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  • Fuck weed. Fuck drugs. Fuck alcohol.

  • weed makes you less stressed and alcohol gets you killed get ur damn facts straight and you saying weed makes you think family guys funny RELLY it is funny and you sir are retarded

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  • I smoke..But man your so right about other smokers saying its not a drug. Most ridiculous shit ever...And I definitely know a few pretentious smokers who are constantly on their soapbox telling me about this or that..

  • Sir you are a christian and a antipot person

    [ clickes subscribe button]

  • @loltweet3

    That´s one of the first times a YouTube commenter has responded positively to my religion. I almost feel touched in a way.

  • The gouvernment has a pill on the market called marinol. This is syntetic THC! It's given to people with cancer, aids, severe vommiting, anorexia, astma, ... . This prooves that the government agrees that their is a benificial medical effect from cannabis, but by making it syntetic it misses all it's natural benifits. This is just part 9 /watch?v=lmt3mtWfDcI&feature=r­elated Please take the time to see this. good day and keep living your life like you want, but stop spreading lies please

  • This guy needs to toke up. 

  • This is hilarious. hahahaha i watched this as i was hitting my bong. OMG look at ur shirrttttt duddddeee! its so vibrant with a bunch of amazing colors and OMG its the mother fucking periodic table! oh wait im a stoner i have no fucking clue what that is ill check and see if that 70's show is on. (fuck family guy)

  • It would be slightly more bearable if you weren't the ugliest fuck I've ever seen.

    Smoke up!

  • I like to hit the Gym after work, come home and smoke a joint as a muscle relaxant. Mountainbiking is my thing and it can be amazing while high. Stop the stereotyping and maybe these Stoners will leave you alone.

  • @MsRagerr

    Oh my God, shut the fuck up. I'm not stereotyping. I'm referring to a very specific and very real mindset. I don't give a shit how great you think riding your bike while high is, that has nothing to do with anything I said.

  • @AssholePatrol dude i smoke weed erryday all day. i know exactly the group your refering to. they get high with me and give me reasons why its good for you and its a total waste of my high. the only negative effect is a slight thickening in cell walls in your brain and a slight film of resin forming on your lungs. Alcohol really is much worse and more dangerous and i say that not because i dont drink (i do) but because legitimate research proves it. But ya Elitist stoners blow my high regularly.

  • @1im1cooler1than1you

    Thank you for not getting massively butthurt sir.

  • @AssholePatrol Damn, this comes from someone who has never even tried cannabis? Then why are you so sure about all this? I will not discuss your lifestyle, and I think everyone should live theirs like they want it to be, as long as what they do doesn"t hurt anyone but themselfs. It's a free world. And I wont argue about the fact thats it's a drug, wich it is, but it truely does have so many medicinal uses. It can cure cancer and it does not kill your braincells.

  • @AssholePatrol And I am not from California, but I know the laws aren"t very well discriped there. Cannabis should be treated like any other drug, it should be tested propperly. I have read about 35 books and seen over 20 documentaries about the effects of cannabis + I know people who have been smoking it daily for more then 30 years, and those people are still very succesfull at what they do. And I just heard you say there is no benefit to something being natural!!!

  • As an openminded person it disappointed me alot when you began the sterotyping. I agree that marijuana is a drug and I hate the kids that are in denial that it isn't. You seem like such an intelligent person until you began saying things like "Smoking weed makes you laugh at family guy". Way to generalize. I guess me and my friends are different.

  • As an opem-minded person it hurt me a lot when you began the sterotyping. ye

  • damn you're an idiot...

  • i created an account just to say this....

    FUCK. YOU.

    I am stupider for watching this. Dude smoke some weed and you'll understand

  • Also, the only reason why marijuana is illegal is because the government can't tax it. So yes, the government are "afraid" of stoners. They're afraid of our money.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green

    Wrong. If they legalized they could tax it like any other substance sold to the public. They want that money. Holy shit you're retarded.

    Not even sure if troll.

  • @AssholePatrol They couldn't tax it because there is always going to be growing it. Notsureiftrollorjuststupid.jpg

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green

    By that logic people would grow their own tobacco too. They don't though. The market would adapt, and the taxing would remain.

  • @AssholePatrol There aren't different strains of tobacco. Plus, cigarettes go through a process of manufacturing. There are chemicals, fiber glass, and all kinds of stuff that goes into the making of those death sticks. Marijuana is pure. Even IF (and that's a big if) the government could tax and regulate it, it wouldn't be pure like the bud everyone is getting now.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green

    1) There are different strains of Tobacco, not that that has anything to do with people not growing their own Tobacco at home.

    2) Not all Tobacco goes through chemical treatment, and it's not required to smoke. You can dry it, shed it, and roll it up, just like pot.

    3) If there was a market demand for "pure bud" then the marijuana industry would provide "Pure bud". Not that that has anything to do with your argument at all.

