Whose Line: Scary Wife Hoedown

[SingingPrincess247]

When I get married I know I'll be a scary wife,

My future Husband better run for his life,

The reason women belong in the kitchen is by far,

Because that is where all the long and sharp knives are.

[trainchugger53]

Just one more before school... just one more before school... just one more before school... just one more before school...

[eagle8burger]

drew's hoedown was awesome, and i know improv is super hard (i should know, i do it), but i wish he had done:

Well, Wayne gets worried about his little wife

Cuz she is the love of his life

But there is something that must be said

It's not that your wife looks like me, I was in the bed.

[TheManimal11]

DAMNNN DREW AND WAYNE KILLED EACH OTHER HAHAHAH

[WannaKnowMyName]

thumbs up if you see the comments with the users' hoedowns

[ROTClovely97]

oh dang... drew threw it DOWN!

[NiniTheGangsta]

You know I was feeling kinda bad today. Stuff just wasn't going my way. But then I started watching some Whose Line on YouTube and I gotta tell you, I feel so much better. xD I'm leaving in a bit to go do some stuff because I just feel awesome. I love this show. BRING IT BACK!

[SupremeSlider]

I'm married to a girl who's hot

But she always says she's not

She gets turned on when she sees me flex.

She gets scary when she asks for sex.

[Stormcat1]

I'm the scary wife to a movie star

but it's okay, we get really far

when his fan harass us, i just shot them full of lead

that's why I married the star of the walking dead.

[mstiffytaffy1]

Great comeback drew!!!!

[stevechambers500]

I had a dream last night that I married a scary girl.

Her attitude and the way she looked made me wanna hurl.

I said some things about it that I shouldn't have let fly.

So she took a blowtorch and burned out both my eyes.

[pr3tinpink1]

Is there a hoedown that Ryan doesn't do?!

[ascendingorder]

@pr3tinpink1 Yeah if you check out the Affair hoedown, he's behind the desk - 12Medbe has it uploaded as 'My Favourite Hoedown'.

[PalomaRAWRx3]

LOL wayne's face

[sonyasteiner1]

Hahahahahhahaaah, Drew you legend! :D

[ITSOVER9000ish]

The guy who suggested "Your wife!" for the Hoedown subject lost a testacle a few seconds later.

[oldfart387]

Still wondering, did Ryan get laid that night?

[Hesusio]

Gotta love Colin holding his wedding ring and looking into the camera as apologetically as possible while he was singing that verse.

[lvp20]

WTF IS WITH COLIN'S SHIRT? God was menswear really that bad in the early 2000s or is it just these guys?

[SpinyStarCraft]

i got married weeks ago you see,

the wedding was nice but it scared me,

wen i said i do i didnt feel so well,

that very moment satan said welcome to hell

[Queen90BoyGeorge45]

Wayne got so owned in this!!!!

[pinkdiamond7577]

Never, no matter what the hoedown is about, diss drew unless you come AFTER him.

[audgiepoo1805]

@pinkdiamond7577 same goes with Colin!!!! :-D

[pinkdiamond7577]

@audgiepoo1805 haha i know. drew and colin can make some pretty good comebacks lol

[sc23uk]

If only this wasn't a family show, I think Drew's verse would have been so much better if it was "Oh Wayne she's fucking/sucking me"

[boredpersonthingy]

My wife is really creepy she never shaves her legs.

She's also incapable of producing any eggs.

Now I can never have a son that is named Larry.

Oh damn I just remembered that my wife is Drew Carey.

[Kiba4242]

you can tell when they are about to rhyme about drew carey xD

[WavemasterAshi]

You just know that when Wayne slammed Drew, his mind went "Okay, scrap the verse I had planned, it's payback time."

[CNAMike323]

New ending to Drew's:

Oh, Wayne gets worried about his little wife,

'Cuz she is the love of his life.

But every night, just about 3,

His wife is on the other side. That was actually me.

