Johnny Nice Painter

[ThoseDirtyFeckers]

Where's "I'm a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows."???? Blort



[ragnarokum]

my eyes are pies and your's are all lies

[fritspas]

marvelous bit of editing.

[Luchtenstein]

I came for the black but I stayed for the black.

[mozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Cheers for ruining it

[RustiSwordz]

You missed out the pies bit!

[Dwynwen777]

"You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins! Pins! Pins!"

[Abengoshis]

Why can't someone upload the bit at 2:56 without any kind of editing or bad quality?

[Laxpowertoo]

They tap on my windows with tiny poles.

[chrissh85uk]

racist!

[itsonlyrocknroll12]

@chrissh85uk

don't read into it too much there...

[MKPSG12]

I wonder which Call Of Duty game is his favourite??

[GenericFurfag]

@MKPSG12 Oh you

[EllePB]

You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins... pins... pins... PINS!!!

[DeadManLimping]

@EllePB What's for dinner Mother? PINS!

[TheDivineMissJayvee]

Arabella Weir looks like she's going laugh at any minute, I don't know how she keeps a straight face.

[davidzuk]

I Can't stop laughing.....

[pew32]

"they wait for me in the forest"

[dindinz666]

13 people have been locked in the cellar and fed pins

[ObieT2k]

You lock me in the cellar and feel me pins!!! i remember that saying from when i was in primary school, this never gets old.......BLACK

[aimeedthegothrocks]

i wonder how he feels about rebecca BLACK

[m00zic]

Presenting the winner of the best Charlie Higson compilation award for youtube & The Best fast show youtube compilation award Aaron1912! That was awesome. Liked how he used the "We're not drunk scene" in the compilation also

[fremsley001]

Great compilation. But you clipped the best bit:

"Oooh, what's for tea, mother? Pin stew?!!!"

[gordongate]

"they put me in the dark place and feed me pins"

[Rayzorsharp24]

They wait for me in the forest.

What shall we do with father, mother - fold him like a ticket and poke him in a hoooollleeee!!!

Brilliant - genius and I really miss this show. It seems these days it has to be f*ck this, and f*ck that to be funny.

[TheMaverik158]

black!, black!, bla-SMASH!!!

[Zembski]

paint it black

[oboted]

we crawl on our knees towards our doom!!

[shoresofvalhalla]

Aw man I love this character easily one of my favorites!

I would have enjoyed this video more but I'm afraid my screen went quite... Black...... Black..... Black like the unwanted sheep cast from it's mothers side. Mmmm whats for tea mother? Oooh pins again!

[shum65]

He seems a little troubled, clearly not enough vitamins.... :))

[NikkiMajic]

I'm crying, I miss this

[Kenazzle]

I love the wife's massive country boobs.

[adzforster]

TROOOM!!! FROOOM!!! VACUOOOM!!! :P

[NAWAMURNY]

BLACK

[MiG2880]

Clammz...

[yerk3]

PINNNNS!!!!!!

[BigBlackCockThe]

this is not funny

[tompoynton]

The moon is weeping in a secret room!

[Jamerio3D]

2:29 "Where are we sleeping tonight mother, in farthers grave!" haha. I love it, its so dark, almost BLACK!!!! BLACKKKKKKKKKK!

[Ingramdumpkiss]

Is it tramps plimsolls for dinner again?

[yerk3]

The bell! It tolls! Do you hear it?! The wind! It says: "HELLLOOOOO"

[furrycatbudda]

the moon is weeping in a secret room....!!!!!!

[Jarza75]

Funny as hell. I recommend that if you see this, look all clips.

[xkepakko]

always liked johnny nice painter, and as a finn, i love when after the first "black" sibelius' finlandia starts

[brianeggo]

awesome

[jambamz]

aww man miss the fast show

[technicallyabsurd]

His voice is hilarious!

[carii7]

some how editing them altogether doesn't work as well as original

[garethac81]

"Where are we sleeping tonight, mother...in father's grave?"

[Vainoaja]

well, this is not funny in typical meaning of term...however funny to me because this is sort of "overkill"-version of me, going off to utter despair(or blackness) all of a sudden and usually making remarks bit like these seriously...

[purejaime]

i did not laugh once not once...why do people think this is funny at all......

[SpeedoJoe]

You did not laugh because you are shit.

[Zeitrevenger]

stupid... i didnt laugh once.. CORNY

[voidmansions]

Anyone know the music at 1:15. I came here for the black, but now I want to hear the flute music!

