Pearl Harbour Dub! 7/18

[chors2341]

a prime example why not to give aussies helium who think their film critics or any other critics, this shoud win an oscar

[BarryDennen12]

It's amazing that every intelligent filmgoer in the world who saw Pearl Harbour thought it was a flaming piece of shit.

And then there's your retarded arse. I wonder who I should pay attention to.

[TheKnfnb]

it doesn't matter how loud an airplane engine is - the language of 'love' is always louder.

- haha.. good one! LOL

[nicetokillyou]

The number of views of this video is ridiculous comparing to the rest of the dub. Sweaty bodies in a tiny video still and here they are! Thousands longing for sheer Hollywood erotica. ;)

[BarryDennen12]

Yeah - it's got me baffled!

[mistressmystery022]

you guys are hilarious! i can actually sit through a bay film with you guys commentating. thats an aussie accent yeah?

[BarryDennen12]

Cheers!

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

cough...not like i was looking hard to see this but since there were no tits of hers showing....if you pause at 7:35 you can see something that looks like an erection...once again not like i was looking for that or anything....>.>

[BarryDennen12]

I never knew he had it in him!!

Thanks for pointing that out ... or not ... :)

[AlyssHeart1313]

You're right... Well, it happens.

[WeDaFunnyOnes]

You guys are assholes!

[BarryDennen12]

Um, we didn't make this shitty movie.

But I have forwarded your comment to Michael Bay.

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

lol +over 9000

[FashionFio99]

omg....that guy is SO sexy...you guys are funny lol

[BarryDennen12]

Maybe he is - I prefer Kate by a long shot, haha.

Cheers

[TheChazzyboi]

shut the fuk up u lot how can u take the piss out this gr8 movie u faggots

[BarryDennen12]

How can we?

It was a shitty fucking movie - that helped a lot actually.

[p1654333]

hahaha epic

[segregator236]

It's ironic that Kate Beckinsale and the Japanese torpedo bomber B5N Kate have the same name.

[chris10023465]

i love the way you guys say fuck sounds so cool, so much better than how americans say it

[strandpapucsX]

That's funny....you stupid fuck.

[RedShirt909]

"Why didn't they listen??) lol great

[aman689]

gyjjrk

[FargoFry]

i agree with you they should have shown tits in braveheart, just like in this movie

[AltarRS]

Lol about Ben Affleck's ghost!

[CutiefromCali103]

i thought maybe we could fuck LMAO

[ponchoyo]

lolol

[anemarrie97]

u're crazy guys:)))))

[greenpenguino]

I love that everytime you see a boat you go POOOPP!!!

[mv1freak]

i really love your version !!!!

its very funny  =D

[BeerGood540]

I just found out...I'm gay!

[moiseyeva]

I like the normal version better.

You are an idiot... No movie is as good as this!

It's just stupid, your work!

[BarryDennen12]

You're a stupid cunt.

[princeaferd]

hahah that makes no sense, u made the video retard hahah. epic failllllll

[TimeTravel87]

Kate Beckinsale shouldn't have fooled around with Josh Harnett in this movie.

[alessya87]

Actually, I think they made a better pair than her an Rave! But, of course, I'm a Josh fan:)

[BballBullsChick23]

Yeah I agree :)

[VeraM18]

Oh, for crying out loud, have sex after you're married!

[1995Nadia]

HAHAHAHHAAH AMAZING!!!!!!

[REMIXBOY567]

ok i was wrong i meant 4:17 said that srry fellas

[REMIXBOY567]

ahahah 1:16 says oh you remind me of my mother hahahah

[homo10920]

i used to do this with ben all the time... lmfao

[justinBritneyfan]

who that guy

[MARccty]

ahahahaha that was funny

[chrismisspink]

what is tits?

[BarryDennen12]

Those round, sexy things that some people have on their chests.

[realrabit2003]

u tell me first u r a gal or guy

[chrismisspink]

ahmm...no thanks..

i know it..

someone had told me.

by the way im a gal.

[greenpenguino]

Are you stupid like a idiot?

[chrismisspink]

no im not.

but i think you are.

[greenpenguino]

Oh ok

[zeppelin83]

D: i cant fap to this!

[saze9y14]

A real actress would've shown her tits!

[youmakemewannalala21]

i laughed my head off

seriously

especially the sex scene, and the flying scene

[CaBoodles1122]

Lmao Soooo funny "She can turn a gay man more gay" XD

[GuitoRWC]

5:30 FUNNY SHIT

[borntodeal]

Google "absolute josh hartnett" and join the ning community today.

