Japanese Rube Goldberg Contest

[segasonic623]

If you click on 1:07 repeatedly, it's like the guy's saying "Don't care!"

[shoopdawhoop121]

@Brannonsucks

Well they aren't good comebacks are they

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks I will fuck you dad in the mouth, then when I am about to climax I will cum I'm your moms vagina, get her pregnant, leave the country and send her a post card that says "have fun with that abortion bitch"

[BrannonSucks]

the commentary is the best part

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks i will cum on your moms dick

[BrannonSucks]

@TheMasterOfReality55 Suck on my fat black titties, big boi

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks Eat my hairy cum nig fuck

[BrannonSucks]

@TheMasterOfReality55 I will cut off your penis and feed it to dogs

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks Ill suck on your moms tits, cut them off with blades, chew on them raw, then feed them to dogs

[BrannonSucks]

@TheMasterOfReality55 I will take a shit in your dad's mouth and make him eat it and throw it up, cook it until it tastes delicious, and make him serve it to you and make you eat it

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks I will fuck your dad in the butthole, and right when i am about to climax i will jizz all up in yo moms vag, get her prego, leave the country, and send her a postcard that says "have fun with that abortion filthy whore"

[BrannonSucks]

@TheMasterOfReality55 I will give your little spit fuck dog AIDS and train it to fuck you

[TheMasterOfReality55]

@BrannonSucks sadface

[BrannonSucks]

@TheMasterOfReality55 They call me THE CHAMMMPIOONNN

[Balls2You98]

How to make ramen like a boss

[Fanbuscus10]

why do asians have all the fun??? :(

[bassmaster3145]

Shut up

[Laemname]

What are they saying??????!?!?!?!?!!!!!

[BetaErpel]

SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY!!!

[garcia11rock]

i wouldent wate all that time to get my meal



[xArtzProductions]

what could they possibly be saying

[sophiesnake]

Gooreena boolaaa :D

[danielzaiser]

lol they say boring instead of bowling :D

[PurgaTorey]

Meanwhile in Japan...

[examinerboy]

the work to reset that

[MrCarlonator]

machine level: asian

[jasse50]

Im used to make cup noodles in 3 minutes...

[Talokai]

i like the japanese dictator in the background

[ADyingFetus]

@Talokai Lol made my day.

[onbrokenwingz07]

meanwhile, in japan...

[SorcererTim45]

3:48 BOWLINGU

[radicalman1]

and this is why japanese food takes so damn long to make

[wetbobo]

So, that's why Japanese food costs so much!

[25DMI]

Difficulty level: Asian.

[Xyoutubx3rsunit]

title of game show?

[SevenOnHeaven]

Dad: "And that, son, is how you make ramen."

Son: "Cool, can I have a bowl?! :D"

Dad: "Sure, just gimme 3 hours to set this crap back up!"

[blackestskyline]

wish i could hear the video without this stupid fuck yelling...

[DARCHNESSX]

@blackestskyline Called muting it -.-

[StrobelightProd]

Great. Now do it BACKWARDS!

[PennerImperator96]

MUTE!!!

[heath146]

Why are japs yelling all the time.

[RyanMontalvoMusic]

3:37 the child-like laughter most likely emitted from an adult

[legokidcam]

If I were him, I'd be run out of breath.

[bradhockey98]

@IndamentFilms I will eat you if you disrespect someone one more time

[clubpenguin580]

If this is a kitchen........why can't I see a girl there????

[MJTRadio]

I'll never make raman with water out of my tap again ._.

[nwchargers21]

GOD DAMNNIT! INSTEAD OF TAKING 6 MINUTES TO WAIT. HOW ABOUT DOING IT THE EASY WAY AND GOING TO THE FAUCET U DUMBASS ASIANS!

[InadamentFilms]

@nwchargers21 *Awkward cough* Eh- you know that this is a contest right? I'm not sure how you could make it to this video without knowing what a Rube Goldberg machine is. I can only hope that you are merely making an attempt at getting a top comment and are not actually missing out a very cool concept for a contest.

[mac5565]

Boooringeh

[mac5565]

@mac5565 I don't mean it's boring it's just that the commentator guy said it was!

[TheVale67ntino]

Amazing

[bingbingreyes]

sure not all asians are not that bad. asian people love their fellow asian folks .and asia is the largest continent ! .so you can never say that the WHOLE WORLD hates asian people ! .maybe only YOU hates us !we're so down to earth.we haven't done anything wrong to you .. you better should get your own pLanet !!

[conr114]

commentator: OKI BOKI CHING CHANG CHONG CHING GONG! YIBA, HAKOKI CHONG CHICKEN POPARU KATOKI CHING CHANG(no racism intended)

[forgottenmaz]

They keep freaking out as though its a world wonder wtf

[VariousPickle]

I used to make Rube Goldberg machines like this, until I took an arrow in the knee.

[r4ptur3B]

This guy sounds like the Japanese version of Jonothan Pierce!