[Aaron1912]

It's part of the song: Pas De Quatre from Sleeping Beauty.

[hayjayjess]

@voidmansions lollin at i came here for the black :)

[tubedommo]

Very good

[yeahsee33]

"Black, like the procession of light that leads us into despair"

Favorited...

[sec0ndevolution]

*procession of night (makes more sense)

[NorwichTeenwolf]

The CHASM of the CLAMS.

[Simpson654]

I wonder why the first time "black" comes up, it's Finlandia playing... we're not that dark... well our best artists are black black black black!

[elbow1]

Jesus, I'd fogot how funny that was.

[culturalexplorer]

Can you do it for Jazz Club too please? :D

[culturalexplorer]

Great compilation. Flows nicely, soundtrack works well. Looks like all or nearly all of the sketches are included - saves me searching too. Good quality video, highly enjoyable.

[airey01]

they wait for me in the forest

hahaha

[sec0ndevolution]

"Do you hear? The moon is weeping in a secret room!"

[TheAnxiousMan]

"where are we sleeping tonight mother, in father's grave?"

[judgementTaG]

"There destroying our city!!!!!!" lol love that bit the voice is great

[fingermouse81]

very very good compilation,well done

[superspeed123]

Well put together.....very very funny...

[rachypach88]

and johnny is wearing a black hat ha

[TedShatner10]

Johnny's missus has glasses with black frames.

[Standby1989]

This is quite possibly the best compilation video i've seen on youtubbs for a good while, well done sir.

[TedShatner10]

I like Johnny's cute little hat, his hat's fabric is a nice black colour....black, black, black!! BLAAACK!!! Like the seething blackhole at the centre of the Milky Way pulling us to our inescapable oblivion! *Chucks chair through window*

AHHHH, a strange sound of hissing, the air's turning bad, the runs are full of dead bodies!!

*Plants foot through coffee table*

What's for tea time mother? Father's faeces?!

*Push over a book case*

The octopus is writhing in his black parlour! BLAAACK!!!

[dave41184]

What computer game is that little clip from? great tie in if its a coincidence

[Aaron1912]

Warcraft 2. It was big when this show was aired. I remember I had just completed the demo when this episode came on tv and Johnny Nice said in an Orc's voice "They're Destroying Our City'. Hilarious.

[dave41184]

Excellent combination of clips matey , nice one!

[stonebridgeboy86]

Very good work Aaron1912

[bamikroket]

He has a point though; trees are fucking scary!

[soulofshiver]

Haha love the old school Warcraft.

[hazzab123]

PINS! PINS! PINS!

[Goldie71]

3.45 is the best line ever! Love this compilation, thanks for upping it

[carra500]

do you hear? the moon! is weeping in a secret room!

[sdcftr]

you locked me in the cellar and fed me pins! pins! pins! pins!

[ironjoker101]

Jhonny NO!  Black. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[VojinD]

Which episode and season is with that car crash? I have never seen it before! It's marvelous! XD

[aljoshabre]

Imam ti ja DVD sa svim epizodama ;) Ako zelis mogu ti poslati ..

[hanson666999]

hahahahaha i love this. A great video.

[Rayzorsharp24]

"YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOTHER, YOU'D LOCK ME IN THE CELLAR AND FEED ME PINS ... PINS!!!"

Fast Show rules.

[MaxxPower101]

Holy crap I never realised there was a Warcraft reference in these sketches. They've reached a whole new level of awesome.

[OneBlackRose45]

BLACK BLACK..FUKIN GREAT!

[unusualsuspect71]

Death! Death! Death!

What are we having for Chrsitmas this year mother................tramps plimsoles!!

[SkeletalWings]

Great compilation. This guy always has me falling out of my chair laughing.

You'd think his wife would steer him towards a different hobby... one that didn't involve talking about colours.

[unusualsuspect71]

This always makes me laugh. British humour is very different from American humor.

[hallbe]

Now there's someone that need to chill....

[seaweed2007]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! HELP! CAN'T BREATHE....HAHAHAHHAA....HEART­!...HAHAHA...OW! (thud)

[silverdale247]

At 3:40 LMFBO!!

TY 4 D share M] :-)

[silverdale247]

......today, I'll mostly be eatin' YOGURT!!!

[DarkAngel182]

Hey you missed out "My eyes, my eyes are pies, and yours are lies"!!!!

:D

[Tow0]

Could you upload the original videos please ?

[tommya7x]

The bell, it tolls, do you hear it!? The wind, it says... heeellooo...

[themunster]

you'd of thought that seeing what happens when he sees black his wife would of got rid of his cap...

