Are you a psychopath ? A simple and real test.

[SmoshDragonCorn314]

well Im a psychopath hmmm.. I dont know if I should be proud or not might as well ask someone and if they dont answer I will kill them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!! >: )

[ferryvanextel]

first ever test for me to pass!!!!!!

[SaintRafem]

I was thinking that would be the reason for killing her father... The sister was just to make sure there were no disputes over the will.

[liindanaa]

i dont know if to feel good about myself or feel like a retard ?? :O

[altyroo]

OH SNAP!!! I'M A PHYCOPATH!!!! or someone who is really smart enoth 2 think like 1. yea imma go with option 2

[Surreallism007]

i thought the guy had an affair with her sister LAWL

[ClichedNameFTW]

Whoops... got it right. <<

[bazerk8888]

What a pile of bullshit

[Soviet1010]

omg

[jerboze]

If you go to your mother's funeral and end up flirting with strange men, you're already a psychopath.

[chrislaurel]

@jerboze amen brother.

[itzallboutjuju]

damn it im a psycopath. i said so she can see him again

[Familyguyawesome2]

I said she was brainwashed

[kevindn41]

aww i kinda wanted to get the right answer :( but my answer was cuz maybe the man was her sisiter's bf or he liked her or some shit

[driftingpenguin]

My roommate is apparently a psychopath :(

[YouSmellLikePoop]

any true psychopath could out think any of these dumbass psychologists. it's ridiculous...

[plutonium78]

It works!!! Someone sent me this test years ago and both my psycopath EX boyfriends answered the question correctly!!!

[LemonZeppelin]

My answer to that question was: because she is a bitch

[xDarthur]

Hahahaah I hardly had to think to answer.. but I was just being logical! That doesn't make me a psycopath! I guess.. MUAHAHAHAH

[MrMonsterANON]

@xDarthur exalctly just because we're smarter than some retard psychologist doesnt make us psycopaths

[commercelane]

@ 0:41 so she could see the man of her dreams again? maybe... makes sense to me. guess I'll see the answer at the end.

[30Joeker]

not that i did or anything as i look nervousley from side to side

[30Joeker]

is it bad if i got the question correct

[AngelRestivo]

LOL thats a really cruel answer, i didnt get it right though =/

[Art1cM0k3yz]

I answered it correctly but I just thought about the most logical and rational answer lol.

[Username64157]

just because you think doesnt mean you do just because you know doesnt mean you are its a lifestyle not a personality trait some people are crazy.

[Alvinnex]

How many official results of "right" answers are made?

P.S. I answered correctly & think this test have more to do with logic rather than mental health.

[megadeathx]

What I don't understand is why the "crazy" person is the one that makes up the least extra information. The idea that the sister was jealous/envious is a crazy assumption. I've also heard revenge for killing mom (the original funeral), insurance scam, and several one-off explainations that haven't been repeated.

The real crazy people are the ones who use dillusions to fill-in missing information.

[megadeathx]

It's not a matter of "correctly" or not. It's an open ended question and has no "correct" answer. Actually it was a question among thousands of others in hopes of identifying personality traits; In which, coincidentally, very violent people all agreed on the same answer. To be more accurate, anything ELSE is the correct answer.

Fun Fact: military special forces includes this question as part of their psychological evaluation.

[mchilds468]

Red Hammer!!!! ...no? hmmm

[borisrivas2929]

lol i tought she did it cuz her sister was hitting on him and she killed her because of jellaosy

[MrSycoss]

i don't think anybody really knows what a psychopath is...its been mistreated as a label. Its not to do with serial killers or homicidal maniacs. Being a psychopath is a type of personality, one of manipulation and self centered-ness. (think nietzches will to power (sp?)) ...i know a confirmed pyschopath...poor guy is a bit of a cunt..not a killer! lol

[L00NGB00W]

I assumed she killed her sister out of jealousy, because her sis started dating the guy.

Yay I'm not psychotic!

Now if you'll excuse me, my poached baby is getting cold.

[meineusername]

@L00NGB00W "my poached baby is getting cold" - you made me hoot! No I'm not a psychopath either - I'm a loving mother of two - but that's the funniest thing I read today. So far!

