Speights beer ad from NZ

[Smurfette1992]

Frank Whitten you truly were an amazing man!

[gibbletnest]

Is speights a homosexual beer?

[47sportygirl]

@LunarArts. It was on years ago

[MsApplesauceboss]

@LunarArts dude I will not. Considering you don't know how to spell.

[LunarArts]

my name is james speight check me channle if ya dont believe me i never knew this advert exsited :D

[Zggrt443]

These two are such a credit to the NZ gay community

[mikhail1970]

Couple of aussie or pommy shelias made it to the comments section below. Must be looking for real men 'cause their short back back home. Yea pun intended.

[hand22]

don't make adds like they used to

[monkeysarenotfunnyaz]

3 people from Outrageous Fortune in one ad.

[zfree85]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz There isn't much acting talent in NZ. Shortland Street is a great example of how we lack

[Slimboyfat1979]

pack of pissheads..

[cateater4u2]

RIP ted on ya mate!

[fetufab]

speights pride of the south, brewed in auckland

[mikeshearer1250]

@fetufab nope actually brewed in dunedin, ive been on a tour through the brewery

[PresidentZod]

Maybe if she wore a fluffy white woolen jumper she might have a tad more luck?

[thegreatestintheworl]

@PresidentZod Good one mate. Never trust those bloody sheep shagging kiwis.

[WriterWolf92]

@PresidentZod - haha -

[brknspacebar]

Awesome, I remember these ads from back when I was travelling around NZ working on a dairy farm on the south Island, Speights was all we drank.......best time of my life in NZ......speights gave me the shits tho

[swaggermonk]

help

[Vikturus22]

"spouse we better call for help... Help" i love these old nz beer ads r.i.p ted west the granpa everybody loves

[birdstuckinchimney]

Cheers Ted....you helped make us who we are

[18yearsandover]

Yeah thats ted west ! haha crak up, and the other guy looks and sounds like Ranger Graham off Outrageous Fortune

[DEVEMZ]

bread dam tasty too

r.i.p ted

[CraigGentle]

A bottleo in brissy sells Speights? Which one? where? I'm from Southland and havent had that sweet nectare for 6 months now (since I moved, Didn't think it would be here)

[ac130ugunship]

@CraigGentle

Which part of the homeland,Originally I am from the Bluff

They also have it in Perth, xmas2010/new year2011 jumped the ditch and my boy had 4, 24 packs in the fridge ready, wasnt long before we had to do a beer run

Southern to the Core

[MELstolethestage]

see you again frank. til then... xo

[shaabelbi]

RIP Frank....good on ya mate....

[fjbutch]

Gunna Miss you Frank...RIP mate ..Saw these adds when I first came to NZ...Love them ever since..

[james3765733]

We miss you

[ProbablyTheFilthiest]

haha chastity , grandpa and ranger graham

RIP Frank legend mate good on ya

[nolzers]

is that ranger graham?

[jessee10]

RIP Frank. You were a legend.

[madmikerx7]

R.I.P TED,FRANK WE WILL MISS YOU

[valafar6661]

R.I.P Frank you made me laugh so much in Outrageous Sad to see you go

[rio670]

R.I.P Frank Whitten

[22bradley22]

ol frankie aye..

miss ya buddy

RIP

[22bradley22]

ol frankie aye..

miss ya buddy

RIP

[alicetw945]

RIP Grandpa Ted

[MainDamo1]

Ranger Graham, Grandpa Ted and Chassity (Lorettas worker), all on one advert, now thats a big like, RIP Frank

[BTaylor46]

@MainDamo1 Haha good spotting!

[nolzers]

:(

[rotornaki]

Rest in Peace Ted

[exkiwi78]

R.I.P. Frank Whitten

Good on ya mate

[TheDeviantbiarch]

R.I.P Frank Whitten

you shall be missed dearly

[kiwistag]

R.I.P Frank Whitten.

[Rokkoko]

RIP Frank Whitten. This could be a start of a while new adventure...

[urinalbushrat]

Shout them Speights Loose your mates.

[vzclubbie]

speights has the shittest cat piss after-taste but the ads were pure gold!