[cobrafangz]

i married a model not to long ago

weve been together 5 years tomorrow

i know its illegal and bad if i did hit her

but i did not know that i had married hitler

[45BATISTA]

1:13 lmao i luv wayne experissons

[jismjacket]

14 people have Scary Wives

[freddyvasu1]

DREW CAREY AND WAYNE BRADY OWNS! THEY R BEST

[pinkcowgirl2006]

My husband told me that I scare him every night.

Without my makeup, I give him such a fright.

He said my face looks scary. Boy, what a grouch.

Well, he'll change his tune when he's sleeping on the couch.

[Crimedog4444]

My wife used to be lovely, but now she sits in jail

Her hair's stringy and greasy, her face is thin and pale

She only has 3 teeth left, and they are turning black

The ugliness began the day she started smoking crack

[tylertraff]

wayne's reaction from 1:13 to 1:17 is priceless

[HaruNeita87]

in the morning i got up to go to work and say

"i better get a raise or im not here another day"

on my way to my driveway, i almost hit my wife with the van

during sex that night i felt like my ass was kicked by Jackie Chan

[pimpHO87]

Karen Maruyama, how you doin;?

[DeLuca500]

I use my wife to scare kids on hallowen

i guesse you can say that thats pretty mean

one day i prayed god can't you spare me

i should't have said "I do" to Drew Carey

[harriereaper]

Colin: I don't even...

[ASUdrop321]

Oh my wife is scary when she gets real pissed

If u saw her, ud thinks she was from the exorcist.

Althought she may be charming, she did something i consider gay

She's the reason they canceled Whose line is it anyway

[17kensethrules]

Oh my wife, she is really weird

She is really fat and has a big beard

And with that combo she really is quite scary

I bet I didn't mention my wife's name is Drew Carey

[shmoopythelumberjack]

DREW PWNED HIM XD

[TakeruSTakomi]

Oh I love my wife, she is real fine

And I'm real glad that she is all mine

She's the prettiest girl that I will ever know

Guys, am I right? (She's watching the show...)

[Hibari9999]

I always wanted to marry, a big celebrity

But it turned out to be quite scary

Cause Rebecca Black... is my wife,

Thats why now I'm scarred for life

[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

My wife is creepy, shes really quite scary

Because of the fact she tells jokes like Drew Carey

I'm afraid I could never leave her

Because she'll make me listen to Justin Bieber

[tyrantenvoy]

1:13

[ipodvidoe]

LMFAO drew and wayne killed it

[Jackisawesum1234]

Drew finally makes an amazing hoe down verse! hahaa

[Dustin2010james]

LOL Good job drew!

[JPriide]

LOL DREW AND WAYNE XD

[FEARthexDino]

Everyone knows that my wife is real scary and u can see that she is really hairy

But she is the best that I can marry

That is right my name is drew carrey

[luckster1010]

i died when drew said that!!!! i just love the look on wayn's face!!!!

[misanthrodee]

my wife thinks i love her,she thinks she knows me well,

i am cheating on her,it turned out to be real hell.

she has no clue,and this keeps her at bay,

im dating her brother,yea,im really gay

[VeggieLover001]

I love Ryan Stiles, I'd like to be his wife

But everyone tells me just to get a life

He would be so scared to live with me

because He don't know I'm really drew Carey!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I accidentally knocked my wife out cold

Because i was listening to the song " Centerfold"

when she woke up she was still on her back

I gotta say her name is Rebecca Black

[IbeLangley]

OH SHIT. This has got to be Drew Carey's best hoedown! I almost pissed myself laughing at it! XD

[MrMcPippens]

wayne and drew have too much fun with this lol

[jrcytc]

nice shirt colin

[shadowstoper007]

That is on joke.

[shadowstoper007]

I was drinking pepsi and WHEN Drew said that, coka-cola came out of my nose.XD

[DreamingRaisa]

@shadowstoper007 That requires some skill! Most people can't make the soda change brands while inside the nasal cavity! ^_^

[shadowstoper007]

@DreamingRaisa my nose still burns from doing that.

