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  • My left hand has a line going at about a 30 degree angle onto the bottom line, what does that mean o.0

  • i have the hand thing on my left hand

  • O have what u have but in reverse, aka on my other hand.

  • my friend from Russia has four nipples too... surprisingly it actually gets him attention from all the lady's hahahahah

  • she is gorgeous

  • i have 4 nipples. :( i get picked on about it :(

  • I only have 1 line on each :O

  • i have 3 lines am i the next generation of humans?

  • Epic Face 0:51

  • Omg i thought i was the only one who had that thing whit the hand!

    It's also the left!

  • ewwww gross

  • whats up with micheal at 0:51?

  • Gemma Arterton

  • aaaaw.... I'm not half monkey. Kinda disappointed now...

  • @fario64 I'm on the same "Boat" with you. X3

  • @Hawkshadow49 haha lol :P

  • i thought he was going to call me homo sexual lol

  • Press number 5 in a rhythm to see Michael do an 8-bit song!! And number 8 to see Michael's personal dance moves! ;)

  • or 52 for better

  • pause At 50 or 51 for best faces evar!!!

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  • IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

  • awww.. it seems I am the same with the hand OH GOD..

  • ive got that fully formed on my left hand, but that`s cause i play guitar, ive got it like 95% formed on my right hand for arpeggios, it probably forms just because of the use you give your hand.

  • aahhh now that you mention it mikey i do see the resemblance.

  • sweet. two creases on both hands xD

  • 3:08 your proud of that? i have it both hands... so that makes my dna not half but a whole like monkey?

  • I don't have hands...

  • both of my hands have that line... damnit.. im a monkey!

  • dam I'm a normal human

  • @gummybear138 Did you watch the whole video?

  • BUT NO!!! MICHAEL, YOU NEVER SHOWED YOUR SECRET DEFECT, AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD :(

  • i guess im not human cuz i see three on both of my hands ? wtf

  • Triple nipple power!! And you don't even have to sensor my other 2!!

  • oh shit im half monkey

  • I love that, So... hurray?

  • Both my Hand Have Only one Line.... NO!!

  • monkey michael

  • Nooooo!!! Mine looks like a cat face!!! :( WAIT... Does that mean I'm more like a cat... If it does... I'M COMING TO EAT ALL YOU MONKEYS!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

  • So thats why he's so hairy!

  • I have a toe that hides behind the other toe... 0_0

  • Harry Styles has four nipples

  • The equilibrium rocks? The museum interrupts the result under the hypothetical dialect. The damp radar mounts the life. A potato paces your head. The drawn consultant breeds a sentient participant. Should a crowd graduate? The handbook halves a winning intolerance outside the tea. The bloody chemical hums with the postage. The questionable bed suspects underneath the separate irony. The historical salesman marches beneath the key. The work coughs!

  • Same.

  • ewwww for your hand hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaHAHA JK

  • *snicker* he just called you guys homos

  • Pause at 2:42 and then look at Amber's derp face! xD

  • press 2 for scary laugh

  • a simian crease could be associated with down's syndrome.

  • i can make wings with my back... im not lying

  • my left hand has got one 2

  • i saw a tv program yesterday and they said if you had 1 line all over the hand you had a tumor

  • i have 3 lines

    

  • HOW DID BOB BARKER SURVIVE?!

  • pause at 0:50 o-o

  • So....hurray? xDDDD

  • Who is the guy making food behind those guys??

  • He may have simian DNA but he sure is like 5 times smarter than most "100% homo sapiens" I know.

  • fps russia

  • pause at 0:52

  • lol i cant belive im saying this but im scared.

  • i have that on both my hands

    i want bananas all of a sudden

  • i have that lines at both my hands :O im a fuckin monkay!

  • OMG... GOD AND JESUS ARE REAL WE HAVE PROOF. CHUCK NORRIS AND BOB BARKER. :D PRAISE A-LA!!

  • I'm a monkey !! (:

  • I count to three only on my right hand thumbs

  • But will it blend?

  • Same thing on my right hand :D

    but for some reasons i have a problem counting to three using my pointer middle and index fingers. :\

  • I have that same thing on my right hand

    monkey power michael!

  • @LightLink1992 i have it in BOTH hands.

  • @LightLink1992 OH MEH GOD Me too! us 3, shall fight crime as monkeys. epic win.

  • michael, how are you always so fresh? plz tell me the secret :(

  • OMG!!! I'M A MONKEY TOO!!! :O

  • pause at 0:52 all of them are laughing lol

  • Lol "So...Horray?"

  • THE BEARDED NUN.! <3

  • i dont have a third nipple but i do have a third penies

  • shit im half monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

    

  • @jdollkiss you are monkey

  • @jdollkiss

    AHAHA! :D

  • thumbs up for the monkeys!

  • YOU'RE NOT ALONE MICHAEL!!!

  • i have a third nipple. thowght it was rare...

