad, yet mostly an accurate summary of women post college.

[DeaconJericho]

@freeheretic111 Post college?

[freeheretic111]

@DeaconJericho You're absolutely correct. I was wrong to have written "post college". It's an accurate profile and portrayal of many females going back much further: some to high school, and others to even earlier ages way back to probably kindergarten for more than a few of the spoiled entitled princesses in modern western society. Thanks for commenting.

[OlSwampy122]

she just shoots him!

[TTGLLGTT]

That's why I have money

[aragee]

Caffeine is your true friend...

[0Funkyfied0]

I love how he skips the fat girl.

[Deedums530]

@0Funkyfied0 Yeah, and she's probably the only one who wouldn't have bitten his head off, ripped his skin off, or sliced him apart. Funny how that works.

[Honeydew7396]

@0Funkyfied0 ROTFL

[FairyBoyGentleMan]

This is terrible. The fact remains that street harassment is a problem, but this is disproportionate retribution, don't you think? I don't think the true answer to misogyny is misandry^11. It's probably something more along the lines of respect to people.

[SaruOmega]

1:02 Lol

[Alescudeiro]

Eita porra. Parece eu. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkk.

[Meanbean1992]

<3 1:16 .. just cracks me up :)

[TheRiffCalendar]

That's so true :)

[leons555]

eske si. Con dinero, te hechas cualquiera

[leons555]

that was perfect

[KineruMuzunaki]

This is some really demented shit. o.o

[SexyGirlMiss]

No, i'm maried and i'm not lesbian. i doesn´t agree with u

[SexyGirlMiss]

NO it isn't girls don´t love the money.. I don't.. the guy could be many rich ,I would not want it

[ParisLama]

@SexyGirlMiss are you lesbian then?

[ParisLama]

@SexyGirlMiss then you mustabe lesbian.

[FirmLikeMutton7]

@SexyGirlMiss... i wish that was how it worked, but it isn't

[madmanzbecrazy]

@SexyGirlMiss You DONT LOVE MONEY????!!!  Let me send you a Void cheque... Gimme all your $ then...

[13fryday]

1:01 WTF IS THAT D: i'm scared :(

[GmanTheTank]

Experience shows me that this is true...if only it wasn't...

[alihertz]

can someone tell me how to immitate that shaking text style? in a digital way , not traditional pencil and paper.

[jasonsheil]

@alihertz Using Adobe Flash, draw the text with the paintbrush. Then in then next frame, apply onion skin, delete what you drew, and draw over it with the paintbrush. Continue to do that for about 20 or 30 frames and then you can throw it in a loop. You could also animate each letter like this and save each as a separte movie clip. Then you wouldn't have to do the whole process every time there was a title, you could just punch movie clips in for the letters. Anyway, thats how I'd do it.

[TheLyricKitty]

I love how he skipped the hideous one

[ededdneddy92]

HA! yes! this is amazingly hilarious and true!! i effing love you don hertzfeldt (hopefully i spelt that right)

[3Days2LiveX]

1:42 Oedipus!

[tdo0msday]

this would be fun if it weren't so true...

[laupii1]

Oh my god hhahaha

That isn't true!

[rockerseven]

theres so much truth to this film lol

[skinnybballer]

I think the protagonist is a representation of what a man's heart goes through after being rejected.

[sinshiro]

"excuse me miss you dropped something."

"STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS PERVERT!"

**TOSSES DUMBELL AT HEAD*

based on a true storie.

[FrakintheboX]

1:19

Nom Nom!

[Murrtalica]

women...

[RainOn2SunnyDay]

fuck, i swear when i was about to close the window, lightning struck

[jarostone]

What does L'Amour mean? I know it's French but that's it.

[JamaiusYan]

@jarostone It means love

[jarostone]

@JamaiusYan And what does Toujours mean? I listened to a song called L'Amour Toujours before and I'd like to know ^^ thanks.

[JamaiusYan]

@jarostone Toujours = Forever / Always

[jarostone]

@JamaiusYan Buddy I love you now haha. Thanks for telling me, you know French good? >.< I know a little German I'd like to learn it along with Japanese, Mandarin, and Spanish lol. Be a 5 language guy one day I hope.

[KKCvids]

@jarostone El amor , Love

[Creepthecreeper]

Ah, Misogyny

[Nirgendsburg]

@Creepthecreeper Sorry, you've misspelled "misandry."

[Creepthecreeper]

@Nirgendsburg Not sorry to say that I didn't. Misogyny it is; this dude is obviously expressing bitterness toward women, demonizing anti-rape phrases like "no means NO" and portraying them as violent creatures that only care about money.

[corbenic97]

@Creepthecreeper which is what they make us out to think. dont be a bitch that loves money and people wont think that.

[wolfruler123]

I laughed the most at the fat woman part. :3

[edithsakura]

haha he walks like quigmire lol 

[CamramanidiotCIA]

again, Don is the mastermind of romantic satire

[Pelezinjo84]

so true

[kryolite]

Jill Wins, Flawless Victory, FATALITY

[allmi89]

Jup, as long as there's money, they'll love you...

[LolitaMiyuki]

This looks pretty accurate to me!

[Eragarev]

43 people didn't have money.

hur hur

[MrPsykokiller13]

yep

[DomenicJK]

Men need to figure this out already.



[DomenicJK]

Men need to figure this out already.

[idiocityproductions]

EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO IS TRUE

[benzagel]

@idiocityproductions even the fat chick.

[firebad0]

now, this guy has it figured out. smart man