@ashzombie13 yes, I am well aware of how funny Louis C.K. is. I was just pointing out that i can remember a time when such a similar joke was heard...and that time i was laughing...and the person speaking was Louis C.K.
Only one shoe came off. And you didn't finish the joke but the animation wasn't rip out someone's spine and beat them with it bad. :) Love the joke though. Dane Cook is HILARIOUS!
1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
Wow. That was actually weird. I was hit by a car about 4 yrs ago and flipped over it and practically landed on my feet in a snowbank. My left shoe also came off. Very odd coincidence. lol
1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
Thats so true,i got hit wen i was on my bike,i freakin flew in the air,landed in my feet!!! The driver was like, r u o.k.? im like(all outta breath)yea man its cool im o.k.! LmAo! i was embarrased!
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read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!on december 24, 1967 Ashley Tomson was raped and died. Her spirit haunts anyone who reads this. I watned you not to read it and now she will haunt you at 12:00Am tonight!Unless you post this on 10 videos.Then tomorrow will be your best day ever and you will not be haunted
Lol dog, that's the shizzy to the poppin' smashin' ho down sons o' biatches' to da second power of Miami also known as polar bear paradise part 2: the gauntlet of Frosty starring Fran Drescher and black Michael Jackson not to mention the overall production cuts and second scene where I do abackflip and vomit out little baby chihuahuas that've been sodomized in 3 different countries, all of them named Jesus-Slovakia
Dude the guy is a great comedian, thats why I was watching him. But making jokes out of pure lies, impossible events is just not funny. What is impossible? A spinning person cannot land on his feet, his momentum such as he describes will make him slam on the floor and most likely head injury. Is just not funny for me.
son of a bitch someone got hit by a car down the street i missed it i was outside i looked down the street and looked back in front of me for a fucking second then a guy got hit i saw the second after he got hit i was so pissed
I love the part "here comes Johnny Tramborine" laugh out loud. The reason the didn't put the short thing for laugh out loud is because I like listening to this weird sounding audio preview thing. Ha ha it made fun of its (my, according to it) self!
Ah, it doesn't hurt that much. Depending on the speed of the car and the type of the car itself, the pain either you probably won't feel it or you will. I got hit by a cadillac driven by a TERRIBLE NEARSIGHTED lady who once parked in the MIDDLE of the damn street once, and it knocked the wind out of me, but when I got up, I didn't really feel anything and I was fine.
I do not know about all that. I was hit from behind, knocked out for a second, then woke up in my father's arms carrying me to the car to go to the hospital but I didn't feel anything at all. Pretty strange.
I do not know about all that. Never heard of adrenaline after the fact. I was hit from behind, knocked out for a second, then woke up in my father's arms carrying me to the car to go to the hospital but I didn't feel anything at all. Pretty strange.
lmao, this shit happened almost exactly to one of my friends. right after school, while listening to his ipod, he crosses the street and a nissan ran into him at around 40 mph. He landed on his feet and fell imidiately on his ass. He tried getting back up and playing it off, but his shin was broken so he sat back down. Sadly I wasn't there to see it happen. people told me he flew about 5 feet over the car.
every couple weeks i empty the blood out of my head, its a tradition in my family.
unsafewalker69 1 week ago
thumbs up if u loled at when dane saaid so jonny tambereen walks down the street
atombomb157 3 weeks ago
WHAT?!WHAT?! the guys got hit?? nooo i turned around to get my twisty cone and i MMMISSED it
ChristineDaee1 1 month ago
..and puke shard of my own pelvis into this bush (got cut off)
ittooklongtomakethis 1 month ago
Nice!! C=
Mousergirl12 2 months ago
Haha this is SUPER FUNNY when u had some drinks in u!!! LoL
chrrycke04 4 months ago
I love getting hit by vehicles, sometimes i kick my shoes off.
DareYouToMove2413 4 months ago 4
uooooohhh!!
msnoppy71 4 months ago
an advertisement in the middle of the video now??? REALLY???
mnypwrrspkt 4 months ago
which was a dodge by the way and i thought that was kinda funny and ironic.
melodramonica 5 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Dane Cook
I was hit like that! (no joke)
sirkarson 5 months ago
thumbs up if you think the girl on the Snorgtees Ad is hot.