[DukeofWellington91]

I thought it was an identical twin and he was her sisters boyfriend therefore he assumed she was her sister so didn't ask her name and then she killed her sister and pretended the sister killed her then she lives the life of her sister and gets the man. Come on that has to be the logic of a psychopath really annoyed I got this wrong!

[LotusMelody]

I thought he made her too...

F*ck my mind. -_-*

[kiruthiga12]

first i thought i thought that the guy fell in love with her sister. out of jealous she did it. unfortunately at second thought i got it right

[GodOfTheSouth]

I thought she randomly got crazy mad because she couldn't stop thinking that she never got his number so she took it out on her sister.

[lzam95]

Yay I solved the riddle... Oh wait that's bad.

[keo224]

haha i got it wrong. I was thinking she was grieving over her mother and so upset that she would never see the man of her dreams again she took it out on her sister because she was a psychopath.

[daffocat]

You mean I killed all those people and I'm not a Psychopath? My bad.

[jorojam10]

I thought that the sister pretended to be a perfect dude and the girl was a messed up bitch so she killed her/pretend him

[Lauren53091234]

Lol awkward... I thought her sister got a trans and turned into a guy and when she found out she had to kill her (him) because it ruined her chances at love

[barnesy31]

fuck this music im trying to concentrate wtf!

[argurw1]

No.She did ths because her sster and that guy murdered her mother :P

[FREEDOMFORGOTEN]

eugh I just thought that b!tch was crazy

[mokii474]

I was correct but not from a priori understanding but from the assumption of everyone else around me being one. So the action of you guys is simple, besides the title gives it away.

[mollyleahallman96]

Well, this is awkward.

[confinedspace2006]

what's the music on this video?

[MrMagicMustache]

A true superior psychopath would not fall into such abstract bullshit.. There are easer ways to track down someone at a family event.. Just because I don't give a fuck if I kill you, doesn't mean I'll risk getting my as raped for it..This test holds as much merit as the "I bet I can make you say blue test." If you want to know if you a psycho? Watch "3 guys one hammer" and have a good laugh. You will very quickly find out who you are.. 

[taintedxsilence]

@MrMagicMustache Then I suppose I am truly psychopathic seeing as I kept giggling. .o.

[Kraizerr]

what doesnt make sense is that if she never knew the guy before why was he there? he 99% dint have any relation to her family or friends and in that case why would he come back , they never said he gave a shit about her? how would he even get the news that her sister is dead .and would he even come to conjugal visit to bang the bitch after that?

[mollyleahallman96]

@Kraizerr Because a)It's not real and b)SHE WAS A PSYCHOPATH

[littleaprilroses]

Just because you supposedly "THINK" like a psychopath doesn't MAKE you a psychopath. =/

[vampire47]

i dont really think, that because you are smart and guess the "asnwer" makes you a psycopath.. i guess that bitch was just crazy (imaginary bitch)

[KennTollens]

I thoguht she was serial killer who also killed her mom.

[89StreetOriginalz]

I thought because she was frustrated about the dude not asking her name and number... guess I'm alright then. I may have killed birds and small animals because I was bored when was I little, but it's alright! 

[BecomingSociable]

my answer: because she is crazy, evil or both... i did consider her hoping the man would be at the funeral or that her sister was seeing the man, or that her anger or sadness from not seeing the man, was taken out on her sister, BUT, ultimately these all tie back to her just being plain crazy, evil, or both 0.0

[Rachelgrace2012]

HAHA!!! I TOLD YOU GUYS I WASNT A PSYCOPATH!!!!! MWAHAHA!!! (retreats into evil lair)

[mrcreamsickell]

haha i guess im a Psychopath.. thats the first thing that came to mind

[Stevarious]

(pause)

Obviously the guy was her sister's new husband/boyfriend.

(clicks play to see the answer)

[Stevarious]

Hmmmm... must not be a psychopath.

[prioryy]

i tought her sister had sex with the guy

[TheKitkat91]

I said "for the same reason she killed her mother?" haha jumping to conclusions and all...

[housetenrckets]

umm...the answer came relatively easy for me. i think i've been watching too much dexter, smh.

[theango45]

Holy shit, i'd never thought i had the mentallity of a phsycopath.