[gaamaru95]

Everytime I go to bed, I am fast asleep.

Nothing can awake me, from a crash to a peep.

But when I wake up, I do nothing but cry and whine,

Because my wife looks like, the bride of Frankenstein.

[Rickrolled1231]

wayne got boned

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Drew merced this one!

[CanadaMuthafukka]

Ryan's should have been

Everyone knows Drew is banging Wayne's wife

How could she do this to the love of her life?

But she also looks like him., don't you know

Wayne married Mimi from the "Drew Caarey Show"

[MrHeitz17]

Drew's response to Wayne's should've been:

I got married to the love of my life

I finally got to call her wife

When we got home I thought I'd married a lady,

But it turns out, I married Wayne Brady...

[baronessdouglass]

How can Laura Hall maintain composure during his?

[Hibari9999]

Yes my wife, she is very scary,

Shes one of those girls who you wished you never married,

Especially her singing, it makes my eardrums crack,

Oh did I tell you, her name is Rebecca Black

[kelseylovesyoumore]

love this one

[jenessa444]

thats the best hoedown drew has ever done

[skullie1908]

OOOHHHHHHH DREW PWNS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[CoreyPerrySucks]

Waynes reaction to Drew owning him is so PRICELESS

[567hurricane]

My name is Justin Bieber i make the girls cook

but my mother didn't make me get her looks

but its a surprise who my father is, don't make me say it softer

(whisper) my dad is hugh heftner

[miniwheats94]

Wayne got owned!

[RustlessPotato]

Before 12Medbe I had a life ><

[gamemaster322]

drew owned wayne in his hoedown

[Hibari9999]

Well my wife, she is so scary,

Shes a girl who I just married,

Well shes not pretty, she looks like a beaver,

Oh did I tell you, her name is Justin Bieber

[Dayhoff101]

@Hibari9999 Dont quit your day job..

[23catlover]

@Hibari9999 You win the internet.

[king8rock]

0:03 THIRD ROCK'S COMING ON! :D

[mishtram]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO DREW HAHAHAHA

[FreeHugs330]

My wife's really mean, she really is a bitch

When she's out in public, thay all shout "SHE'S A WITCH!!"

Maybe one day fire, will come burn her alive

And finally I'll be able to stay out past five

[brittboo858]

12medbe.... WHYY? Why most you put so many Clips of the best show ever... I CAN'T RESIST!

[CanadaMuthafukka]

I thought Colin would say "I accidently married Roseanne."

[RavenT2]

Drew really pwned on Wayne in this one!

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

All these comment hoedowns, they kinda piss me off

If you think I'm being a hypocrite, you can suck me off

Every time I read one, my brain just wants to burst

They make me wish that guy was right about May 21st

[That70sShow1Fan]

every time scary is used... we ALL know what's coming next

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

The other night I had the fright of my life

I looked over in my bed and saw my scary wife

I ran for a mile, just to save my hide

It was then that I noticed 30 pounds were left behind

[ElfenLied619]

I have a wife, she really is a fright.

She's the kind of woman who should only come out at night.

When people see her, they feel like impaling.

My wife happens to be Sarah Palin.

[KillaJay2007]

Hilarious Nat

[oneworldguy]

Who is the Asian woman at Drew's desk in this one?

[brittboo858]

@oneworldguy Idk her name but she sucks....

[Doctor4077]

The guy who yelled out "wife" probably didnt get laid that night

[Leishmaniasisably]

Boy, if the bald hoedown never existed, Drew would have the best comeback... love Wayne's reaction. Didn't expect THAT, did ya, Brady?

[brightlightsbloom]

It's almost 1 AM, last time I looked at the clock it was 8. Curse you 12medbe!!

[thinh75]

@brightlightsbloom lol Same here but now it's 3 am. XD

[XavyWin7]

Ryan pretty much ruined this Hoedown by kissing up to his wife just so he could get some later.

[MrRichardsome1]

Oh, my wife is a scary old hag,

sometimes I swear she's like Hitler in drag.