  • @AssholePatrol I'm sorry, dude, but your arguments really suck. I mean, they're logical and all, but they suck. When you buy tobacco in the pouch, it has been treated with chemicals. It even has nicotine. Plus, when you have a strain of tobacco there is no potency. It's all taste. It's different with weed. Different strains have different better and different highs. That's not the case with tobacco. It's just tobacco. There is no better or worse....

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green cont...As far as the "marijuana industry" goes, the stuff you get on the street versus the stuff you can get from a caregiver are two totally different things. The stuff you get on the street is way more potent than the stuff you're getting from a caregiver. People would grow it anyway because they can do a lot more at home than some guy in a lab can do.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9 there are hundreds of strains of tobacco by the way. all with different ratios and levels of alkaloids effecting potency. the taste differences are due to different terpenoids many of which, such as the cembranoids, are medically applicable as well, although probably not very psychoactive. some types of tobacco are even hallucinogenic.

  • I'm an occasional marijuana user. I do it socially because alcohol is so much worse. Some people like to get drunk on a Friday night. I like to get stoned. I see no problem with it. You are grouping most stoners as elitists, though. I don't brag about it. For the most part, I don't tell anyone I smoke weed because they should like me for me.

  • Funny

  • Okay, I smoke weed. Drug or herb? It doesn't matter to me, as long as it has the same unique effect.

    My reasons for smoking weed, is that I work as a chef and it can be very stressing sometimes. So after work, I like to smoke some weed cause it calms me down.

    Hell, it seems even you could use some marijuana sometimes.

    Also, thanks for generalizing marijuana users... Sigh.

    Other than that, I like your shows, but this one - not so much.

  • @vphcdoc

    When did I ever generalize anyone? It's made pretty clear in this video that I'm specifying a particular mindset.

  • WHAT?!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!! YOU KNOW WHAT??!!!

    -Smokes weed and gains super mutant strength, speed, intelligence, and lasers-

    LET'S DO THIS SHIT!

  • there is really no way for me to like this video more. you say it how it is. some "stoners" might see you as bias or "ignorant" because you dont use the drugs they do. but you show no bias to the use of pot at all. this video is more about the pretentious attitude that a majority of pot heads have. yeah i use drugs on occasion. but people have to understand. doing drugs doesnt make you cool or special. its just something some people like to do. to all the stoners quit bragging!!!

  • if u smoke enough u can become "special"

  • maybe if you smoked you woldnt be so much of an asshole. ever thought about that?

  • You must be a very sad boy..Why are you talking about it like that if you have no idea about it??You are just another asshole who doesnt really matter,just by saying its a drug shows that you are not worth the time..Just admitt you are an asshole and leave us the fuck alone..

  • @adybarosanul

    EXCUSE ME

    YOU BUTTHURT IS SHOWING

  • @adybarosanul

    I think this video is about you bub. The fact that you deny that weed is a drug show to me what a self-righteous dumbass you are.

  • I smoke weed and I get high because I enjoy it.

  • quit crying about marijuana pussy

  • While i sayyyy sirrrr i am deeeply not offended XD Gringo Suave!!!!!!!!!

  • any mind altering substance is a drug

  • Government also, just the fact that they would even consider putting it on store shelves shows that they believe that it is in the same league as alcohol and cigarettes. I cant wait when this does happen and Marijuana becomes like tobacco. Will the government regulate and tax the shit out of it like they do to cigarettes? Will you be able to smoke it within 25ft of and enterence? Will it get the same negative connotations as tobacco? I think not

  • YES. Right on Asshole Patrol. I want to say tho that even our government, schools and general population are making Marijuana a "lesser drug". One example is the "gateway drug" title most D.A.R.E. and anti drug school policies have, they believe that Marijuana is a drug that you use to get into other drugs but they do not focus on Marijuana as much as the "harder drugs", total stupidity

  • I just want to put a few points out there..

    It's nothing to me if people want to be completely sober or take drugs or drink, as you said it's just how people choose to have fun.

    But people who choose not to take any substance or who call themselves "straight edge" will almost ALWAYS manage to slip some condescending bullshit into their explanation like "I choose not to poison my body" or "I can have fun without it" or "it's really just debilitating" Shut the fuck up. They're the elitists.

  • I was with you until you said you were religious. Nobody is more pretentious and elitist than religious people.

  • @xxSUMBLKGUYxx

    Wow. You are officially an ignorant, bigoted asshole. I'm not religious (agnostic) and I agree with his video. Just because he believes in God that doesn't make his other opinions invalid, especially if he can defend them (like in this video).

    I've been watching his show for a long time and I know that he is a smart motherfucker, and I bet that if you asked him why he believed in God he would be able to to give you some respectable reasons.

  • Furthermore, in the 2+ years I've been keeping up with his uploads, I've never once seen him spend an episode preaching about religion, or acting pretentious or elitist about it. You, on the other hand, think that being religious makes you an asshole and it invalidates your opinions. I might not agree with him on the existence of a God, but I do agree with him on this, and most of the other things that he says. You're an immature fag.