[WhiteRimGlasses]

lol i asked my whole family this during dinner...and everyone answered it right O.O

[punkofmudd]

wow, the answer is a bit overkill... haha

[Jsplice06]

haha i hit the nail on the head lol

[courageousdreamer222]

i didn't have an answer so i'm not a psychopath just an idiot

[TheKira911]

i.. guesed it right...

[Acerbus18]

@TheKira911 its ok so did i

[Camteen4ever]

I thought that the man was telling her to kill her sister. So I'm not psycho, but I'm dominating person? LoL

[IsabellaMusicHidalgo]

oh ya! I knew I am not a psycho

[LoveEquineK]

i thought:

the man's mum's, sister, step mum, grandchild's, daughter, autie's, niece, cousin's, dog's, puppies owner, knows a man who know knew the person and they planned to rape the young girl in the night...

i was a tad bit off.

[SERGEANT248]

@LoveEquineK lol dats so hilarious... my favorite comment... XD

[LoveEquineK]

@SERGEANT248 hahaha, thanks:')

[SERGEANT248]

@LoveEquineK lol dats so hilarious... my favorite comment XD

[1Boooooom1]

I answered correctly! and i am not a psychopath!

[MonroeHo3Forever]

I said I don't know.

[pfl95]

I thought she was jealous lol

I am not a psychopath

[loopylou600]

I just thought: The man! IT WAS FOR THE MAN! And I was right. She killed her sister thinking the man would come back for the funeral. ;D

[EddieErwinEngines48]

WRONG !!!! It was so she could meet the Funeral Director again.... AKA man of her dreams.... I've taken this test before in a class......

[34tylerhenderson]

to create another funeral



[tamayammy]

I thought the man told her to kill her sister if she wanted to be with him -_-

[GoodogChannel27]

i have you another question:WHY DIDN'T SHE KILLED HER FATHER?????

[xWriterGirlx]

i got it right, this is the second one of these things that has told me i am a psychopath, i'm starting to worry a little now lol

[Dezshra]

my thought was: The dead sister murdered mum for inheritances. The man was the estate attorney briefing the murderer she had been cut from the mothers will...uhh, your answer was way simpler. One to many 007 movies for me ..

[Lizzymo86]

i said cuz she was upset her mom died... why did i say that i might be just as bad!

[xTheuglytruthx]

The answer didn't make sense!

I would have answered "I made the bitch do it, mwuhahahahaaaa"

Then I would have had a light lunch and a quick nap.

[DragonRider6669]

O.O Oh shit I need to go to a damn loony bin..... I got the answer right.

[boggerrocker]

got it wrong yayz my freinds r liers...they said i was a physco path :P

[boggerrocker]

the man liked her sister. the only way to get rid of her was to kill her...the reason why he didnt ask for her name or phone number was because he was interested in her sister not her.

[RestIsSilence91]

I also thought her sister was a bitch and stole her guy... I guess this is the "normal" answer... I hope 

[TalkingTwoGod]

I thought she killed her sister because the bitch had stole him. When that little skank knew that she wanted that man she saw at that funeral. WHAT A HOER.

[warhawk927]

guess im insane, then....

[SUBMISSION1994]

my answer was because her sister got the guys number and she was jealous lol

[DanielVonPalota]

My answer was: "Because the girl was American."

[ZRANCIS]

@DanielVonPalota thats very stupid of you. i know europeans think its "cool" saying thatstuff, but historically hungary has been a much more violent place than america

[Forran10]

I'm 13 and I got it right. I believe I should feel worried, but I can't bring my self to care.

[MushroomKingdom602]

Ugh no the question is how could she meet this man again? Its a simple riddle of logic.

[wondertrashable]

There's a version of this on the old Adam West Batman series. Cat woman tries persuading Batman that she should be his partner because no one understands the criminal mind better than her. So she can help him fight crime. Batman considers it and asks "but what about Robin?" "Oh we'll just kill him" Catwoman answers. " Or as Leila might say "Dexter, come back to me!"

[Ecompass4]

Hahah the answer was very dark, I really liked the story though, I thought it was becase she found out her sister met the guy and slept with him, wtf does that make me?!