[BarryDennen12]

I'd rather not.

[NOX4O88]

Stupid American gay`s)))))))

[flobbalobba]

lmao

[tscastro114]

This video is the second most viewed Rifftrax on Youtube (as of November 13, 2008). The first being the "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones".

[tscastro114]

Scoreboard:

"Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" 359,145

"Pearl Harbour Dub! 7/18" 339,837

(Again as of November 13, 2008)

[BarryDennen12]

Not that I like to shoot myself down ... :)

But the only reason that this video took off is because the thumbnail looks like a raunchy sex scene, I think.

Hehe.

[Friendo1231]

For a skank like Beckinsale?

Typical.

[iseedumbppl]

Not a fan of this movie but to list you two bitchy queens "dubbing" as "comedy" is a huge stretch.

Go take your grandkids to the park, and leave the comedy to people who are funny.

That is all!

[BarryDennen12]

Grand... kids.. ?

I wonder if you're aware of the huge irony in your account name.

[ambera15]

She looks much too old for him. He looks like a school boy beside her.

[sadhana28]

4:09 hahaha. its cookie monsteerrr

[bamaman84]

the "what was that guy in?" towards the end, he played the cook that was the communist spy in Hunt for Red October.

[BarryDennen12]

Ha!!!

Knew I'd seen him somewhere.

[bamaman84]

Hey guys, i noticed how you commented on the modern looking ships. Michael Bay is such a crappy director he didnt bother to remove the missile destroyers from the bay. I guess he figured that we would catch on. All the CGI stuff and they cant make a CGI WWII Battleship.

[BarryDennen12]

It's been several months since we did this but I'm still awoken in the night by visions of inappropriately placed modern ships in WWII...

[samme79]

hey kate beckinsale is SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!SHE IS HOT IN CLICK TOO

[BarryDennen12]

Yeah I'd fuck her.

[GodRocz]

LOL!

[Sinclair2608]

u guys are fucking stupid and need to get some jobs other than wrecking good movies.

[BarryDennen12]

Hang on a sec dude,

you might want to send this comment to someone who gives a shit.

PS. We have never, ever, wrecked a good movie.

[TTAwesome]

this was not a good movie

[bamaman84]

Everyone point at this guy and laugh............HAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!

[aidious]

Unfunny.

[Tareltonlives]

"I think I just came on my pants"

"I thought we could fuck"

"THIS IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL!" "YES, ISN'T IT?" "HEY, LET'S GET MARRIED!" "SURE!" XD

"What are these stains doing on my bloody parachute?"

"I feel so bad about my dead friend. Go fuck me some more"

I guess we're just lucky they let Beckinsale wear an anachronistic bikini

[TK42100]

The fact that they used footage of a modern US carrier battle group to represent the Japanese Kido Butai makes me Ill.

[ioannhsinlove]

that's the worst sex scene i've ever seen

[BarryDennen12]

I think Roadhouse has a worse one,

but that's only because it has more 'sex' in it. These two are just rolling around.

[Tareltonlives]

I'm trying to think of a worse sex scene in a Hollywood movie, and I'm drawing a blank. Wait, Titanic! The sex scene in the car; that was pretty awful!

[TheStingy]

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD

[411MaryJay]

Have you guys came out the closet yet?

[BarryDennen12]

I dunno.

Are your parents related?

[411MaryJay]

Im starting to see you have a thing for incest. "O you remind me of my mother"

"tell me your my sister". Guess you know from first hand experience .

[BarryDennen12]

You're absolutely right,

I'm so tired from fucking my own family that I'm too tired to think of a funny comeback.

*ahem*

As if poking fun at Josh Hartnett for being a lunkhead has anything to do with our proclivities...

Honestly, parents will let ANYBODY onto Youtube these days. Don't you have homework to do?

[KatyNorman]

i love ths movie

[SingOutLoud92]

damn hes to hot... lol

[d0m1ngzdn00b]

These..."commentators" are annoying.

[BarryDennen12]

Glad to hear it!

[bamaman84]

Keyword: "Dub"

[TubaDudeNick]

hahaha this is amazing. Really.

[bebe4c03]

...This shit is crazy...LOL..WTF

[stevensillygoose]

heheh josh hartnet and me are meant to be like ...apples and cherries on an apple cherry tree!!:D dont tell me im full of it bcuz ....well its true so yeah bitch im telling yah get over YOU!!so what should i do with this sexy candy man.hmmmm...... how about i fry his eggs on my sexy frying pan...

or perhaps make chambrolays out of his smexyays????

or make some cold sexy ice tea out of his muscularity!!!!

oh josh hartnett where art thou give me something to remember pow wow style ;)

[BarryDennen12]

Please don't ever have children.

