Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu - 8 - A Goddess Comes to Japan (Part 1: The Suffering) (SUB)

[Superseadragon]

Fumafoo her with a banana.

[AlaynaRayne]

I cant that whenever i hear Tesstarossa i think of Fate from the Nanoha series

[shadowghost0320]

I've been waiting for Tessa to come xD lol she's such an awkward persob

[coolman123ism]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY TESSAAAAAA ^_^

[Unicorn123Lover]

the more i watch the more i hate tessa....

[Unicorn123Lover]

tessa.... is uh....nice... I HATE HER! she has no skill what so ever...GO KANAME!!!!

[obito4th]

Tessa is my fav Kaname is a annoying...

[MissColorfulSoul]

Hahaha....banana!

[blademasterryvius]

10:54-11:12 That man scares me...

[blademasterryvius]

I must be one of the only people that likes Tessa more than Kaname.

[xichigoxbutterflyx]

i dont really tessa becuz shes really annoying me

[AdiViv95]

"You are not...under any circumstances....to show her the dangerous common sense of your world." -----FUCKING FIRST CLASS HILARIOUS QUOTE XD ROFLMFAO

[Sirena101]

The "getting wet is my business" is just a translation joke. What she said is the "mizu-shoubai" is her business. It literally means "water business" but it really means the entertainment or service trades. For example, geisha are in the mizu shoubai. Its just us dirty English folk who take her nonsensical words for something COMPLETELY different. XP

[VieShaphiel]

@Sirena101 actually, mizu shoubai does have dirty nuances in Japanese, because it usually refers to the "night-time" entertainment business, e.g. hostess

[younghoush]

lol. Getting wet is my business

[Marcus123456789able]

Even Stevie Wonder can see the Commander has the hots for the little Captain! What an O.D.B!

[Marcus123456789able]

or at least take her ass to anther school!

[Marcus123456789able]

Don't this broad have a submarine to Captain!!!!

[CelaMcr]

CAT FIGHT!



[CelaMcr]

GOD tht damn tiger boo ad is in my head -_-

[wiseblast]

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!...(nose bleed)

[lectricanman]

Uh. Im not sure if stabbing her with a banana is a euphemism or not. >_>

[chubakaman]

It's a relationship that exceeds your wildest imagination lolol

[CaptainKenpachi11]

getting we is my business!

[poptropicawalkthru25]

Commander: Sergeant!

Sousuke: Sir!

Commander: What does this say?

Sousuke: "Yay! Suppin Girls will play at Budokan," sir!

Commander: What does it mean?

Sousuke: I don't know! hahaha soo funny :P XD

[Geckogold]

This episode is awesome.

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

Getting wet is my business lawl...

[VincentVeak]

doesnt Kaname already know Tessa from season 1?

[RedMetallix]

Nobody else in the class knows that. So it would make sense that they would have to reintroduce themselves without having to explain how they met in Season 1.

[RickybLSD]

Tessa looks soo kawaii at 17:12 :3

[thecoolchick790]

tbh i like tessa wayyyy more then chidori i mean i love her to but i think tessa is acutally very strong in her own way i mean she is a catian of such a huge thing and shes only 16 thts alot of work i think she should end up with sousuke

[SuperMrYugioh]

@thecoolchick790 Im not alone!

[loopofpoop]

OMG BANANA! 

[iExD]

LMAO at the superior's torpedo threat scene! XD

[lukathewolfsnowfur]

I really dislike Tessa :P at least Kaname can kick some butt.

[jariemonah]

Sousuke is such a pimp.

[Towerhead1]

lol at the end "electric massageryayayayya"

[Meada0]

haha, the moment of rest Sagara gets is from nearly drowning. the poor boy! xD

and of course Mao, hah! Mardukas, you reaaaally think Tessa'd be safe with just Mao and any other boy? =9

Kalinin, so wonderful!

[eeg10]

Lol 12:23. Fuck thermodynamics. I can recognize those PV charts from a mile away.

Fuck adiabatic expansions XD.

Although if you are a captain of a submarine, I think you should know alot about thermodynamics.

Overall, this episode is absolutely hilarious and Tessa is the best.

[thenxtbillionaire]

Where FMP season 4 T_T they gave us a teaser in 2006

[Mayisawsome]

I am not such a fan of Tessa because she is the head of this military thing and can't shoot a gun, and has no medical or fighting skills.

Not such a fan, but I do like her. She is cute and really sweet. And she IS incredibly smart. Brains ARE an importance. I just wish she had brain AND brawn.

Anyhow, saying you don't like Tessa because she is in the way of SouKan is BULL. She would Never get Sousuke instead of Kaname. I root SouKan. Some SouTess is okay. Hating Tessa for pairings is stupid. 