[BallBagsification]

Those 2 look like they are ready to fuck each other typical kiwi faggots

[20327070]

@BallBagsification haha lol its a great ad, dont butcher it

[ZEEZ142]

@BallBagsification any only an Aussy bum boy would have a name as Ballbagsification

[BallBagsification]

@ZEEZ142 Defending your faggy beer ad hey scum? At least in Aussie beer ads the blokes aren't gay for each other. I wonder when these two fuck each other they have to wrap themselves in sheepskin blankets to get aroused???

[ZEEZ142]

@BallBagsification ooooo someone's a bit agro. Takes one to know one son.

[MaxManMarlborough]

@BallBagsification sounds like your jealous.

[cosmocasio]

Bro's b4 Ho's!!

[MargeSimpson20]

If you insulted it,you would be speightful.

[shaynelovesmuse]

drink speights, lose ya mates

[NzDuckShooter]

@shaynelovesmuse Metro sexual mates *

[moossee32]

"Good on ya mate".

[nejero]

Great, better than Tui but Monteiths was my favourite :-)

Greetings from the flattest country on earth; The Netherlands!

[tjwhalan]

damn these adds are funny

[callanbull]

speights no mates... fuk it, its worth it lol

[yarekhunt]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!

[KellzMelis]

@rossco79gallagher yes he is, and the old guy is Grandpa Ted. Although you probably knew that haha. I miss these ads, why did they stop?! Lol.

@ILikeGuysThatSparkle it is a Kiwi beer, what made you think it was Australian?

[Maxpow33r]

Speights is the only beer i buy, well speights and MAC's :P

[BradRapstars]

She's awful uppity for a potato-nosed bitch.

[afroman2high]

its times like this u feel humbled by ur own insignificance :D

good on ya mate

[drtyda]

Ads are gold!

[rossco79gallagher]

Is the younger guy not the ranger? from outrageous fortune?

[fellXhouseXranger]

@rossco79gallagher

yeop thats nick kemplen who plays ranger graham with grampa ted west mr frank whitten

[Inlistd]

good on ya mate

[PomIsMyHero]

Australian beer/rum is alot better then ours. Thank God for Bundy Rum!

[lucydodgshun]

The young guy is ranger Graeme (who appears end of season 2 and returns in season 4), and the older guy is Ted West, both from Outrageous Fortune.

[ILikeGuysThatSparkle]

Not even New Zealand it's Australia!

[bloodgoast]

i love speights beer better than double brown

[drtyda]

@bloodgoast woah better than a do bro? lol



[akasuperted]

Ted West

[hunz81]

i remember this ad...man i miss home...

[SamoaMoSamoa537]

I don't know ay the whole denying of the chick on the bar and then the nonchalance at being locked in with another dude for a couple of days kinda screams "Brokeback Mountain"?

Jokes, these ads are bloody classic maate.

[hr6x]

Where in Brisbane is the bottle shop. I NEED TO KNOW. I love speights.

[ALshow1989]

HAHAH

[cessna207]

i love it

[edenbrackstone]

Check the video response I posted for one of my favorites ;-)

Super 14 Ad Sponsored by Speights.

[Kelstar1001]

I remember these ads, they were awesome as. "all this yelling's left me fair parched"

[izzak]

damn i can't just understand this accent!!!

[SiliconBong]

Hey izzak ; What Accent ? : )

[JuleSeal]

OMG its Grandpa Ted from Outrageous and the ranger from the xmas special. lol

love that show

[hagen68]

lol, yea an he was still a stirrer in the ads, LOL

[Wrongwraith]

LOL Classic!!!!!! :-D

[OlfArts]

THAT WAS VERY GOOD!

[monobrowperson]

speights is owned by a global conspiracy of gold hoarders based on principles of world domination masterminded from the hidden bunkers of persia where the ancient clan of underlords unite yearly to concoct new methods and perfect old ones to trample the unknowing and monopolise on power all around the globe, dominating governments, beating corporations into submission, wresting peoples fates from them and turning them into mindless puppets for eternal exploitation, and they laugh as they do it

[cruddbucket]

go spew ur shit elsewhere

[Radguy150]

Ha ha. Sounds like you had a dozen or so bottles before you wrote this.

[GoneSoWrong]

Good on yea mate..