[Bimwif]

what's the music used on this? i like it.

they lock me in the cellar and feed me pinnnnns! pinnns piinnsss! :D

[Aaron1912]

The music is from Swan Lake

[Kazekane]

he turns from painter to poet :D

[robertrobert86]

Whats for tea mother? Maggots on toast?

[mollyalice123ed]

its a treeeee treeeessss.

when the painting hits her in the face :L haha

[Oscar301]

you lock me in the cellar and feed me... PINS, PINS, PINS!!!

what are we having for christmas this year?  tramps plimsolls?

[stylianoua]

BLACK!

[justwonnasay]

LMAO, brian, it's you isn't it!

[justwonnasay]

hello brian, are you there?

[jim8202]

The bell it tolls,do you hear it?...the wind,it says"HELLLLOOOOOOOOO"!!!!!

[jamescooling]

the bit where the car crashes is the drunken family not johnny :(

[Cartmanserbia]

Fucking besr show ever

[dstructo88]

lock me in the cellar and feed me PINS...........PINS

[ELSORD83]

What's for dinner tonight mother? Shadows and lies.....on toast.

[Gertilish]

Which episode is the one where he does the portrait and sees the dog? its at 1.00

[Martmeisterpaladin]

The last one, ever. Part Three.

[Gertilish]

Thanks

[frankton98]

best montage of clips of seen yet, Brilliant!

[MilesB1975]

"What are we having for christmas Mother? Tramps Plimsolls?"

Hilarious, but I couldn't tell you why!

[BigOrang10]

Johnny Nice Painter; an underrated character from the Fast Show and in comedy.

[jonnygti]

Just think of a tiny star up there on its own, against all that........ BLACK!! BLACK BLACKKKKK

Lmao awesome

[Martmeisterpaladin]

Did he really say "They're destroying our city"?

[LozzaDragon]

Yep, lol

[Martmeisterpaladin]

Oh my life!

[LozzaDragon]

Haha :D

[stuhall]

my favourite character from the fast show. made me cry with laughter.

[teamfishcake]

Oh brilliant - just brilliant. A lot of the fast show was a bit too repetitive for me, but this made me weep with tears of laughter. Love it!

[akiugn]

Black, Like the Clouds of Death!!

[EyeEatSomePoopie]

bahahahahahaha. I sense some issues...

[SamChopping336]

that was hilarious! Had me and me dad in fits!

[HaganDave]

A pity there's only six episodes of this. I heard Charlie Higson performed as Johnny on Fast Show Live.

[brgwOkami]

LMAO 'There here, there here, there on the pier!'

Black!

'aaa Its a tree!'

[arnebelinda]

Hope the therapy will work soon!

LOL

[ColsterUK]

"They wait for me forest" haha. The look on her face when says that! I love this sketch, awesome.

[mozzi74]

Inspired! One of my favorite fast show characters for sure. My favorite comment is not in this comp, "Trapped like a fly in a bottle of shadows!" lmao.

[jim8202]

You are quite right,I shall have to contact them all and warn them before the giant comes back from the land of the snapping bog toads.AHHH,TOO LATE!!....QUICK MOTHER,BACK IN THE COAL SCUTTLE WITH MRS.O'REILY.

[Nadoone]

aha nice work

[withnail69]

I am in tears. the greatest sketch ever. I love it. so much. "whats for christmas mother? tramps plimsoles?"

[nothingissimple]

They're destroying our city! Do you think that was a warcraft reference then?

[Aaron1912]

I'm sure it was, I was playing Warcraft 2 when I first watched this back in '97.

[zoekathleen]

Doom Gloom.... Vacuum!!! LMFAO !!!

[sawyer1310]

hahah fukin pissed my self

[leeham991]

BEST COMEDY CHARACTER EVER!

I like his hat, it's all most... Black... BLACK BLACK!

The casm of doom awaits us! YouTube is lies! All lies like the endless blackness of night!

[krypton87]

Hold on one second... did Johnny never notice the colour of his own hat?

[taitr]

They tape at my windows with tiny poles

[Paddy3443]

I never used to find him funny watching the Fast Show, but now he's hilarious!

You lock me in the hilarious cellar and feed me pins!

[Paddy3443]

ehem... You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!*

[taitr]

Paddy3443 i think its beacuse none really understood that sort of random comedy back then.

[krypton87]

Haha this is awesome! One of my favourite Fast Show characters! :-)

[lolharbandhar]

Can you upload the other individual Johnny Nice videos that aren't on youtube?