Turok987 6 months ago
@Turok987 you do know not everyone gets the same ad... right?
fruitsbasketmangalov 4 months ago
such an awesome video!!!
acomedyturtle 6 months ago
i would like it more if Dane Cook was funny.
selfademus 6 months ago
@selfademus Well, you gotta watch Louis C.K do this then. Cuz he stole it from him.
ashzombie13 6 months ago
@ashzombie13 yes, I am well aware of how funny Louis C.K. is. I was just pointing out that i can remember a time when such a similar joke was heard...and that time i was laughing...and the person speaking was Louis C.K.
selfademus 6 months ago
This is awful.
selfademus 6 months ago
@selfademus I would like it more if you were being stabbed over and over again.
fencerboy1234 6 months ago
@fencerboy1234 pretty lame.
selfademus 6 months ago
(cut off part) "I'm just gonna go over here and puke parts of my pelvis into this bush."
PresidentDRCI 7 months ago
epic video
dracodarkblade11 7 months ago
i wish the dude who gets hit was justin beiber but when he landed kept getting run over by 5 semis thumbs up if you agree
dracodarkblade11 7 months ago
I so heard this in the car
janelace3 7 months ago
I almost chocked laughing! LMFAO "YOUR ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!"
MissXoxoDancer24 7 months ago
18 ppl here were struck by vehicles and embarassed about it.
BoDCheckov 8 months ago
@BoDCheckov are you one of them
dracodarkblade11 7 months ago
@dracodarkblade11 nope
BoDCheckov 7 months ago
I dunno how to do combos XD
EndlessZeroHG 8 months ago
Only one shoe came off. And you didn't finish the joke but the animation wasn't rip out someone's spine and beat them with it bad. :) Love the joke though. Dane Cook is HILARIOUS!
RosemarieGothic 9 months ago
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TheHippo114 9 months ago
a dodge. how ironic. XD so funny.
pokecrazygal 9 months ago
i would totaly try to play it off like i didn't get hit by a car
wikiwikiwee1 10 months ago
"the car was a dodge " lol
GameboxLetsPlay 10 months ago
that happend to me once
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1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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XKaitouxRoseX 3 years ago
great vid u have some serious drawing skillz =)
5/5
devyn87 3 years ago
Wow. That was actually weird. I was hit by a car about 4 yrs ago and flipped over it and practically landed on my feet in a snowbank. My left shoe also came off. Very odd coincidence. lol
ecko25 3 years ago 54
Lol Eddy Gordo
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1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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Iloveurmomspie 3 years ago
johny tamborine lol
rockgod002 3 years ago
dane cook is fuckin hilarious tht fuckin twisty cone ahah johnny tamborine
ndfan1035 3 years ago
that dane cook is a silly bitch! rofl jk
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MadAnime3 3 years ago
this is my favourite dane cook everr! hes so hilarious(:
CanadianCutie1018 3 years ago
DANE COOKS AWESOME!
FatOscarRules 3 years ago
Thats so true,i got hit wen i was on my bike,i freakin flew in the air,landed in my feet!!! The driver was like, r u o.k.? im like(all outta breath)yea man its cool im o.k.! LmAo! i was embarrased!
SmashBoy64 3 years ago 3
i was just ordering my twisty cone lol
dasloco121 3 years ago 3
lol XD
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Jordanm9852 3 years ago
LMFAO I SAW THAT
mikey39977 3 years ago
now that is funny... :)
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DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!on december 24, 1967 Ashley Tomson was raped and died. Her spirit haunts anyone who reads this. I watned you not to read it and now she will haunt you at 12:00Am tonight!Unless you post this on 10 videos.Then tomorrow will be your best day ever and you will not be haunted
zacboozle 3 years ago
HAHA
UUHHHH
ItSELeCTriCBaBe 3 years ago
Does eddie gordo not knowing how to do a combo fly move
wafuru2 3 years ago
These are some really good drawings! I wish I had that kind of talent!
silverstream22 3 years ago
awsome man !
SOCCERSPY13 3 years ago
your awesome at making ms paint drawings :D
robotbeans 3 years ago 124
yeah
LiLbunzilla 3 years ago
Lol dog, that's the shizzy to the poppin' smashin' ho down sons o' biatches' to da second power of Miami also known as polar bear paradise part 2: the gauntlet of Frosty starring Fran Drescher and black Michael Jackson not to mention the overall production cuts and second scene where I do abackflip and vomit out little baby chihuahuas that've been sodomized in 3 different countries, all of them named Jesus-Slovakia
CamoBarf23 3 years ago 3
"Dodge" haha
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guitardevil945 3 years ago
bam! that guy just got nailed!
darkloard161 3 years ago
nice animation dude/dudette
Jokey42069 3 years ago
lmao. i like the dodge.
Elixirpoo 3 years ago 2
lol dude lol
Bladestar2 3 years ago
lol Dodge.