[MidnightCardinal]

oh if only all southern men were that sexy

[monello198]

the adds are so much better than the beer

lol

mikee

;-}~

[spotwelderer]

Thats Ted and Ranger Graim from outragous fortune

[iamkylie21123]

Graehams hot

[tkhuang]

Good on ya mate~ =)

[philandstace]

Is he the old guy on Outregous Fortune?

[Gauntletbloggs]

haha silly cockies

[ealaspada]

I'm sure you've been notified by now that no one in those commercials is remotely Marton Csokas...

[snuzal]

lmfao @ thinking it was a dogs brand.. Dry as a bone.. dryzabone.

[omegariki]

HELP!!!!!! hahahaha

[MyAuntieWasAToaster]

all this yellin's making me thirsty...!

classic kiwi blokes. My dad is just like the old guy

[tazzaa1]

good on ya mate

[iluvjonathandavis]

i always thought the young 1 was hot

[XCocoXIsXQueenX26]

Lol "Help." Always loved these ads XD NZ ROCKS, South Island woo! XD

[CaptainRaison]

*help* LOL!

[Domiess]

That good on ya mate is a classic line aye KIWI MADE doe for sure.

[HarmonizaXF]

Hey its Ted from Outrageous fortune! Thats where ive seen him before!

[gewangew]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[AhSly23]

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[JoulseyCupid]

hahhaha wow I so remember this ad! XD

[Bushmansmeg]

LOL

[blUdz18]

Hey that dude was from Shorty Street! Wasn't he Tania's love interest..until he cheated on her? Lol besides that hat.. I love this ad!

[MetalheadAtheist]

"Help" LOL

[MrYowie]

You can't say they didn't try to get help... just not a very hard try... can you blame them :)

[HarmonizaXF]

Do you have the one where the old fulla has a nightmare about them acting like city folk? and at the end he says to the younger fulla "is that a new hat?"

[kiwismx5]

WAIKATO! Both in RUGBY and BEER!

[Knobby1981]

YEAH RIGHT!!!

[Rocklemur]

ah i miss the , ya reckon, and good on ya mate, ..wished i'd still live in Nz :P

athough me pops used to say, drink speights lose your mates xD cant be that bad :S..can it?

[blackhawkgunshot]

legend

[heyitsboo]

Ted!

[Amunication]

Why are they wearing Dryzabones? they're kiwis not Aussies!.

[cosmocasio]

What the hell are Dryzabones??? they are from the south, thats what they where, you ozzys need to stop thinking that you guys are the only ones that do this and that.

They are oilskins.

[Amunication]

They look like Dryzabone brand leather jackets and Dryzabones are Australian.

[Ohwowabanana]

You do know that Aussie's aren't the only ones in the world who wear leather jackets.

And Dryzabones aren't the only kind

[sapphicspencil]

uh huh, considering how wet and rural the south island can be, you'd think after 100+ years of living there, they'd be able to make their own wet-weather gear rather than importing it from australia.

[rosered07]

The only Dryzabones I've ever seen are for dogs. They make them for people too? I thought it was called Dryzabone because it was a dog's brand.

[KIWl]

Fantastic advertisements, fantastic beers, Shame to see so many ppl referring to broke back mountain, These adds were out b4 that movie were they not? ... And some southern men From New Zealand, not exactly Gay cowboys, Faar from it.... far far from it.

On'ya m8

[HeadlessHorsemen883]

Lion Red hard

[moistchur]

Speights is not the best NZ beer ts montieths

[PoppetJenn]

Oh holy crap its Grandpa from Outrageous Fortune! I never noticed when I saw these adds, only noticed just now. Gotta love these adds and Speights! Definitely one of the best NZ beers.

[truebluehiphop]

lol it is without the glasses

[SweetSarah1984]

love it brokeback mountain men

[leapoffaith20]

Yep, only without the anal penetration.

[SweetSarah1984]

..help... ahaha

[Joe90Bloggs]

Mate..Otago is where Drs & Dentist rain in NZ

Speights is an awesome drop, I miss it in Sydney. Although, there are a few Bars getting it in Sydney Now..Went back to NZ 3 months ago & enjoyed downing a Speights

[fullback532]

There are some very homosexual themes in these adds that have kinda slipped under the radar

[bazzman13]

like farming?