[ruandanj]

if she kills her sister there will be another funeral, if the "guy was at her mothers funeral, he might be a family acquaintance or something, he'll most probably phone or pitch up for the funeral.

[525451525451]

ah fuck.....

[wildfirefox1]

i thought the sister was dating the guy...

[GroundPhobia]

@wildfirefox1 same aha, but this was pretty stupid not gunna lie.

[hopaloop]

thank fuck for that...i'm not a psycho. I was a bit worried to see the answer.

[Sozlled]

I have heard of this before but i don't think it is a 100% accurate "test", it is as suggested by one of the top comments a question of lateral thinking, come to think of it i might have seen this one a matchbox or something.

Like the dwarf that killed himself because he was taller than a log he kept, or something can't recall, my Dad knew a lot of them.

[Unjax]

Two reasons:

1 because she figured the man would return at the second funeral

2 by killing her sister she would have him all to herself

[stevinwayne]

because she assumed he would be back at the funeral for her sister.

[nobodysdawn]

I thought he asked the sister for her phone number :)

[MoreCocoCody]

I know I am a sociopath

[MrTruthUnleashed]

I thought that her sister was gelous...

[gehax]

real psycho would say why she would need a motive ,when she just fellt an urge to kill her

like eat or sleep

[clergame]

I thought aliens were controlling her. I must be then really fucked up! LOL

[MillionCloud96]

I dont think like a psycopath, i think like an assassin

[coolgirl703]

yepp im a pyshcpath



[Jonzen77]

Haha I got it wrong i guessed that maybe her sister was a twin so she also would have hes number. But that funeral thing was genius and totally psycopathic

[Ibeatyou23]

I thought they were twins, the man started dating her twin sister (whom he thought was her) by some accident and she was mad and killed her sister.

[AdmiralCNorton]

I know it - I got it - she ... although I just forgot what happened and what she did - she did it, or he, I don't know - because those that had to die had to die, because they were involved in a secret government conspiracy aimed to kill us all with an alien virus and - no, forget that - no, the damn doors, they won't be green, although I painted them... Damn it, damn it... where's the damn ... chair? I ... I forgot. I didn't answer it, so I'm not crazy, right!?

[XCutePupa]

Fack you Music at the beggining !

[Kuortn]

He wantet to keep his own feet on the groung.

[DaMnUFo0]

need multiple choice answers

it was hard for me to think lol

[shlomiya]

LOL I was creative, I thought she wanted her name and picture to be published in the newspaper, so that guy might try to find her now that he know her name.

[lxlDeelxl]

i thought it was because the man started to date her sister

[bamby91111]

@lxlDeelxl That's what I thought, too.

[Aqaumarinea]

@lxlDeelxl me 2

[pd230784]

@lxlDeelxl me too

[truman890]

i thought it was because she thought the sister killed the mom

[MrCobainfan]

Her sisten is the man

[haytionette]

i thought she killed her sister to end the suffering that her sister had of losing her dad.

[DesuKawaiiNature17]

thank god i got that wrong.....killing for that scary

[AndrewEdwardRoss]

I was semi-correct.

I knew it was for the simple reason to attract said man.

[cameronCCL]

and second this was a bad test to see if ppl were psychopaths. they dont think like that that hardly have any conscience and dont show emotion and killing to see a guy you like doesnt fit th category of a psychopath. Michael Myers from "Halloween" is a prime example of a psychopath. not social whatsoever(as he even killed women who wanted his manhood) acts on impulse. doesnt care for others even though they cared for him and kills every one without remorse. sole embodiment of evil

[cameronCCL]

alright this is kinda common sense and in away thinking of the most obvious answers. my friend asked me this and my other friends cam up with dumb bullshit answers. if she met the dude at a funeral and was in love with him and was stupid and crazy to kill her sister TO MAKE SURE THE FUNERAL WAS HELD IN CASE THE MAN SHE HAD THE HOTS FOR CAME BACK. DUH ITS NOT THAT YOU HAVE A MIND OF A PSYCHIPATH ITS BASICALLY NARROWING DOWN AND PICKIN THE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER

[mrsdahmer8]

if the guy knew her mother and not her, then chances are he likely didnt know the sister either, and therefor would not make an appearance at the sisters funeral. Personally, I would have killed the MOTHERS sister.