ChevRcr454 3 years ago
Lol great. 5/5.
pokemonlove133 3 years ago 2
wow, great job man, and seriously, I think this is so far the best job any1 did on like a microsoft paint program
emoghskater 3 years ago
Omg Dane made a Tekken reference. XD
Woodenoak 3 years ago
uoooooohhh!!
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What a liar...
hitokiri657 3 years ago
ya u do comedy do u have a mansion
treshawnmaxolt2 3 years ago
Dude the guy is a great comedian, thats why I was watching him. But making jokes out of pure lies, impossible events is just not funny. What is impossible? A spinning person cannot land on his feet, his momentum such as he describes will make him slam on the floor and most likely head injury. Is just not funny for me.
hitokiri657 3 years ago
don't overthink jokes
Uzumakinaruto93 3 years ago
lol
shadowlove33 3 years ago
rofl this man...this man
bernie5678 3 years ago
loool "its a family tradition"
DubbSm0kin 3 years ago 2
the company dodge sucks
AviatorPilot27 3 years ago
umahuma4 ur soooooo rite
know911 3 years ago
its always a dodge
umahuma4 3 years ago
son of a bitch someone got hit by a car down the street i missed it i was outside i looked down the street and looked back in front of me for a fucking second then a guy got hit i saw the second after he got hit i was so pissed
jake7861 3 years ago
i love twisty cones lol
AviatorPilot27 3 years ago
haha!awesome!
LegoboySV 3 years ago
was that true
bike0874 3 years ago
lmfao awsome
riflare 3 years ago
lol eddy gordo from tekken, rofl
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connectho 3 years ago
great! love it!
PurpleDragon0 3 years ago
LOL HAHAH
SaportaStarship 3 years ago
UOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
stimms212 3 years ago
I love the part "here comes Johnny Tramborine" laugh out loud. The reason the didn't put the short thing for laugh out loud is because I like listening to this weird sounding audio preview thing. Ha ha it made fun of its (my, according to it) self!
tbbjones 3 years ago
lol so jonny tamborine is walking down the street
loganrocks13 3 years ago
lmfao, nice video and dane cook rocks
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420418 3 years ago
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"i empty the blood of my earphones every month it's a tradition..., has anyone seen my shoes??"
LimonPower 3 years ago 52
im gonna go over here- *dead*
werewolf1877 3 years ago 3
when i c the car soming im like "YES!"
gnomiezz123 3 years ago 3
lmfaoo that was soo funny.
"i kicked my shoes off in the fit of joy."
lmfaoo
"i love being struck by vehicles"
PshtChea 3 years ago 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
colvet2334 3 years ago
LOL! got hit.. flipped.. then landed on his feet! XD
inspectertaz 3 years ago
lmao wow that was REALLY good especially for a first, but still like, damn good work
NiCKxONexX1 3 years ago
i seriously got hit by a car while i was on my bike, and i was seriously more embarrassed than anything.
photo1geek 3 years ago
i probably would have been like laying on the ground friggen moaning...i couldnt take that much pain
ryanryan1510 3 years ago
Ah, it doesn't hurt that much. Depending on the speed of the car and the type of the car itself, the pain either you probably won't feel it or you will. I got hit by a cadillac driven by a TERRIBLE NEARSIGHTED lady who once parked in the MIDDLE of the damn street once, and it knocked the wind out of me, but when I got up, I didn't really feel anything and I was fine.
HammandClov 3 years ago
Ya getting hit by a 2 thousand pound piece of metal doesn't hurt at all. It's the adreniline that causes you to not feel the pain.
DecimatedDreams01 3 years ago
I do not know about all that. I was hit from behind, knocked out for a second, then woke up in my father's arms carrying me to the car to go to the hospital but I didn't feel anything at all. Pretty strange.
HammandClov 3 years ago
I do not know about all that. Never heard of adrenaline after the fact. I was hit from behind, knocked out for a second, then woke up in my father's arms carrying me to the car to go to the hospital but I didn't feel anything at all. Pretty strange.
HammandClov 3 years ago
OMFG DO DAM FUNNY
rasheeq117 3 years ago
That's all I'd say too. UOOOOOOHH! This dude's hilarious.
electricninja2007 3 years ago
eddie gordo ffrom tekken that is f in hilarious johnny tamborine lol
fianlfantasyx2lover 3 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
rasheeq117 3 years ago
ROFL!!!
DaKiDJuZ 3 years ago
i just hit by a car and i kick my shoes off in a fit of joy lol
cloud66 3 years ago
lmao!!