Well I probably can't say that, it isn't really fair,

my wife probably has more facial hair.

[ThatRandomDude97]

1:08 OH SNAP!!!!!!

[45BATISTA]

luv waynes face at 1:16

[GatDayume]

Drew made that comeback so fast. I love it.

[cindythebest1]

hahahaha wayne got pwned 

[the238revolution]

Drew always owns Wayne whenever Wayne makes fun of him.

[datawolf39]

my husband will tell you that im really scary

if you come around my way you better be wary

i think that he is such a liar

if he felt that way he never should have married a vampire.

[LePhantomessa]

I am a scary wife, professionally trained

If you piss me off, I will rip out all your brains.

But the worst thing that I'm trained to do within my evil lair

Is to crank up the stereo and play "Whip My Hair!"

[jnothsoccer23]

Oh my wife is scary, I can tell you that

The first time you see her, you'll hit her with a bat.

Oh my wife, really is a creeper,

And did I mention, my wife is Justin Beiber

[datawolf39]

@jnothsoccer23 i like yours its really funny.

[jnothsoccer23]

@datawolf39 thanks

[SpiritSoldier92]

@jnothsoccer23 Why the f*** would you marry Justin Bieber?

[jnothsoccer23]

@SpiritSoldier92 Thats a good question...

[Dayhoff101]

@jnothsoccer23 Why would your wife be justin beiber....

[xXxMikuStoriesxXx]

@jnothsoccer23 Lol!!!!

[Markmallow]

@jnothsoccer23 you mustve been incredibly drunk... haha

[TheNamelessAccount]

@jnothsoccer23 Win

[CaptainessValentina]

@jnothsoccer23 Someone hit her with a waterbottle, not a bat (:

[Se1ander]

@jnothsoccer23

I kiss you're feet, you genius!!!!

[catwoman18603]

@jnothsoccer23 OMFG that's a good one

[gradeygradeygradey]

@jnothsoccer23 why did you marry justin bieber?

[jnothsoccer23]

@gradeygradeygradey That, is a question that may not be able to be answered

[gradeygradeygradey]

@jnothsoccer23 lol

[50srocknrollfan18]

damn it!! I'm suppose to be doing homework! damn u youtube! Whose line is just too good to close. I'll do in class, whatever...

[2014moorea]

I don't know why Ryan hates hoedowns so much. His are usually pretty funny!

[thefirstme2017]

@CarolJeans65

I think he Is!!! hahaha

[Aqua311]

Drew owned that hoedown.

[Legba85]

@KyleGibbons91 Oh. Well.

[Legba85]

@KyleGibbons91 Whoa. That's fucked up. That's a hoedown.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

one night I went to bed with my lovely wife.

our relationship has never had strife.

then one morning, I yelled Holy Shoot

I saw my wife was really a disguised Drew!

[CarolJean65]

Is Colin wearing one of Brad's shirts?

[noobkiller15034]

I just love how people make up hoedowns and leave em in the comment section here... They're really good ones...

[giantrobots1122]

Who says Drew can't come up with good hoedowns? xD

[sareee2]

My husband thinks that I'm really very scary,

But thats not the case, if it were why would we marry?

The only time that I turn into a bitch,

Is when he tells me to get in the kitchen to make him a sammich.

[dogman1disturbed1rok]

@sareee2 maybe its because you cant spell, now get back in the kitchen...

[ImprovisEe]

This show sure is addicting... if i start watching it i just can't stop!

[SuperPoisonoak]

I love my wife, that is so true

there isn't another women i ould do

but the only thing i absolutly hate

is when she coes back, from her other date

[Yardnoc3103]

my wife is ugly it is very sad

seeing her everyday makes me feel bad

but there is an upside for having such a wife

I show her to other people and they take their life

[dingdongditch1000]

Wayne's reaction to Drew telling him what he said was CLASSIC!!!

[Jason9811]

OHSHIT DREW! LOOOL

[EmoAliKat]

LoL Wayne got OWNED. :P

[FabiotheTurtle]

BAM!!!