[4lifebloods]

Lol I said because she just wanted to lol

[returnoftheramble]

I said because the guy was interested in the other girl. My brain, when I had emotions, was wired to be extremely jealous.

[airbop]

l don't understand it? Who cares if she killed her sister, she probably had good reason to lol.

[MrAdityaRoar]

Forgot about the quiz, was more interested in listening to the music.

[pissedoffdude87]

Does anyone else get the feeling that these "Are you a psychopath?" tests are put together by 14 year old girls?

[TheAndroidNerd]

yea i got it :) I thought so she could see him again...

[paypaldie]

I thought she killed the sister because the sister had found out about her other sister killing her mother so she could be with her Mums Lover.(the man)

[UKDNBpromo]

well, to be honest, i got "To meet the guy again, and get the full inheritance, now just to deal with dad, and we'll get buy 2 get one free with Co-Operative funeral care, yay lots of clubcard points... minted and no one to hassle you" xD

[124punkrock]

FUCK YEAH I GOT IT RIGHT! i feel so smart >.<

[ejungleska]

answer -> the voices in her head told her to

[TheEYECON1]

i thought she killed her sister 4 not knowing how much she liked the guy and 4 not getting the guys phone number 4 her, oops..may b i'm a psychopath n these tests r crap...

[hazmatac]

What is the name of the song please?

[KrAzY1117]

!*Correct*!

[stalkersonline]

my answer was "her sister killed the man"

[KazziKolorZz]

My serious answer was, because she felt like it.

[adria138]

I answered it correct too...but I´m not psychopat, I ´m just very empathic :)))) or am I not??? Now serious .. "correct answer" is the only logical answer you can came to... This is very manipulativ "test" and has no scientific value!

[UsernameInvalid1337]

i thought her sister was having some fun with the guy

[goodbeerfinder100]

LOL

[MrKinPimpin]

The real answer is cause she figured out her sister was actually the guy an that the guy who is actually her sister is a giraffe having an affair with the guy who is her sister who is a giraffe im high as fuck

[madirain]

@MrKinPimpin awesome mate thanks for sharing

[PrudentMASTERS]

@MrKinPimpin we read what you said then laughed our asses off im high as fuck aswell

[Sephiralen]

-_-

[TheButtonNose]

This isnt very good test...you answer the question right even if you only know how psychopaths think. Doesnt mean youre one.

[lxw0052]

I got it right, but I attribute it to being an Agatha Christie and Lateral Thinking Puzzle fan.

BTW, The fact that a "prominent" psychologist used this question to see if you have the "mind of an assassin" does not make a valid test. That is a logical fallacy called "Appeal to Authority." In fact, unless that psychologist was an expert in psychological testing, this test could simply be pseudo-scientific bunk.

Or, am I just a sociopath, lying? How would I know? Or, if I am, would I care?

[viper73rapper]

@lxw0052 u just mind fucked the shit outta me....-_-

[xNekoOtaku]

@lxw0052 That's actually quite accurate. The fallacy, I mean.

[keke8888]

Spacey stuff here

[TzeffNL]

The mind of a psychopat is indeed SICK, TWISTED and EVIL!

[XxXxXxXx420xXxXxXxX]

im a psychopath or a damn genius ?

common sense tells you that your taking a test to see if your a psychopath (--- Okay... so now the whole psychopath not having feels doing things to get what you want is on YOUR mind... so how i got my answer iss i though wait a minute... maybe the bitch WAS the psychopath because she wanted dick sooo bad she killed her own sister so he would show up... now do you get it? its deep thinking common sense i have feelings....wait i g2g kill my neighbor bye :)

[aeriusblindsight]

doesn't work.... I quoted this on another thing. Psychopaths lack emotion, they're not murderers.. or serial killers. First off, the can't feel love. This is completely flawed... if you want to know more actually read about psychopathy

[TheButtonNose]

@aeriusblindsight She didnt have to fall in love, she just simply realised the man is perfect for her and used whatever strategy to get to him. But I agree this is not a good test, because anybody with basics of psychology and knowledge about psychopathic behaviour would answer it right.