[zombieslayerx2345]

@Mayisawsome i totally agree.

[Mayisawsome]

@zombieslayerx2345 Thank you.

[zombieslayerx2345]

@Mayisawsome No problem.

[Pandadood17]

@Mayisawsome well said ^^

[Gam3rsMedia]

@Mayisawsome

Wrong she knows how to shoot a gun. She killed like 3-5 people in the anime and proved that she could shoot a gun without aiming.

[Mayisawsome]

@Gam3rsMedia When was this? I'd be happy to see it. I watched all of the first and second season but only saw her hold a gun once and heard her say, forget which episode now, that she didn't know much about guns. Or something like that. Its been a while. Maybe I missed something? :/

[Cassben1]

@Mayisawsome To be honest, I don't think Sousuke really cares much about the relationships, he's just like "HERP DERP MILITARY HERP DERP" And that's what I like about him.

[KingManOld]

@Mayisawsome I wish i had brain ahahaha...........oh wait.

[Cassben1]

@Mayisawsome Sousuke's type of confesion:

Kaname: Really? You like me? :D

Sousuke: Yes. You are a good recruit.

Kaname: i_i

[getwhatwegive98]

I hate Tessa. D:<

[ZzupperDupper456]

okay Tessa is really irritating, she pisses me off so much, if i was kaname i would beat the crap out of her! she so full of herself. bitch!

[satoshinjiro15]

"dont worry getting wet is my specialty" oh wow, that sounded so nasty.. xD

[Grapeosarus]

i dont really like tessa because she always gets in the way of the blue haired girl andc sousuke

[KR82dude]

poor poor sousuke

[Carrdude101]

BANANA?!?

[cl151337]

I really feel for this guy. That is a lot of pressure to be under.

[onikuma25]

Jealousy is such a needless emotion.(^_^)

[LastBlackHawk]

@onikuma25 Jealous is so importnant without it its no fun :c

[onikuma25]

@LastBlackHawk I suppose, if u need that sort of thing. I don't see it as necessary. You are welcome to your opinion(^_^)

[SUPREMEYIL]

The banana scene is in reference to a very famous scene from the movie Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock).

[sunnyd5611]

@KarrieSnider577 it doesnt even have most of the videos...thats A HASSLE

[regalstar]

17:23 Synchronized facefault

[squallken3173]

OMG, Tessa at 14:15-14:18 looks so cute its deadly, but everybody knows that. And lets not forget 16:15-18:50.

[MarioHeadWeeeeee]

10:40 - 10:53 I'll never eat another banana in my life.

[ZuttoAragi]

I honestly don't like fumoffu, but I love these two episodes, not sure why, I just do.

[whop9]

She would have been fine if she learned how to defend herself against a person wielding fresh fruit. The renowned Mr. Cleese used to teach it in his day, but do we see defence institutions around anymore? No.

Everyone knows what to do when confronted with a pointed stick nowadays, but I doubt anyone has any idea how to react if they were being attacked with bananas, grapes, or the two assortments of coloured cherries the biological warmongers bred in California in the past two years.

Shameful.

[mifdsam]

@whop9 it's easy, all you gotta do, is get them to drop the banana, then eat it!

[ADJ582]

Tessa's "Usotsuki" is as almost as cute as Nayuki's! XD

[kanopopo]

Bonta + Banana = EPIC

[NinjasOtherNinjas]

at 11:49 all the guys go HELLZ YEA

than at 11:50 all the lesbians go HELLZ YEA

and theres some guy bettween the girls, and he's wereing girls clothes... anyone notice this? lol

:P

[PureItzal]

Bonta-kun was sighted in the shower with a banana. There were no survivors.

[MrRemmyDog]

this anime reminds me of kaichou wa maid sama

[QofLife69]

tessa is the cutest!

[muutari]

Revised:

... Mr. Markducas is a hell of a lot like Tessa's father...

and she has complete control over him...

oh thats fking brilliant!!!!! :D

[muutari]

... Mr. Markducas is kinda like Tessa's father...

and she has complete control over him...

oh thats fking brilliant!!!!! :D

[GreentheGunstar]

Tessa: Of course! I'm a submariner. Getting wet is my business!

Kaname: >_>; That's not a good choice of words...

\_\?......:D OH! I get it now! XD HAHAHAHAHA-- =_o Wait a minute...

[GreentheGunstar]

15:07

XD You go, Tessa!

15:13

<:) Uh, okay. You can...come back up, now.

15:17

O_O...)_); She's been down there for longer than I'm comfortable with!

15:22

)_);...Shouldn't someone...call 119 or something?