  • So you don't do drugs, drink, all that stuff, but why the fuck would you give a shit about what others do. People use marijuana, big fucking whoop. So what if you have an opinion, either keep it to yourself or say it, but don't say it like it's a fact, it's YOUR opinion, not everyones. You took what some stoner said in news seriously. Marijuana isn't feared by the government but for no reason except a traditional religious fear of change and the government stands by that to make them look good.

  • @heavymetalcat1

    Watch the video again a bit more closely bub.

  • @AssholePatrol I wish I could, I could probably make my argument a bit more sound, but my internet fucked itself up the ass a week ago, so even buffering is slow.

  • why do you keep chaining the title?

  • I dont know why people do anysort of drug in the first place. it only causes you more problems in the long run then feeling good for an hour or two. Smoking pot will give you lung cancer just like cigerettes. everyone today will do anything to save their own lives, yet they put this shit into their bodys. I really dont get it.

  • @armyofpros that's because not everyone wants to live forever to the point where your kids will be the ones wiping your ass

  • What do you think of the drug policy of the Netherlands?

  • @Fxtaxmax

    It's just fine. Legalizing marijuana hasn't done jack shit to keep it out of the street. If they legalized it at least people would STFU about how "OMG TEH EVIL" it is that you can't buy pot at a 7-11.

  • Caffiene: The Christian drug of choice.

  • Did you get a haircut?

  • SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY XD

  • I fucking love this show.

  • Drugs are for sane and uncreative people!

  • @hillbillygenius

    Wait, what? I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean =S

  • Drinking is NOT better than smoking pot, but that's just me.

  • @The4thGuy

    LOL IMMA PRESENT A STATEMENT AS A SOLID FACT AND THEN PLAY IT OFF AS AN OPINION LOLOLOL

  • haha exactly man ! when i first tried weed it was ok really didnt get into it like all my other stoner friends did lolz i knew it was a recreational drug the whole time even though those pics look nasty to u they look funny to me! lolz i like that high ife with the lut on the leaf lmao

  • Welcome back, you magnificent bastard! I've missed you, man.

    I hope the whole legal troubles thing worked out.

    I am also a tee-totaler (sp?). Just a personal choice of mine, I like being in control of myself...and being under the influence of drugs, alcohol, etc. would increase the odds of me fucking up my life/my mind.

    No, I'm not religious. I'm an atheist, and smart enough to not destroy all I've worked for.

  • dont get so angry.. it is a mind altering substance. so i guess it a drug, yea. thats all you got.. you are Now sober? you have Always been sober... no benefits? an the benefits of alcohol are what "getting up and dancing"? you are confused.. your gonna have to keep defending yourself because pot WIll be legal in the coming years.. and if You dont think so, then im up for debate. FREE POT! SMOKE A JOINT fuckin cry baby!

  • you can't just have these extremist views. I have my green card and for insomnia because i took sleeping pills for three years and was very addicted and dependent on them its not something you want There is a difference between someone who smokes to get high and the people who need it for the medical purpose. It is a drug and so what everyone takes drugs pain pills cough medication hell coffee is a drug. think about how many people die from alcohol compared to weed. people drive drunk and kill

  • @thatguy2535 well put friend, i smoke cause i like to get high, but i will tell you this, i have stop taking synthetic drugs and am now "All Natural" as our friend here likes to say.

  • Great  argument, totally agree

  • "the only power marijuana gives you is the power to watch family guy and actually think it's funny" OHHH SHIT WALTER YOU DUN TOLD A JOKE! :P haha

  • have you ever heard the theories of how humans evolved from apes that did drugs? that it enlightened them? sounds funny.

  • @jigglypuff201

    I'd probably believe that if I was high as fuck.

  • lol

    Yeah, I don't understand people who attached this mysticism with weed.

  • I used to smoke weed and most of the time it just made me have extreme anxiety. I don't mind people doing drugs but it is dumb that they act like it makes them turn into a genius or something. Drinking is more enjoyable to me but I don't do it all the time. And what you said about family guy was so true! lol

  • @Wes561 yea getting drunk is the way to go..lmao, i jus dont understand how you People Hate pot so much but like drinking an think its better.. major fail.

  • @oneswinter I don't hate pot or think that any drug should be illegal. No one should be able to tell you what you can and can't put in your body. I just said that for me it caused anxiety so I wouldn't want to do something that makes me feel bad. Drinking makes me loosen up and become more social so I don't mind having a drink now and then.

  • fuckin ehy, well said

  • lmao "Mr. president how do you plan on fixing the economy?"

    "Smoke weed every day"

  • Thank you so fucking much for making this, I'm about sick of potheads thinking they're SOOOO cool for smoking pot, it makes me so fucking angry, you have no idea.

  • lol not even five minutes ago i was like I wonder if assholepatrol has uploaded any new videos. i left youtube for a few seconds and then i see this, I love great timing...

  • getting a phychosis is worse than dying... that is a reason that makes me stay away

  • "The only power marijuana gives you is to watch Family Guy and think it's funny"

    HAHA! That's great!

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