[sapphicspencil]

*starts laughing* I will now always think of this when I hear about farming :)

[HBKinWWE]

classic ad

[betterbhomesoon]

Very good comment but drink waikato way better :)

[SouthStags88]

Waikato has their own beer?

[fullback532]

Have you tried it stags?? Waikato is a good drop, and so is speights, but Waikato is not marketed by a couple of raging poofs, thats all

[qetuo99945]

wow...very liberal to see gays out there in the advertising world...and advertising beer of all things

[uQpulse]

Used to get the tap water on the way back from the moana pool up the road...haha. That's when I was 7, now I'm 20...living in Oz...and fkn love the brew from my home distillery.

[heyitsboo]

TED RULZ! unfortunatly speights tastes like absolute fucking shit, DB is better.

[hannahmwalsh]

Haha, I love that Brewery... used to live across the road and get the free spring water :-)

[BrockerzNZ]

classic!! Gud on ya NZ

[isabellatiny]

south island 4 life=]

mi dads like that guy, farmer and inta his speights. i agree tho, doesnt taste the nicest ae

[Outlawzand1]

That old guy looks like the same old guy in Outrageous Fortune, but yeah best adds ever made were prety much beer adds! New zealand!

[gibbster999woah]

i think the younger fulla mite hav been on outrageous too, in the movie? the park ranger guy that loretta wants to get into?

[pickle0088]

It's ted from outrageous!

[mbar128]

These ads were the best. Never thought once to turn them off or run out of the room when they came on. Just sheer brilliance!

[AboutNewZealand]

Kia Ora. These were great commercials. Thank U :)

[sohanlon1]

Good old theodore west , but i dont really like the beer , flames are better.

[achillesled]

flame? jesus mate... thats just all the spillage from DB breweries mixed and bottle into one crap beer...

[sohanlon1]

I like it , Speights tastes like it has a bit of water in it , but hey everyone has their own opinion, like people like some freaken nasty as beers . aquiring the taste is usually wat happens. so hey .

[simonwatling]

is the old fala the grandad off 'outrageous fortune'?

[MrYowie]

I think you are right. Frank Whitten plays Ted West .. well spotted

[BratBish]

It is too!! Hes aged a bit since this ad!

[fjbutch]

Sort of adds you don't need to get up and do something else like you do on numerous other noisy adverts...you just find yourself sitting back and enjoying them

great commercials,..nice beer..

[speightsgurl13]

SPEIGHTS IS THE BEST BEER!

[MrYowie]

I love the beer but it's hard to get where I live

[wildcat1559]

that old coot, now hes an alchy

[vetyp619]

if you down with speights

vetyps got 4 words for yah!

...good on ya mate...XD

[jtdizzle11]

... good on ya mate....

[jtdizzle11]

captain beefheart i think yourve just dug yourself into a hole, hense the comments. Generally id say you may be right but the US doesnt have a "i want to be compared to you" reputation in NZ! the majority of americans are nice enough, but thats not whats displayed through the media here! ahhh the media...

[CaptainBeetheart]

Yea, I realize that, and that's a reputation my country has earned worldwide and for the most part deserves. I love my state, and my part of the country, but frankly I felt more at home in NZ than I would most other places here in America.

[Slaterations11]

"good on ya mate"....haha!!!

[WaltzdelaLune]

"Let's call for help..." "...help..."

ROTFL

[sacrednic]

'Brokeback Mountain' anyone? :P

[whatalilTUTU]

? I've never seen that second one

still it was awesome :D

good on ya (for uploading n.n)

[Eveattrevi]

Who is this captain beefheart who thinks that the Kiwi or Aussie approach to life bears any resemblance to the USA. Ours is a genuine, dry, matey attitude built of the way the ANZAC nations came about and bears little similarity to the false cheesiness to be found in America. This bloke probably thinks the capital of Australia is Vienna.

[CaptainBeetheart]

Nope, unless things have changed I think it's Canberra. I don't think the Australian or Kiwi approach to life bears much in common with the US, and I never said that. Kiwis and Aussies care about enjoying life, whereas most Americans just care about money. There just ARE a lot of similarities between the US and NZ. By this I mean mostly geographical features and speech patterns and the like. However Kiwis and Australians I've met have been more down to earth and friendlier than most Americans. I