15:49

^o^ Oh, THERE you are~! *completely forgetting about Sousuke drowning*

[GreentheGunstar]

11:20

O_O...kuuuuh-waaah-ii--*head expands* OxO! Oh, shi--*x* HMRRPH-- *head explodes into candy*

[behemothfan42]

A Banana??? Hahaha!!!

[ashleysavath]

awe chidori :_(

[ShadowVR2]

Oh greaaat! Pedo bear is now in anime. But seems to have a new interest. (Then again this could be his cousin.)

[Kapactlovesu]

A BANANA? REALLY?

[PsTwoKnight]

If anyone asks me that motormouth Commander is the one most likely to try anything on Tessa.

[SJtheMFZB]

@PsTwoKnight No motherfucker. That's like his daughter. He's not some dirty old man. You watch some really shitty anime.

[PsTwoKnight]

@SJtheMFZB OKay you don't even know me so how do you know what anime I watch? I've seen this entire series and have yet to read the novels so I'm well aware of how he sees her, learn to detect sarcasm jackass.

[P00nez]

lml souske failed at the pool scene

[MrSolidsnake87]

20:32 souske's face was all like "god damn it"

[therealziman]

o man its been a long time since ive seen anithing about full metal panic

[ACZeroZero]

Kurz and Souske's common sense makes the most sense

[plasmamanGX]

Why the hell is Ke$ha in the suggestions?

[aiseamoa]

@plasmamanGX lol cause she super fine.

[einohpmys]

Before I understood what anime was, 4 years ago my brother showed me the scene with the banana, even to this day that scene is imprinted in my mind

[Blazay33]

"i'll have to peacefully inflict pain on him then"

[OswaldtheFourth]

...funniest episode I have ever fucking seen

[Sayoi]

When Tessa and Kaname tried to take care of Sousuke, it's just like when Sousuke and that green-haired guy tried to help around the school and caused /havoc/.

"When the steersmen are many the ship will sink" and all that.

[MrSmileyPants1]

12:24 looks exactly like my AP Physics class... only with better handwriting that my teacher's.

[stickzlomaniac]

I love Tessa........lol Fumoffu.

[xAiLOVEux]

i hate bitches like tessa with sweet voices who act all inoccent

[deadhead55]

hahahahaha no way i like how Sergent Weber has a whole presentation and computer generated diagram of a girl in a swimsuit..... hahaha shows his many interests =)

[xxxragonxxx567]

ughhhhhh

[dieorby]

one word... FUCK!

[cj101094]

lol getting wet is her buisness >-<

[KillerSaiyan]

lol wow the banana scene

kinda shows the fucked up things japanese people are into

AND I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT LOLOLOLOLOL

[smashbrolink]

We finally found the one thing Sagara is afraid of;

His superiors in the army.XD

[Starshotmayhem]

@smashbrolink You forgot about episode 6 it seems.

[ShottySniperz401]

Where do people come up with these ideas for awesome episodes like this! I really gotta hand it to the creators of this anime its very entertaining!

[Jayblaze1193]

Sosuke looked like he was about to piss his pants! lol

[LeonAshvil]

What the fuck

[MarsRepepsi]

Oh Jesus, what's with the Bonta-kun suit and banana?

[boomthehedaghog4421]

poor sousuke he had no idea what they where talking about and now hes in trouble for it

[boomthehedaghog4421]

that dude reminds me of my abula

[masterofthor]

owned.........

[x9gunzz]

BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oblivion28694]

Aw Sosuke is trying so hard.

[lauraedited]

I loved when the two girls were 'on fire' and Sousuke clutched his chest as if he had heartburn...

[namedonimpulse]

I can't tell if tessa's being petty and flirty or ditzy with good intentions. That shower scene was the second reference to classic American films in fmp... There are probably others that have escaped my notice, though. I couldn't take the pressure from a murderous father-figure and two smitten girls either, probably.

[Bloofewd]

21:31 - 21:37

*.* shirtless sousuke i see? *drools*

[Carrdude101]

OMG! the banana

[Raistlin3]

"I shall peaceably inflict pain on him."

Win.

[PsTwoKnight]

Personally I think the ones who accuse others of thinking about perverted stuff are the biggest perverts of all.

[BurningFlame01011]

I wish i could actually go into the anime world then my life would be complete :D

[funloop]

@BurningFlame01011 where almost every waking moment some random crap happens, you have some unknown and incredible power and you are beaten to near death by either your friends or that girl that you like/hate (depending if your the main character, minor character, or random person)

ya i would too ;D

[BurningFlame01011]

@funloop it would be awesome! :D haha

[happyorks1]

@funloop that is the dream *sigh* if only

[BurningFlame01011]

@funloop it would be awesomeeeeee xD

[this1blackguy]

Tessa > Chidori

Chidori is such a neo tusdera it's annoying nearly every interaction with her and Sousuke is almost interrupted by me yelling at the screen "

JUST KISS HIM ALREADY YOU IDIOTIC GIRL!". At east tessa has the balls (ovaries?) to take a shoot when she has so little opportunities.