[Ni99aBooty]

Asian people are so fucking obnoxious and annoying no wonder the whole world hates them....

[TheSvenHen]

@Ni99aBooty fuck off you racist



[GreenDayPunk1212]

I would rather go and eat outside before that ramen is complete

[MohoBiechiz]

its japanese so you know its good

[TrashPoet]

thats the spirit, japanese on Goldberg type machines, they rock.

[thePoetsTime]

*hot water pours on instant ramen*

this shit just got real

*egg falls in*

OMFG that was the most wonderful thing to exist

...

oh Japan...

[dylanmcconnaughey1]

But A Crap Is A Spy! From, A Crap! None Doh! Dot Dot Dot 2 Is Coming Out In 2011! Not A Piece A Crap! In Fact, From A Crapy Crap! And A Fact, From A Blocky Block! Not A Crap! Sita, So, This Is Sparta! Good Job! WIN!

[dylanmcconnaughey1]

This Contest Is Sponsored By marusan. And By, AISIN & Kellogg's. Stay Tuned For This Machine!

[tropicalhobo]

BOWRINGUUU? IMPOSSIBRUUUU!!!!!!

[ShowSniperHD]

A muthafuckin replay?

[skiel666]

Meanwhile in Otakuland...

[cobainlives69]

after u watch it restart it and then press 5 then 4 with the tiniest delay....it is football season!!! lol

[xXFiremadeXx]

4:32 CHEW GUM MINE COLD KEEP PASTA CHEW GUM

[xXFiremadeXx]

3:16 Sittingu

[ISmokeNugz1]

I could of just made raman and save 6 mins.

[jordynjacques]

BOWLINGA!

[hakmurro]

he said mah penus at 0:19 :D

[Pokimonchi]

people keep commenting on how annoying the commentator sounds. I'm watching this as my break between japanese studying and it helps. Although yes, he could tone it down a bit.

[SCANDALX8]

All that for a bowl of ramen....-3

[gemaf]

I'lll have the shrimp tempura please.

[MrDutchCookies]

OHH HOW I LOVE THE MUTE BUTTON !!!!

[josephddd117]

i love the way he sais OK : OUKEH!!

[902cheeseman]

3:35 Justin Bieber Ataaaaa!

[902cheeseman]

0:35 Justin Bieber Ataaaaa!

[IvyLeagueCircus]

I could've sworn I just heard, "GWEEN BOLLO" referring to the green bowling ball that went down the track. @ 4:03.

[onjimana]

@IvyLeagueCircus yep guriin no booru

[vestraya]

it must have been so nerve racking to hope that one thing didnt mess up in the process otherwise you would have had to set everything up again

[IOBUProductionsI]

1. Mute Video

2. Open any other video on the internet

3. Enjoy life without screaming Japs

[Weaver1859]

all this for a bowl of noodles? it would be better if there was a chicken at the end...

[TheSJstudios]

this is the best way to make ramen ^.^

[BF2User5]

thatd be funny if the camera man tripped and messed it up

[samguion]

Just like ninja warrior

[RyeBai]

So this guy spends 3 days creating, conceptualizing, choreographing, and possibly developed an insomniac habit...

Only to make him some breakfast.

[ornjoos]

Shit. Hey guys, we gotta do it again, I left the lens cap on.

[Krixy123]

awsome vid just if they would SHUT UP

[C4Radon]

This is actually a normal Japanese kitchen...

[scottybah]

commentator thinks he's watching soccer i think. this is fucking wild all the same.

6 minutes of rube goldberg amazingness!

[Supersonicfan1212]

Can he make me a Milkshake making contraption THAT WOULD BE SO COOL XD :3

[pciwant2]

only word i understood that entire time was ramen ..........

[TheVinyl55]

All of this just for some ramen.

[luhlaaylionface]

The commentator gave me goosebumps when I watched this video..

[MrDeeJayzee]

Commentator: OMG there is a FIRE!!! now lets see that in slow mo!!!

[jimalexberger]

it sound saminsk

[aoneone81]

What? No kimuchee? ^_^

[toxophilite0525]

@aoneone81 Kimchee's Korean.

[swatkids3d]

It is, quite literally, a breakfast machine!!!!!

[datdude1108]

You tellin me this is all I had to do in College, here my dumb ass using the mircowave.

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

BOWWLEEENAHHHH

[SouljaStickMan]

i bet i can cook noodles faster than that machine

[MrMeat42]

YES!!! THE MOST AMAZING WAY IN THE WORLD TO MAKE NOODLES!!!

And the announcer makes it all worth it

[yewjun1]

Commentator: OMFGGGGGGG THE EGGG FELL IN THE BOWLL!!!!! DID EVERYONE SEE THAT!!!!!!!??!?!!

[JerrySpock]

@yewjun1 ***Spoiler Alert*** Come on!

[kahlanshikage24]

damn O.O

[dylan420sanchez]

i need one of those



[Marchant2]

I was beginning the designs of a rube goldberg to slap my computer but then decided that the mute button did the job with a lot less effort.