OmgSoEmo2 3 years ago
Your drawings are really good!
OrdinaryMisfit 3 years ago
"UUUOOOOOHHHH!!!!"
ekajj 3 years ago
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immarockstar01 3 years ago
OMFG THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!
SonVinhTien 3 years ago
LMAO this is HILARIOUS
Madoneonly 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!
"Kick my shoes off in a fit of joy."
Lol, Dane Cook rules!
Tofarwaway 3 years ago
just wondering, what application did you use to make the clips for this vid
RaybanCrew 3 years ago
lol
tony61494 3 years ago
LOL! This vid never gets old.=)
Soap688 3 years ago
"but i was not fortunate enough to see his pants fly off" LOL
ihearthpdr 3 years ago 2
LOL
grima098 3 years ago
funny stuff
cheesymcnuggets123 3 years ago
thqats my luck
mightybrocks 3 years ago
this is HILARIOUS TO THE MAX
COOGI1 3 years ago
i love this
SIMIHIGH2008 3 years ago
You think this really happened or is he making the whole thing up?
AddEmergency 3 years ago
It's a comedy act, of course he's making it up.
xlafortunex 3 years ago
no i am ok ya i empty the blood out of my head every couple of weeks
lordcloud55 3 years ago
Yes!~
HandCutDEad 3 years ago
twisty cone... lmfao
sadpancake13 3 years ago 2
lol
UchihaAvenger998 3 years ago 2
funnny!
TTTA1013148 3 years ago 2
I love that "He's got a 'not a good time to cross' signal"
newzimfan 3 years ago 3
lmao
ladycamm 3 years ago 2
omg the video stopped like 2 minutes ago and i'm still laughing! roflmao! XD
Metafan459 3 years ago 2
nice one good vid man
nickhot5674 3 years ago 2
hahaha this funny as hell
as he's coming i see the car coming down the road and i'm like YES!!!
africanlegs 3 years ago 3
I love it when he exeggerates!
natashalimlihuei 3 years ago 2
"has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy" is one of the best dane cook quotes EVER!!!
DolphinC 3 years ago
hey........my shoes are gone!!!
addictedtovagina 3 years ago
Has anyone seen my shoes- lol
mowmowmcleod 3 years ago
has anyone seen my shose i kicked them of in a fit of joy
thebattleofv 3 years ago
5 stars; My Favorites
CrimsonStealth92 3 years ago
tekken
Dakpakproductions 3 years ago
Eddie Gordo lmfao!! Only Tekken heads get that joke.
poopdoggiedog07 3 years ago 4
johny taberine!!!!!!!!!!!
aloeHani 3 years ago
he got to see someone get hit by a car i was someone that got hit by a car
900bobby900 3 years ago
Haha
Oh my god
"Johnny Tamberine"
LMAO
fireonice2013 3 years ago
lol, twisty cone!
manloloko11 3 years ago
Jonny Tambrine is walkin down the street
nelsonr12 3 years ago
lol lands on his feet
dantedude10 3 years ago
you about to get struck by a vehicle!!!!!! lmao!!
comedianloverguy69 3 years ago
"FINALLY! Don't talk to me, Don't talk to me I gotta see this"
AHAHA! That was my fav. part!!!
SingingSuperMan 3 years ago 3
lol i see the car and im like YESSSS!!!!!!!
run3scpr3377 3 years ago
Lol, by the way, that was me. In the car. I hit him!! XDDD Jk, don't worry. XP
MikuruChan657 3 years ago
this is one of thoes vids i can not get enough of!!!!!!!!
funnymesillyyou 3 years ago 3
damn i cant help but to wonder if this actually happened hes so funni dude!!!he rox!
cheerleaderchic228 3 years ago 3
EDDY GORDO FROM TEKKEN
LMFAO!!!
Dapotatoez 3 years ago 5
lmao, this shit happened almost exactly to one of my friends. right after school, while listening to his ipod, he crosses the street and a nissan ran into him at around 40 mph. He landed on his feet and fell imidiately on his ass. He tried getting back up and playing it off, but his shin was broken so he sat back down. Sadly I wasn't there to see it happen. people told me he flew about 5 feet over the car.
seinfan9 3 years ago 4
this shit is funny hahaha
maximo2k19 3 years ago 2
lol
Em0cuti3 3 years ago
hahaha i empty blood from my ears hahah
frappyfruits 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!
Flegerfulgan 3 years ago
lmao!!
secretgirl13245 3 years ago
WOW!! nice job! thats funny i love dane cook!
penguinlover1537 3 years ago 2