[kitycatt13]

JOSH HARNET IS SOOO SEXY!!

[kaulitzluv3r]

amen to that!

[kikijo92]

dont you just hate people who think they are funny, the 2 guys in the background, dont give up the day job.

[BarryDennen12]

Yeah.

don't you stop looking for a day job, you tone-deaf bush pig.

[loppurut]

i cried whatching the whole film but good vid and gd quality

[bed8head]

lmao ! so funny !

i loooooooved that fil when it came out ! right enough i was 13 lol is that a good enough excuse :)

[drinne33]

i love pearl harbour.. thanks for the dub!.. i enjoy it..LOL!!!hahahah...

[meri111111]

L0L

[Freshoffth3BLok]

LLO PAUSE AT 1 SECOND

[cloudgirl105]

Why??

[akblue102296]

that face..

[KoLo2071]

lol

[Andy120290Returns]

"No, the movie hasn't been released yet."

"I used to do this with Ben Affleck all the time."

"Oh, you remind me of my mother."

So, do they show that much more nudity in Australian films than American ones?

[BarryDennen12]

Sometimes, in Australian movies... I'm really referring more to the high standards set by French cinema. In that case, it's basically tits for all. Look up any movie with Sophie Marceau or Emmanuelle Beart...

[metallica1694]

haha nice vid!!

[aalleeexxaa]

hahahahahaha

[adarebelle]

i laughed my eyes out :))))...brilliant...

[Courtney670]

This is bull shit

[BarryDennen12]

Glad you enjoyed it, you dirty whore.

[masterchief335]

LOL

[uaebabe19]

dats not their voice looooooooooooooooooooooool

great video :D

[WhiteRussian851]

these guys are fuckin funny as hell

[BarryDennen12]

Thanks!

[booshkah14]

i loved this movie but you're right - the relationship between hartnett & beckinsale does kinda soil it. i liked her better with affleck lol

[psyaaahbishes]

michael bay's knowledge of sex is kissing,once you kiss someone you're not a virgin no more

[BarryDennen12]

Yep. You don't even need to take your pants off, apparently.

[Robinsnl]

She had sex with Josh faster than with Ben I guess she was trying to tell Ben something

[Nora360]

Yeah that she's a Hoe! Hello

[BarryDennen12]

Apparently, you can get pregnant by kissing!

[Robinsnl]

LOL, I guess you could if you kissed a girl in the right places.

[Tareltonlives]

Michael Bay's knowledge of sex is on about that level

[cloudgirl105]

"YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER!" LMAO WTF?

[Yamamanama]

*while they are making out*

Sir, sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling.

[bamaman84]

At 9:00, that guy was the cook on Hunt for Red October.

[Yamamanama]

Avalyn?

The creators of this movie should be vomited on by Slowdive.

[Tareltonlives]

"Shouldn't they be working?" Micheal Bay thinks that the military is just a place

"Romantically, she chucks all over his lap"-She'd do that anyway, it's Hartnett, after all.

"This is worse than Braveheart"-I know! Two girls, and we still see more of Mel's middle-aged sweaty, hairy ass than EITHER of them.

I don't suppose this would be a good time to point out that bikinis weren't invented yet.

"We must recall all available battle droids!"

Can I join your Randall Wallace hate club?

[BarryDennen12]

I like that because of the 'sexy thumbnail', this video has more views than most of the other ones.

I should put Kate Beckinsale sex in every video, watch the views go FOOM!! Hah.

[Tareltonlives]

What's even funnier is that she's not even nude.

[BarryDennen12]

Yeah, I saw more of the guys back than I did the girls chest. Lame.

[Tareltonlives]

This is currently your most viewed video. LOL

[BarryDennen12]

HAHA

Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't even realise!! :/

Proof that sex sells... even if it is lame, Pearl Harbour style, 'show more of Hartnett than Beckinsale' sex.

[Tareltonlives]

Ever seen the film "Laserblast" on MST3k? Yeah. Like that.

[BarryDennen12]

Haven't seen that one in ages!! Must dig the tape out.

But yeah, I'm mildly embarrassed that this video has overtaken the others so quickly. Hope it slows down!

[kornhol1]

Hahahaha "Shes gotta lot of hair."