  • im part monkey too wth

    i only have one line toooooo

  • 1:05 that's how joker got his scars.

  • The sound quality difference from 480p to 720p is ridiculously noticeable!

  • @vsauce2 even I got that the single line in my left hand and strangely enough I climb and freerun where people don't usually

  • im double jointed in my thumb and my pinky is crooked

  • I'm double jointed in my fingers and can bend them back a bit past a 90 degree angle, if I bend them and hold my hands the right way I can make my hands look like the Mcdonalds logo :3

  • actually the simian line is a characteristic of Down syndrome and other chromosome anomalies... :P

  • I have 4 sections on my pinky

  • I too had a 3rd nipple, but I took an arrow to the knee

  • press 8 rapidly, guy in black shirt wanks with right arm, girl blinks and the other two nod their heads XD

  • i alsko got a "third" nipple :)

  • press 5 again and again

  • i have a 3nd napple on my back >:L

  • I have 3 lines on my right hand :L

  • chuck norris simply kissed the forehead of bob barker he became 30 years younger and 30 times stronger

  • I didnt see the scar

  • omg, THATS where i know you from!!! barely political! are you the bearded nun?

  • @alice941 I believe he is...;)

  • 2:02 Ya' better hide yo' kidz' hide yo' wife...

  • i have the same simian line but it on my right hand

  • i had at thirth nipel on my back

  • oh that chuck norris

    

  • Bob Barker + Chuck Norris = EPIC WIN!!!!

  • Latvians have 6 toes.

  • @NinjaHotel i have 10

  • @LlGHTBODY you weirdo :D

  • Old people are always bad ass.

  • I have the 1 line thing on my hand.. shit i dont want to be a damn monkey

  • that hand thing is the opp for me?!

  • i think i have a 3rd nipple nearby my di*k

  • I'm a normal homosexual? o.O wuuuut? :D

  • ive got the toe thing to0!!!

  • Didn't anyone notice, at 2:37 you can see his one blue and one yellow eye :D

  • oh shit im a monkey!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love how there was someone in the background just casually getting something from the fridge

  • he's got monkey DNA ........HAHAHAHA

  • I Got One Line In My Right Hand!

  • one guy from my classroom has got 3 nipples too.

    he is funny...

  • press 9 to make him say Krista

  • wtf you know mark and all those guys

  • I have the same thing on my left hand

  • um....single line is a symptom for Down syndrome.

  • hahaha my left has two and my right has three... but does the forth little line count o.O

  • wait, i got a single line on both hands!!! D: my mom says that it meae'born :I and s he's not really wrong xD

  • I have a third nipple.... I never knew until my mom told meh

  • lml me too dude!

  • love the random dude getting milk from the fridge in the middle of the video

  • Pause at 53... It's even worst!

  • 1 on my right hand 2 on my left wtf

  • ive got 3 lines.... am i normal ?

  • Pause at 0:51 ... O.O

  • @felfazeebo .... xD

  • @felfazeebo NOOOOO its pause at 0:53 :):):)

  • @felfazeebo OMG HIS FACE!

  • 3 lines on your right hand eh?

    at least I know now he's right handed...

  • who cares?

    

  • Me to lol

  • "i dont even get tht HAHAHA" lmfao XD

  • my hand is also like that!

  • Barkers dead man

  • HAHA pause than click 8 !! xD

  • @bikeboooy123 pause and click 9 !!!

  • @bikeboooy123 How can I click 8?

  • @bikeboooy123 LOL

  • @bikeboooy123 Click 8? Where do I click 8?

  • @iamviewingurvideos on your keyboard. just press 8 like when you're typing. except play the video and click 8 and it will automatically select a part of the video and you'll usually get ineteresting things.

  • i can bend two of my finger tips on my right hand

  • i have two line on both hand but it's hard to see through the hair

  • I have dual simian palms

  • Lol, I like how the girl got nervous when they were talking about 3rd niples

  • u have no llife

  • homo simphien get it homo

  • michael, i have the same thing with my hand, LOL

  • the key of awesomeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • I have that one line too both of my hands

  • shit im a monkey !

    

  • i have a third NIPPPPPLLEE !! :))

    I REALLY DO

  • @mellowyellow420bae Quite an amount of muties out there.

    Maybe the world needs a facebook group of 3rd nipplers ?

  • I've got simian line on my left hand as well

  • did anyone see the guy behind them

  • I have a simian line!!!

  • heyyyyyyyyyy the key of awsome

    

  • 0:51 very scary face o.O

  • I have a 3rd nipple... I'm no kidding haha

  • Um very serious werid question....

    Uh do u grow 3d nipple as u grow up? -_-

  • I got 3 lines on my right but 2 on my left. What am I ? O.o

  • Damn Bob Barker is a badass

  • Bunch of Saddos with an average age of 4.5 yrs !! - I managed to watch 37 secs of this drivel - what a waste of time.

  • i knew it