[theskatergirl23]

Drew OWWNNNEDDDDD wayne!!! :P <3333 i love these guys!!!! XD <3

[noyboy125]

my wife really takes care of me and treats me really nice

and for me that doesnt even come with a price

i think at least to me she has a body that is fine

most of my friends say that is most likely cause im blind

[DoomChopStick]

I've just married to a beautiful wife

Shes so beautiful that i introduced her to my friends

That night i made love to her it was a real bummer

Thats when i found out that she was a man

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

I find it funny how Ryan dreas hoedowns but always seems to sing the best ones

[samanthastarns]

Drew was awesome.

[Crimedog3333]

My wife was trying to poison me, I know that this sounds weird.

But soon after I realized this she strangely disappeared.

Detectives have been watching me, they're trying to build a case.

And I am the top story tonight on Nancy Grace.

[vezina333]

When we first got married my wife was young and sweet.

She always had on makeup, her hair was always neat.

But now she wears no makeup, her hair is always messed.

She's went from Cinderella to the Wicked Witch of the West.

[moviebelle]

My husband hates me and the feelings mutual

We are always fighting, we are never neutral

But he knows better than to call me a bitch

Cause the last guy who did that, wound up in a ditch

[dragonkilla174]

Drew gets Wayne back good

[elletastical]

how did she winnnnnnn

shes not funny

[olearyciara]

@elletastical Exactly ..She's not funny so they didn't want her in the hoedown ...

[lolwhutnow]

RYAN OWNS HOEDOWNS!!!! <3

[gnomeboy97]

I woke up one night in my bed.

I was really hungry, i wanted to be fed.

When i got out of my bed... i touched somthing hairy,

Oh wait, I forgot, my wife is Drew Carey.

WIFE IS DREW CAREYYYYY! :D

[jamrfromanotherworld]

@savagenature1 thanks. Lol first thing that came to my mind

[sixarmedtiger]

I never ever had a wife, not even a girlfriend,

and the one I'm crushing on, sits on the lap of her boyfriend.

Geez man i cannot hold out sitting anymore,

yes, I'm a wifeless geek crushin on a whore.....

[pongo147]

i had a wife that was really scary

the most frightening part that she was really hairy

after so many nights i couldnt take it anymore

so i just called her a big fat whore!

[savagenature1]

@pongo147 Damn! That's Cold!

Nice surprise ending.

Now you have a new bitch to deal with....

It's called Divorce.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

That guy in the audience said his wife scares him in the night.

I hope that does not get them into a fight

one thing i know will happen, after that kind of sass

is that after the show his wife is gonna kick his ass

GONNA KICK HIS ASS!

[jamrfromanotherworld]

I really do love my wife that I must admit.

Espcially the fact that she stays really fit.

However there is one thing that I find really scary.

Our son looks more like her ex-boyfriend Drew Carey.

[savagenature1]

@jamrfromanotherworld That is scary. Good One!

[glisssunseeker]

Wow, Collin's shirt looks normal. Surprising

[Crimedog3333]

When my wife was young she was an all american beauty.

Everybody envied me, she really was a cutie.

Her glowing eyes, her perfect smile, her chest all firm and busty.

But every day she's looking more like our pet pit bull Rusty.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Oh man, Drew *told* Wayne there... XD

[stickeey1]

1:42 colin's saying "i'm sorry deb!"

[101barroso]

RYAN IS SO CUTE ON THIS ON LOL "NOW ILL GET SOME SEX" HAHAHA NOBADY CAN MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE RYAN STILES

[VFAA1C]

Ryan's got the right idea ;-) always a joy to hear LMAO

[natz351]

I was only going to watch one video...

2 hours later :/

[randomblob117]

@natz351 trust me..... me too lol theyre addictive!

[enakanus]

@natz351 I was gunna watch a few vids.. 5 and a half hours later..

[DecemberWinter23]

@natz351 I started watching at 1:00 AM . Right now it's 5:00 AM :/

It's addicting. I love them though. ha