[rayalex30]

OMG CHIDORI DONT RUIN THE MOMENT

[rayalex30]

Sagara is probably thinking I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die

[WiiLikePi]

The outro gets more walking people each time, doesn't it?

[2012nofaced]

It I ever go to the anime world I will rape every pretty and hot girls in show,manga,hentai and other.

To the cute loli To the girl with big boobies and big ass and both.

It the group of pretty and hot girls is friends,family,classmate,that work together,that pass by,the hole town and the hole city.

I will rape all the anime girls I want to rape.

"YEAH I WILL LOVE TO FUCK DED ALL".

[bdawg201]

@2012nofaced Dude they are cartoons thier drawn not real!

[nmrZ3ro]

@2012nofaced I encourage you to watch school days :)

[redfoxytail347]

@nmrZ3ro that anime is the most sadiest anime ever mostly the ending

[nmrZ3ro]

@redfoxytail347 I know. It's a doosie. However, i encourage you to read the comment I was responding to. There was a reason I suggested it. Particularly because of what happens to the male protagonist.

[redfoxytail347]

@nmrZ3ro i did the guy talking about rapeing girls and stuff i was just saying it was a sad anime

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@2012nofaced Take your anime fetish elsewhere.

[GoddessofEggrolls]

I seriously dislike Tessa. D< Go Sousuke and Chidori!

But oh man, poor Sousuke. Rice in the face!

[tokyomop]

Tessa is such a WHOREFACE.

[Me2Myself3AndI]

getting wet is my business

[dmgerwig]

dikies beer what does that sound like to you

[Kaizen767]

It's funny. The last time I watched this was a long time ago. Back then, I understood nothing of what she wrote on the board, but now I can see that she's doing a generic Calculus II (or late Calculus I, depending on the curriculum) problem in a high school classroom. What kind of 11th grade math class would ask such a thing...? >_>

[jahnaids]

@Kaizen767 its Asia

they do that kind of stuff before us Americans

[tenmuki]

@Kaizen767 Asian math classes are a lot further ahead than americans and probably other countries OvO my mom said that what they teach in college is what asians learn in high school~

[hanwenzero]

@lintlinter and ppl around u is fine with that? no raised eyebrows at all? lol i might try that +_+

[hanwenzero]

lol lov when ppl push up their glasses with their middle finger.... lol

[redskinmaniac7392]

Tessa's such an attention grabbing *insert select noun here*

Kaname x Sousuke forever :)

[redskinmaniac7392]

Ughhzz Tessa, why must you get in the way?

[darkice60000]

ah dude..... i would not be able to take that job.....

[IEATFOOOOD]

Also the banana was fucking hilarious.

[funloop]

@IEATFOOOOD why stab a girl with a knife? that would be so cliche. stab her with a banana it's alot more fun that way :D

[tchkaine]

9:41 hmmm with fanservice like that she can give me mouth to mouth any day

[shadowkiss9]

if she had pushed me out of the way i probably wouldve jerked her up by the hair and threw in the pool...but you no im kaname chidori fan and all...

[dinoshelby123]

I hate Tessa, lol... I'm team Chidori<333

[TIDUS1SON1OF1JEHCT]

@dinoshelby123 Tessa rules, I love Kaname though

[IEATFOOOOD]

@dinoshelby123 Oh god lets not turn this into Twilight please. If you ask me he should end up with both.

[aznricecannon]

ROFLMAO THE BANANA. 

[championkhan]

I miss Gauron, why did they have to go and kill such an awesome nemesis off??

[jamesal]

4 commercials in 24 minutes ? we all dont need that

[videogamerboyman]

@jamesal each is 30 secs each so thats 2 minutes of our lives wasted...

[jamesal]

@videogamerboyman Ive Could Have Done Something Epic With those two Minutes!!! like tie my shoes....or something -_-

[joecoolman789]

omg... this is seriously one of the best anime ever!! LOL sosuke is soo funny...

[melike50anime]

wow all animation videos are now 2,690 and dang shes so cute the commander or the little girl with white hair

[SolarEclipse75]

............I keep thinking touhou......huh.

[NessaJTuNN]

LOL i feel bad for him, he is not sleeping until morning and he had to take care both tesha and chidori. that's why he was collapse.

[despairedboy]

@NessaJTuNN for the record, I think Tessa would actually want Sousuke's banana during shower

[drako2341]

i feel sorry for the poor guy geting hard knocked by his supiriors and then th captinshows up lol.

[HapitokP]

*hides behind chair* scary commander....O.O