[MrKitori]

YAY!

Pitagora switch !

[TheCodyHannah]

In Japan, this is a sport.

[cornelllevi1]

Yay! I just spent a whole week on this nonstop, so now I can have some noodles in 6 minutes with no work instead of just 1 minute with little labor...... Wtf?

[tone1245]

All of that to serves some.noodles. HAHAHA THESE DUDES ARE HILARIOUS

[LeonCLeiden]

Wow...so that's what happens when you get genius engineers with no social life

[SpeedsterXS12]

The commentators are hilarious.

[TheAlberteinstein100]

yotokamo yotoyoto kamo ta yotohaba koro ikadiyofjeslfeaslfjdksla fdsafesafds OH HELL NAW!!

[Animemarcher4]

Fucking hell, they're worse then the sports commentators here in the U.S.

[s4204950]

god damn it could they just shut the fuck up

[crapstirrer]

It really doesn't work with a running commentary

[LuigiMaster49]

Sorry. I forgot to press the record button. Can you do that again???

[Cagole13]

Japanese announcers make everything sound so exciting

[RedemtionInABox]

Lol 2:44 "FRASHA PAYPA"

[leedaocheng]

The way of the samurai

[yshmi4]

japan=hell

[Kamicowzy]

NEXT ORDER PLEASE..... wait i am resetting the machine be back in 30 min.

[DanteElite]

Damn, this dude needs to stfu. -.-

[josepchappa]

bolinguhh --> 3:50

[theJeffercdlm]

re bacano pero alguien sab español aqui ???

[aaronjones155]

I thought i was getting yelled at

[DreadAces]

why are all japanese commentators so over-hyped?

[watchinghthebox]

CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?? 2:08

[KefkeWren]

Naruto approves!

[keltoneEvans]

at 4:29 THE ANNOUNCER SAIS... OHH MUNCHOO MY DICK! :p

[inFamOUzcarlOS]

um...... six minutes a heck of a long time to make ramen, i can make it in 3 :O

[TubularInfinity]

That team of guys must LOVE Rube Goldberg to make something as incredible as that machine!

[IchiFi]

Chef, it's cold, redo it.

[fastchapter]

SODORO SAYATI HOODODO BOODAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CSAdnub1117]

Where's that restaurant? lol

[RewzhhHD]

When the arrow in the heart comes, the girls laugh their ass off ;D

[SpiritedFang]

Next time on "When Chuck Norris Visits Japan"...

[EducationalComedy]

Pff I Can Make Noodles Way Faster>>>>

[hoodedbro1001]

Can I have seconds?

[Harimuu]

Winner winner, ramen dinner

[thewazzzup0]

@Harimuu lolz

[raven662]

dude he was wiggin out when the fire started lol

[shoeandme]

All this for a bowl of ramen .... i want one!!!

[airsoft78910]

wuts buring a ping?

[MrCheese241]

Translation: HORY FOOK THE BARR IS RORRING DOWN DE TRACK! OOOOHH MY GAWRD! FIRE! BOWRING! BOWRING!

[oshitashiboy]

Eww.... The Ramen is so...round...

[rg585]

:challengeaccepted:

[xPROxSNIPExMW2xPOWER]

i only watched this because it had a japanies in it so naturally this was going be amazing as fuk i was right.

[ubfebrubf]

:megusta:

[knexbox360]

4:30 LOL (CHEW MY (fill in the blank)

[emorulzforever]

for god sake make the narrator SHUT UP!

[SilverFeniks]

hmm xD does it also wash the dishes?

[Ryss4Life]

@RichoRosai ADD is basicly the new black in JApan?!

[pschmidty101]

Imagine if we could actually I understand what he was yelling about!?!?!?!

[Ryss4Life]

WHYYYYY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY SCREAMING MR. OVERLYEXCITED JAPANEESE COMMENTATOR????!!!!

[RichoRosai]

@Ryss4Life Just imagine how maddening it is to LIVE in Japan where that's just how a commentator normally sounds. Along with street vendors and pretty much ever character in every TV show, animated or otherwise.

[xIh3artclotheZx]

one word. interesting...?

[lucfao13]

more:

/watch?v=_tU1eWhO8bI

[smileyguy3223]

mario question mark on the ramen

[Dagfinn0702]

Its so funny listening to that crazy japanese guy

[hwasunglee]

delicious

[ChopstickSamari]

because it was to hard to boil water

[DaringDarkwingDuck]

That guy would make a great play by play announcer. He's so good that I actually watched a 6 minute video of soup being made.

[sagecross]

took him 6 minutes to make ramen noodles

[DimmuBorgirification]

@sagecross plus the years it took to build the rube goldberg machine. I'd say 3years and 6minutes to make ramen noodles....now that's what i call fast food!

[tailsman12]

GET THAT EGG OUT OF MY SOUP!!!!!!! D:<

[chenalos]

WHEN THE MORNING COMES!

[BlackSheepParty]

looks like I'm not the only person who felt compelled to say "Wish that guy would shut up"